What the Doctor really said to Rose...

[2012smartypants]

series 5 and the FN River, David went in the next morning and turned in his resignation.

He wanted nothing to do with that ridiculous storyline. Good For Him.

He obviously cared enough about the character of the Doctor not to turn him into this vile, pathetic excuse for a Dr.

And don't anyone start blathering. I think Matt Smith is a fine actor. He's being held back by mediocre scripts that are 15 yrs out of date for some of real science fiction fans.

[DnZ295]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. LOL'D

[sallyjosie]

no what he said was "Thank God I don't have to kiss that gross and hideous River Song! Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard! I'm glad I'm regenerating soon. I don't want that hideous non-Time Lord touching this body."

Seriously it was due to Moffat's stupid and inane ideas that David said "I'm out of here". He wanted no part of that stupid psychotic storyline involving the bloody River. Who would? I mean among normal people with good taste. of course creepy loser will always like that psycho.

[2012smartypants]

@sallyjosie Sadly Agreed. River started out so smart in the library and then devolved intot his psyhciatic mess?

I get were meeting her backwards somewhat. And now the characters totally Messed up. You can't turn a sociopath into a normal person.

It's like you said Sally, it's like a bad Monty Python sketch, "I was insane and wanted to kill everybody, but I got better". WHATEVER.

And it is true. When Moffat took RTD and David out to dinner and shared some of his ideas for

[starwarsruls1]

I bet he did say something close to that.

[humaxboy1]

I recon that's what he would of said just in another context if you no what i mean...

[starwarsruls1]

We all hate you!

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@starwarsruls1 Aww thank you :) I love you too *goes round town with a Free Hugs sign*

[starwarsruls1]

Time waster!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@starwarsruls1 Whether or not you like this video is personal preference. I never forced you to watch it. You chose to watch the whole thing... and then decided to 'waste time' even more by posting a comment. Congratulations.

[scarface1850]

you can tell its fake the one on the right is taller

[1DEATHWISH0]

what the fuck is wrong with you!?! You sounded like a creep bitch!!!!

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@1DEATHWISH0 Um... yes. That was intentional.

[Animeboy219]

XD did not see that comeing



[clockman43211]

that was stupid

[lillykatedog]

Ok Haven't really found many parodies of the Doctor but that was actually funny... the song made it.

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@lillykatedog Doctor Who Dumbness is my favourite. 'The Doctor is...' spoofs are pretty good too, by thehellishgnome :) xx

[olimpiusOn]

yeah i'ts right

[CaptainEvvie]

i actually thought this was going to be a 'i used to be a time lord like him then i took a regeneration to my hand' or 'fus ro dah' or some other related skyrim joke.

[Jebact]

shut up mertle

[z3h84]

Lool Haha ;)

[RhiniedaGenie]

OOOMGG LOL

[CaptApril]

What, you couldn't find a Billie Piper song that worked?

[lahmamamia]

Cheap but funny, nice one

[IDONTKNOW90090]

ur a fucking stupid dick!

[clonemania421]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololol

[Ellis01234567890]

oh CMON! be a bit more creative than that.

[TheBoochan82]

Doctor 10 gets ALL the bitches

[ImPaulineM]

Oh gosh I'm rolling on the floor, litterally !

[iiFallenWish]

so fucking stupid

[lamberty]

lmao, sounds like the truth to me



[KlaineLover1125]

@LightDarkNinja Because people were wishing death on the maker of the video and telling them they 'Aren't A Real Whovian' and stuff like that.

[AnnaTimeLow]

wow that was so immature.

[RONOC98]

I think he actually said "I love you"

[2009anime]

@RONOC98 yea he did XD

[AsamiUehara]

I'd like to hear the Doctor say that to me... <3

[dragknuckle]

He said "my nickname is David Ten-inch."

[ItsTheBrownBus]

@dragknuckle Barrowman! *shakes fist*

[DanniiXDoomm]

I bet the other doctor must have been there like "right...um...okay".

[amaya2megumi]

ha LOLZ

[cassindia1987]

LOL!!!!

[1D4EVA13]

lol im surpised but i actually found this funny XD

[Etna13]

I laughed. :P

[Scottishgal78]

@Etna13 so did I, LMAO XD

[HotLady69]

HAHAHAHA~!

[TheAnimeTwin]

OH GOD, hahhahaha. XD I'm suprized at how much I laughed.

[chubbytubby246]

hell yeah tennant....get some!

[wolfjame]

lol ... Was pretty funny tbh

[Rachulie]

lol pretty much. i mean shes in love with this man for 5 yrs then just goes all over his clone. i dont get it.

[mrsgaby17]

This scene used to be so romantic and i even cry and now i just laugh jajaja hey i'm a whovian too and i can say that this is fun JUST A JOKE :D

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@mrsgaby17 Well, apparently 'real' whovians would push me off a cliff for this video *eyeroll* Glad you liked it :) xx

[86CamGirl]

@IamMoaningMyrtle "Real" whovians can go jump off that cliff they want to push you from. This is awesome! I am a long time whovian, and I don't think its gets more Who than jokes and being fun and silly sometimes. ^_^

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@86CamGirl I like this comment :)

[francescdhir89]

wtf!

[randomgal1322]

HAHAHAHAHAHA you are so pathetic.

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@randomgal1322 HAHAHAHAHAHA you just FURTHER wasted your time commenting on a video you didn't like!

[2009anime]

@randomgal1322 ur so r right they just spoil a perfectly good doctor moment

[eZFearz]

@randomgal1322 stfu 

[Renbournwuzere]

Im Not Sure I Like This Vid But Her Nose Is Squished When They Kiss Lolz

[cryssibaby]

Why does his clone look taller?

[JoyBearHug76]

IM WATCHIN THIS FOR THE 7TH TIME AND I STIL LAUGH OUT LOUD EVERY TIME! HAHAHAHA AWESOME VID!

[porkchopsgal]

you know, that was the best response that I have heard yet. all the other ones were " I love you" or "I am your father.." I loved it!!!

[rictusemprasarah]

ifnegfhudfjsf WHAT

[MrUploads123]

lol

[ReverendSyn]

I want to see the Ten clone becomes the Peter Cushing "Doctor Who". Ten did give the clone a piece of Tardis to make his own.

That way those old movies can finally be declared canonical in their own way yet still not impact the regular timeline at all.

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@ReverendSyn That would be awesome :D

[lukemitchelll]

LOL that srsly made me laugh, no jks

[yoyo200900]

LOLL

[2300eva]

ewwww cuz I am a huge fan of Dr.who but ıt was funny anyway ı was expecting that kinda thing...

[KlaineLover1125]

Really people? It. Was. A. Joke. And that fact is pretty obvious! It was funny! If you don't like the video stop wasting your time making rude comments!

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@KlaineLover1125 THANK YOU.

[KlaineLover1125]

@IamMoaningMyrtle It really pissed me off with all the comments WISHING DEATH upon someone!

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@KlaineLover1125 (no sarcasm there, by the way.. the comments piss me off sometimes. Could get them reported really, wishing death upon me.

[lunalacuna]

@KlaineLover1125 Yeeeah, no it's not funny, sorry.. it's just really childish, and not in a good way...

[KlaineLover1125]

@lunalacuna I just have TWO questions; 1. Do you know what a JOKE is? 2. Do you know what having a little bit of fun is?

[lunalacuna]

@KlaineLover1125 Yes, I know very well what a joke is, and I know it can be either good or bad, and I'm telling you - this is a bad one. I'm not wishing death upon you and all that, that's just crazy. I am simply telling you my opinion. And if you count the dislikes on this video, it's pretty clear that that is many others opinion as well.

And trust me - I know how to have fun. That's great that you had fun making this video in what, 10 minutes? That's great for you.

[lunalacuna]

People have opinions, deal with it.

[lunalacuna]

And wow, I noticed my terrible language there - ("t's pretty clear that that is many others opinion as well") Sorry about that, I'm a wee bit tired.

[KlaineLover1125]

@lunalacuna "You had fun making this video" There's just one problem with that statement, I didn't make the video!

[MyComicStyle]

@KlaineLover1125 Sure, alright, a joke's fine, but please, make it a good joke then. Because this one's just super bad.

[LightDarkNinja]

@KlaineLover1125 why did you go

:it. was. a. joke?



[LesterPatelisMINE]

i actually pissed myself laughing when i heard this and my brother was like "wow my jokes must be funny"

[samsam1155]

lol

[thedoctor9210]

you suck

[KristenVincent479]

Typical... Not funny. Your death will be slow and agonizing.

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@KristenVincent479 Typical... another comment about my death and hating the video.

[MissMc1320]

You should be executed for this! HOW DARE YOU EVEN WATCH DOCTOR WHO! YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT! GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF, OR US (((REEEAAAALLL))) WHOVIANS WITH PUSH YA OFF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@MissMc1320 Oh for goodness sake, wishing death upon me, even just over the internet? For messing around with a DW clip, music and audio? Grow up and stop it with the Whovian hierarchy. Don;t like a video? Dpn't waste any more of your precious time by posting a comment on it.

[MissMc1320]

@IamMoaningMyrtle Well, notice basically all comments are telling you that your video is dumb. So it appears that YOU are the one wasting time by making such idiocy with your little toy. Either take Doctor Who seriously, or don't watch it. Plain and Simple.

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@MissMc1320 Well, notice that I get both good and bad... just like every YouTube video. Do I just respond to the bad ones? No. Yes, I respond to comments, just like a lot of YouTubers. My video, my comments. Deal with it. At least I'm not, say, wishing death upon someone I've never met. Or being a snob. Either take it seriously or don't watch it? Oh, the stupidity of that term. Is DW a serious programme? No. It's fun. Is DW real? No.

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@MissMc1320 (cont) The existence of parodies and skits is a sign of its success. PLENTY of people have done parodies. Are they taking it seriously? No. I have full right to watch the programme and tocreate a parody of it. I understand not everybody finds it funny but FFS people have different senses of humour, get over it. Would you prefer us all to be clones? I know I don't. I'm actually for people being RESPECTFUL and ACCEPTING of differences.

[stormbird08]

I'm turning off the internet forever

[tytika]

lols. this messed with me, but it was funny

[iDLovato]

She is easy.

[rockohulkdoctorwho]

STUPID stop fooling around with your little laptop and get a life.

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@rockohulkdoctorwho But I don't have a laptop o_0 I do have a life. A fantastic life with incredible experiences. Maybe you shouldn't judge people over one video on YouTube...

[Xxbeanyxbabieex]

@rockohulkdoctorwho Youu CHOSE to watch this! And how do you knnow he didnt say that, He might of and then you would look like a complete nob!

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@Xxbeanyxbabieex Also he does look a bit like a kob cos he assumed that I a) have a laptop (I do not) and that b) I do not have a life. Ohhhhh, how wrong @rockohulkdoctorwho is :'D Many thanks xx

[Xxbeanyxbabieex]

@IamMoaningMyrtle Lmaoo,xx :) I bet you have more of a life than he doesx

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@Xxbeanyxbabieex Never met him but I have had a pretty awesome life - been a contestant on TV programme Total Wipeout, done lots of fun stuff for charity (dressing up in public, sponsored silences, walking barefoot over red hot coals, etc), I'm doing great at uni, I have a fantastic social life, amazing friends and boyfriend, I'm a writer who's won competitions and have been in charge of a pub (my work) when the boss has been away on holiday. Not bad for a 20 year old!

[Xxbeanyxbabieex]

@IamMoaningMyrtle WOW! Thats pretty amazing<3 x Good Luck for all the other AWSOME things you going to do in the future:)xx

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@Xxbeanyxbabieex Same to you, may 212 be a good 'un :) xx

[Xxbeanyxbabieex]

@IamMoaningMyrtle Andd youu, Doo youu have anything planned for this yearr?<3 xx

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@Xxbeanyxbabieex Not really no, just take life as it comes :)

[Xxbeanyxbabieex]

@IamMoaningMyrtle Same as what I doo :P xx

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@Xxbeanyxbabieex *KNOB

[sexyhoopylexy]

hmmm maybe the wrong thing to say instead of 'i love you', still, i thought it was funny enough x

[BDoverlord]

oh WOW 527 people cant take a joke -__-

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@BDoverlord I know, tell me about it -_-

[random3263827]

@BDoverlord No, more like 570 people have standards.

[random3263827]

Wonder why the dislike bar is mostly ripened into such a lovely shade of red? Because the Sci-Fi crowd tends to be a thinking and intelligent crew who reserve their low-brow tastes for Monty Python, not this asinine crap.

[TheBaconlaser]

lmao, I was 99% sure you'd start playing "I want to Fuck you like an Animal" by Nine Inch Nails, ah well. I was half right.

[marilena84312]

oh for crying out loud 1 you are diskosting for ruening such a great sceen and 2 he said i love you could even here it if you were wathing in good coulity

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@marilena84312 Your spelling makes me want to cry :'( YES I KNOW HE SAID I LOVE YOU READ THE UPLOADER'S COMMNETS. IT'S A PARODY.

[CFCconor1967]

HAHA LOL

[pufferfishish]

Evil, but made me giggle I must admit

[chancesareshewears]

Mid Atlantic Off-Road Enthusiast

[TheTardisLodger]

Who Wouldnt Snog Him If He Said That To You?!

[chancesareshewears]

you might want to create a new identity, that was beyond obvious and makes you look a complete more...congrats

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@chancesareshewears Makes me look a complete more? Sorry is that meant to be moron? :/

[Damianweibler]

Easy? he took her halfway across time and space, introduced her to charles dickens and reunited her with her dead father, i'd say that,if anything, she's a prude for not jumping him sooner!

[RagingSeraphim]

What he told her was his name. Remember Silent Library.

[janie0010]

haha lol!!! :) lmfaoshtmtfo!!!!!!!!!! 

[lilbrainyballerina]

What's with all the dislikes? I thought it was funny...

[LtonBuzzardWhereElse]

BILLIE PIPER DECLARES THAT SHE USED TO TORTURE ANIMALS:

see Guardian Weekend Magazine , 19th Nov : "I used to pick up animals in the street and throw them as far as I could".

HOPE THAT ENDS YOUR CAREER BILLIE,, YOU MINGER !!!!!!!!

[blackroseladydeath00]

Will you marry me?

[littlegirl12334]

:)

[writer15131]

I think the Doctor double was going through a hormonal phase.

[CommandoRazor]

NONONO, WHAT HE REALLY SAID WAS: The release date of Half-Life 2 Episode 3 Wanna know? ... ... .. . .. ... 12/21/2012 :trollface: Gabe Newell: Now, you've got less than one day to finish.. The first gamer to finish it will win... - .. ... ... A TF2 HAT!

[TheLPSChannel552]

what the hell!and on he said i love u.duh

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@TheLPSChannel552 YES WE KNOW. Look at the uploader's comments.

[geoffreytkd2]

he said his name

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

Just curious here guys... I've been getting a lot more comments on this video recently. How do people keep coming across it? lol

[soldiergirl84]

That was funny. Sick, but funny. 

[Ive629]

Totaly inapproritat :(

[reesespeices100]

hahaahahahahahahaha

[KGotschall]

MAKE IT CANNON!!!!

[TwilightPrincess1127]

*smirks* I've always hated her. Stupid blonde. Sorry, I'm being mean... Again.

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@TwilightPrincess1127 Really? I liked Rose. Martha was the one I didn't like. All her character was just 'I love the Doctor but he doesn't love me back wahhhhhhhhhh, sadface'

[soldiergirl84]

@IamMoaningMyrtle I totally agree. Rose and the Doctor went together like peanut butter and jelly.

[imahyper1]

@IamMoaningMyrtle omg totally agree :) people usually argue that Martha was better because she could help the doctor more, but rose did too!

[jessie101smile]

LOL

[Akaochan]

XD Oh goodness... thats hillarious.

[rockohulkdoctorwho]

STUPID

[theorangem1]

@flyingbunnies333 What the hell did he say to her?!?!?!?! Everyone knows but me i'am a dumbass

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@theorangem1 What he really said 'I love you.'

[soldiergirl84]

@IamMoaningMyrtle I know, surprise, surprise.

[oxBreathe]

TROLL. 

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@flyingbunnies333 Of course we do :)

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@flyingbunnies333 Yeah, we know. He/she was joking. 

[Scottishgal78]

@scrabzord......or he could've said, the Burger King/McDonalds line "you have it your way and I'll be lovin it!!" ROFL XD

[priamyvate]

To be honest its better than the real scene, that was shit

[ThePhantomPhanatic]

I personally think he said "Look into my eye."

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@ThePhantomPhanatic LOL!!

[trouts4]

@ThePhantomPhanatic AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA

[jessisnacorn]

I honestly didnt think it was that bad...

[HorizonBlue20]

how can some1 dislike this?? tha was fuckin epic and totally unexpected

[DoctorWho7949]

Dath Vader: yay new light saber for me oh wait thats the dislike bar

[z3h84]

No she Said  i love you

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

@z3h84 Yes we all know what the Doctor really said. Hence the 'Just for a bit of fun!!!' bit in the video info bit.

[KeynshamSkatePark]

The like/dislike bar looks like a lightsaber

[z3h84]

@KeynshamSkatePark ;D

[AnigaClub]

Wow.

[MikeRhodes1992]

well thats ruined a good scene!

[MinecraftWithLnL]

I love how it sounds really pedo-ish LOL

[ilovexfactor1000]

na mate u got it wrong

[Scrabzord]

He should have said "Me put pee pee in your coke"

[plasm2]

i honestly though its was going to be "i just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching over to geiko".