I Was Fired From the Sperm Clinic for Drinking On the Job (AsKassem #47)

[purplebot]

Why was there a pic of Ironhide from Transformers?

[HipHopKiller94]

WTF Gothic I & II Death Sounds?

[Nonametral]

Joe Enrico... pity, i'm a woman -.-

[skaterdudeprodutions]

i saw LDshadowlady at 4:02 :D

[NinaVerven]

Omg Tremain not being creepy?! WTF is happening?!?

[JManu3]

I stop randomly at 4:03 - TITS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

[reubenshephe25]

I want this video on my N923 phone.

[DTD47]

i didn't need to pause the daily booth cause all i saw was girls pushing up their small boobs with their arms and then taking a close up pic of that acne and "cleavage"

[paddy0wagon]

ldshadowlady!!!!!!!!



[MsChristyrose]

I want him to anwser me is he gay?

[dawud12341]

what the fuck am i watching..

[jamesSwitous]

I used to post original comments but then i took an arrow to the knee

[TheJiminator295]

I enjoy AsKassem.

[unicornvalley2]

the ace ventura reference was, is, and will be the greatest thing to ever happen on this show haha ever

[grgharrison9]

Kassemg is that a nose above your mouth or are you just happy to see me

[Nittykitkat]

What. Did. I. Just. Watch.  ?

[decemberrain091]

aww i love shay!!\

[tysonstuart13]

This video went viral on Kingston

[MinisterOfKiwis]

4:24 OH GOD EARTH QUAKE!!!!

[Theanimation101]

kassems nose flare started the fire in the hendinburg

[PurpleNeonify]

Kassem: dont have babies cause it could be meeeeeee......wow thats kinda scary

[TheAprillbabyy13]

Lol

[SamTheGentleGhost]

omg the sound..

[mike1305]

"Wha, there's no shark to jump!" haha.

[bigpimpinCBP]

thumbs up if u could see it

[Pollyform01]

JOHN FUCKING NA!!!!!

[YellowLemonRedApple]

Notice how Amir and Kassem both pick giraffe...

[ikilledmacdre]

kassem is like a bunion on a fat ladys toe

[rodneytike]

guy at 4:04 is fukkin HAWT

[TheGabyFe]

at 4:26 when he was backing up I was like no your gonna step on the alien and then i was like ohh

[iJessicaKneuss]

KassemG's Nose Is So Long It Turned A Year Older Before He Did . :)

[SwagDevon]

Weight loss is so fucling easy, i don't get it. PUT DOWN THE FUCKING DOUGHNUT!!!

[HelloAlessandro]

Assgasm

[TheCanadianStud]

0:28-0:31 LMFAO!!!!!!!

[cuznuggitz]

When Kassem was a baby his mum accidently left him in a dumpster while she was looking for something to eat.

[007BlackGuy]

Wait who is John Na ? Lmao

[Massaqre007]

I subscribed, I watched this , then I unsubscribed

[ZaZ1230]

WTF is that?!?!? sillohetteof a Penis head?? on 2:10 to 2:14 when Vin's head slowly pops up to the left of Jon Na, to the right of Jon Na is a shadow of what appears to be a Penis head am I right?

[ElBidoncito]

When the fuk is gonna askassems gonna reach 1 million views :/

[MReyeH8uTube]

kassemg's nose is small...compared to an elephants.wait no nevermind

[Dem0nwarrior17]

If KassemG was a book he'd be a gay std encyclopedia.... fuck you Kassem!

[BirdComment]

Kassem go back to Street Music. and California on.......

Or whatever.. But not this.. Please!!!

[LalliJohans]

kassem fucking G!

[mainepty]

I have Netflix anything else you can pimp?

[TheWittyish]

Kassem's nose is er... big!

[TopCommentlsGay]

Who ever gets top comment is gay.

[pwnutonight]

@TopCommentlsGay So you're gay?

[FFhardstyle]

@TopCommentlsGay hmmmmm ITS A TRAP

[kafrick41]

@TopCommentlsGay You are gay lol

[ColeCola12]

@TopCommentlsGay

TWSU fanboy

[MultiDamian1234]

@TopCommentlsGay u got the top comment #epicfail

[Scoonsi1]

@MultiDamian1234 he wanted it dumbass look at his name...

[MultiDamian1234]

@Scoonsi1 nigga shut the fuck up u probly a fatass bitch behind the computeracting like a badass go eat ur cookies

[Scoonsi1]

@MultiDamian1234 nope ur just stupid thats all

[kafrick41]

@TopCommentlsGay You are gay now lol

[daninator7]

gothic sounds in the background wtf :D

[MrWadefulp]

my funny name is Penis von housen

[PurplePandasxXx]

htt p ://w ww.nak ed-lin d sey.co m/ ?uid= 13 9233 5

Nothing bad

[supraawesome]

omgoodd!! dont scream into the mic! hurts my damn ears.

[Bigkwok1]

check out shinytoiletdudes motherfuckers

[raymondromanick]

wtf is this show...

[BlakeGoodwell]

wait jon na died?

[Microitalian]

Look out the window in the video at 2:22

[egilli24]

kassem gets stoned and watches Tim and Eric for his inspiration

[oemelmaster]

just search for :

Leaked: ARABIC TERRORIST DEMANDING RANSOM

its a really scary video. shocking reactions

[CODPLAYER1996]

LOL"You guys didn't see it, oh well too fucking bad.". Roooooofllllll

[captainnutella67]

IRONHIDE!!!!!!!



[GreenBottleCap]

What's the name of the song that plays during the Last Supper scene?

[818KLOWNER]

This is the best episode of ASkAssem. SO much fucking randomness, plus Transformers made a cameo. How fuckin cool is that

[RajidAhamed]

The only reason why I come back to watch this idiot's videos are cause of the weird ass pictures added on the green screen.

[dokha]

@8qd maybe he means "very funny" in a satirical way??

but this is ancient history idk why would he do that.

[dokha]

@IntaCrock yeah right?

i demand an apology or this vid is gettin reported.

[dokha]

@uch i wanted to see if someone who was thinking as me so i went on the all comments page and atleast i find 1 sane person. I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING OR HOW IT WAS RELETIVE.

i heard he was originally from some arab country even 0.o

[Skittles19957]

KassemG was sacrificed to save a small goat

[MetrashaStoner2010]

Kassem g was born on the highway..just like most accidents

[selimjr]

4:00 awsome girl !!!

[Skittles19957]

PUT DOWN THE FUCKING DONUT!!!

[J91561]

Pause On 0:35 Cross Your Eyes And Kassem Is In 3d and His Nose

[xBounty9]

WHATS GOIN ON IN LONDON?! KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!

[TheGiizzou]

ahaha i love it when he gets angry

[neonseptepus]

funniest one ive seen yet. oh shit.

[primesniper14]

Whats going on in London?. KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!

[DogsneedpIeasuretoo]

@MunkeeMedia

Both names are correct.

[DogsneedpIeasuretoo]

Zoophilia is legal in many countries as long as it is consensual, since it is consensual sex there is no victims.

I chose canine, they are freaking sexy. :)

[devilfighter777]

haha you guys couldnt see it so fuckin what...too badd

[djs301]

jon na is obv making a "big" comeback in the 50th episode

[thipan15]

why isnt there a new one and why is #48 not working...

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

i can do that nose trick to :D

[Wait4itbro]

Who says the part "someday we'll fall down and weep. We will understand it all. All the things."

[lol8002]

Does anyone know Joannes channel?

[jinkzmc]

WTF is in the window at 4:25?!

[divaandmushroom]

every time kassem sneezes, the world spins a little faster. also, his mom was barbara streisand and his dad was a toucan.

move aside, yo momma! move aside!

[xXToughBubblesXx]

you could see your nose flare from space so fuck u

[MrMathiasDK111]

oh fuck, that intro had me crying.

[MrXtraBeefy]

nothing is going to happen in episode 50 because Kassem in going to sneeze and create a mass genocide.

[pwnermies1]

I forecast a earthquake soon in california because of the vibrations kassem made from the nose wiggiling..

[dinozrokzeeworld]

KassemG lost his virginity in Uranus.

[ktslife]

Askassem is like a car accident, so bad you can't look away. :)

[MReyeH8uTube]

@ktslife no compliments. just look away

[InsaneCS2]

he has 123 videos!

[jamesbot2010]

kassem' s nose id so big you can see it on the united nations flag

[The0cshadow]

kassem was about to find his penis...then he woke up.

[candygirl203230]

i can make my ears move without smileing or toching them

[fukedupchild]

JOHN

FUCKING

NA

[Kerfuffleinahussle]

That bit at 0:27 makes me laugh every time :D

[Teekchan]

What the hell did I just watch? I think I liked it, but I'm not sure.

[InternetGuyNumeroUno]

THIS VIDEO HAS SOUND EFFECTS FROM THE OLD-SCHOOL RPG "GOTHIC" at 0:22 and 3:20 .

[AUTISMROCKSUK]

KassemG sneezed & created a hurricane that messed up a bunch of stuff!

[idiosyncrazy1980]

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.

DID.

I.

JUST.

WATCH?!?

[genius3point14]

@idiosyncrazy1980 WHY ARE YOU SO GAY

[JJC7551]

@idiosyncrazy1980 ASKASSEM!!!!!

[MenAmongPoodles]

@idiosyncrazy1980 Ask Kassem #47...?

[1000animegirl]

@idiosyncrazy1980 ... my porn

[DeployableDuck]

Lol LDshadowlady at 4:01

[ilovethejokerr]

John na is the worst part of this show

[Themasterthroll]

i love watching kaseeem higgh

[graham3210]

So this is where hurricane irene came from! Damnit Kassem...

[Watsfordinnr]

ahahahahahahahhaahhaah 2:25 ace ventura :D

[MsBoredassMofo]

seems her eyebrows have a trick too,its called "the disappearing act" :)

[musicman1124]

@kassemG I could see your nose is 6 feet

[Jointe18]

KassemG is a Wolf in disguise

[KillerToost]

0:49 LMFAOO!!

[Ace4Vendatto]

Let's abuse wolves in front of Kassem

[alivape]

wtf i can do the same with my fingers

[walltertje]

kassemG is cool ( coz he sucked my dick )

[MrDmpal]

kassem is adopted

[321reball]

KassemG got arrested for stealing baby boys from an orphanage

[crampable]

KassemG Doesn't Need A Microphone Because His Nose Ecos When He Talks

[thunderer15]

WTF did I just watch???

[jackevin99999]

did i just have a siezure?

[mattbane]

Suga Free wrote the line"she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job"... I believe the line before it was.. "I'll throw in a girl that'll buff your nob".... SUGA FREE people... look him up.. He's a real pimp from Pamona who drops hilarious gems like that one....

[Manbagdeluxe]

Omg Joanne... 

[DisIsHowiRoll]

KassemG is a member of Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All

[cheapmoviereviews]

Kassem G is gay.

[tylrfshr12]

I want to smoke with KassemG!

[connorc4008]

Kassem Gs nose is so big that he snorts more cocaine than Scarface

[BandZfilms]

Kassems nose flares created the earth quakes in the east coast

[kannywhat]

CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL FOR HOT VIDEOS OF ME AND LAURA BOYS XXXXX RATE ME

[Shamalynne]

make kassem make out with a butt

[TheHawkMirage]

Are Kassem and Omar SISTERS?!

[dodgernation07]

cavemen use kassem's nose for shelter

[underacheivers]

Kassem lost his nose in Uranus.

[Feddykug27]

Kassem pick his fingers with his nose

[ghjgjgjgjgjg]

@roadkilljoshua Dudes seriously i didnt know. My friend told me that joke and i thought it was fucking hilarious...

[ghjgjgjgjgjg]

@Chinasawr i didnt know who that was so i had to google him lol

i dont know man I heard the joke from my friend.

[Chinasawr]

@ghjgjgjgjgjg haha, hes a funny man

[Jetroidss]

Kassem needs to learn to enjoy the little things in life, like his penis.

[SOTAhockey]

Kassem will never be the man his mother was.

[Thedickwithnohands]

@SOTAhockey freaking copied me asshole

[SOTAhockey]

@Thedickwithnohands u gonna cry? :(

[Thedickwithnohands]

@SOTAhockey  yes:(

[shr14]

the only thing kassem and a wolf have in common is that they like meat in their mouths

[Thedickwithnohands]

Shut up Kassem G youll never be the man your mother is

[ganzapowa]

If Isaac Newton was alive, he would make a law for kassem's nose magnetic field.

[RAYviolater]

hey cock nose wheres the new episode?

[NintendoZPlayer]

During sex KassemG is like a pokemon, he constantly needs PP UPS

[frostairsofters]

even kassemgs boyfriend thinks hes gay

[rfitz90]

u have a cock nose



[TheModPwn]

Askafag #48

[Nathsterrs]

I have a problem with this XD