How to Use Women

[SlayRo9480]

Ik whats its trying to make fun of, im the furthest from pc, in fact i am known for being way too offensive and having no filter, but this was beyond fucking retarded, the acting was terrible it wasnt sexist at all which eliminates all humor that was attempted to get across, and if you're making fun of 1940s-50s propaganda you HAVE to say "nigger" or "homosexual" atleast three times.

[ttasi7]

the whorish comments below about chip are a nice illustration of the problems with slutty, dysfunctional modern women. stomach turning.

[mrlumberjaack]

I think you're just supposed to have sex with them.

[DougPatton1]

No stereotypes here.

[NezGeee]

AMAZING VIDEO

[bye0bye0birdy]

This is so stupid and hardly worth a laugh. Dislike.

[TL250Rider]

Diffrent

[IntarwebUser]

Oh, please. A woman's mouth is waaay too small to fit a decent amount of cereal in there. It's like suggesting someone use a toaster to wash their clothes.

[amidoingthis]

Is the narrator Trevor from "Whitest Kids U Know"?

[eventid22]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, BRILIANT!!!!

[MASSHOLEvids]

lord gorlock



[brixendump]

2:57 facials:)

[rps57x]

suspended hogtie...

[v1relente]

Everything is 100% truth

[themasterclass]

He looks a bit like Marlon Brando!

[axion2042]

SWEEET Abortion candy! 

[Romaniac18]

Hilarious 

[rjworks13]

meh...

[nbreese73]

chip is effing HOT!

[mhybrid7]

This video is rubbish!

[MikoWysocki]

za maloooooo, daliby wiecej przykladow, prawdziwy facet wie ze jest ich nieskonczona ilosc! :(

i tak koniec najlepszy, ergo, rzucanie do celu :)

[super58173]

How to use women? I water them everyday, replace their lightbulbs, and move them around the house.

No, I am not sexist, fuck you.

[TreagDonaldson]

one those things where you don't want to laugh... but you end up laughing anyway! lol.

[TediI47]

bad acting,

but i appreciated the humour

[DictatorRoB]

You people don't understand, this makes fun of those 50's propaganda videos how to properly live, along with how men seen women in those years.

[myhoneyjudah]

lol

[wildcaterpieappeared]

i give props to that womn actor going through all that shit

[zuniga6412]

All this does is show how really stupid chip is.  I hope he doesn't have any kids.

[doomedamerica]

fag actors,fag producers and fag editers

[wallflower94hb]

whats the title of the last sung??? ^.^

[oregoncrazyman]

I found this vid to be funny as hell and for all you who didn't get the joke or are way too PC lighten up for god's sake . It's still okay to use the name god in a comment isn't it or did i violate the seperation of church and you tube? :() (o)(o)

[MelanieLouM]

OMG! My ex must have been the consultant for this video!! LOL!! ^_^

[globe255]

Bad acting.

[afr0disiac]

chip's hot

[debbiesouth]

this is so bad LOL 5 stars

[imanacer]

1) Wow, Chip is REALLY cute. Great choice on the actor for the film. woof.

2) I want to have sex with him. Real bad.

3) Kiss kiss, Pumpkin.

[straightXjessedge]

that was probably the most ridiculous youtube fight i have ever seen

[emcflat]

if you think that's ridiculous, check out the neverending fight that's happening on my "Black Guys PSA"

[aebarco]

lmao omg genius

[hpufo]

LOL AWESOME!!! I learned so many new uses for women. My useless woman have just been lying around the house all day.

[akabane1984]

Stop lying. You don't have a woman.

[hpufo]

Get a life already faggot. Go back to your stupid wife and kill yourselves.

[akabane1984]

LOL! You fucking fail @ trolling & can't even do it right. You like to claim how smart you are yet it took me about 30 seconds to figure you out. Someone like you doesn't have a woman. You're too biased for bullshit. Me & my wife are doing just fine. I least I HAVE a wife, you stupid ass teen-aged toolbox. Really dude, stop posting. You can't do ANYTHING right. People who strive to get attention like you are the ones who hate their own lives in silent. It sucks to be you, dumbass.

[hpufo]

So says the dumbest man in the world. Seriously go kill yourself.

[akabane1984]

Yet I'm much smarter than you. Right junior, whatever you say. YOU go kill yourself, since you're obviously doing nothing for society but bashing women for your own personal needs rather than looking at the whole picture, which is that men & women both have positives & negatives. You must be your teacher's worst student, especially if it's a woman.

[hpufo]

Dude you are a fucking idiot, Everybody thinks you are fucking stupid. The only person that does not think you are stupid is your retarded wife, and you. You are the only person that thinks automotive majors are not for idiots. You are the one still in college at 25. Put it like this, by the time I am at your age I would already be done with grad school.

[akabane1984]

1)Nobody thinks I'm stupid but you. Have fun with that.

2)You actually NEED to have intelligence to work on cars. I bet you couldn't even break down an EJ22 or an RB26DETT for me. Do you even know what they are? No? Didn't think so. STFU.

3)Automotive engineers will ALWAYS be demanded & ALWAYS be employed. What about what YOU'RE trying to be? Didn't think so.

4)Don't act like you're better than us automotive people. We're MUCH smarter than YOU, kid. You wouldn't last ten seconds in our world.

[hpufo]

1) Everyone on your page thinks you are a fucking idiot.

2) No you really don't need much intelligence to work on cars. I want to see you write a program in Java or C++. I bet it is way harder than your shit.

3) Engineers period will always be in demand, and always make way more than your shitty field.

4) No you are not, and YOU are a prime example of that.

Now I really do not have much time to waste on you since I got work to do.

[akabane1984]

1)It's funny because there are no comments on my page representing your claim.

2)LOL! You need to know what you're doing when you work on automobiles or any machine in general. If you lack the sufficient knowledge, you WILL lose a limb or damage thousands of dollars in machinery. Btw, I re-wrote several downloading programs to suit my purposes. Been there, done that.

3)Which is why ASE mechanics make 25$+ an hour & normal engineers make much lower. STFU.

4)So your dumbass says. STFU again.

[hpufo]

1) I have seen them before

2) It isn't that hard at all.

3) Funny, a friend of mine was making $22 for a summer internship and he is an engineer. Look on any career stat, engineering out ranks automotive by far. In the professional world you be paid by the year, not by the hour. Unless you work in a shitty career.

[akabane1984]

1)What you have seen were idiots like yourself trying to argue with someone who is superior to them. It didn't work out for them as it isn't working out for you.

2)That's what you think. Try it & see how far you will not go.

3)Being paid by the year SUCKS compare to being paid by the hour, dumbass. A set annual salary does NOT compare to a perpetual salary. You earn how much you want to make to suit your needs. Btw, I said 25+ an hour, not 22 ;) Master ASE Certs make as much as they want.

[hpufo]

What ever faggot, there is just no use in arguing with a retard.

[akabane1984]

Funny, I was just about to suggest the same thing. Btw, it's 'whatever'. Not 'what ever', dumbass.

[hpufo]

Actually it really doesn't fucking matter. Way to prove you fail at grammar dumbass.

[akabane1984]

1)I don't care if it doesn't matter to you or not. Just felt like correcting you. Got a problem?

2)LOL! You'll say anything to upset someone. Btw, my grammar tops yours by a long shot, boy. Let your pair hang a little before going out there & insulting people, seeing as you can't even do that right. Is there ANYTHING you can do right?

3)You're a fucking waste of space.

[super58173]

@akabane1984 -

1) Idiots think they're smart.

2) If you know each other, duke it out in person, ownage is easier in the form of balls, nuts or testicles.

3) What the hell does this have to do with women!?

4) I ain't supporting the other guy.

5) I ain't supporting you either, I got nothing against anybody.

6) Fuck this shit.

[mmedefarge]

It's like a standard rap video, just replace the soundtrack.

[cuilo]

this vid is fucked up!

[72ve17]

your the man

[MissiMissborn]

i want the sound back ._.

[CaptainSiberia]

Talented cast!

[zannoah25]

woman as prophylactic!!

[Pandagirl310]

This is wrong on so many levels.....

[hospitalbryan]

The peanut butter part gave me wood.

[inuyashaloveskagome0]

disgusting

[swingofthecentury]

LOLWTF

[spearfish19]

hhaha "yahhh..oh yeah.."

[BenchMarkd]

gotta remember kids it's not meant to be taken seriously. very good 5*

[deadheadwookie17]

This was hysterical

[162k]

lame, so lame

[Docthewrench]

hmmmm I could add some things to do this what I do with them but ummm yeah

[hgulden]

wow proves men are jackasses

[fivefoflow]

^Wow, proves women are dumb asses.^ Also, note the lack of understanding the joke in video, as well as punctuation in posted comment.

[Mredria]

Its called satire retard.

[thedrillmaster16]

get a life!

[avocadess]

Disgusting

[QcDede]

affirmative

[DashJrEX]

Ryanpoo wouldn't know what to do with a woman if she can and gave it a lapdance. He'd probably shrug it off and go play Final Fantasy because he is a FF nerd.

[UngentleInquisitor]

LOL @ 5:00 - 5:10

[G5Blue]

so true XD

lol just kidding

[xXwhitexshadowXx]

I never knew I could use myself as a knife XD

[501337]

you are useful!! XD

[SharksKid]

Women can do what they like, in my opinion but it'd be nice if they amused me until my great cummoning once in a while.

[Spierow]

Definately typical american humour.

Senseless, disgusting, nauseous, idiotic, sexist. Absolutely the thing redneck GWB appreciates.

[HiAdrian]

you know, i've been goatse'd and tubgirl'd a hundred times, but this was pretty disgusting to watch, the messy parts.

[Jusbreathe2004]

lmao

[ashantifan1224]

I think this video is ACTUALLY making fun of male tyrants. That's the true hidden meaning.

[ozonepizza3562]

@ashantifan1224 haha not really

[captainsharkey]

She is totally getting off on being used like that LOL if he rammed her head into that peanut butter sandwich a few more times she would have orgasmed LMAO!

[b4j207]

Women should clean the house, prepare dinner, and lick the man's nuts. They are fighting nature if they think otherwise.

[netcyrus]

word

[xXwhitexshadowXx]

b4j204 should fall off a cliff and die. He is fighting nature if he thinks otherwise.

[dijeinyje]

Delightfully wrong.  Hysterically terrible.

[sunnygirl213]

*misogYnism*

[chaospoet]

The people who made this must have been pissing themselves laughing just THINKING up the idea's. lol. I know I would have. And I've seen women use men in just as bad ways. Throw rugs, Portable Clothes Racks (When shopping), Tissues (when they're crying and use you instead), and a replacement when the batteries die. In short it works both ways in certain lights if you have a sense of humor about it and don't take it so literal.

[rurmraba]

This was obviously meant to be humorous, for you simpletons who are members of the P.C. police. Enjoy a few laughs at the expense of a little harmless ambiguity. Seriously, there not actually promoting these actions.

[altosax1st]

Exactly. Though they should put in a disclaimer

[grailmaiden]

Dumber than a sack of hammers - it put my feet to sleep.

[chodorowicz]

this sucks so badly

[tsenmaisng]

hawt

[CharlesBeefy]

YouTube video comments are the highest forum of political debate!

It's a joke, Jesus Christ. People get butthurt waaay too easily.

[S00026608]

Oh, I get the feeling you guys are really trying hard to be funny... how embarrassing for you.

[billgbg]

Know what?? I LIKE this. Yessir, I do. I like it a whole, whole lot. Know what else?? I'm gonna go find things I can do with women in MY home town!

[luckyvet]

And please enjoy your child support, welfare, and mothers allowance while the parasitic system aids you in producing yet another future criminal, let alone driving wedges between men and women.

(If you re-read the previous in 40 years, you might just realize the genuine wisdom you've just encountered.)

[meredumais]

You're a comedian! MUCH funnier than this video! I receive no child support, and my kids are top students--one on his way to a top university in the Fall.

(Don't tell me: I just made that all up, right? )

The truth hurts, doesn't it?

[luckyvet]

"The truth hurts, doesn't it?"

Only someone with a vindictive mindset would be dissapointed with the success of anothers children.

Only someone torn inside would assume others would feel bad for other's accomplishments.

[meredumais]

'The genuine wisdom I've just encountered.''

Nope--the genuine deluded egomaniac I've just encountered. And trust me, I will have long forgotten you by then-by tomorrow, in fact.

Must run-have a golden day, Mr. Ambient Music!

~OM~

[BizzyLizzy132]

Mer

I really do feel sorry for you in America if this is supposed to be funny.

Harry Enfield is funny this unfortunately is a load of crap.

[meredumais]

Yes, Liz, this is truly sad. That's why I posted it.

It's going in the cyber rubbish-bin now.

[tedcorning]

Maybe the problem is that you are looking for the humor in the wrong location. AS I said in a previous comment... I believe this is meant as a socio-political satire, not as a disparage on women.

[BizzyLizzy132]

The stupid noises he makes are really irritating.

He makes men look like simpletons.

[meredumais]

Very classy satire, too, I might add...not.

I'm waiting for 'How to Use Men' anxiously, though...you know, since I'm such a misandric man-hater and all. Ooops-gotta go pick up my son ! It's been swell!

[luckyvet]

Following was posted by moi - 2 weeks ago:

"love humor as a means to show women were NEVER oppressed. They were honored, cherished, protected (women and children first, womans lives spared in war etc)"

Hopefully during your whining, moaning, bitching, you might get the point that others see the humor in the vid.

Move along...

[meredumais]

Dadgumit-does this mean we can't be friends? Shoot.

Well, enjoy your ONE pal, anyway.

And please send my regards to The Great White North-LOL!!!

[luckyvet]

??  I don't come here to make friends? I have them in the real world, enjoy your pathetic attempt at predictable shaming tactics.

If you want to find out how to use men, visit any local bookstore with hundreds of titles such as: 10 ways for women to maximize divorce; etc etc...

No such material exists for men, because were too busy paying your way and most of us cherish and protect the women were with.

[meredumais]

Predictable shaming tactics???

Hmmm..do you know me, and what an evil bitch I am? Golly, I thought this was our first encounter.

Yeah,the man I'm with cherishes me...and he would be more offended by this video than I am. So would my sons.

Off to my real-life activities...as I said, it's truly regrettable we couldn't have been cyber-pals. Dang.

[meredumais]

V/S: I get the humor. It's just not my style. I'm not the 'Jackass/Porky's' type.

Others see this as satire, while you moan about the collapse of the universe because of the existence of women. Who's the whiner?

Plain for all to see.You don't want these guys to know you have multiple accounts here. You have disabled comments after managing ONE friendship! Such charm you must have!

Kinda like Ambient Music...

See ya!

[DarknessDante666]

omg

I knew as soon as i read the title that there were gonna be women on here complaining

It's humour.

Nothing else

Mi girl mates find it funny //_^

[luckyvet]

lollllllllz love humor as a means to show women were NEVER oppressed. They were honored, cherished, protected (women and children first, womans lives spared in war etc)

[Mountcastle73]

Well, I can see the whole protect the children, but not women. If you are gonna' take that stance,are you can say that a little boy's life is worth less than a little girl's? I don't agree that men should sacrifice themselves for some woman, who thinks that he should also hold the door open for her before he dies.

[luckyvet]

Since welfare, alimony, mothers allowance, a nanny / police state, and child support replaced the "need" for men as protector / provider - chilvary is reduced to a mere "relic" doublestandard in an upside down society that still practices it (eg pussified men, biased courts, etc) likewise when women still expect it.

[luckyvet]

The modern overexaggerated concept of "protect the children" is a fascist political diversion rooted in the re-distribution of wealth from men to women. It's been very successful, as was hitlers philosophy:

"A society will endure tremendous hardships if it believes it is working for the best interest of the children"

It has removed the male role model authority of discipline eg: spanking, strict rules etc, contributing to a narcissistic brat filled society with Zippo respect.

[Mountcastle73]

I am not saying remove men as role models by any stretch. I think our role is being greatly underestimated in modern times. I just don't think a woman's life is more valuable than a man's.

[meredumais]

Luckyvet: Hi! I'm really interested in your videos. Can't comment since we're not friends. What part of Canada do you live in? I have spent a lot of time there.

Rock on, Ver...I mean, luckyvet!

P.S. I think you should make your double identity just a LITTLE more transparent...it's not obvious enough as it is.

[luckyvet]

Hehe, if you think I'm Verlch, Nope. He's a good long time friend from the States. I'm new here, so if you send one of those friend requests, I'll respond to it. :)

[meredumais]

Not until you tell me all about where you live in Canada...and why you have blocked comments if you only have ONE friend.

[meredumais]

luckyvet/Verlch/Solomon: Don't you think the 'women/children first' complaint is getting a little tired? You use it on every whiny 'anti-misandry' video. Every single one. And if you were Canadian, you wouldn't be moaning about re-distribution of wealth from men to women.

I see you are your only 'friend', so only YOU are allowed to comment on your profile! REDICULAS!!! (and quite hilarious.)

[fwseymour]

Sure looks to me like this vid is making fun of men who fear and/or hate women. Certainly makes the guy look stupid.

[meredumais]

Agreed, fwseymour. IT IS SATIRE ! It's obvious who 'gets' that and who doesn't. EARTH TO LUCKYVET/VERLCH/SOLOMON/MANICV­ERMILLION/'JENNYSCRAZY'/SUPER PAIS/RATATATTAT/TILLYHILLBILYF­RILLYGUY/ ALL OTHER SOCK ACCOUNTS WHO ARE 'ANTI-MISANDRY...

[tedcorning]

Sounds like scientology.

[Timmmay33]

I'm one to protests against misandry in this gender feministic culture we've today... However, this video goes way over the line. Same as gender fems propogating how men are monsters, this video is as grotesque.

[tedcorning]

I believe that the point of this video is to meant to ridicule the view that male culture is centered around abuse and subjegation of women. It is a bit over the line, but satire tends to do that.

[meredumais]

Thank you, TedCorning. The 'satire' is lost on the more mentally challenged zealots here.

[xpicardx]

bitches who made this

[1trinikitti]

O.M.G!!

[ShitCrap]

This is made of god and win!

[seanhero]

uahahahahahahaha

[MariePass1]

This is so sick!!! :(

[TrevalinTheMagician]

if i comment on this i might get in trouble... it was too long i think.

[14800841]

lame

[AndromedaMariaCarmen]

i couldn't even watch this! ARGH!

[thatonekid393]

awesome video XD We had a class free day in English before spring break, so we played Taboo, separated into teams by gender. The guy who wrote the names up on the board. Our team was the "Burly workin' men" and theirs were the "Kitchen-dwelling inferiors" :D

How could you not know what prophelactic means??

[lazykrazy]

crap!!

[blaqueprincess88]

...this reali wasn't funny...it was kinda stupid

[aichalasfar]

i dont get it tho. it looked like they were having sex but then her head popped out of somewhere not logical. i dont get.

[emcflat]

he put one women on and used her as a condom when having sex with the girl from next door

[grandin105]

iiiii was just jokin katee...(swiss)

[aichalasfar]

this is why alot of men are assholes. 'Satire' my ass. Alot of men think like this unfortunately.

[mainp]

SHUT>>>UP

[bastou6598]

W.O.W!!! JUSTE W.O.W GJ!!!

[team96]

I'm Bleeding! OMG This is a classic!

[wesleynicholls]

this is pointless

[Goalie61Troy]

you can't reason with women

[grandin105]

LOL women are made for cheese

[KaTee147]

-.-

[itsLikeClockwork]

Pft. Women are people? As if.

[zamphjeer]

Now that's what I call a sandwich made from a women's face.

[johndy21]

I've watched this a few times now and it gets funnier every time. I was also impressed with the saw parody. And is ''how to use men'' ever going to be made?

Keep up the good work Low Carb!

[iMoviePhil2]

They have it already. It is called "The View!"

[orlyskeetomg]

HOLY SHIT LOL

[richl]

Chip is HOT !

[Raulmao]

LMFAO

[eternalxile]

that was awesome. For all the people who are disgusted, you need to grow a sense of humor.

[BigAT87]

That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen, but it is by far the funniest thing I have ever seen!

[CrimsonBlackhawk]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[bishy54]

i use my women as bongs :)

[nitrox007]

omg that sucked, how can u use woman so badly if u came from one

[bastou6598]

SHUT UP

[jellocake]

SO FUNNY! Wow, I watched the teaser and I thought that was it, but then I saw this. A masterpiece. Whoever flagged it was a real prick. Great job.

Do you feel that this is the best video you've made?

[annac0nda652]

omg! that's a riot! lol

[dalkavuk2]

lol thats sick.

[RepublicAgent]

Yeah... I know a few people this would reeeally piss off.

"I want your candy!"

[Traquenard]

BORING!!! deserve a poor rating

[bastou6598]

shut up...

[TwoTube2]

well that was funny / disgusting :)

[CapnD]

Sadly, in the 50's, no one knew that Teleportation gives you cancer. Nowdays, they blame it on smoking, but we all know the truth.