THE BEST IN SOVIET RUSSIA JOKES

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In Soviet Russia jokes joke you!

[crazyfish3637]

0:40 i wuz biting a burger DX

[SuperArnejj]

in capitalist America... jokes laugh above you

[MythicalGryphon1]

In Soviet Russia…these jokes aren't funny.

[AsianWaffleAnguish]

in soviet russia, you deliver fast food to mexicans.

[djaywey]

in capitalist america banks rob you!

[cb7pwn]

you mean in ☭ ?

[colegio90]

3:26

[colegio90]

jaja chuck norris still kick your ass

[stemarie252]

1:35 WTF?



[EdwinCoke11]

In soviet russia babies shake you

[abi2478]

in soviet russia, 81 people likes this

[TheEveningEagle]

In soviet Russia, AIDS catches you!

[gokunarugo2]

so you have to reverse something into it happening to you or it happening in a totally different way? hmm... then in soviet russia...meh...to much effort...

[sharfiklol]

Опять мой медведь напился водки, и побежал есть борщ балалайкой в мой бункер с ядерной кнопкой. Сука!

[MrDevil666ish]

i wana click the hot botty firm video in the suggestion

[eelrednaxela]

In soviet russia, that isn't what she said.

[Zaripov10]

and this shit americans called humor?

of course, i know that americans are stupid,but not that much...

[SIngli6]

@Zaripov10

In fairness, some of the original Smirnoff 'Russian Reversal' jokes were very funny. Hell, some of these are quite good themselves. Even you must have chuckled at the 'Waldo' one...

[deraidos45]

In Soviet Russia, Comments write you

[soft3485]

it's a strange thing. But sometimes funny, ever for Communist. But in the most it looks like not as a smart thing. The humor here is too fat for me...

[darylglenn100]

80 people are communist.

[Greendragonmen]

In Soviet Russia god made men!

[superramennoodlejunk]

In Soviet Russia, bullets dodge YOU!!!... unless you're chechnyan, of course.

[Gaidinatorius]

In soviet russia, women fuck you!

[Neonflowful]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA... Arrow takes a knee to the knee.

[superosaze]

@Neonflowful Lolwut?

[BlazingWind200]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA... Chuck Noris STILL kicks your ass!

+ no comment on the last one.

[Litlu0607]

nI teivoS noinU (In Soviet Union)

[legokidtg2]

In soviet russia, mothers, fuck YOU!!!!

[j1992rob]

LMFAO 3:55

[bstmanversusskeletor]

In soviet russia cereal kills you!

[nunak96]

In soviet russia, kennen is ad carry

[kkoorr1]

In Soviet Russia, we throw dartboards at darts

[aissurteivos]

In Soviet Russia, my name is spelled correctly

[xxDeadlyDECAYxx]

In Soviet Russia.... Bah, screw that. I have no idea what goes on in Soviet Russia.

[FBM35]

In Soviet Russia,The cake is NOT a lie!

[MrPainkiller4rent]

if im supporting communism by downloading pirated music i need to do it more often

[reesalas]

roses are red

violets are blue

in ☭

gun shoot you

[ThunderofBabylon]

in soviet Russia you take a knee to the arrow

[ThePissyNoob]

In Soviet Russia, comment likes you ;)

[hurasura]

That old jokes where you saw now SOVIET Russia ha? Russian now it is white Russia look like bad clone of USA

[katoikos444]

worst song for this video

[MetroidKingofMetroid]

This song sucks.

[name8895]

In soviet russia, the only person riding a horse is chuck norris.

[godsendmehere]

in ☭ jokes on you

[Itszend]

The picture "Law breaks you" is so fucken true...

[ducksquack12345]

What is the song called?

[name8895]

@ducksquack12345 Coldplay - Viva la vida

[noobyfrank]

Chuck Norris is too old for these jokes , he invented them.

[Thunder36x]

in sovieta russia marihuana smoke you

[anarchydroid]

in Soviet Russia... YOU have the right to arm bears

[bolttheman]

in sovite russia its knee to the arrow

[koosimk]

in Sovite Russia the men in the kitchen

[necromorphs]

1:00 in soviet rus eh, wait, thats not rusia

[BANKEDTEHSHOT]

In soviet Russia.... Soap drops you!

[ch3tty]

in soviet russia you dont breathe the air, the air breathes you

[tmcgwow]

in Soviet Russia video likes you!

[theblacksheep1000]

In Soviet Russia, Cold War win YOU!!!!!

[CrayzeW00kie]

in capitalist USA you watch tv

[basiebas]

in soviet russia lolz can has u

[Aerox196]

in soviet russia,water walks on jesus!

[xSatansxCastlex]

In soviet russia this video's music mutes you

[videoben9]

in soviet russia, arrow takes you to the knee. this is the only version that makes sense and i invented it. feel free to copy it.

[stolickilla41]

In soviet Russia dick sucks you

[MrThereybrasanroj1]

In Soviet Russia......

you dont take a arrow to the knee

you make the knee take the arrow .

[lucaskronenbergen1]

In Soviet Russia... ...aissuR teivoS nI

Pay attention in the reading, you'll see what I mean. xD

[spyridon77]

In Soviet Russia this is Madness. Its not Sparta.

[lucaskronenbergen1]

In Soviet Russia, soda drinks you!

[Razaak666]

It's a real shame that Vitaly Petrov isn't in the 2012 F1 season. I used to make Soviet Russia jokes all the time he was on the spotlight.

[DalleDayul]

in soviet russia, you take knee to the arrow

[MiniMasa1337]

in Soviet Russia there are no jokes NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

[wtfcool21]

MUDKIP <3 We have been made to like Mudkipz and to be liked by Mudkipz!

[AirsoftGuru33]

in soviet russia president assassinate YOU!

[Puffthecarrier1]

I used to tell Soviet Russia jokes. Then I took a knee to the arrow.

[railstoruin]

I used to make jokes about soviet Russia, then I took a knee to the arrow.

[marksaitis]

minecraftgoogio, id better know how to spell Russia than amerika :D

[NathanDrakeQc]

1:02 : In Soviet Korea??

[marksaitis]

!!!!!!!!!??? I'd better be eaten by shit in Russia than eat shitburgers in amerika :D ???

[minecraftGoogio]

@marksaitis you cannot even spell america

[jorgepaciullo]

i used to live in soviet russia, but then i took a knee to the arrow...

[koolrabbit100]

ill give you that 0:29

[sms22713]

in soviet russia...our shoes are not right because we dont have right shoes, just left!

[sms22713]

in soviet russia, we dont have weels... just squares!

[OlioPL]

in soviet russia you give santa claus gifts !

[Xmvtjets96X]

In Soviet Russia, I didnt take an arrow to the knee.......

[bingollu1000]

in soviet russia snowflakes are green

[AnonymoHater]

Roses are red, violets are blue,

in Soviet Russia, marshmallows burn you!

[eskimodude812]

In America you go and find party,

In Soviet Russia party find you!

In communist China YOU GET BACK TO WORK!

[1100356031]

In soviet Russia

Car finds you in parking lot

[7egotube]

In soviet russia... homework makes you

[zpwner11]

In soviet russia, Ink craps out Squid!

[Hamham300]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kills you.

[Danielkchoi]

In Soviet Russia bullet shoots you.

[zpwner11]

@Danielkchoi Fail, because you don't shoot bullets :L

[UCMGTWOClan]

in soviet russa knee takes you to arrow

[dirtykeskin]

In soviet russia You kill Chuck Norris

[naramsin9797]

In soviet russa, 240p is HD

[NinjaHotel]

"meanwhile, in soviet russia" - couldn't stop laughing

[ashish851995]

in soviet russia , chuck norris naaaaaah he still pwns

[MrSupahBeast]

In Soviet Russia, you takes knees to the arrow.

[nambinhvu]

3:47  In soviet russia eyelashes are eyes and eyes are mouths XD

[ExcisionVEVO]

I used to make soviet Russia jokes. Then I took a knee in the arrow.

[3m0skatiish]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

In soviet russia

Bass drops you.

[stefanoistheking]

In soviet russia, justin bieber hates you

[mcscream18]

in america you eat burger king

in soviet russia burger king eats you!

[jasse85]

in soviet russia 30 million russians were killed by their own governent, not a joke, well their governent is a joke. lalala

[cutekittycathatgirl]

Im offensive and i find this Sovient Russian.

[yarbas89]

in soviet russia, arrows take the knee.

[apfelstrudlOfOA]

In soviet russia, homeworks eat dogs!

[bmxstreetwill]

in soviet russia they would kill you i they heard you playing this song

[CptQuestionMark]

In tsarist Russia?

[MissBrainless101]

Screw Soviet Russia Jokes!

I modern day Germany Poison is Gift!

(not kidding look it up!)

[xelitepkingx]

in capitalist america, business owns you!

[smgsean]

in soviet russia ... music is not muteable??

[Neonflowful]

SO IT IS POSSIBLE TO DIVIDE YOURSELF BY ZERO?

Russia: ZERO DIVIDES YOU!

me: YAAAY!!

person1: oh shi-

person3: HEY PERSON2!

person2: *was divided by zero*

[xelitepkingx]

@Neonflowful i hope that sounded better in your head, and you are not really that stupid, for your own sake

[williammonte95]

in soviet russia cold turkey quits you

in soviet minecraft world builds you

in soviet russia youtube watches you

[justforVIDEOSqmz]

in soviet russia, there is cold

[charvelgtrs]

In Soviet Russia, arrows to the knee is a great drinking game.

[TwillightsMoon]

In Soviet Russia, Chocobo ride you!

[InSovietRussiaVideos]

If you want to view funny videos about Soviet Russia, check out my Channel...because in Soviet Russia, YouTube watches you!

[TheKillerwasp666]

In soviet russia, in soviet russia joke say in soviet russia joke about YOU!

[TheKillerwasp666]

In soviet russia zombie shoot you



[icanmyshoetie]

in soviet russia dicks suck you

[XristarasGamieste]

in soviet russia i took a knee to the arrow

[Agamakus]

In fat America McDonalds eats YOU

[steyn1001]

in soviet russia you dont drive car, car drives you!

[MasTahhhh]

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

in Soviet Russia,

poems write you.

[charmmuffin]

in soviet russia girl fucks you!!!

[Suloseepra]

In soviet russia black people dont eat chicken

[yetanotherguyhere]

2:39 aww that poor dog! :'(

[warbler4]

In Soviet Russia Hole Digs Dwarf <3

[Keael]

In soviet russia, your parents live with you!

[sparx3600]

whats the source of the sovijet russia jokes there funny but in a other way i don't really understand them :) but i know more ppl have that tought

[ReaperGirl4]

1:06 is the new revelations X3

[espiman23]

In soviet russia, baby aborts you!

[MrBriandavid]

3:37 best one yet!

[victoriasonicx]

2:11 is that man having sex with a huge fish? O.o

[TheCoffeybeans]

In Soviet Russia, woman shoves vagina in your penis!

[Darko2625]

@TheCoffeybeans LMAO best ever,dude.

[MRdotCHRIST]

don't make fun of Vince offer

[Deadkyd]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

In Soviet Russia,

Poem write you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Now your dead,

SAD FOR YOOOOUUUU!!!!!!!

[ilwwe11]

In soviet russia air breaths you!

[sundronning]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

In Soviet Russia,

Poems write YOU!!

[wiljamovka]

In capitalistic America, banks rob you!

[ChicagoProdigy]

You guys will never live the Soviet shit down.

L☭L.

[haimelik12345]

In Soviet Russia lolipops suck you

[theblacksheep1000]

In Soviet Russia, YOUTUBE DISLIKES YOU!

[jigsaw9919]

lmfao Vince from Shamwow

[TheJojo85180]

in soviet russia WIFE FUCKS YOU!!

[Deadkyd]

@TheJojo85180 Not if you get a dildo. ;)

[TheSonnyworld]

In Soviet Russia jokes laugh at you.

[GozillaFireschocks]

In ball, you hit soviet russia.

[19DaRiO95]

in soviet russia dick sucks you

[BFeistproductions]

gets boring

[theblacksheep1000]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HIGHWAY PAVES YOU!

[ahmedmslh]

in the US you use the toilet in soviet russia toilet uses you

[Wolfbite369]

In soviet Russia Condom Uses you

[videogamewizard90]

in soviet russia bigfoot finds you

[MrROTD]

Coldplay ripped off Joe Satriani fuck Coldplay they have about as much edge as a wet noodle.

[Jonovichable]

in soviet russia record breaks you.

[ProBricks]

in Soviet Russia, Ground Fall On-top Of You

[MichealIkruhara]

In Soviet Russia, Shuttle Program Cancels YOU!

[videogamewizard90]

i like the waldo one

[hilmiaka]

In Soviet Russia we only change the ends of comments