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  • what's a bajingo?

    cracks me up everytime!

  • i agree with Dr.Cox, for nothing!

  • At first, when you start watching scrubs, you think Kelso's funny, but he's a heartless jerk. Then later on you see episodes like these :) Kelso is one of my favourite characters because, deep down, he's a nice guy.

    Oh and btw, the janitor = genius xD his conversation with JD is epic

  • "Point to Iraq."

    "That's Iraq."

    "That's China..."

    "YOU'RE CHINA!"

    ".....That's an outrageous accusation!"

  • can someone translate wtf turk said at 0:55?

  • @TyTimeIsAwesome Elliot,the only good that's come from our occupation of our rights gets exposing the neo-conservative conspiracy to pre-patch the way of american culture and [?economical(I think)?] imperialism.

  • @scaratthelefteye i said translate, not write what he said :D

  • @TyTimeIsAwesome OK:In what language?

  • @scaratthelefteye just what it means...sorry i'm not much into politics but it sounds really cool. haha.

  • @TyTimeIsAwesome

    What turk means is that the occupation of Iraq has exposed the lies about this war and have largely scapegoated the issues simply to further their imperialistic ideals, enforcing "American values" on other countries, making money and annexing oil. In short he's saying the war is an excuse to steal Iraqs oil, spread nationalistic propaganda though the media (Fox News), and remind the world that USA is prepared to act like a big bully whenever it feels like it.

  • @TornadoCreator I see. Haha. Actually after you explained, it does make sense lol...I miss smart Turk =)

  • "Hell yaaaa!"

    I love Laverne :)

  • Ha. I had forgotten that Janitor was dead on.

  • "The war on Iraq? Try the war to see rack."

  • Hmm I like the Boondocks to. Also I am totally on on Cox and Turk's side.

  • I think the Janitor had an orgasm at 4:51.

  • Free replay button ---> 4:51

    You're welcome!

  • I lost all respect for Elliot after this episode. Laverne's cool, but she's just another ignorant right-wing Christian.

    Actually, scratch that. I lost all respect for Elliot after the first episode.

  • Way to take a stand sweatballs!! Great!

  • The writers tipped of the American Government

  • 7:28 The Janitor is a psychic!

  • 3:22 best line of scrubs

  • Thinking about it all from the nowadays perspective, the democrats are doing the exact same bullshit as republicans. Doesn't really make the difference which party is in power. Both are cut from the same cloth, and both play the same way.

  • @RazorAceYU I'm CuriousGeorgeMonkey9 and I approve this message.

    You're absolutely, unequivocally 100% right.

  • I love this episode because it really shows the depth of Kelso as a character. He really shows himself as someone who cares enough to make a sacrifice.

  • Does anyone have any clue what the song is at the end of it? Inbox me if anyone knows!

  • Well, the Janitor confirmed for Omniciscent. And we already know he's Omnipotent. So hes a physical god.

  • "In my opinion we should be looking for Lin Laden in Pakistan" thats was one helluva good guess when I first was this episode back in '04

  • HEY.. they knew laden was in pakistan.. we gotta investigate scrubs writer's connections to the Al qaeda!

  • its funny because Bin Laden was in Pakistan.

  • YOU'R CHINA!

  • the janitor was right, lol. Should've looked in Pakistan..

  • I find it funny how the comments are like:" I agree with Turk" or "I agree with Elliot".

    Personally I'm agreeing with Ted.

  • i think teds opinion is the best :)

  • the janitor is genius

  • Your China! Thats an outrageous accusation!

  • the janitor was right about bin laden 7:27

  • @knightnow Hell yeah!

  • 4:52 The Janitor having an orgasm

  • Bob kelso truly is the fucking man.

  • 3:03 ah,two f***ing conservatives^^

  • The janitor was the leader of seal team 6

  • Dr Jan Itor is a genius.

  • The Janitor is effing psychic!

  • YOU'RE CHINA! :D

  • wow janitor was right about where osama was

  • Lol they US government should have listen to the janitor all along... he says he was in Pakistan XD make him the head of the CIA!!!

  • @chimyra I'm not entirely convinced he's not the head of the CIA already.

  • the War to See Rack

  • 7:25

    The janitor knew all the time!

  • HEY IM A REPUBLICAN TOO!!! lol

  • why can nobody see that this is about Iraq, Bin Laden was originally in afghanistan and caused the war there.

    the Janitor was wrong because he was talking about the wrong war.

    Anybody out there not stupid?

  • @dwickmiester their (janitor and other) talking about bin laden not iraq

  • @dwickmiester no its more like the janitor is saying we shouldnt be in iraq, we should be focusing more on pakistan

  • @XtQfH no, jd goes off to learn about iraq, then when he tries to debate, the janitor talks about the main factor in the Afghanistan war. Saddam Hussein was in Iraq. errr... DUH!

  • 4:51 smartest thing janitor has ever said

  • Elliot is a douche bag :D

  • the janitor would know where all the bins are

  • elliots not as hot anymore...

  • That's why Osama was hiding in Pakistan. He assumed nobody would listen to the Janitor :D

  • GO janitor, he knew it all along

  • BOOM roasted

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  • This honestly proves that the Janitor is the world's most powerful man disguised as a member of the maintenance staff.

  • Whoa.

  • yup he knew, check out 7:24

  • how did the janitor know?

  • I can not get over how amazing this is.

  • All hail the janitor!

  • HOLY FUCK. need i say why?

  • Well played, Janitor, well played.

  • Soon as I heard this I had to watch the clip he knew where Bin Laden was. Well Done Janitor XD

  • @StephenThe3rd Haha same here.

  • Janitor is the shit

    Nigga called it

  • THE JANITOR KNEW ALL ALONG

  • I searched for this clip just to confirm it. The Janitor was right all along!

  • @ohenagain did the same thing. no one listens to him just because he is a janitor =[ but he did so much good as a chief of medicine hahaha

  • @ohenagain AH DUDE! No way! You beat me to it!

  • @ohenagain omg he WAS in Pakistan lolol

  • @ohenagain Um, no. That's just the government lying to us...again.

  • LOLOLO!!!!

  • ho..ly...FUCK!! janitor called it!

  • Janitor for President! :D

  • Looks like the Janitor was right all along !!

  • Looks like the Janitor was right all along !!

    

  • Lmao at the janitor's jibberish. 4:50 xD

  • "or was it for mama hussains secret falafel recipe" hahahahaha cox gets me everytime!

  • "Whats a bajingo"?

  • Elliot saying she`s a Republican kills all her "sexyness"

  • @KCRyder Do a youtube search for "curb your enthusiasm Bush joke"

  • I agree with Keith - I mean it got him to hook up with Elliot. Besides, Ted's comment is so true. Both sides do have valid points.

  • Loved the Marmaduke bit. :D 

  • I find it funny how people on both sides seem so sure of themselves. Isn't there anyone who thinks that the deaths and maimings of young men, not to mention all the civilian deaths overseas, is a tragedy no matter which way you look at it?

  • @MrHeslopian shut up ted :p

  • yea yea terrorist are trying to kill you! How many americans already died in the US States due to terrorist attacks.

  • @mumugamer2006 2,752 or so? As I know there were a few killed by bombs floated over in balloons by the japanese in WW2 but that was act of war not terrorism. If you include the UK (seeing as it's an ally) we add 983 (56 by muslims the rest by IRA)... so still what less than 10% of the people killed in Iraq and Afghanistan?

  • @mumugamer2006 Oh wait forgot the 644 civilians killed by the IRA so that's 1,627? I think.

    Actually come to think of that, wasn't their some suicide bombings or gun attacks by white supremacist militias in the 90s that could count as terrorist attacks in the states. But are we counting them or not?

  • @mumugamer2006 US States? its just US

  • 4:32 - This tactic is used by every religion when they're trying to pick on science because it doesn't suit the explanation in their holy books... ^___^

  • Turk: "Elliot, the only good that's come from our occupation of Iraq is exposing the neo-conservative conspiracy to perpetuate American cultural and economic imperialism."

    The above quote ^^ is an actual line from the episode (said by Turk, the black guy) and can be seen at 0:55 in this clip. If you don't understand what the quote means, re read it until it sinks in. We are an imperialistic nation now :(. Something our forefathers were very against.

  • Has anyone ever noticed that the US has attacked the middle-east for countless reasons? Than it's for oil, than for religion, and don't get me started about all that ''weapons of mass-destruction'' bullshit.

  • @mysterygirl154 Way to take a stand, sweaty balls.

  • There are problems with both sides of this.

    Democracy is hard to come by without violence in countries that are primarily run by the elite, because the elite are hardly going to just hand over the power to the people.

    However, unstable countries gain more from a Dictatorship because one person can maintain control and keep the country from breaking into a civil war. It's hardly fair, but there's less division.

  • The funny thing about Laverne is that she says those people are fightning for democracy, even though the basis of democracy is solving problems WITHOUT VIOLENCE.

  • I hate it when people support war. Every war has caused thousends of deaths, and is often for ridicilous reasons like different religions, different ideas enz. War has never solved anything, and is with no doubt barbaric.

  • @camobeast100 With a few exceptions this is true. Personally, I wouldn't mind having some troops in darfur to stop the killing hundreds of thousands of defenseless civilians by a military force we could easily destroy and would have very little problems defending against for as long as needed.

  • Registered independent both parties suck ass

  • the Janitor was right.

  • "The war to see rack" The Todd knows how things work

  • @WingAngelProductions

    Give me a "You are correct" Five!

  • And see shows like Scrubs remind me why debating over political or cultural issues is pointless cause in the end, we end up hating each other and very little is accomplished in the long run.

  • damn, i always wondered how Elliot and Keith got started !

  • Wait....white girl from a rich family in Connecticut...and they had NO idea she was a republican?

  • i can't believe that perry cox is a liberal, from his personality i would have thought he wasn't a pussy liberal, we need to fight for our country, who agrees?

  • @UnlimitedZoro2010

    *Crickets*

  • @UnlimitedZoro2010 I really can't see Perry Cox buying into this whole "fighting for our country" garbage.

  • @UnlimitedZoro2010

    His experience alongside Charlie Sheen in Platoon changed his entire outlook.

  • 3:00 never laughed so hard :D

  • Hahaha "I just got to the point where president bush gave his mission accomplished speech on a battleship and I still got like 400 more pages to go!"

  • "The war in iraq? try the war to see rack"

    hahaha

  • OH YEAAAH!!!

  • whats the song called

  • *quote from the video to get thumbs up*

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  • warning.. DUMBASSES ARGUING OVER INTERNET BELOW!!

  • @jakeo96 Where do you think the makers of Scrubs got their idea for this show from? Them lot below.

  • I for one agree with ted, I think we are over there half because of lies and oil, but that we are making a difference out there. you have your opinions and I have mine

  • Janitor: In my opinion we should be looking for Bin Ladin in Paistan.

    JD: Do you have that globe nerby. XDXDXD

  • The neoconservative conspiracy to perpetuate American cultural and economic imperialism is bad.

  • @Hopleet Oh, so it's bad that Iraq now has Democracy?

    BTW, We didn't take Iraq for the oil.......Iraq made a 80 Billion dollar deal with China, and we didn't force them out of it. We let them use their oil for their own ends..........

  • @HolyknightVader999 Since when has Iraq had Democracy. Sure they have made great strides from where they were. But I wouldn't call it democracy. I.E. 2010 elections.

  • @memory3945

    They arent a democracy, and they dont want to be.

    However you bet we will kill there woman and children with Predator drones and missiles until they submit to the US and UN's demands to change there form of government. It's there government and region, not ours. They have all the right to kick and scream and kill US and Nato troops while we try and force feed them our diplomatically unconstitutional form of and imperialistic invasion while still abiding by the Geneva Conv.

  • I never liked Elliot and Laverne. And I love when Dr. Cox describes her as Carl Rove with smaller boobs.

  • Why can't the world elect more people like the janitor?

  • What do you think of Hillary?......I hate that bitch.

  • "Way to take a stand sweat balls"

  • @AmberHopePierce how much of a fucking idiot can you be?shut up you twat liberals are pussies and republicans are soulless, racist bible fucking cocks. None of them are saint, get over it

  • The iraq war: for J.D.

  • heeeeel yeah laverne

  • I LOVE THE JANITOR!!

  • " Saddam Husseins secret falafel recepie " xD

  • YESSS BOONDOCKS REFERENCE ITS GOIN DOWN

  • Ted moves fast. xD

  • incase i get lose XD

  • Y'know, personally i thought there were alot more "hell yeah!"s then "hollah!"s

  • it gets awesome starting at 1:11

  • I'm on the janitor's side

  • i love elliot but my god in this episode is she the embodiment of how retarded and closed minded americans can be

    dr cox and turk have it down perfectly

  • 1:00 HELL YEAH!

  • Ted's right!

  • For all the hate...all these guys are serious when shit hits the fan

    That's why I love this show. It can be serious and funny at the same time and it actually tends to excel at both

  • Somehow this episode really made me dislike Elliot .__.' Even though I'm often more of a JD-type in this whole situation.

  • apparently, when the janitor gets lost, he gets LOST.

  • JD: "Why do you keep a globe in your janitor cart?"

    Janitor: "In case I get lost.."

    one of the greatest lines I've heard form him

  • Kelso is a good leader

  • That globe should have labels on it.

  • Hell to the yeah Bobbo

  • i support the war because i like shooting people. OORAH

  • 'Employee Discount'

    'OH YEAHHHHHHHH!'

    Oh man Ted is just too good

  • bin laden is dead.

  • @AmericanPoliceState that would be a reasonable accusation if you had a shred of evidence on it

  • @AmericanPoliceState many would like to believe that. but until evidence is provided to back up that claim I firmly believe that man is still out there.

  • @DeathGodRiku they are just using bin laden as a bogey man for endless wars..even now its reported that bin laden may be in Iran...convienent even though that Osama bin Laden is Sunni and Most of the Iranian people are Shiite, if you know anything the sunnis and shiites hate each other more than anything else. You expect me to believe that bin laden a islamic extremist would sacrifice his beliefs to work with his religious opposite? Learn to think people.

  • @AmericanPoliceState oh they don't have a freaking clue where he is anymore. and even if they could get him, what would it solve? 'WHOOHOO! WE GOT A TERRORIST! POSSIBLY THE MOST CRIPPLED ONE ON THE BOARD!'

    meanwhile the countless other healthy terrorists are still trying to kill us

  • @ringmaster316ms Plus in all likelihood, he could very well be dead. I mean, if you're on dialysis and living in a cave, you don't exactly have a life expectancy.

  • @jasezer the funny thing is, i always heard that as insane as hussein may have been, even he knew better than to let al quaeda into his country, much like in jurassic park, nedry made damn sure he left the raptor fences on.

    any idea if this is true?

  • LOL @ 1:23

  • I wish comedy TV would stay the fuck out of politics. I hate listening to biased BS when I'm trying to laugh. I'll form my own opinions thank you much.

  • To be fair, they aren't biased here. They present both sides and don't come to any "conclusion" about it...

  • @RavenMichaels There is the 'mission accomplished' gag however...

  • At The end of this episode. whats the song called ????? x

  • @MultiTwilightFan01 the song is called Thrift Store T-Shirt by Brent Jordan

  • That's Iraq!

    That's China.

    You are China!

    xDDDD

  • You know what's so messed up? I just got to the part where Bush gives his, "mission accomplished" speech on a battleship and I still got like 400 pages to go ;;; Ugh Bush was such a retard =]]

  • i hate that bitch!! lol