Det Satan Club

[madpivoter]

omg the horror theyve ruined it alll!!!!!! nooooooooooooooooo

[cwoestenburg]

picnicface > collegehumor

[madpivoter]

@cwoestenburg no just no

[qwyzl]

funny... and true.

[tWiStEdTeMpTaTiOn94]

"If you saw Jesus in yoga pants you'd fa- you'd sh- you'd shit yourself. You're face would shit."

"You're Face Would Shit!"

[bluefeathers101mg]

SLUG WARS = FRIENDSHIP

[TyrannisSicSemper]

Yes ... This pleases me.

[mrbigmouth502]

kvlt \m/ \m/

[WelcomeToPwnMart]

boop

[TheSicknessIsTheCure]

This is still the best video on the internet....

[Mindnumb666]

i played this song as my final assignment in guitar class! sang it to

[legoghost]

Yes This Pleases Me !

[EvilStoner15]

a black metal parody xD

[Darth554]

Hahaha so funny XD

[TheFarmerboyproducti]

Slugwars  =

Freindship!

[KingAfter77]

satanists are so evil O.O

[ArisMetal]

I thing that's one my favorite 5 on youtube

[TheAcousticSesh]

3,162 people dislike slug wars

[Cxeb]

Simply one of the best CollegeHumor videos ever.

[Touskov]

If something you see offends you, please bring it up to our attention, so we can all laugh at you.

[MissSallyCabbage]

@Touskov Nope dosen't offend me and I'm a christian.... XD

[jacksonwescott]

Tandem cycling on Catalina Island ftw!

[iFoxyFox]

lol this is awesome

[Alpha1Bravo2Charlie3]

LOL

[AllTimeAesthetic]

This is one on ch's best videos ever. It's borderline genius!

[Hoshimaru57]

The woman I work with is a die hard Christian, she rip this a new one.

Me, I think it's awesome.

I mean what's so wrong about wanting Jesus to be happy?

He's suffered enough shit for the sins of mankind.

I hope he approves of my good will. Guess I'll find out at the end of the year.

[oldmateadz]

This is FUCKING remarkable! Hahahaha. Well done.

[joycin123]

PICNICFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[loppyhoney]

y dont they make a second one this was amazing

[sciallappero]

hahahahaahha fucking chirstians

[SeattleSkylinesS]

Best video. Ever.

[idontsleep]

Made my day :D <3

[6oobs]

you know i fou.. that is as far as i got trying to keep a straight face while typing this is to funny

[Coolz444]

haha this is great...and I'm a christian too

[KITTIESONCRACK]

im christian and i find this........ HILARIOUS... alot of people would be like.. well if your christian shouldnt you think this is blasphemous? im like... fuck you, this is GOLD... im christian and i love jesus... BUT... i still listen to death metal, and my face SHITS every time i lose a game of starcraft 2... i play WORLD OF WARCRAFT! zomg he plays wow get over it.. mostly cause some christians think its witchcraft.. same goes for harry potter. some christians take it too far.. fuck all of you

[IaughsOnRS]

@KITTIESONCRACK amen brother



[OhsmBart]

i watched this once a year ago, and five times today

[aliciathefatpenguin]

aw, come on, i'm catholic and this was hilarious!

family guy is the one that can go a little too far

[petonii]

still great a year later

[Baconthief1]

\m/ NORWAY \m/

[Mr2010Jamie]

Oh my god... This is the funniest collegehumor video I've ever seen...

[iBomb24]

this still remains one of the funniest videos ever

[AddeChan]

LOL. I'm from Norway. xD

[jamirosmajicrocks]

This is the most funny one i saw yet.

[SSBMTonberry]

3149 people are not satanists!

[TheTanasko92]

@SSBMTonberry And 18,342 are satanists? That's alarming actually xD

[Silt9]

DEEP IN THE BOWELS OF NORWAY!!!

[ZombicidalMan]

Varg would be proud.

[KelseyTheEnigma]

I'm a LeVayan Satanist. And ya know what? THIS SHIT IS FUNNY AS FUCK!!!! :D I laughed so hard, my face was shitting all over the place.

[BobandSteveFilms]

@autisimrulez13 they never make fun of Jesus or Christians. If anything they're making fun of satanists. Btw please tell me youre cannibal trolling because autisim most certainly does not rule -.-

[autisimrulez13]

@silentbill hush! No room to talk!

[autisimrulez13]

Uhhh... Harmful and making fun of chrisitians everywhere!!!

[chicopapass]

Is it just be or do they sound like strong bad when they sing

[starsfallforyou]

of the 529876 views, i think about 876 views are mine

[4gup]

WHY IS IT NORWAY?

[littlerudegirrrrl]

@4gup cuz Norway's fuckin awesome

[4gup]

@littlerudegirrrrl i know that. im norwegian, its mote the WHY ARE WE SATANISTS?

[littlerudegirrrrl]

@4gup oh shit i didn't know :o

I'm big fan of black metal, but even though i read Lords of chaos and watched some documentaries on it, i still kind of question on whether or not there's real satanists, i know about the church burnings and what satan represents in the music but still... hmm...

[4gup]

@littlerudegirrrrl Hmmm, it might have somthing to do with a curch that was burnt in norway a year or to ago. it was a big headline, and plus half of all the norwegians on youtube have metal'ish channels.

[littlerudegirrrrl]

@4gup maybe that

[live4twilight4ever]

@littlerudegirrrrl there are real satanists, one of my girlfriends (as in female friend) is one.

[littlerudegirrrrl]

@live4twilight4ever

yeah i know satanists exist, nothing wrong with that actually, i just still question the satanic stuff in black metal. i know some aren't real satanists and others might be but i'm still not too sure.

Still awesome music

[Dracofangstudios]

Ive actually met some satanists and they pretty cool people, really know how to party

[autisimrulez13]

Dislike.

[jepoytoa]

DET <3 HAHAHAH

[runawayfromtheghosts]

you LOVE eeeeet~

[autisimrulez13]

@Themightyjoseph

That's a complete lie!!

[autisimrulez13]

@purefunguy I've got a good sense of humor! I'm untitled to my own opinion and my own statement! Also Jesus loves everybody and don't you EVEN say "Jesus doesn't like so and so". Well you know what sir? I say GOOD DAY TO YOU!!

[purefunguy]

3142 religions cannot get along

[littlerudegirrrrl]

hey! is there guitar tabs for this?? 

[THEMallardtheDuck]

I don't understand why this has so many dislikes. I watch it regularly.

[googiek]

@THEMallardtheDuck 3150 people get involved in the family politics when they play pictionary.

[McGstrang]

@THEMallardtheDuck I disliked it because collegehumor won't let Mark Little have it on his own channel for copyright infringement.

[MinatoArisatoSan]

@THEMallardtheDuck It's just those 3151 people that love watching their Jesus suffer on the cross... They love it.

[NoelHein]

@THEMallardtheDuck because it critiques religions.

[lolNOAHlol]

@THEMallardtheDuck coz christians dont like freedom and peace!

[THEMallardtheDuck]

@lolNOAHlol That's the joke?

[Mr2010Jamie]

@THEMallardtheDuck Cause it offends Christians who take a joke

[arathhunter]

@Mr2010Jamie Yep, I'm so offended *thumbs up video* I do this because it offends you!

[Mr2010Jamie]

@arathhunter Huh? I'm not offended by this. I'm an atheist

[arathhunter]

@Mr2010Jamie It was a joke Man, Just saying I'm christian, and I find this hilarious! heheh

[LightLink1992]

@THEMallardtheDuck christians

[123Duwee]

your face would shit ! lol

[daiklaive]

...your... your face would shit!

[dvnupldr]

back when collegehumor was still funny :-(

[GlassGuitar95]

Slug wars= Friendship!

[oliverking1]

i think the titel of this clip is supposed to be den satan club, but they just looket up that and eanglish to norwiegan on google transletor and got den

[oliverking1]

@oliverking1 looked'

[Arian545]

I don't know if i should feel offended by this.

[daiklaive]

@Arian545 you find slugwars offensive?

[TheHotsaucekiller]

i just had to go back to the horsemen thing that is fucking genius

[megababe3000]

Your face would shit LMFAO

[iHeatherification]

CollegeHumor you make me giggle<3

[ranlewa]

SLUGWARS = FRIENDSHIP

[EllionVcall]

@MegaRobo9867 xD

[xenophobiaist]

no no no... not jesus in a lounge chair NOOO!!

[breakintogringotts]

@Neoomegasonic That's because all humans are equal, but people like to think that they're better than others, even Christians. Because Christians are human, Atheists are human, Buddhists are human. All of us are human, so we're all flawed, as I have said before. They're mess-ups and so are you. Everyone deserves to love and be loved. Plus, Jesus didn't die for a select group of people, he died for everyone. We show love to others because of that, and because we want to.

[Neoomegasonic]

@breakintogringotts That's nonsense to me but then again I have no right to judge your beliefs so think what you will.

[GODOFWAR1013]

@Br00tals3x

Whats your point?

[autisimrulez13]

I dislike this because I believe there is an affiliation with making fun of Christianity! Mocking the Lord our creator! How dare they!!

[silantbill]

@autisimrulez13 Gods a faggot. I saw him blowing like 3 black dudes in a public washroom.

[autisimrulez13]

@silantbill Hey no! I understand your intitled to say what yo please I know and it's a free country yes but, i'd appreciate it if you don't say so. And he does not resort to that ignorant sort. It's highly inapropriate at all cost. Also..I say good day to you sir!

[silantbill]

@autisimrulez13 He did though. I saw him. He was sucking those black dicks like there was no tomorrow.Everybody knows God loves black man cum running down iis throat.

[themightyjoseph]

@autisimrulez13 Your lord and creator is a damn fairy tale. God is Santa Claus for grown ups.

[RicardoGadelha]

@themightyjoseph damn straight! *high five*

[purefunguy]

@autisimrulez13 Jesus does not like ppl with no sense of humor.

[rwjbiggestfan99]

jussus in a buble bath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[colourmeful]

SLUG WARS = FRIENDSHIP

[newyoikmabsta]

Honestly, I wish everyone would stop caring about religion. Everyone who believes in it follows some kind of moral code that is better then the normal person. Why can't everyone agree to believe in something and just leave it at that?

[cavemantrio]

@newyoikmabsta what about atheists

[newyoikmabsta]

@cavemantrio

They're okay in my book as long as they have a moral code. Like they know its wrong to kill someone, ect.

[silantbill]

@newyoikmabsta Because religions are so fucked up they won't let you. The bible tell christians that it's their duty to convert people. That's why they're all so homphobic. Not only does thier fictional book tell them it's wrong, but it tells them they must enforce the way of god on other people or else they them selves wont get into to heaven. That's why everything is so fucked up. That's why organized religion is evil. Satan wants you to do whatever makes you happy :)

[newyoikmabsta]

@silantbill

Okay, I'll just worship the devil from now on then. Thanks for the advice! :) You seem like a good samaritan.

[war329]

EPIC!!!

[breakintogringotts]

@tigermantigerman1 I don't know if you're trolling, but I've read some of the Satanic Bible and it's pretty straightforward... It said that you're not allowed to love people who "don't deserve it" or something along the lines of that. The Bible says that you have to love everyone no matter what. I, personally, don't support evil things, and maybe Satanists support moral things. But I'm just saying, people are flawed and it's totally normal for us to make mistakes, including Christians.

[Neoomegasonic]

@breakintogringotts I wouldn't know much, really, I'm an atheist and don't know much about religion, but it would seem that here the Satanic Bible is right. Why would you love someone for merely existing? That's ridiculous, really. So if somebody fucks your wife and kills your mother you have to love him because he exists? Like, seriously? And they say atheists are bad people.

[DaFleegsta]

Mark Little ftw

[DJSinisterMetal]

As a black metal fan, I still find this hilarious. Although Norwegian black metallers would tend to be pagans, not Satanists, lol.

[crazyminti]

This pleases me.

[TheSicknessIsTheCure]

Almost one year later, and this is still my favorite video ever

[Alexalmo]

hahahaha I love when they sing hahaha

very nice dudes congrats

[breakintogringotts]

I'm a Christian and this is HILARIOUS.

[tigermantigerman1]

@breakintogringotts dont ask me how i know this stuff, but satan bible thingy does support moral things just like this...and christianity is the one that supports evil stuff, funny how that is, huh?

[johnnymassacre]

This is BRILLIANT! Thank God, erm, I mean, thank Satan for this.

[MasterKenobi1771]

Pictionary is fun without the family politics

[jjaysunn]

Slugwars = friendship



[ellebolle1]

These guys souns more like germans than norwegians.

[SuperNcAirsoft]

JESUS IN A BUBBLEBATH <3

[thegmanyo]

The burning churches line was the best part. I love Varg Vikernes.

[rynorulz123]

hmm yes I approve of these internets

[Nakikki]

stop at 2:10, doesn't satan look a lot like the guy he's stabbing? o_o

[iwebkidlovesminecraf]

NO! MAKE IT STOP!

[JayaJTV]

CHRISTIANS AND MUSLIMS

JEWS AND THE OTHER ONES

[Girfan108]

Oh mah God! Jesus in comfortable positions! Wait... Is that a bubble bath?

[Nakikki]

yes, this pleases me.

[TheHowl77]

BLACK METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Painmore]

*heartbeat* BUT the horsemen are cool DOOOOOOOODS !

[powersnork]

wtf is "det satan club"?

'det' and 'the' doesn't allways have the same meaning!

why don't you rename the video to 'satanklubben'?

love the video though.

[tigeren400]

@powersnork From my understanding they dont mean "det" as in "the" but "death" just typed really fudged up like we norwegians are known for, and renaming this video to just a norwegian word would make hundreds of people confused and spam friendly

[WolfieboyMachi]

@tigeren400

No, I'm pretty sure they mean it as in "that" Satan Club.

Americans seem to do that kind of stuff, like with "That 70's Show".

[poosaypirate]

@WolfieboyMachi THE Satan Club probably

english usually drops the what ever -"there, the, the" etc is called

in German the comes before your name when you are being referred to , etc

[pjcrafty]

It's funny because it's true!

[thelorax64]

this pleases me

[BlackFish]

Why is this one of the best things I've ever watched.

[MrBobthecookie]

Helping kids with homework

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

Never fucking gets old.

[3m0t1onl3s5]

This video has a really messed up but valid point

[ligepith]

sounds like cookie monster singing

[TheShozaya]

ver 3000 christians were angry with comftorable jesus...Are christians really the terrorist? Has no one seen the Ground zero mousque?! It look amazing!!!

[Siroliverawesome]

This really puts into perspective how much of a prick the idea of christianity is

[CommanderSwedePlays]

@PsychoNeurosis1328 wikipedia org/wiki/Chaise_longue

"It is sometimes erroneously written as "chaise lounge", which has persisted so strongly in America that it is no longer considered incorrect there, and can even be found in its dictionaries"

[CommanderSwedePlays]

lol, i love how the satanists view on everything is nicer and happier than the christians :D

[atreyu2ty]

@PsychoNeurosis1328 I think that's the point... lol. Great catch though. You're so smart.

[stormpezzullo]

yes, this pleases me

[noregrets92]

the little guy kinda looks like robin...

[nammertime]

@PsychoNeurosis1328 it's more authentic with spelling mistakes.

[karlehamel]

3129 people took this seriously...

[EvgeniyDM]

PICTURES! PICTURES! PICTURES! For Muslims?

[pumishumi]

from an athiest's view, bieng satanic sounds like the better way to go

[iaodfsh]

@pumishumi at least more fun =)

[nosamnosam123]

@pumishumi Idk if that was an insult (you being christian), or a personal beleif (you being athiest), but i totally agree! xD

[OmfgItsHenu]

Next weeks program:

Pictures, pictures! Pictures for Muslims!

Video has been removed due to...

[MajorNuttela14]

HANS DIETER FLICK!!!!

Germany assistant coach... the guy at the back

[fukyous]

WHOA. 505050th viewer.

[kaigreg]

All of a sudden satanism seems much better for the world...

[randomfriendlyguy]

my face shitted