Eddie Murphy - Raw (the men thing)

[M0T0CR055]

who had the b@lls to post this???? u try to get us killed!???

I bet no men got pussy after that show.....

[LemonZeppelin]

I don't know about you guys but I would never cheat on my girlfriend, simply because I don't see a point in it. Is it worth ruining a good relationship for 5 or 10 minutes of fun? Not really.

[598reechar]

@LemonZeppelin 5 or 10 minutes! Really? And you have managed to keep a lady?! My heart goes out to her. You really need to work on your timing and technique!

[LemonZeppelin]

@598reechar The point still stands. It's not worth it, really. Even if it was an hour or so, you'd get more out of a proper relationship. If you want to sleep with as many girls as possible, why bother getting into a relationship in the first place?

[apsul]

@LemonZeppelin )))))) That's the typical women's answer))))))))) I think you are a girl, you all think the same, here in Russia also the same))) answer, don't try to understand it)))))) you......... to understand it)))))))))))))))))

[skaloon]

@LemonZeppelin

i think you don't really get a chance to fuck other women. it's easy to say that when noone really wanna fuck you apart your girlfriend. it's not about the relationship. it's about fucking a girl at that moment and caring just about that moment.

[MaStormy]

whatwuldchodobaby...TAKE HALF???...no ill wait till u went to sleep...ANDILLCOMEINSIDETHEROO­MAND CUTCHODICKOFF!!!

[sleep1er]

my girl right over my 5houlder watching thi5 with me...yo edd 5hut the fuck up man!!!

[calico675]

"what would you do baby take half?" LMAO

[niptuck117]

46 people had their relationships ended that night because of Eddie Murphy.

[Crossingthewhonivers]

Lol Incorrect Eddie.Men aren't low by nature, humans are low by nature.

[mystyyy3]

wat a *******

[nuknuknuk111]

eddie murphy was the funniest man on the planet in the 80's

[DBsofly]

stop you lyin muthafuckaz stop!!! lmao

[juanqi84]

id love to ask Eddie Murphy about his take on Tiger Woods.... haha

[leoalbppri80]

Can't stop watching this, it's SO damn funny and true.

[jkoff76]

I have to admit. You give a man a chance and he'll act like a dog.

[shannaca8]

This is so true and eddie is the funniest man on the planet!

[TheMeisje3]

woof woof!!!

[nucci631]

lol this is when eddie was actually funny

[morphillyous]

eddie @ 1:06 is ridiculous =D

[juzblazejr]

its so true i was dating a sexy lil chick for years, met some nasty ugly bitch nearly fucked it all up for some fishy pussy! damn

[tikotiger86]

i wonder, did that hit my nuts ... (GASP) UGH !!!!!!

No one could ever top that joke. i will never get sick of it

F**K YEAH EDDIE !!!!!!!!!

[XMOO7]

LOL, I feel bad for the men who took their GF to that stand up show

[Incanman22]

remember boys, the girls hold them by there balls

[youngTaharka]

that Ed sure is funny!!!!lol classic

[danimalshatz]

I agree, number one comedian. best delivery and best material. seriously, but god damn did he fall from grace!

[Dedokai32]

she's number one lol

[paramparchad]

I adore him!!! So fucking funny!!!

[ployeeeee]

eddie is the best stand up comedian of all time

[TheFlippyProductions]

put some ketchup on the pussy

[MajorROOST]

Damn this is so funny, but yet it is the truth!

[SoilentGr33n]

"Yo Eddie shut the fuck up man!!! I haven't spent all my money for that motherfucker!!!"

[missthang102]

no such thing as a loyal man

[jackhammer614]

@Ebuverthebicepcurler....ur fucking crazy im a pretty manly motherfucker and i aint voluntiering for no nut shot

[DocHallux]

hahahaha

Loelty....

loyalty* foo...

[craigcraigycrag]

yo shut up ed! your exposing us lmao

[giveittodidak]

So that's why Tiger likes so much pussy....

[wpaschal88]

Laraine Bobbit must have seen this shit a couple of times, lol

[zaaz369]

I suppose Tiger Woods would agree with Eddie's assessment here.

[blis001]

yo ed shut the fuck up man! lol

[Ebuverthebicepcurler]

What a pussy, can't take a nut shot.

[JV246]

you obviously don't have nuts do u and don't realise how fuckin sensitive they are

[Ebuverthebicepcurler]

I have nuts, I also have manliness- I can take a nut shot, if you can't you're weak, plain and simple.

[lolgiggetyroflomg]

nor do girls.. i try to explain it to them but no..and i do understand what eddie means when he says the "graizing the nuts thing" lol i think the same thing.

[scarface6552]

REEL CHANGE!!!!

[THEEingeniousNERD]

"No...I'd wait til you went to sleep and I'd come inside the room and cut your dick off" "Don't be talkin' 'bout cuttin' off my dick" "Well you don't be puttin' your dick in nobody" "I don't play that shit, you cut off my dick you betta run god damnit..stop makin' them dick threats" LMAOOO...that's my fave part! hahaha

[s01der22]

lol

[14ILOVECHRISTIAN]

nope, just asking a question cauz seriously to ME only it doesn't seem funny. But everything he says is true. But that's MY opinon. Not everyone in the world will find one thing funny.

[safwan94]

yea but y did u have to go call him faggot

[FuckFakeRappers95]

i like him cause i think hes funny. but i do think he is a way better actor!

[SiliconBong]

Because he succeeds;in being funny.

Are you funny, 14ILOVECHRISTIAN ???

[OfficialRobbieMason]

Eddie in his prime!

[Dedokai32]

That Ed sure is funny aint he. lol

[Werewulf150]

You can just...graze nuts,lmao

[FOXACHECK]

He is right about the nuts thing at the end..

[mineshmphy]

u gunna put ur hands together ?!!... u better stomp ur feet and light a match for this pussy god dammit !! .... stand up and clap !! .. stand ur ass up n clap !!! ...... SHE'S NUMBER ONE !!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha!!!! i fuckin luv this stand up , ive watched it like 50 times hahaha!!

[kjs1968]

me too!

[UnaDrinaNeretva]

@mineshmphy and it stays funny ! Eddie 4life!

[montereol]

You don't have to kick no nuts to hurt nobody. You can just graze nuts. Wow no we have the Daddy Day Care dam what happened

[wasteland70]

He's absolutely right about the conversation in the car after the show. I've had that conversation and it's scarry.

[2pacshakurwest]

this funny

[Krazy3912]

"Yo Ed Shut The Fuck Up Man!!!" LOL!!!

[hoodfan89]

"I ain't spend all my money for this, motha fucka!"

LMAO!

[HoTKayliffeVoX]

HAHAHHAAHHAHAAAA OH GOD I can't stopXD

[oxhid3]

HAHHAHAHHAHAH

a dick thing!!!!

DELIRIOUS!!!

[MIGOPES]

it's a dick thing .. do not try to understand, you have to have a dick to understand it

[Olimpia963]

AMEN!

[DMarlowe21]

you better stomp your feet and light a match for this pussy god dammit lol

[Taronga]

and you dare to use genius in your username? xD thanks for making my day xD

[SpeshullProduckshins]

You can just graze nuts and the guy will be fucked up! LOL!

[TheKidToddi]

Daaaamn that nigga RIGHT :D

[sal1027]

STOP! You Lying MothaFuckas STOP! HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I love it lol

[gewejdegek]

you better stomp your feet and light a match for this pussy

[hardstyle]

lollllllllllllll shes numba 1

[jimmenlybobble]

did that hit my nuts

[majorminor88]

"we are low by nature and we have to do it!" LOL

[bipolarbear27]

"What would jew do baby? Take half?"

that seriously might be the funniest moment ever in the history of fucking life

[guigas10]

well that sounded gay.....

[TheWickedWitchy]

So your goal in life is to die lonely?

Good on you!

[xraidedlok]

yeah i see where your comin from but i think your listening to too much anti wemon or marraige things or your afraid to get hurt or somethin take a chance maybe youll find a great girl or you can just die alone n thats some bullshit

[OmegaB33f]

point of humanity = produce ofspring and survive . if u dont want kids, go kill urself cuz ur wasting our air

[Xaqshimi]

That's only one of the points of humanity, there are several other ones too, like working to keep the world going. So no need to kill myself. There's quite a few people who don't want kids, it's just their choice they don't need to kill themselves or have kids. Your too brainwashed by the goverment on how the "perfect" person should be and what they should do.

[Xaqshimi]

Just because someone doesn't want kids doesn't mean they should kill themselves or that they're a waste of air. Not everybody HAS to have kids dumbshit, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Maybe some people jsut don't wanna have kids because it's a waste of time, that's their choice, it doesn't mean they should kill themselves or that they're a waste of air.

[ausammao]

So what does that mean all homosexual people should be shot

[son0fnegr0damus]

that they shall have a gunshot 2 da head.... but ay dis funny!!!

[Cali5556]

Wow. We got some real Parent of the Year material over here.

[dieterderblau]

Die breeder DIE

[darchangel08]

i wondered how many divorces happened after that night? XD

[IpoisonU]

How a bout women think the same way!! Roft!

[tragic1Kingdom]

"You better stomp your feet and light a match for this pussy."

[MariaElric]

"Let me hear the women clap that have men that are loyal the them, truthfully."

*ladies clap*

"See, you all some disillusioned ladies clapping right now."

I love Eddie Murphy, he's hilarious.

[klueders14]

"not my man"

"yes your man too"

hahahahaha

[casusbelli15]

4:11 '  I'll kick you in the nuts ' sounds like Eric Cartman

[LebaneseHusla]

HIS EYES ARE SOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUNNYYY lmao

[HazeNJuice]

TRUE

[ministroker215]

nice gloves

[ruffryders882]

if hes not here tonight, hes fuckin somebody haha

[ruffryders882]

ohhman the best :D

[deckaroe1]

Delirious is better.

[4shizulmanizul]

THE KIING OF ALL KINGZ

[damon2nice]

naw baby thats just jokes

[RenegadeX56]

hmm i wonder, did that hit my nuts, or.... rofl that's some funny shit

[looksexyzhere]

roflmao funny shit ;D

[SuperDoggie1]

LMAO"Is this gonna hurt?"

"OW GODDAMMIT!"

[hnjuh]

lol!presmiješno

[FunkyFellaDaBassist]

prześmieszne! :)

Pozdro dla sąsiada ;)

[rchammer90]

ooooo WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOO oooo oh oh oh

[sirbristel]

betta stomp yo feet and light a match for this pussy goddammit

rofl classic

[502MONKEY]

damn that shit was funny and original

"cut yo dick off" haha

[NeverAloneForever]

Yo, Ed shut the fuck up!

[electrickladyland]

I aint spend all my money for this muthafucka!

[electrickladyland]

This cunt fucked over my relatiopship!

FUK YOU EDDIE!

lol

[ssbsandro]

He is the best

[tiMtwOO]

"if he's not here with you tonight - he's fuckin' somebody" - rofl

[blue12silver]

ROFL "you gonna put your hands together and clap !!"

[woodpusher4lifee]

I'd wait till you fell asleep then i'd come inside the room and cut your dick off

[stealdealkill]

That motherfucker busted all of us, snitch!! Now the women are on to us!

[creeball]

serious! two of my friends nearly broke up cos of this shit!!

[lolll666]

LMAO well that's their girls' fault for not knowin the truth

[creeball]

the truth about what, exactly?

[soulwrappin]

godem, can't ppl take jokes no more, mate?

[Doughnuts009]

That's not exactly something to joke about. Some of us love our wives and try with everything in us to stay faithful. For every step forward we took to escape that silly "all men cheat" stereotype...he just made us take like 5 giant leaps backward.

[vemvaree]

wao thats gaaaaay

[Doughnuts009]

Yeah. Men with wives are totally gay. That's how we get kids.

[87kosmos]

yeah dude you are right....not every man is foolin around! but thats just comedy if we cant laugh bout ourselves what would happen...and if your wife takes it 4 real and thinks that avery man aint faithful, then somthins wrong andd she shouldnt watch no comedy no more.....

[Doughnuts009]

LOL. My wife watches this every week and laughs like a hyena...everytime. Drives ME nuts.

[Ojokernegro]

Agreed!!

[zaydagemini]

Raw came out in 1987.

What someone says should have NO bearing on your marriage. If you don't find it funny, then maybe you have some guilt in there. Good Luck.

[Ojokernegro]

It's comedy fool. That's why they were only adults over there, because they understand that it's something made for them to laugh. It wouldn't be funny if he said: "Most men cheat on their wives, so some of you women are safe."

[Sjoerd2212]

you better stomp your feet and light a match for this pussy motherfucker! hahaha

[easycurego]

You're lying motherfu****s stop, stop, stop, stop... damn good thing

[ludgierr]

hahah!! Eddie Murphy needs to do another one of these! Funniest ever!! "You gonna put yo hands together?" lol!

[gosyryoyo]

HAHA. She is number one!

[easycurego]

Hah, the most wide grin in the whole world! Awesome guy!

[FOXACHECK]

he is great!

[turnbacktime]

stand up and clap, stand your ass up and clap... lol

[team0xtreme0]

stop stop you lying motherfuckers

[Jonboy84]

LOYALTY not LOELTY

[trueromance10]

True class comedy is timeless,and that is what we have here with Eddie Murphy!

[TrustMeBro]

lmao loelty

[Gbiese]

Nah baby, that's just JOKES!!

I can't stop crying tears of laughter!

[xJKxNICOxDAx]

yo ed shut the fuck man! im not spending my money for that motherfucker!

[MissGreenDay7]

Girls can be whores too, what about them? (Myself excluded)

[1hakim]

you mean included

[charliegibbons]

hahahahahahaha

[vemvaree]

LOL

[xJKxNICOxDAx]

hahahaha! shut up... you know you like it as much as we men do.

[whateverdude1984]

that ed sure is funny... (lol)

[whateverdude1984]

not my man!...yes, your man too! :-)

[impen2]

damn that was funny :D

[Xman0505]

The only guys who are loyal to woman are the ones who cant get no other P***y...Fact

[dasch112]

umm..no

[NY2216]

That's true.

[creeball]

wrong! dudes who are loyal to women get more pussy than a muddafucka! cos for some reason women like dudes who are in relationships. re-think.

[soulwrappin]

i think the pussy conquering theory can be modified to cock conquering here. except its other women's cock.

[creeball]

good point!

[raylu126]

I remember seeing this in the movie theatre with my girlfriend. I was like Yo Eddie shut the fuck up for real. ....Don't get much better than this!!

[angeloftheblood]

yo ed! shut the fuck man!

hahaha LOL!

[dubbeldiklolz]

aim loyol to my girl i hope she is loyol to meXD

[haerverk]

This shouldnt be an issue ^^ Wouldnt think you'd need more than logic and a few minutes to see how far off monogamy is in natural context.

Great show! Timeless!

[sztywnypl]

what year was it?