Don't Be That Guy: "In the Bathroom"

[ItalianMafia36]

At my school, each bathroom has 2 urinals and 2 stalls. if one guy is pissing in the urinal, i either wait or go in a fuckin stall.

[irishheed123]

I find this hard to masturbate to...

[dubraybuckeye13]

Farting while pissing? Thats jus called tallent! :D

[evilseedinjected]

Guy reminds me  of al bundy.

[edgeoflight01]

that was a dumb fuckin video wow

[TheSigp220]

i shake on shoes when ppl do this 

[SLAY3RL3G3ND]

I think "That Guy" needs a new haircut.......

[Nanaman12345]

I hate when someone picks the closest urinal when there's three others.

[kannabis45]

All the people below that say this is homophobia are fuckin tools. If there's no stalls, I'll piss in between two guys, I'm not insecure. I'd just prefer some elbow room

[ItalianMafia36]

At my school, each bathroom has 2 urinals and 2 stalls. if one guy is pissing in the urinal, i either wait or go in a fuckin stall.

[irishheed123]

I find this hard to masturbate to...

[dubraybuckeye13]

Farting while pissing? Thats jus called tallent! :D

[evilseedinjected]

Guy reminds me of al bundy.

[edgeoflight01]

that was a dumb fuckin video wow

[TheSigp220]

i shake on shoes when ppl do this

[SLAY3RL3G3ND]

I think "That Guy" needs a new haircut.......

[Nanaman12345]

I hate when someone picks the closest urinal when there's three others.

[kannabis45]

All the people below that say this is homophobia are fuckin tools. If there's no stalls, I'll piss in between two guys, I'm not insecure. I'd just prefer some elbow room

[GelidKing]

I'm peeing and someones like:"Hows it going?" And I'm like: "Almost done. What's it to you?"

[MrDylanCook]

I don't think that guy is in the Fockin' zone. 

[caughtintheundertow7]

What a bunch of homo-phobic assholes men have become.

[cjleger337]

@caughtintheundertow7 wow are you serious... the dude picked the urinal closest to the ONLY guy in a bathroom that had plenty of open urinals. Id have fuckin dropped him if he pulled that shit on me haha

[caughtintheundertow7]

@cjleger337 I'm not talking about the guy in the video. What I'm referring to is the ridiculous homophobia so many men exhibit these days to where one could walk into a full bathroom and see men waiting to piss while empty stalls exist only for the sole reason of being unwilling to stand next to another guy. Give me fucking break!

[FFHHK]

@caughtintheundertow7 I agree with you. I really do. Society has men thinking that almost EVERYTHING they do is homosexual. It's standing beside someone. Big deal. Oh my god.... I stood next to someone I must be gay. At what's wrong with being gay anyways? Jeeze.... Men these days.

[RickMerchantttt]

@caughtintheundertow7 It's not homophobia. It's personal space. My dick's in my hand, and I'm relieving myself. If our shoulders don't NEED to be touching, I appreciate if they aren't. I could say women are just as homophobic because they have to lock themselves in to a 4x4 box in order to get their business done. It's called perspective. Think outside the box.

[TheBeatles1408]

I was something written on the wall above the urinal. It said, "the joke is in your hand". I laughed so hard I almost dropped the joke

[laorjlse]

a) be at least ONE stall away from another man.

b) make sure there is a divider between you

c) do NOT talk, any conversation longer than 2 words is just odd and creepy

d) keep your eyes on the wall, or your own shit.

e) if you piss on my shoes i will fuck your grandmother and make you watch it

[MrDylanCook]

Hes gonna grind on every piece of ass that walks thru that bathroom door

[TrollingForYou]

44 girls rated this video

[StuarttStewie]

Where's your new fucking haircut?

[MrZOMBIEKID]

hate when that happens

[Mooboy3]

ok if its someone you really know then talking mite be ok. and pissing rite next to each other is only permitted when at a game/bar when the bathroom is crowded

[idisagree912]

thats a violation of man law.

1. piss in a urinal next to a man without a divider.

2.making eye contact with dick in hand.

3. overly enjoying a piss in public.

4. conversation wile doin' the do.

[JUICE720]

That was funny!

[laccrosseshane]

there should be a man rule list in every bathroom. kind of like the 10 commandments

[mettlfreek]

would of been better without music

[travenhartleroad]

this is dumb shit

[CuddleScout]

totally

[Marizgii]

That's not Broski

[TCt83067695]

Very Original!

[arnoldstwin36]

that sucked. not what i expected from the broski.

[kromen10]

The origin of H1N1.

[MoL42q]

nice song choice.

[gtcu17]

urinal rules violated:

1. Pick the farthest-away urinal

2. NEVER engage in conversation

3. ALWAYS stare at the wall.

The farts were funny though...

[Vurdox]

you forgot, if you fart, always say "what was that?"

[gtcu17]

haha it doesn't work if it's just you and another person. Same with the elevator lol

[Vurdox]

yeah but its still funny, lol

[warriorprince1010]

@gtcu17 Zip up BEFORE turning round.

[warriorprince1010]

@gtcu17 4. Zip up before turning around. Nothing worse than the "old dripping penis sight" in a public toilet.

[KaliKushPooch]

@gtcu17 ik what video u saw for those rules ;)

[daddyfred03]

@KaliKushPooch

That's just basic pisser etiquette.

[KaliKushPooch]

@gtcu17 ik what video u saw for those rules ;)

[daddyfred03]

@KaliKushPooch

That's just basic pisser etiquette.

[moparmike1]

were never taught**** lol im sure someone would have to be a smartass and correct me

[moparmike1]

u walk in and stand there and pee! dont be rude just pee, wash ur hands and leave. how hard is that?? this guy shows us how some people was never taught manners, or people skills

[baymon83]

thats just another fine example of some one who is socially awkward.LMAO!!! GO TO THE STALLS DUDE AND VOTE FOR MORE STALLS!!!!

[Meelaud17]

ASSHOLE!!!!!!

[DaniloCamargo]

thats because you´re gayer than the inside of the condom

[SteevyG92]

ur gay

[DaniloCamargo]

Im telling my momma

[megapanda14]

i totally agree with jness68, its just creepy!!

[jimbob44441]

I hate that guy

[jnesss68]

this is y i dont even use the urinals i just hit the stalls u always have some creep who does not under stand to pick the furthest urinal away from the guy who is peeing never make eye contact and do not talk

[joetheanglo]

By the urinals it should be eyes front no talking

[Meelaud17]

NAH MAN!!!!!! I FUK MEN!!!!

[MRLfromhell]

lol i always do that mucus spitting thing. i guess i never relly payed attention to it

[gameboy772]

I could of done this better.

[EzaroWorld]

unerect penises are small and pathetic

[DoraggPvp]

lol, out of all the urinals he picks the one right next to him.

[iMute0]

it happens in real life. it has happened to me. unbelievably annoying.

[DoraggPvp]

It used to happen to me in High School. The worst ones are the guys that stand a foot away from the urinal so when you're done shaking and you look down to zip you have no choice but to see something in your peripheral vision... =(

[Fyrekracker343]

it sux

[psychopathic1978]

Hate people that expect a conversation, I'm there to piss not to be social.

[ChrisHustles]

Ahahaha.

Agreed.

Who wants to be social when youre holding your dick?

0_o

[Fyrekracker343]

that depends is it a chick im being social with?

[MyStaticAge]

Why would a chick be pissing in the next urinal?

[kidmastafly]

amen to that.

[blains123]

i friggen love the song that was playing

[bwillie007]

haha try this. next time ur taking a piss, and you are rolling one dude deep on the both sides. look at one dudes swinging dick and be like " yo high five for huge dicks" then look a the other guys choad and be like "oh well, high five anyway"

[fatmanstrangula2]

fag

[bigTexStevo]

i hate when i take a piss

someones like hey how are you doin?

hows life and slaps me on my back when he walks away

im like wtf!

[TheKhahlil]

i hate wen sum1 stand nex 2 me n a stall...............i don even use stalls anymore cuz ppl tri 2 look at ya dick

[awboyle]

skip a stall rule

[brian4480]

if u cant rip ass in the bathroom where can u ......

[bobzilla211]

bathroom etiquette doesn't exist but taking the urinal next to the other guy is plain wrong. there should be one free urinal between every two guys. people usually follow this rule at an unconscious level. not like i've thought about this a lot or anything...

[Bistro223]

totally agree...its just a given....

[vVvGamer]

Lmao, that is hilarious. All those worthy urinals and he just pisses next to him, classic.

[LittleChris512]

stfu

[vVvGamer]

Lol, tool.

[blowjustinup]

Thank you for stating the obvious. lol

[vVvGamer]

No problem.

[dcstrike]

I first learned that bathrooms are bathrooms when at my first job in corporate, the execs making 6+ figures took loud relief in the stalls and at the urinals. Who wants to hold in a fart just so you have one rip as you're walking back to your office?

[mcchuckbrown]

i am that guy

[UsualMike]

Yep. This is pretty much everything I don't want to see when I'm taking a piss. However, I would enjoy hearing English Beat. Very cool.

[hardboyfll]

Bathroom etiquette is overrated. You aint having dinner with the Trumps. Get over it.

[chilly162]

When this happens to me I just piss all over the guys shoes. Seems to work!

[scubudish93]

fail

[bigdman1989]

this is funny. search "Derrick Hayworth" then click "I dont judge"

[tiduscsw1992]

that vid blows dick the dude sounds liek he has down syndrome

[SkullDollWolfy]

so happy im not a guy!!!! if i were id pee in the private bathroom things lol

[klawsthecat]

lol

[lovedemhos]

Old as shit, but kinda funny.

[DJHulkHusky]

man I hate that fuckin guy.

why does he always get to the urinal closest to you?!?!?!?!

[korzym]

look up the vid bathroom etiquette...but well done

[HemiJeep19]

lol that was pretty funny

[ohmytooflyx3]

lmaoooooooo.

[khaoticwarchild]

THIRD!

[kasmerboudreau]

haha you guys are awesome i loved it as usual and so true!

[Evergreen87]

Are you sure about that?