The Killers - All These Things That I've Done

[Eressil131313]

thumbs down...

[Homnomnomable]

I know there are people randomly commenting about Kony 2012 here, but there was a documentary I watched a year or so back about the Invisible Children and this was the song they used in it.

Great choice of song.

[gaber182]

I got sum blow but I'm not a blow job

[johdl1]

KONY 2012

[Willvernon96]

ima burk but im not a burka

[MrSgriebel]

shit, why do i enjoy this?

[ryoncrazy]

i like that asian hot chick!! awe

[xtothestagex]

KONY 2012

[Rivertam23456]

You can remove the skip advert feature on certain ads that pay you, all we do is mute and count down.

[purpleponypoop123]

If I see another hamster joke I swear I'm going to have to claw someone's face off.

[ihave5issues]

I got ham but I'm not a hamster.

Old jokes FTW!

[Beccagirl28]

@ihave5issues Bill Bailey :D good lad

[ihave5issues]

@Beccagirl28 Indeed! I wish he would come to U.S. :[

[Beccagirl28]

@ihave5issues Luckily enough I live in Scotland so it's not too far to travel to see him when he tours :)

[ihave5issues]

@Beccagirl28 INFINITE JEALOUSY.

[MrMss4]

All these ladies are very sexy!

[gr8dspro]

Whats with the midget?!?

[AxezFX]

My grandma died on this song I still cry when I hear it. R.I.P

[GWayFangirl]

This song breaks and mends my heart at the same time. I listen to it on repeat whenever I'm upset.

[onesunyday]

u know u know no u don't u doooooooon't <3

[cowboy4life1986]

I got a chub when she licked that boomerang

[MissLozza92]

Way too excited to see these at V :D

[stevieray345]

this song but not the video makes me think of across the universe

[leafs43]

This song was the one song that helped me through the worst year of my life way back in 2006.

Every time I hear this song I go almost on the verge of breaking down because it en-capsulizes everything that happened to me and spurned on hope.

[IWuvRainbowsAndUrMom]

@leafs43 Awk, yh this song helpe me a lot last year tew :C

[HeavenhoundVII]

i love The Killers, and this song =3

[JimmyCool97]

should of took the makeup off before going into the shower, everyone knows that.

[masterartist28]

Don't you hate it when chicks throw boomerangs at you while you're trying to get away?

[AlienCow6991]

His so cute :)

[Bjack900]

I worry, but I'm not a warrior.

[Historian66669]

I've got ham but I'm not a hamster.

[reachfanatic1234]

@Historian66669 sorry but that joke was too used to be funny or creative anymore

[Historian66669]

@reachfanatic1234 I only just got it from Bill Bailey's Tinselworm DVD... sorry :'(

[eduardo96658]

U KNOW U KNOW..REALLY COOL..

[odysatk]

OMG guys ! this is an epic song and all you do is writting stupid comments like ''i got...but i am not....'' (some of them are so funny tho) ;)

[theclownhasnopeni5]

i think the message at the end was women are back stabbers...either that or he has a secret addiction for drinking out of mud puddles and an intervention needs to happen. not sure..

[TTTYStudeos]

ive got soul, but im not a SOULlder

[dreaminsleepin]

@TTTYStudeos Congrats sherlock, tough case but looks like this one's wrapped up. Took a bit more than elementary this time didn't it? I say we reward your hard work with a parade. What would we do without you?

[Dennio83]

@dreaminsleepin great diminishing input. Must feel proud no? I also like your deep insight you're willing to share with the rest of us. But could you please be a little bit more gentle with us next time? You're blowing everyone's mind away and probably confuse allot of people with your awesomely huge knowledge. thank you

anyways...

If you can't hold on, hold on <3

[dreaminsleepin]

@Dennio83 how was i trying to make myself seem intelligent? I was just trying to be funny. I thought i was pretty funny anyway. But my sarcastic humor got through as being mean to you. anyway. sorry for the misunderstanding, carry on

[Dennio83]

@dreaminsleepin as i already tried to explain to you with some sarcasm of my own, you tried to seem intelligent by ridiculing another, through mocking about his/ her comment. Trying to be funny at the expence of somebody else is cheap, far to easy and pretty tasteless if you ask me. I'm sorry if im being harsh, it's just that these kind of things are happening far to often imo. Hence my bitter flavoured reply.

Anyways, your last reply made it all good ;) cheers

[pjrg1919]

@TTTYStudeos Sherlock Holmes, everybody.

[fresy80]

I'm writing, but I'm not a human

[amasoriabuz]

Can someone tell me what this video is about? It makes no sense, even when I watch it in order.

[DogsSnipe]

I got a big black penis, but i'm Mexican

[robertoa15]

i've got soup, but i'm not hungry

[onionmanpanties]

James Tabata,

You've inspired everyone and you can bring out the best in people. Thank you for all the hard work and dedication you've given into making one of the best memories we'll have. It's a true honor just to know you and you definetly have soul even though you're not a soldier!

LAKESTOCK 2012 <3

[xdrybonesxvalleyx]

@onionmanpanties Damn out of the entire WORLD this is the post I see. Thank you so much for what you've done James. You're such a blessing.

[WannabeMusicMaking]

i lie but, in not a liar ?

[JoshJamesGallacher]

I've got butter but I'm not a butterfly.

[UpYoursNightmare]

I got a dirty sanchez but I'm not named Sanchez

[supernem131]

boobs=jail bait The Killers=addicting money my comments= (like them)

[ibleedredwhitendblue]

I've got a mustache, but I'm not Brandon Flowers.

[shoromodohoko]

I've done quizzes but I'm not quizzical

I've done tests but I'm not a testicle

=D

[PiplupAndFox]

I've got milk but I'm not a milkshake

[wolfpressedent]

I have cream but I'm not an ice cream.

[pjrg1919]

I've got rolls but I'm not a baker

[jaydiesel21]

i got bud but im not a buddy

[jaydiesel21]

i got junk but im not a junkie

[jaydiesel21]

i got cheese but im not a cheese cake

[seilorship]

i've got a big dick, but i'm not a nigga

[MsTylerSavage]

He looked so fucking guilty when he came in the door.

To funny

[d3ni5d]

@veraR1993: apparently it's on the backburner

[Alia749]

I got sand but I'm not a sandwich

[KurtisGold1991]

Does anyone know the relevance of the numbers the women are holding up?

[TheGreatEvert]

@KurtisGold1991 The numbers tell the order the video is meant to be viewed in.

0 - 0:00

1 - 1:12

2 - 3:52

3 - 1:43

4 - 0:31

5 - 3:18

6 - 2:25

7 - 4:22

[DmonkeyD1994]

@TheGreatEvert haha it makes sense now

nice find

[Aaronochavez]

How can the band keep a straight face while Brandon rides that donkey? I'd die of laughter Lol

[VeraR1993]

Are The Killers touring this Summer in the UK and Ireland?

[0liviaJackson]

I've got bags but I'm not a bagpipe.

[321boileranimal]

I've got a Chub but not a Boner 

[pensiverain]

"the cold hearted boy i used to be..."

[Strayspiderstrut]

It's weird that Brandon Flower's face change so much if he has a mustache.

[kboh45414]

I've got ham, but I'm not a hamster...

[TELLEZ210]

dig the woman in the plaid shorts...

[littledevil8m]

Hot asian chick ftw!

[inspirationalperhaps]

If this song was a cake it would be a faboo cake

[Sandhand02]

what kind of eye liner is he using that it didn't come off in the shower?

[thedude1347]

@Sandhand02 I know! I so have to get some!

[mLovelady30]

thegoodteacher(dot)com

[McdonaldsHashbrown]

i have aids but i dont got no kool aid

[dig2u686]

I got B's but i'm still Asian and confused that i'm not disowned by my family.

[oligreendot]

the chinesse ftw



[anbooster]

I got arm, but I'm not an armchair

[imalvl10paladin]

0:02 for tits.

[TheWhyMe007]

I got class but I'm not a cluster... :-S

[palpatine17]

The lyrics of this song give me chills! <:-o

[auraauris]

Lmao!! Killesluts, hilarious. XD

[m4rio0710]

I've got a dick, but I am a man.

[PeepsILoveEllie]

I got you but I'm not a user.

I got hair but I'm not a hairdresser.

I got time but I'm not the time lord.

I got heart but I'm not a heart throb.

I got a back but I'm not a backstreet boy.

long live the lifeless people that love The Killers. :p

[Lawreles]

Get that untalented, spack-faced, bald prick Pitbull off my Killers video

[monkey15iv]

@Lawreles where?

[darkfire79]

I'm confused. :)

[Vaft91]

I've got an ass, but I'm not an asshole

[the3aremine1]

@Vaft91 i've got to stop reading youtube comments, i spend half the morning laughing

[1101garfield]

I've got tits, but i'm not a woman

[kit1236]

@1101garfield how sexy ♥.♥

[milan1471]

@1101garfield oh so ur fat? :)

[1101garfield]

@milan1471 Thats the joke simple simon.

[WannabeMusicMaking]

@1101garfield I got woman but i have no tits :(

[chazitts]

I've got Hips, but I'm not a hipster.

[AgentOP416]

GOOOOD GOB BRANDON

[AgentOP416]

this song is AMASING

[NINJAWHEE]

I've got ham but I'm not a hamster

[justincarley]

I've got fashion but I'm not a fascist.

RON PAUL 2012!!!

Love this band!

[wittmannger]

southland tales brought me here

[Babycakes1234lol]

Here let me try I got Fucked but im still a virgin their can i be top comment now

[GTH8991]

@Babycakes1234lol no! downvote to oblivion!

[perris012]

@GTH8991 you must be a virgin who says oblivion hahahah some one needs to get laid!!!!!!

[GTH8991]

@perris012 oh yeah you got me, thats exactly what it is

[paitchi]

Best part of this video ... BRANDON IN THE SHOWER ... thumbs up if you like it!

[brownplait]

this video defaces the song.

[hacker1311]

what kind of effect is he using on his vocals?

anybody know how to do this?

[monsesita96]

gooddddddddddddddd

[marissahosanna]

I got a dog but I'm not a hotdog.

[phillipscuz]

I got booze cuz I'm such a boozer!!!!!

[GeraJairU2]

In a way, he sounds like freddy mercury.

[GeraJairU2]

In a way, he sounds like freddy mercury.

[BleeBlaBlu]

this is such a beautiful song. its too bad everyone just focuses on the soul part.

[TheJLJuke]

i got ham but im not a hamster

[liverpool1421]

Boobs.

[chapaechelonbang]

 TIME, TRUTH & HEARTS♥

[relmofyou]

Favourite song by the killers and it was in one of my favourite tv shows, jericho.

[milner132]

Ive got bones and this gave me a boner

[lurcher36]

i,ve got mince but i,m not a butcher

[TheJLASTUDIOS]

i got soul but i am not a soilder

[SHRINKINGVIOLET24]

Another corking video from The Killers! just watched this VERSION for first time- it's funny I love it!! Benny Hill style lol.......

Ronnie looks HOT...  HAPPY BIRTHDAY RONNIE!!!!!!!! X X X X

[TonyShow82]

Fuck me!! And I thought this was Justin Timberlake's song because we sung it in the film Southland Tales. I thought it was truly a Timberlake song.

[karlyheartsBLG]

@TonyShow82 it truly saddens me you think justin timberlake could ever make such an amazing song

[rolandocbf]

@TonyShow82

Sad...So sad...

[RalphAndChris]

fuck budlight

[Cubsfan2600]

2:48.... :- O

[asolidus]

almost round 3 FTW!!!

[3kodani]

beatifull song !!!!

I love the music of the killers

[RhythmKid6]

What a song! If you like this, you'll love 'The Deets - Charlie'

[jackjosh1981]

the bollox

[16Bebelove]

3:42 it looks like brandon has a fake mustache

[PassivePhilosipher]

It says "The Killer Sluts" at 0:31 lol



[Mangoman655]

4:04

It's raining men Hallelujah!

Opppps, sorry. Wrong video.

[tbamr]

Listen here im a straight guy, but Brandon with the guyliner on is too much to handle. 

[jausinthehouse]

i love how every killers song has atleast 5 million.. not just one or two. cant wait for the next album

[pinkmachismo]

I can't believe this song was seven years ago!!! D:

[KevinTheArse]

@pinkmachismo tell me about it...this was when music still had meaning and not dubsteped,lol.

[666thesnowman]

3:02 this is the woman from dude wheres my car! haha! "you give us the continum transfunctioner and we give you oral pleasure" hahaha im sure thats her

[l33gend]

@666thesnowman I can see where your'e coming from,but i dont think it is.



[RayJohnsonsBitch]

xD Bin Weevles? Usually I hate the adverts before an awesome song - but that one made me fucking laugh.

[palpatine17]

Justin Timberlake in Southland Tales FTW!!!

[LAXisTHEbestSPORT]

Every music video i've seen bye the Killers the lead singer has new facial hair and it always looks good...

...I'm jealous

[SoundOfLifeBand]

please check out our new indie rock music and thumbs up if you liked it :D

[enemie4]

i got tea but im not a teacher

i got hedge but im not a hedgehog

i got sweat but im not a sweater

i got lip but im not a lip stick

i got water but im not a water bottle...

i have no life

[TheMrBrosef]

@enemie4 I got ham but I'm not a hamster

[goldmoogle]

@enemie4 I got mass but I'm not a master

I got feet but I'm not a football

I got hips but I'm not a hipster

I got flowers but I'm not brandon flowers

[16Bebelove]

if you love the killers like this post

[RobertsKong]

@enemie4 You have no life, but you are a life guard?

[ICNVNU2x]

@enemie4 More like a try hard

[thephoenix134]

@enemie4 LMAO

[erazlle]

i got soul but i'm not the soldier!

[russianman07]

Crazy bitches messing with my killers.

[bubibubi180498]

bitch don't slap my Brandon!!!!

[TheRydog100]

I like how his Manscara stays on in the shower.