Just Jerk Off!

[L4XBROZZXX]

Me:I cant jizzz when my girlfriend gives me a blowjobb!

Damion:Use dis

[thatguywiththeINDENT]

i have the weirdest boner...

[isocool1243]

When you cant get the top comment..... JUST JERK OFF!!!

[coderock119]

How do I skip scenes like Damian does in his videos?

Like where it goes one thing to another in like one split second.

Please reply as fast as you can.

[TKMxR3DRUMx]

@coderock119 You should have an option to split the video if your using sony vegas. I think its Shift+S.

[zinger8216]

Omg dude is even laughing by the last like 4 clips xD like yes! haha xD

[waterspout95]

0:37... bird?

[InfuserGod]

Tyler Durden started this trend somewhere in the far reaches of the special features of the movie, in some remote hidden dimension. Yet it still exists...

[InfuserGod]

I just had my penis chopped off..

JUST JERK O-..... oh, well, good luck with that!

[wayneakrid]

crombie and hollister, faggots

[imsohornynwet]

let me ride it ;D

[RxDTV]

Should I JUST JERK OFF???!!!???

[EpsilonX]

God will not kill a kitten if you jerk off

[zackfair97]

just fuck off

[lilscatman2814]

5 bucks for a gallon. epic fail

[themattatronmaster]

MY PENIS HAS SUNBURN- then damien says JUST JERK OFF! lol that would be f****** hilarious

[PJohnnyJX]

I used to jerk off, until I took a cumshot to the knee.

[Oveneise]

Just rub one out and everything will be fine!

[fullanugs]

FAIL

[Omnomnomagom]

No they mean jerk off

[McChicken356]

....... :) i just commited murder

[Skoal666Man]

REALLY WEIRD

[mrmustacheccashetach]

dont they mean jack off

[biomaple12]

me:my mom just died him: well just jerk me:shut up

[MsSuperSas]

I'm sure your parents will still love you.

[TheMasterMindish]

SOMEONE JACKED MY CAR! *comes from behind tree* JUST JERK OFF! xDDDD

[PupsPup95]

just f*ckin masturbate lmao

[scarecrow9516]

WARNING FLYING BIRD :38 XD

[fa110u1]

thanks now i feel better!!!!

[makemebadchloe]

absolutely fucking amazing

[makemebadchloe]

I just commited murder!

:) (thumbs up)

',: o (shocked face)

[iMOD420]

WHY DOES HE ALWAYS LOOK LIKE HE JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER

[captainobviousboywon]

This is fuckin stupid

[fancyteridatyl]

jokes on u! i jerked off before i watched this video!!x)

[ficdawg]

wow this got 2million plus views,,our country is a joke.

[vix956]

just fucking masterbate :)

[khb2008]

Just jerk off!

[TheDLovas]

you can borrow this hahahahaha

[makemebad451000]

the soulevery time he said it i did it

[makemebad451000]

the soulitin to man kind

[MakeMeOralSex]

just fuckin masturbate

[lexijoyful1]

at 0:24 i was waiting for the dude to scream at damian "what the hell are you doing under my bed" im slightly dissapointed but its alright damians face at the end filled in the blank

[Falaffull]

Ah, If only.. I wish i had a penis. Life seem's so simple.

[InfuserGod]

@Falaffull Just jerk on!!

[InfuserGod]

@InfuserGod Or jerk in!?

[Falaffull]

@InfuserGod Lol, Say what?!

[InfuserGod]

@Falaffull I dunno. I think I was really tired, and really hyper when I wrote these comments XD

[Falaffull]

@InfuserGod ah, good to know man! xD

[GrassManElite50]

lol " I just commited murder" Damian face: Price less

[i5191996]

Just Arkin Baxter Bait, thanks Transcribe Audio beta

[MaggotF0rLife]

"My parents just died in a car accident! =D"

[SuperPuddingCup]

Hopefully that bird isn't the kind that can talk or it will be telling you to jerk off all the time.

[101MetroGirl]

what about girls O_O

[barelylogical]

@101MetroGirl JUST JERK OFF!!!

[DeathsBestBitch]

@101MetroGirl Just run that place inbetween the two werid minitesticle like things! Or your clit, whichever feels better. :D

[Milko3399]

I just wanked...just jerk off 5 minutes later

I just jerked off ....... Just masturbate 5 minutes later

Ring ring .... Hello ... You've just been diagnosed with a special kind of aids you can only get by wanking.... I my god WHY!!

Just je- FUCK YOU!!!!

[00MrNaruto]

when u jerk off just put a smile on ur face :D

[ThePaintballchamp]

i like the part where he says just jerk off rhums up i f you agree

[Dallastheking1]

haaah

[MrDuderama1000]

I said that once 3 years ago and i had a weird reputation

[MrDuderama1000]

Me: I just found out I have aids

Damian: JUST JERK OFF!!

[weezybaby4ever11]

MY SHOES DON'T FIT ME ANYMORE!i just peed a little bit.

[ROmanianGuy09]

shiittt.t......my screen is all white now ...and my keybord .r.enenhbiwgwn iogo goiwqbnefq beiofwifnefeo nggewngowpn 0w[[] woops srry

[TheBorderlineShadow]

Why jerk off? When you can Jerk Off.

[khrulez1]

my dick exploded

[10Yuber]

I had a pretty boring day today.

[DannyShreve]

@10Yuber JUST JERK OFF

[10Yuber]

@DannyShreve I waas waiting for someone to tell me that. HAHAHA! Thanks for the advice man. LMAO!

[117starpower]

"just fucking masturebate:D!"

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

[antaries93]

god may not kill a kitten if you do but Domo Kun does evertime you do

[marinashapiro]

0:32 how did u get up there

[megaboby2009]

if this happened to me i wud freak

-some1 shoots mother_

me: MOM! dont die on me

damian: what happened

me: my mom just died

damian: just JERK OFF!

me;-_________-

[EnigmaticOranmentV6]

This is the video that got me to subscribed to you, about over 3 years ago. Shame this one doesn't have as many views as the new ones, it's a classic :')

[crazyjohn88cp]

how many takes did it take to do this properly damian?

[Beifang101]

if he jerked off that many times his dick shud b a bloody pulp

[KatieThaGummiMansta]

for some reason when you say this on facebook everyone thinks you are weird

[xut1n]

@KatieThaGummiMansta That's why you gotta post the video with your comment! Makes more sense...

[ChaosSniper13]

dude: i just committed murder

damian: O_O...

lol

[mbmismyidol]

hopefully he didnt jerkoff on his little sister after she fell off the roof >_>

[proximity101]

i just had sex! NOW JERK OFF!!!

[Dangbang37]

Can me and my friend do a video like this plz

[AdamX21198]

1618 people are women... >.<

[MyAnth0ny]

my penis is Chuck Norris!

-_- Fuck you

[codplayer12341234]

random thng flys bye at 0:37

[SSDecontrol94]

@codplayer12341234 it was a parrot

[xKungfumaster69x]

I'm gonna go save a kitten

[sellblock1138]

AAHHHHH! My Dick Just Got cut Off!

Just jerk... oh, nevermind...

[megajebus]

I HAVE A VAGINA!!!

JUST Jerk off?

Huh? O_o

[FlubbahProductions]

I ran outta frozen cheezburgers

JUST JERK AWFF!!

[hazelioness]

you're accent is so freaking strong! love the vids though :)

[MatthewKnightMBAV]

we have the same fucking couch

[ImHaveABlackFriend]

"i just paid 5 dollars for a gallon of gas" Well america is gonna be jerkin off pretty damn soon

[Cagethemonkey1819]

Me:SOME ONE JUST CUT OFF MY DICK

Damian:JUST JER-...

[TheGUIGORS20]

@Cagethemonkey1819 just put a finger up your ass!!

[MasterReynard]

@sasasa5ify Just fuckin masturbate!

[mssiegelman]

I jerked off 13 times yesterday. Beat that.

[dyingMCRfan]

Haha I wonder what people who were walking by thought when they heard Damian shout 'JUST JERK OFF!'

[stephentaheny121]

My dick got chopped off. JUST JERK OFF!!!

[Shadowdwellerblake]

My aunt rochelle is a BITCH!!! wait...what was it Damian said to do again???....

*has flashback*

"Just Go fuck a giraffe 40 ways from sunday while ramming a pick axe sideways up your asshole while singing yankee doodle dandy while riding a unicycle backwards up the pyramids of egypt in a ballarina's tu-tu"

"nooo....I'm pretty sure that wasn't it...what was it again???"

*nother flashback*

"JUST JERK OFF!!!"

"I REMEMBER NOW!!!" *whips it out* XD

[kkeenn123]

lol good video

[sebita4]

Somebody just cut my penis in half!!!! Just jerk o.. nvm.

[rockerbabe2221]

dam lol hahaha

[SSJjay4]

fukk if u run out of frozen cheeseburgers u need to kjill urself

[KONERKOSLAM14]

fuckin funny

[MegaCrazydude11]

just fuckin masterbate



[lizzyisaboss]

how do u think of this hahaha

[Insane1227]

Just fucking masturbate.

[mysterypolice]

....Ooook. How about when you're home alone, your hormones and testosterone is spiking and you wanna jerk off but you promised God not to masturbate for 4 weeks if you'd get through wisdom teeth extraction and recovery alive and well cause you have a god awful fear of the dentist?......

[sonicbn]

@mysterypolice finger urself.. in ur ass

[eminemfan435]

MY APPENDAGE JUST EXPLODED!

(damian) just fuckin masturbate.

[MEGABOXINGKID]

F*********  Advertisements

[Edwin971combatarms]

ive just comitted murder (damion: did u jerk off) xD lmfao

[MrFrizledizle]

well then dam ive saved to many kittens to count

[lordhermie]

I can't jerk off more than 4 times in a day! Just jerk off!! But i can't!!! GAH!

[kissmyasswednesday]

1613 people nned to JERK OFF !!!!!!!!!!! XD

[jakalyn101]

That bird is going to start saying "just jerk off!" xDDD

[Ozonencb]

I jsut commited murder =) , have u tried jerking off? :D

[XxTazedxX]

God will not kill a kitten if you just jerk off

[1216laoboycash]

I like the part when he said JUST JERK OFF! Lol

[dalganoth]

SOMEONE CUT OFF MY PENIS JUST JERK OFF

[eddsworldisawesome]

@dalganoth well thatcould be a problem

[BgKnoccoutGangstaDre]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FUCKING KEYSTONE LIGHT FUCK YOU!!!

[tr0mpwned]

im taking your advice damien! ;)

[theprincetariq]

lmfao click on 9 and look at demians face be4 that guy comes xDDDDD

[TRUE7667]

the guy complaining about sutff sucks at acting

[Fdawg18]

press 6 "JUST JERK OFF!" then press 8 "just fucking masturbate" Lol

[GravityGuy4562]

just fucking masterbate :)

[eddsworldisawesome]

i wonder what his neighbors hink of him

[IrrelevantBristol]

amazingly canadian!!!

[megajebus]

Who needs women when you have a hand

[makemegood5two]

eeewww! it hurts when your appendix explodes. I wwas in the hospital for a week.

[CrazyFrazy01]

He follows him everywhere to tell him to jerk off lmao answer to all problems

[nordocska1]

I can't jerk off :(

[Patwalsh1220]

HE GOT HIS TONGUE BACK!!!

[dannygodfather1]

1:05 seems like he is doing a nijitsu move.

[Alitachan1]

I has question, then what to do if your a girl? Jerking off isnt possible b/c of the lack of a dick lol

[USmarine2243]

hilarious ending!!!

[sartanko]

Saw this video couple of years back.

I'd never imagine this video would eventually make me type "jerk off" in the search field!

[seabee319]

i toled my commanding officer to just jerk off he litteraly shit himself laughing

[davidalloy94]

UHHH, I CAN'T TAKE A SHIT!!...........have you tried jerking off?

LMFAO

[TheKungfu4life]

so if i don't jerk off god wont kill any kittens? well i hate kittens so....... *grabs lotion

[SPELLBURGS101]

jerk off

[tenarocks123]

Me:MY DAD JUST RAPED MY SISTER!!!!!!

Damian:JUST JERK OFF!!!!!!

[sk8bordingMONKY]

Oww my appendix just exploded...Just fuckin' masturbate

[569901kenneth]

that was funny

[MrExitOnly]

"God I frickin suck at playing piano!"

"Just Jerk Off!"

[khanandeh22]

u cant make ppl laugh so JUST JERK OFF instead of making shity videos

[profreshercuts]

lmao PRESS CC and skip to 1:22 -... :D

[HGAarrity1]

1,605 people ran out frozen cheese burgers

[tyrrellgoogoo]

click CC go to transcribe audio click ok and watch :D

[sambam71297]

i just jerked off------JUST JERK OFF!

[js00981213]

@sambam71297 ...again

[TheXboxSmartass]

@sambam71297 I was waiting for him to say that the whole video, lol.

[JackoWackoz]

Thumbs up if you just jerked off !

[lordJosh2]

hold down 7 and close ur eyes and listen

[DoingworkComedy]

hahahahahaha Press 2 AND 4 LOL " MY BEST FREND.. JUST JERKED OFF!!"

[upthedownsterio]

what if you're angry because you can get a boner.

[RaiptYou]

We need a JUST JERK OFF SHIRT!

[ilovefrenchhorn35]

Ha!! I love how he say my little sister just fell off the roof and Damian is on the roof

[MultiverseGaming]

@ilovefrenchhorn35 lol he pushed her haha

[champjb25]

@ilovefrenchhorn35 i love how hes beside the bed when he said my bestfriend just screwed my sister

[o0oRESHIRAMo0o]

@ilovefrenchhorn35 maybe he pushed her off?

[bulld0g127]

this is the most helpful video ive ever seen...

[FailureOfTheFuture]

i love how he says "im gonna be late for my doctors appoitnment"

[AJaintedMan]

Jon stewart off

[anthonypas100]

I love the reference to your hostel 2 video at 1:06.

[SynysterSam09]

HHAHAHAHA, SHIIIT, THE CAPTIONS ARE AMAZING.

[The12345em]

Thank you so much porn hub help me out I'm happy now

[godlygamers007]

i dont jerk off i jerk on

[rtfuhj]

lmfao!!!!

[DaViD123475]

hahahahahahagagGa