In the rear bringing up the pizza and milk shakes not like some of the full timers, does my bum look big in this and my machine gun is way to heavy for me to carry on guard for 24 hours.
Being a regular ur use to it, it's part of ur career, the TA is a slight 'novelty' (dont knw any other way to describe it), it's like a part time hobby
its a JOKE ppl y r u taking it so seriously just because he says it for a laugh dosent mean he truly belives it or thinks it , its just a joke for laughs to b offended by it is utterly childish grow the fuck up if ur grown men in the army stop crying like babies over a joke seriously
It's called humour and I think most of us are sensible enough to undertand that, I'm sure Jack along with the majority of the UK are proud of our guys, part time or full time.. I laughed my arse off at this clip but still respect our lads, my dad was TA (signals) and I can't ever remember him "banging on about it" when I was a kid
personally im 103 FD SQN Royal Engineers TA and i never shut up about it, im proud to use my spare time to help my country, people take this piss all the time about up being part timers ( usually regs or ex regs) but if your offended by it then it just shows insecurity
don't you make laugh of us we saved your arse's while you were sitting on the couch and drinking shit we risked our life's you fat arsed idiot, our training isnt crap we do our best
i used to be in the 4PARA 12 coy back then C coy now,in pudsey the lads are very highly trained and good soldiers ,a lot of people dont understand TA ,becouse most of them have wrong rough idea about TA
Way way back when I was 15 (dragged from my bed in the middle of the night by my dad who ran the local council depot) I spent a night with the TA's shovelling & shifting salt of the back of a lorry or two in the winter crisis and I have to confess I had the time of my life. They were my heroes then and will always be. and just in case anyone remembers this I thank you for one of the most memorable nights of my life - hot chocolate included! Unsung Heroes and a teenage girls dream!!!
"There sueing the army for christ sake, cause they got shot at! What the bloody hell to expect?! At least sue the other army.. the Americans!" x) Lol, good old Jack.
It was quite funny, but if you look at the full death toll (like i have) 4 out of 300 have been killed by american troops in afghanistan.....and tht was the blue on blue that Ross Kemp followed up with the royal Anglicans......if u ask any british serving soldier they will say tht the americans r professionals and they are proud to hav their USAF alongside them...coz they hav saved brit troops buts more than they have damaged.
i hate the view of the TA or coz im from Australia we have the reserves, form the regulars think your less than them and its like seriously? or people say oh but your not in the like real army? its like fuck it they have done basic like everyone they are enlisted soldiers like everyone else fuck them....
Yeah, under some reserve forces act, you can be deployed, but in the TA volunteers are sent out before they send out those who haven't volunteered
If you're some brain surgeon or something you can request not to be sent out, but that's probably if you can do more good at home than in deployment ;)
Judging by a few comments here, people didn't really like the humour in Jacks joke about the TA. I am in 4Para TA, and personally, I'm not offended and I don't think any of my comrades would be.
When he said "Part-time soldier, full-time banging on about it", I would have to agree with that. Haha
I'm in 4Yorks myself, and I'm not offended at all. We bang on about it as much as the regulars - Being a soldier (In whatever capacity) does change you, so it's a big part of either a part-timer's or obviously a full-timer's life. Anyway, I'm digressing and going a bit serious here...
Jack Dee may well have been a squaddie with some of this humour, serving soldiers have a different sense of humour to most civvies, its the only way to escape the realities of wah.
We train to the standard of regular soldiers, we still fight and earn our respect like every regular service personnel. We just don't go on tour as regularly - hence we're reservists.
@sjdsmith Well yes... I never joined up, Regular or TA. Doing TA service is just as hard I guess... particularly if you're sent out to Op Telic... I'd be proud of the fact that I served my country, so bang bang bang on about it!
@sjdsmith 4Para is its own regiment in its own right. was as much as it own in WW2, wasnt 'TA' then. i just think of them as the reserves, not the TA. doesnt make them any different is what my sarge told me. i agree with his last comment though.
@sjdsmith mind giving me a link or an address for any info on 4 PARA.... Been considering going the TA before joining the regulrs currently meant to be going in the RAF Regiment now conisdering the Para's ... and obviously if i did go 4 PARA good experience before Regs... so any help ? currently a Cdt and pretty much bored shit now..
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well jack!! a helmets not really for protection against bullets, it helps but its mainly for wi bits of flying metal n getting knocked down by blasts and for applying cam. the TA's not a fucking joke, i bet there family's don't think there job is a joke when the come home in a box or with no fucking legs. i understand its a joke but that's pissed me off.
i know it's a joke,, but they're out there,, and soon i will be too so i dont find it funny,, thought i'd say,, don't care if i get bollocked about it x
okay well if your going there and your going to be offended by these kinds of jokes then dont go looking at war related stand up comedy jokes its pretty simple
So true, i was in the TA for like 3 years and it was like a country club, all people used to do was drink and shag girls on the pool table then kiss their wives the next morning, then they go on to you about honour, lol.
Just come here to watch some comedy and I have to read fucking no sense of humour tossers that seem to want to come here just to moan about someone doing better than themselves.
Numerous reservists have died in both Afganistan & Iraq, Jack Dee should remember that fact. I wonder how many of the audience scoffing at the TA joke have EVER worn a uniform in their life? Makes their laughter even more inappropriate & hipocritical.
I am not a Scot, nor am I gay. You however are a complete cock. You are depriving a village somewhere of an extremely fine idiot. You can foxtrot oscar now.......
Many thanks for your assine, banal & abusive comment. Extremely 'brave' of you to hurl abuse at complete strangers from behind the safety of your PC keyboard-very big of you. Never mind, I don't suppose you can help being an intellectually bankrupt moron-it's all down to your low quality genes & e-number diet. You would struggle to qualify as a quarterwit, never mind a halfwit. Cheerio!
I am NOT a Scot, that should confuse your brain cell no end Simple Simon......Isn't it past your bedtime yet sonny? Big school tomorrow, you might learn something if you pay attention......
Crying? Only in laughter at your crushing levels of stupidity sonny..........lol Still depriving an idiot of a grade one idiot I see CretinBacon. Perhaps your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others..........
Taking of sad lives, who was it who actually made contact here? Who was it who decided to hurl abuse at a complete stranger because I merely opined that I did not think Mr Dee's joke was in particularly good taste!? Got right up your nose didn't it & you simply CANNOT let it go. You must have the last word because in that cesspit of a brain of yours, it some how makes you feel 'right.' Under the circs, for you to accuse ANYBODY of having a 'sad negative life,' is ironic in the extreme! ROFL
Still whining! Boohoo Jack Dee made a joke i didn't like i MUST whine about it and then whine some more when an awesome person points out what a cock i am.
Seriously stop the crying mate. You might be scottish and living in a shithole but your still apart of the UK and your making us all look bad by acting like a big girl.
Who is whinging? I made ONE comment, I merely stated that I thought Mr Dee's quip was in bad taste. Apparently, you were dreadfully offended, why else would you go to the trouble to post an abusive & offensive comment to me? The only cock around here is the imbecile CretinousBacon who persists in posting complete drivel. You appear incapable of retaining the most basic pieces of information, as I already stated, I am NOT a Scot. You have my permission to feck off now you grubby little oik.....
Whatever floats your boat GIMP. Carry this on as long as you like little boy, with each post you make, you merely highlight your incredible levels of stupidity. If you had anything approaching a brain, you would have ceased with your stupidity by now. Evidently you have nothing better to do in life than seek pointless confrontations on YT. What a complete TWAT! Get a life imbecile......
Oh, how incredibly original-NOT. Had another hard day in work again have we? Must be hell flipping burgers all day in McD's. Still, you can look forward to another thrilling evening sending bone messages to people on YT. Eventually the penny will drop in that useless grey lump of matter that passes for your brain, if you persist in sending me messages, I will reply until you eventually get bore & FO. Feel free to continue to highlight your stupidity on this public forum........lol DICKHEAD!
A Big Mac & small fries please Einstein! Perhaps you could explain the theory of relatively for me whilst you make my milkshake up? Oh yes, you are so much smarter than me..........NOT. You are devoid of any form of wit or originality in your innane comments. As I stated earlier, if you wish to continually highlight your lack of intellect, by all means continue with your banal posts.
Okay, I admit it, you've got me on the ropes Ham Burgler............I think NOT. Ego hey? That's a big word by your intellectually bankrupt standards. Has anybody actually told you that you are extremely dull & boring? If you had anything about you at all, you would have ceased with your stupidity some considerable time ago. Perhaps your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.......?
Congratulations on finally behaving like an adult and actually demonstrating a fraction of maturity. Perhaps in future, you will refrain from sending moronic & abusive messages to complete strangers who have a different point of view to your own. You have my permission to fall out & Foxtrot Oscar now.
How very mature of you.......CHILD. Haven't you got some homework to do for big school on monday morning? Please feel free to continue in your DICK HEAD manner, if you want the world to see you for the arse part that you so obviously are, crack on buffoon!
What an 'amazing' achievement. You'll be learning how to do joined up writing next.......Before long, you'll be dressing yourself as opposed to relying on your momma.
Yeah whatever lol Dream on.....There is no requirement for me to make any attempt to insult your intelligence, you prove your complete lack of it with each post. Crack on amoeba brain....... :)
Yes you 'win' the YT prize for the biggest online idiot & troll. You have won a free Big Mac & fries. Congratulations Gangsta rapper...........Never mind son.
One glass of Sunny D coming up little boy..........You appear to delude yourself- a legend in your own lunch time. Da Ali G of YT innit! Bang 9 automatic! Your appalling taste in rap music instantly condemns you as a piece of pondlife with a very LOW IQ. Oh no, looks like you just 'owned'(to use your 'street' parlance) me again.........NOT
both of you should just shut the fuck up, i mean really, just shut the fuck up.
What a pair of utter, utter, utter, utter, useless fucking twats you are. On a scale of 1-10 with 1 being not a twat at all and 10 being enormous total complete fucking twats, you two rank at about CUNT.
yeah - i just felt i had to step in. I think you should probably just meet up in the real world and spend all that aggression licking each others balls for a while until you could just admit the strange desire you felt and would then maybe give every poor sad cunt who knows you a break from having to waste their sad lives any more that they do already.
Sounds like you know far more about licking balls than I do mate. No problem, it is the 21st century afterall, so if you wish to pursue a particular lifestyle IE cottaging in public toilets, by all means crack on with it if it's your bag.
Thank you for your amazingly banal & obnoxious contribution. You can rejoin the educationally subnormal English class now. You must have broken out into a sweat in your quest to construct such an original & eloquent piece of English. Congratulations on being a complete imbecile. Aim low & you will never fail hey? You should join CreepyBacon's posse.........How very brave of you to hurl foul & abusive language from behind the safety of your keyboard. Another YT keyboard warrior.......
Get back to me in the Queens English & I will explain all about the drivel that is otherwise referred to as rap music-aka music for low lifes. Surely you should be an expert on it yourself??
meet you in manchester ? i would rather drink my own piss.
i don't really want to join in your ridiculous insult war, I only wanted to tell you that I thought you were BOTH EQUALLY RIDICULOUS. A true pair of cunts.
Yeah, whatever.........I won't bother to tell you where you can stick your assine opinion, I am sure even you can work that one out, despite maintaining intellectually bankrupt standards. Have a pint of piss on me old son........
@Mr TommyTroll bet you don't lol I've more than doubled my forces pay. Leaving after 9 years was the best thing I ever did.
AeroNY28 1 week ago
good comady but dunt u ever take thi mick of the army
hambon2k10 2 weeks ago
@hambon2k10 Would you rather he make fun of your terrible spelling and grammar? :P
WoWHaZ51 1 week ago
Lets declassify the military talk, Logistics aka shelf filler,
AeroNY28 3 months ago
In the rear bringing up the pizza and milk shakes not like some of the full timers, does my bum look big in this and my machine gun is way to heavy for me to carry on guard for 24 hours.
AeroNY28 3 months ago
@AeroNY28 Still, we get paid more than you to do it. Mug.
MrTommyTroll 2 weeks ago
piss funny ive been in the TA 22 years and i find it fucking hilarious
tubby61 4 months ago
Nothing wrong with the TA and Jack Dee is good, right then, that's that settled.
24678903 4 months ago
I think once I join my local unit, I don't think I'll ever shut up about it.
TheRationalRant 5 months ago
....yes....I'm single....and happy...so STFU....
chatham43 5 months ago
looooooooooool its so true. People from the TA loool
splinter360 5 months ago
Bloody sTAbs piss me right off! :)
jelluzzfan 5 months ago
Im in the TA as Logistic Supplier. Fuck all the haters, Its still part of the Armed Forces and I love it!
jackstephensutton10 6 months ago
Being a regular ur use to it, it's part of ur career, the TA is a slight 'novelty' (dont knw any other way to describe it), it's like a part time hobby
TheCelticmaori 6 months ago
its a JOKE ppl y r u taking it so seriously just because he says it for a laugh dosent mean he truly belives it or thinks it , its just a joke for laughs to b offended by it is utterly childish grow the fuck up if ur grown men in the army stop crying like babies over a joke seriously
MrHab142 6 months ago 2
OH THANK GOD JACK IS OLLOWED TO MAKE HIS JOKES BY YOU SENSITIVE LITTLE BITCHES
keflar5 6 months ago
@keflar5 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT
somethingmemorable1 6 months ago 2
@somethingmemorable1 LOUDDDD NOISESSSS
thetubewithin 5 months ago
@thetubewithin aha there is still hope for the world
somethingmemorable1 5 months ago
It's called humour and I think most of us are sensible enough to undertand that, I'm sure Jack along with the majority of the UK are proud of our guys, part time or full time.. I laughed my arse off at this clip but still respect our lads, my dad was TA (signals) and I can't ever remember him "banging on about it" when I was a kid
mancsteveuk 6 months ago
personally im 103 FD SQN Royal Engineers TA and i never shut up about it, im proud to use my spare time to help my country, people take this piss all the time about up being part timers ( usually regs or ex regs) but if your offended by it then it just shows insecurity
PhilipT491 7 months ago
@PhilipT491 what's it like anyway mate? Thinking of joining infantry TA during uni, then regs after.
somethingmemorable1 6 months ago
@somethingmemorable1 It's awesome mate id strongly recommend joining, you can just get so much out of it.
PhilipT491 6 months ago
we have Canadian Forces reserve in Canada. Funny video.
PcGamerPaul 7 months ago
im ex ta from 20 years ago and i bang on about the good old days , love jack dee
noiseyrearend 7 months ago
don't you make laugh of us we saved your arse's while you were sitting on the couch and drinking shit we risked our life's you fat arsed idiot, our training isnt crap we do our best
saf768 7 months ago
@saf768 shut up you cunt
toxic2k7 7 months ago
@toxic2k7 na u shut up u twat
saf768 7 months ago
@saf768 Idiot.
Easyandy100 7 months ago
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hahaahah! i luv jack dee!!! XD
XxamicherrieXx 8 months ago
hahaahah! i luv jack dee!!! XD
XxamicherrieXx 8 months ago
i used to be in the 4PARA 12 coy back then C coy now,in pudsey the lads are very highly trained and good soldiers ,a lot of people dont understand TA ,becouse most of them have wrong rough idea about TA
TheTkmy 8 months ago
@ebay addict ive been in 22 years its shit lol!
tubby61 9 months ago
1:06 it's the fat guy out the office!
razryan 9 months ago
When was this filmed?
heathey2 11 months ago
What is the territorial army? Is that like the reserves?
LiliFromHali 1 year ago
@LiliFromHali yeah in the US they call it the Army Reserves
a155099 1 year ago
@LiliFromHali yeah in the US we call it the Army Reserves and they're the same way
a155099 1 year ago
@LiliFromHali ya like the reserve or national gaurd
TheShart1234 1 year ago
@LiliFromHali yep.
razryan 9 months ago
I hate stabs!
jelluzzfan 1 year ago
Ha! Blasted Americans.
Chivista54 1 year ago 3
@Chivista54 now wait just a minute haha
TownPiligan 11 months ago
1:05 Keith in The Office?
Dextrous 1 year ago 2
chippys :)
Ekaj555 1 year ago
TA, and i laughed my arse off
jaywbe 1 year ago
Almost everyone has this on their phone at the Squadron & Malta Barracks, it's brill :)
Redheadfury 1 year ago
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that wraps it up for the americans
gringoderian1 1 year ago
Way way back when I was 15 (dragged from my bed in the middle of the night by my dad who ran the local council depot) I spent a night with the TA's shovelling & shifting salt of the back of a lorry or two in the winter crisis and I have to confess I had the time of my life. They were my heroes then and will always be. and just in case anyone remembers this I thank you for one of the most memorable nights of my life - hot chocolate included! Unsung Heroes and a teenage girls dream!!!
michelescoones 1 year ago
yes blue on blues happen but you have to remeber how much help the American air force has been tot he ground troops just an unfortunate accident
rwc20071 1 year ago
very funny man :D
I heard that the Americans actually opened fire on camp Bastion so we had to put a sign up saying "BRITISH ARMY CAMP" to prevent that
then theres the the blue on blue incident and I remember hearing of many more of the like
N64isgreat 1 year ago
"There sueing the army for christ sake, cause they got shot at! What the bloody hell to expect?! At least sue the other army.. the Americans!" x) Lol, good old Jack.
Ripperstein 1 year ago 32
very good and true to a point
nylonTS 1 year ago
It was quite funny, but if you look at the full death toll (like i have) 4 out of 300 have been killed by american troops in afghanistan.....and tht was the blue on blue that Ross Kemp followed up with the royal Anglicans......if u ask any british serving soldier they will say tht the americans r professionals and they are proud to hav their USAF alongside them...coz they hav saved brit troops buts more than they have damaged.
sony827 1 year ago
@sony827 its just a joke xD
relentlessaddict98jm 1 year ago
@sony827 A0 It's a Joke B) British Troops have saved American Troops too.... called being allies.
Redheadfury 1 year ago
@sony827 Relax sony, I served in the U.S. Marine Corps and thought this bit was fuckin' hilarious! In the words of the Brits, "Jog On Sony" haha
MikeMaestro757 1 year ago
@MikeMaestro757 two ns in sonny mate otherwise your on about a japanese electronics giant n it doesnt make sense.
wilki6467 1 year ago
@wilki6467 I was replying to a comment from a user named "sony827". If I was trying to say "sonny" I would have used 2 "n"s. Nice try though Wilki.
MikeMaestro757 1 year ago
@MikeMaestro757 should of kept my comments to maself really then made me look a right wanker haha no worries
wilki6467 1 year ago
@wilki6467 No worries man haha
MikeMaestro757 1 year ago
i hate the view of the TA or coz im from Australia we have the reserves, form the regulars think your less than them and its like seriously? or people say oh but your not in the like real army? its like fuck it they have done basic like everyone they are enlisted soldiers like everyone else fuck them....
ytrewqasfd 1 year ago
Wait a second do you have to be deployed in the TA?!
unrealharry 1 year ago
@unrealharry
Yeah, under some reserve forces act, you can be deployed, but in the TA volunteers are sent out before they send out those who haven't volunteered
If you're some brain surgeon or something you can request not to be sent out, but that's probably if you can do more good at home than in deployment ;)
Check the army mod website
Konsigliare 1 year ago
@unrealharry It's the same as the main army but it's for people who still want to keep their jobs or lifestyle.
rawrgrr4298 1 year ago
I'm TA and we love taking the piss out of ourselves. If you haven't got a sense of humour then you really shouldn't be in the Forces.
redxenos 1 year ago 3
Oh grow up the lot of you.
funnylookingkid 1 year ago
being a part-time soldier is the biz,were all in it together,being regular dont make you bullet proof,so fcuk all the critics,yous know fukawe
thegavboy 1 year ago 3
why does he think that your helmet is for stopping bullets?
1ScouserNProud1 1 year ago 7
@1ScouserNProud1 I used mine for BMX lol
Uncivilization 1 year ago
this is my funniest jack dee moment:) he is a legend:) i have much respect for the TA:D
lokna 1 year ago 7
i love jack dee and also im in the ta 147 field comp reme and i go on on on on about it to my work mates how good it is
djnoonie 1 year ago
@djnoonie Can't wait I'm going to see G company Rifles next week. Having a chat about joining etc
Uncivilization 1 year ago
Judging by a few comments here, people didn't really like the humour in Jacks joke about the TA. I am in 4Para TA, and personally, I'm not offended and I don't think any of my comrades would be.
When he said "Part-time soldier, full-time banging on about it", I would have to agree with that. Haha
sjdsmith 2 years ago 178
me 2 mate im 4 yorks and i never shut up about it.i love being in the ta
ebayaddict19 2 years ago 75
@ebayaddict19 i want to join 4 mercian soon T.A infantry whats it like in the T.A boys ?
iSmeLLbUd 9 months ago
Agreed. A joke is just that - A joke!
I'm in 4Yorks myself, and I'm not offended at all. We bang on about it as much as the regulars - Being a soldier (In whatever capacity) does change you, so it's a big part of either a part-timer's or obviously a full-timer's life. Anyway, I'm digressing and going a bit serious here...
Long live Jack Dee, he's one of my favorites.
ambientend 1 year ago 4
Aye this is the truth of it all.
Jack Dee may well have been a squaddie with some of this humour, serving soldiers have a different sense of humour to most civvies, its the only way to escape the realities of wah.
MrOmniscient 1 year ago 6
part time soldier..? I thought all you did was run around and pretend to be a soldier and stuff.
BelfastAtheist 1 year ago
Negative.
We train to the standard of regular soldiers, we still fight and earn our respect like every regular service personnel. We just don't go on tour as regularly - hence we're reservists.
sjdsmith 1 year ago
@sjdsmith Well yes... I never joined up, Regular or TA. Doing TA service is just as hard I guess... particularly if you're sent out to Op Telic... I'd be proud of the fact that I served my country, so bang bang bang on about it!
slytherinsheirx 1 year ago
@sjdsmith 4Para is its own regiment in its own right. was as much as it own in WW2, wasnt 'TA' then. i just think of them as the reserves, not the TA. doesnt make them any different is what my sarge told me. i agree with his last comment though.
BBoyBosh 1 year ago
@sjdsmith mind giving me a link or an address for any info on 4 PARA.... Been considering going the TA before joining the regulrs currently meant to be going in the RAF Regiment now conisdering the Para's ... and obviously if i did go 4 PARA good experience before Regs... so any help ? currently a Cdt and pretty much bored shit now..
linkinpark4eva2k7 1 year ago
@linkinpark4eva2k7 4 PARA MIGHT AS WELL BE REGULAR IM IN THE RIFLES T A AND THE AMMOUNT OF TRAINING THEY DO COMPARED 2 US IS A HELL OF ALOT MORE
tom123607 1 year ago
@sjdsmith DO U PARADE AT HEBBURN
tom123607 1 year ago
@sjdsmith WOOP WOOP Go PARA'S :)
SnipedByMe100 10 months ago 2
@sjdsmith Me too - well said
berlinmitte10117 10 months ago
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MGSFoxHoundSFG 9 months ago
@MGSFoxHoundSFG Yeah... next time you want to call people liars, maybe spend two seconds googling first?
"The 4th Battalion, The Parachute Regiment (4 PARA) is the reserve parachute batallion with its headquarters in Pudsey, West Yorkshire"
Were you dropped on your head as a baby, or are your parents just rather more closely related than would be considered acceptable outside Norfolk?
TheRowan70 9 months ago
@TheRowan70 Your mums a whore.
MGSFoxHoundSFG 9 months ago
@MGSFoxHoundSFG My word, truly we have found the Oscar Wilde of our time.
TheRowan70 9 months ago 16
@TheRowan70 No need to attack Norfolk folk, perfectly nice people.
The1stPoster 9 months ago
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well jack!! a helmets not really for protection against bullets, it helps but its mainly for wi bits of flying metal n getting knocked down by blasts and for applying cam. the TA's not a fucking joke, i bet there family's don't think there job is a joke when the come home in a box or with no fucking legs. i understand its a joke but that's pissed me off.
Aliofdeath 2 years ago
Calm down no need to a reactionary.
PrimaIScream 2 years ago 2
aye well, i don't care, its my opinion and i'm going to state it.
Aliofdeath 2 years ago
i know it's a joke,, but they're out there,, and soon i will be too so i dont find it funny,, thought i'd say,, don't care if i get bollocked about it x
LoveWithoutMeaning 2 years ago
okay well if your going there and your going to be offended by these kinds of jokes then dont go looking at war related stand up comedy jokes its pretty simple
twotonesamurai 2 years ago 3
I thought it was very funny and im joining and soon will be out ther...Sense of humour is a good thing to have in bothe the regulars and TA
vennom212 2 years ago 3
hainn e artig kaill :)
chizmizdotbiz 2 years ago
What's wrong with Sue and what does she have to do with war? I'm a bit confused.
blueskunk12 2 years ago
@blueskunk12
Ohhhhhh, you best be trolling bro
HarrisonRocks 2 years ago
@HarrisonRocks
Trolling? Just trying a bit of humor of my own.
blueskunk12 2 years ago
you call that sarcasm i see now why you never made it in the comedy profession
adamsthecoolest 2 years ago
Oh my word, what IS this conversation?! xD
Ayantae 2 years ago
"part time soldiers, full time bangin' on about it" haha
punkrockxzz 2 years ago
I love how Jack tell it like it.
GeneHunt01 2 years ago
It's Adolf, not Adolph...
nrilstone 2 years ago
So true, i was in the TA for like 3 years and it was like a country club, all people used to do was drink and shag girls on the pool table then kiss their wives the next morning, then they go on to you about honour, lol.
itslikewhatever1 2 years ago 3
I say, sounds mighty fun!
Good thing im joining the TA next year... then I shall be able to shag the girls on the pool table and drink xD.
BOT101st 2 years ago 3
I'd like to see jack dee in the army. :)
MattTrippSteelers 2 years ago
If Jack Dee grew his hair out with those awesome sideburns, he'd make a fantastic Wolverine! WAY better than Hugh Jackman.
mikeyman211 2 years ago 2
everybody is better than Hugh Jackman
SovietGuy101 2 years ago
Just come here to watch some comedy and I have to read fucking no sense of humour tossers that seem to want to come here just to moan about someone doing better than themselves.
Mina0008 2 years ago
its a fucking joke you wanker! chill out, thats why hes a comedian!
TheSouthgate93 2 years ago 2
cunt....
harrowpete 2 years ago
Numerous reservists have died in both Afganistan & Iraq, Jack Dee should remember that fact. I wonder how many of the audience scoffing at the TA joke have EVER worn a uniform in their life? Makes their laughter even more inappropriate & hipocritical.
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
ya gay jock, get over it mr sensitive
bu11monkey 2 years ago
I am not a Scot, nor am I gay. You however are a complete cock. You are depriving a village somewhere of an extremely fine idiot. You can foxtrot oscar now.......
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
he's a comedian, he's nowhere near as bad as others when it comes to the war either.
tominator0x0 2 years ago
Oh fuck off. Twat.
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Many thanks for your assine, banal & abusive comment. Extremely 'brave' of you to hurl abuse at complete strangers from behind the safety of your PC keyboard-very big of you. Never mind, I don't suppose you can help being an intellectually bankrupt moron-it's all down to your low quality genes & e-number diet. You would struggle to qualify as a quarterwit, never mind a halfwit. Cheerio!
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
How does a Scot of all people living in Liverpool of all places manage to string together a sentence? Let alone the word "intelllectually"?
Don't want t9 be insulted? Take the cork out your arse, drop the whiny irritating pussy attitude and stop crying over a comedian making a joke. Twat
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
I am NOT a Scot, that should confuse your brain cell no end Simple Simon......Isn't it past your bedtime yet sonny? Big school tomorrow, you might learn something if you pay attention......
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
Still crying i see pussy.
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Crying? Only in laughter at your crushing levels of stupidity sonny..........lol Still depriving an idiot of a grade one idiot I see CretinBacon. Perhaps your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others..........
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
You must lead a real sad negative life to be this whiney. Would you like a tissue?
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Taking of sad lives, who was it who actually made contact here? Who was it who decided to hurl abuse at a complete stranger because I merely opined that I did not think Mr Dee's joke was in particularly good taste!? Got right up your nose didn't it & you simply CANNOT let it go. You must have the last word because in that cesspit of a brain of yours, it some how makes you feel 'right.' Under the circs, for you to accuse ANYBODY of having a 'sad negative life,' is ironic in the extreme! ROFL
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
Still whining! Boohoo Jack Dee made a joke i didn't like i MUST whine about it and then whine some more when an awesome person points out what a cock i am.
Seriously stop the crying mate. You might be scottish and living in a shithole but your still apart of the UK and your making us all look bad by acting like a big girl.
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Who is whinging? I made ONE comment, I merely stated that I thought Mr Dee's quip was in bad taste. Apparently, you were dreadfully offended, why else would you go to the trouble to post an abusive & offensive comment to me? The only cock around here is the imbecile CretinousBacon who persists in posting complete drivel. You appear incapable of retaining the most basic pieces of information, as I already stated, I am NOT a Scot. You have my permission to feck off now you grubby little oik.....
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
Oh look another essay from Captain boohoo. Keep crying skippy.
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Oh look another banal, innane comment from Creepy retard the Simple Simon of YT. Jog on son......get over yourself.
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
Want a tissue??
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Jog on Harry halfwit.........
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
Right to the store to pick up a box of tissues for the big girl.
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Whatever floats your boat.........Jog on Harry Hat!
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
Ok sissy lizzy.
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Jog on CHILD.....
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
ok LASS. I can so keep this up longer than your pussy ass.
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Jog on CHILD.......
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
Ok LASSY
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Whatever floats your boat GIMP. Carry this on as long as you like little boy, with each post you make, you merely highlight your incredible levels of stupidity. If you had anything approaching a brain, you would have ceased with your stupidity by now. Evidently you have nothing better to do in life than seek pointless confrontations on YT. What a complete TWAT! Get a life imbecile......
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
OK LASSY
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Jog on imbecile.........
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
ok lass.
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Jog on Richard Head.......
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
OK LASS.
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Jog on cretinous oaf.........Getting bored yet Simple Simon, or is this your idea of a productive evening?
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
After a long day at work this is heaven. Thanks for the amusement you big girl.
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
As the old adage goes, "SMALL THINGS AMUSE SMALL MINDS." Your comment says everything about your feeble intellect........Jog on!
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
Big girl.
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Oh, how incredibly original-NOT. Had another hard day in work again have we? Must be hell flipping burgers all day in McD's. Still, you can look forward to another thrilling evening sending bone messages to people on YT. Eventually the penny will drop in that useless grey lump of matter that passes for your brain, if you persist in sending me messages, I will reply until you eventually get bore & FO. Feel free to continue to highlight your stupidity on this public forum........lol DICKHEAD!
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
Forums? Where?! Apparently they teach me the difference between Forums and a comments box in Mc Donalds.
Unlike in Scotland where they've yet to acquire a computer to use the internet. You need to realize you cannot win. I am far smarter than you.
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
A Big Mac & small fries please Einstein! Perhaps you could explain the theory of relatively for me whilst you make my milkshake up? Oh yes, you are so much smarter than me..........NOT. You are devoid of any form of wit or originality in your innane comments. As I stated earlier, if you wish to continually highlight your lack of intellect, by all means continue with your banal posts.
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
I am OWNING you on every reply Your own ego is blocking you from the truth.
Bloody women.
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Okay, I admit it, you've got me on the ropes Ham Burgler............I think NOT. Ego hey? That's a big word by your intellectually bankrupt standards. Has anybody actually told you that you are extremely dull & boring? If you had anything about you at all, you would have ceased with your stupidity some considerable time ago. Perhaps your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.......?
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
Ok ok I'll end this with your a right old tit. You win thicky.
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Congratulations on finally behaving like an adult and actually demonstrating a fraction of maturity. Perhaps in future, you will refrain from sending moronic & abusive messages to complete strangers who have a different point of view to your own. You have my permission to fall out & Foxtrot Oscar now.
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
Only joking dipstick. Hahahah tricked you. I win. I'm still here and replying and YOU thought I'd given up.
You even complimented me with your mature remark! HAHAHAHA.
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
How very mature of you.......CHILD. Haven't you got some homework to do for big school on monday morning? Please feel free to continue in your DICK HEAD manner, if you want the world to see you for the arse part that you so obviously are, crack on buffoon!
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
i so tricked you. Man you suck.
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
What an 'amazing' achievement. You'll be learning how to do joined up writing next.......Before long, you'll be dressing yourself as opposed to relying on your momma.
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
It gets sweeter and sweeter everytime you insult my intelligence because the more dumb you think i am, the greater it is that i BEAT you.
Hahahaha. Champion!
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Yeah whatever lol Dream on.....There is no requirement for me to make any attempt to insult your intelligence, you prove your complete lack of it with each post. Crack on amoeba brain....... :)
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
I WIN!
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Yes you 'win' the YT prize for the biggest online idiot & troll. You have won a free Big Mac & fries. Congratulations Gangsta rapper...........Never mind son.
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
Finally. You bow down to my greatness and accept me as your superior.
Thank you child. Now get me a drink.
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
One glass of Sunny D coming up little boy..........You appear to delude yourself- a legend in your own lunch time. Da Ali G of YT innit! Bang 9 automatic! Your appalling taste in rap music instantly condemns you as a piece of pondlife with a very LOW IQ. Oh no, looks like you just 'owned'(to use your 'street' parlance) me again.........NOT
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
wats rap moosic?
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
both of you should just shut the fuck up, i mean really, just shut the fuck up.
What a pair of utter, utter, utter, utter, useless fucking twats you are. On a scale of 1-10 with 1 being not a twat at all and 10 being enormous total complete fucking twats, you two rank at about CUNT.
fukkentwat 2 years ago
WAY TO MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT FOR THAT CHAMP
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
yeah - i just felt i had to step in. I think you should probably just meet up in the real world and spend all that aggression licking each others balls for a while until you could just admit the strange desire you felt and would then maybe give every poor sad cunt who knows you a break from having to waste their sad lives any more that they do already.
fukkentwat 2 years ago
ok you first then. meet me in manchester ill get your sad ass out the way first. :o
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Sounds like you know far more about licking balls than I do mate. No problem, it is the 21st century afterall, so if you wish to pursue a particular lifestyle IE cottaging in public toilets, by all means crack on with it if it's your bag.
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
Thank you for your amazingly banal & obnoxious contribution. You can rejoin the educationally subnormal English class now. You must have broken out into a sweat in your quest to construct such an original & eloquent piece of English. Congratulations on being a complete imbecile. Aim low & you will never fail hey? You should join CreepyBacon's posse.........How very brave of you to hurl foul & abusive language from behind the safety of your keyboard. Another YT keyboard warrior.......
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
Get back to me in the Queens English & I will explain all about the drivel that is otherwise referred to as rap music-aka music for low lifes. Surely you should be an expert on it yourself??
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
meet you in manchester ? i would rather drink my own piss.
i don't really want to join in your ridiculous insult war, I only wanted to tell you that I thought you were BOTH EQUALLY RIDICULOUS. A true pair of cunts.
fukkentwat 2 years ago
YET your still here. You love it. You love me. You want this turd of a scottish man. Go get him tiger.
CreepyBacon 2 years ago
Yeah, whatever.........I won't bother to tell you where you can stick your assine opinion, I am sure even you can work that one out, despite maintaining intellectually bankrupt standards. Have a pint of piss on me old son........
LIVERPOOLSCOTTISH 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
fukkentwat 2 years ago