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  • These are not even jokes. They're just comments. And the fake studio audience is really ridiculous.

  • You are a bunch of FOOLS to think this woman is funny !

  • @Mightybigmofo It's uncomfortable being on the receiving end of a joke isn't it!

    Now you know how conservatives feel every day when listening to what passes as humour on network TV.

  • Ten bucks says Obama gets re-elected. The government dependents out number the working class.

  • Jodi has a hard-on for Obama doesn't she? Obama's wars?!!!  Yeesh! Is she for real?

  • Male porn: everyone knows what that is. Here's female porn (TV, cinema or novel form): a woman indulges narcissistic fantasies and coaxes men to spend money on her. She eventually makes incredible demands, makes up false accusations, attempts to steal a man's assets and finally, uses her body to increase America's GDP by helping Planned Abortionhood increase their profits ("salaries" for "non-profit" saints) by allowing a child to be murdered and hacked up. "She's soooo a victim of patriarchy!"

  • Obama was voted in by 2 factions - FOOLS and FRAUDS. It's possible after 4 years of the idiot the FOOLS may reduce but the FRAUD never ends with the left. They have to have FRAUD, how could they ever win anything with 20% of the vote!?

  • GE stated it has made the highest profits in their history, over 50% of their workers work OFFSHORE. (I'm sure these numbers have nothing tro do with Obama - Choke).

  • Yes, the Cuts Do equate to an Increase..

    Because they are cutting from the Projected budget Increases.

    Meaning even if they pull off $4trillion (unlikely) that will be taking Back out 4 trillion of the +$14 trillion Obama has established plans for since taking office.

    In other words, the mugger took $140 from you, and wants you to be Glad he's giving you back $40

  • Good shit Jodie!

  • We're still paying the President Bush's illegal war too. Shit gathers!

  • @TheInternalAffairs Really? Then why doesn't the current genius stop those "illegal" wars immediately?

  • @Daddygeezee because he is the same piece of shit as the one before him, and the next one to come will also be the same shit. THAT'S THE POINT !!! Don't you get it? You can blow republican bull shit up every bodies ass all you want, and the democrats can blow it the time after that but the facts remain the same; Nothing changes no matter which party is elected because the rich and the corporations own them all and they just want morons to think they have a say so in how the government works.

  • @Daddygeezee

    Because he's a right wing imposter.

    The front runner for the Republicans says "get the hell out there". Obama is too far right to get the republican nomination.

  • @17R3W The sky must be pink in 17R3W's world.

  • @jtkirkfan2002

    Trump who is the front runner with 29% support, says get the hell out of Iraq, Libya and Afghanistan.

    Obama says stay.

    29% of republicans are to the LEFT of president Obama. It's shocking, but that's the way the numbers are.

  • @17R3W Obama ran on getting out of Iraq and Afghanistan. Trump is simply saying anything. He's also a birther. That's not very left-wing.

  • @jtkirkfan2002

    Obama ran on a lot of things. Talk is cheap. He ran as a Liberal, he's governing as a Republican.

    Could Trump be the same, say one thing, do another? More than Likely.

    Trump isn't Liberal, but some of his policies are.

    Protectionism: 25% tariffs. (The only other person I've heard say that is Thom Hartmann)

    Get the F* out of everywhere, America's army protects America first.

    Build baby Build: Make Obama's stimulus package look like a "nice start".

  • Marry me Jody! 

  • good video. and porn is not funny.

  • I guarantee Obama won't campaign on Hope & Change and Yes We Can this time. He's really got his work cut out for him. He'll either have to run a negative campaign, attacking his rival, or make more promises he knows he won't keep. Plus, he'll have a republican majority in both houses.

  • I just love this site, I just cannot wait until Jodi does the next one. It is great~

  • I have an idea, er - lets regulate everything! You now must obtain a poop permit to take a dump and an "internet license" to access the web.  Because we all know that morons are too stupid to think for themselves so we liberals must do all the thinking for everyone in the nation who isn't liberal. (F'ing Libs) They live in a constant state of fear that we, the masses of morons, will rise up and oppose them, and indeed we will if it weren't for the compromised and corrupted MSM lying to us

  • We have got to fire Obama in 20 months or we are all lost to Socialism.

  • Marry me, Jodie?

  • I think a better punchline for that last joke would have been "The other 66% were too buys looking at porn."

  • I hate to correct the lovely Jodi...But that rat-bastard Sharpton has been Race-baiting and hating for a lot longer than 20 yrs...more like 40.

  • 0:42 Paying for Obama's illegal war? what about Bush's illegal war?

  • @hastati88 You have a problem with irony, don't you?

  • thumbs up

  • I would have "liked" this one, but for that last one about PORN - NOT FUNNY! It's a major problem in America - causing families to break apart over divorce, sexual abuse, etc. Please, be a little more discerning next time, okay?

  • @DancinKittehNomNom What is wrong with porn? Would it be better for spouses to go sleep around? As long as it's consentual and all involved are of legal age whats the problem?

    Have fun with porn and try it with your spouse. It can be fun. If you don't like porn then don't look at it. The more you supress something the more people will yearn for it. Yes people yern for porn just as they yern for sex and food.

  • @DancinKittehNomNom

    Um no? Porn takes like 5 minutes a day a doesn't destroy anything. You probably have more time consuming bowel movements.

  • I do not think the last one about porn is funny at all. It is causing a lot of problems in our country, and in our families. It weakens men, lowers women to things, and is a terrible addiction.

  • Every guy i know looks at porn. those liars. Lesbians and naked workout are my favorites :D

  • Of the 65% remaining 5% are telling the truth and the other 60% simply don't admit it. 

  • nailed sharpt0n and the view.

    

  • The other 65% has a girlfriend & has no need for porn.

  • @schooltrashers

    Um, there is not a girl alive that would possibly negate the need for porn. Unless she was "good to go" 24/7 and never left the house.

  • @17R3W

    I haven't met a girl that needed porn, but then again I did make at least one porn video with my ex. But she has the video on her phone. So you have a point.

  • @17R3W

    onservatives simply want the government out of interfering in the market place. Alot of big corporations just like it because they would survive. "Liberal" is nothing but a word used to repackage socialism to fools like you. You think it's all about Government amassing power so they can be on YOUR side, but it's not. Its about amassing power so you have NONE. And you will hand it to them willingly. Conservatism keeps government out of it, so the PEOPLE have the power.

  • Biden is auditioning for Weekend at Bernie's 2

  • Biden wasn't sleeping he died (again)

  • The other 65% decided it was a bad addiction, and gave it up like cigarettes!

    We should boycott GE!

  • i am part of that 35%

  • LMFAO @ 'Obama's illegal wars'!

  • @jbpnw

    It would be funny if it weren't so sad.

    Guess that blows a hole in the theory that Obama is some Liberal pacifist.

  • @17R3W Furthermore... I think he ought to give back that worthless undeserved 'Nobel Peace Prize.'

  • @jbpnw

    Yeah. That was never deserved.

    He basically got that for "not being George W. Bush".

    I wonder if the noble prize committee can take a prize back?

  • @17R3W Yep... they should rename it... the Anti-Bush Prize.

  • @17R3W

    No, it just blows a hole in the theory that liberals are against war, and not just willing to stand against our own troops when a Republican is in office.

  • @pimpdalyrical

    I disagree. I think in spite of all ranting and raving from the MSM, President Obama isn't liberal, and never was.

  • @17R3W

    Well for starters the Main stream media went out of it's way to paint the man as a centrist, despite having the most far left voting record in the Senate.

    How you get that he isn't liberal, just because of a few minor concessions in his far left agenda, just to make his policy fit reality, is beyond me.

    Liberalism is ALL ABOUT letting people ruin themselves and blame others, so that they are dependent on the powerful elite. You just fell for it.

  • @pimpdalyrical

    We'll have to agree to disagree on this one. I just remember hearing "most liberal senator", "more liberal then Ted Kennedy", etc, etc.

    (I found it interesting that the Democrats always manage to pick the most Liberal senator, because Kerry was also the most Liberal Senator at the time)

    And yet (as president) he's further right then President Regean on the issues of : Taxes, Terrorism / Middle east, negotiating without preconditions, amnesty and gay rights.

  • @17R3W

    But you heard that from an honest news sources, not the "mainstream media."

    And Kerry could have been the most liberal senator, since Obama wasn't a US senator until 2005. But I don't remember anyone accusing him of that, just being full of shit.

    Reagan was pro-business, and for increased taxes when it made sense, not thinking earning wealth and employing people should be punished. Being to the right of Reagan's least hawkish policy means nothing. It's not like he defines the right.

  • First, according to FOX they are the #1 cable news network. They are the most MAINSTREAM the of mainstream media. (at least in their minds). So when people say MSM, that includes FNC.

    I googled in "Fox News Kerry most liberal senator" and this is the first video I found:

    /watch?v=lM3oww9Vk-c

    I know it's from the guy who did out foxed, but they did indeed say that Kerry was the most Liberal senator. It is possible that Kerry was the most Liberal in 2004 and Obama the most liberal in 2007.

  • @17R3W

    No, being # 1 doesn't put you in the "Main stream" follwing the same idealogical lines as EVERY OTHER GD NETWORK OUT THERE does. Fox is #1 because they are the exception to the rule, not part of it. People have wanted to hear the other side for a LONG time.

    Maybe the question youshould ask is why the DNC keeps nominating the guy withthe most liberal voting record?

  • @17R3W "It is possible that Kerry was the most Liberal in 2004 and Obama the most liberal in 2007."

    That's the first thing you've got right since posting here. Kerry's record was indeed the most liberal as of the 2004 presidential election. Obama surpassed him just like he surpassed the spending of every other president.

  • @pimpdalyrical

    The Liberals never wanted to go to Iraq and have been screaming for 8 years to get out. The trouble is, as much as the MSM try to package Obama as a Liberal, he's not.

    He's conservative.

  • @17R3W - ROFLMAO

  • @specialks1953 Name one Liberal thing Obama has done since he got in office.

    The only thing I can think of repealing DADT.

  • @17R3W Repealed DADT, went on a worldwide apology tour, shut down gulf coast drilling, attempted to repeal tax cuts, supports Palestinians, socialized health care, took over banks, car companies. Do I need to continue??

  • @17R3W - If you really think ocrapa is conservative, then facts about what ocrapa has done or even his own statements about his beliefs will not make any difference. I won't even waste my time trying to educate you. Sometimes the best effort to educate someone is a waste of time when a person is not capable of understand even the simplest of facts and evidence. Good luck trying to convence people he is conservative. I am betting you have convenced only one person with all your efforts. YOURSELF.

  • @17R3W

    "He's conservative"

    HA HA HA HA HA!!! Okay buddy. You keep thinking the constitution directs government to interfere in private markets, takeover healthcare, buy our own debt, appoint czars, and overstep congress. True conservatism is following the constitution and it's intent.

    The MSM do everything in their power to paint this jackass a moderate, not a liberal. Enjoy La La land.

    PS, those same liberals voted for Iraq, and proposed deposing Saddam before Bush's election.

  • @pimpdalyrical

    taking over healthcare - never happened. What passed for reform was a half assed excuse for change. He made medication slightly cheaper for old people, and let college kids stay are their parents for an extra couple years. The rest of it is all garbage include a law that YOU HAVE TOO buy health insurance. The most pro-corporate anti "people" law I've ever heard of. The MSM (FNC included) promises that at some point in the future this will lead to the public option... hasn't yet.

  • @17R3W

    he made medication cheaper for old people...and put the decision of whether keeping granny alive is worth the potential tax revenue she had over the rest of her life, in the hands of a bunch of bureacrats in washington. And lets not forget the unconstitutional leftist totalitarian act of forcing you to buy something, also included having to buy it from THEIR approved list of buddies. Politicians amassing power to sell to the highest corporate bidder is liberalism, not conservatism.

  • @17R3W If you truly believe The Obamassiah is not a Liberal, I have some excellent oceanfront property in the Nebraska panhandle with your name on it.

  • @JeromeG1956

    The trouble is, there hasn't been a liberal in the white house since Carter. The bar has been set so low, that anyone who isn't President Bush seems Liberal.

    I heard an interview with Dr. Charles Dunn who said Clinton was ran as hard left, but governed as center - left. The guys responsible for NAFTA, CAFTA and dadt is center left? He then said Reagen was center right. The fact is Clinton was center right, Reagen hard right, and Bush Extreme right.

  • @17R3W Bush was not a conservative. Reagan was. America has become such a pussy filled country that a president with a pair of balls is politicly incorrect. If Reagan was here to win in 2012, The whole world would hide under the nearest rock. Except Israel, They dont get fucked by anyone.

  • @ExtremePeppers

    That's just not true. If someone ran on Reagan's policies today they would be viewed as to far to get the nomination of either party. That's why the current president who is to the right of Reagan on is viewed as "extremely left".

    If Obama is right of Reagan, then that would make Reagan a member of the very extreme left.

    The trouble is that the perceived center has moved so far in the past 30 years, that was once center right, is now extremely left wing.

  • @17R3W One question for you..How old were you when Reagan was elected?

  • @ExtremePeppers

    For it's worth I was - 2.

    Doesn't mean he wasn't considered "Center Right" at the time. 

  • @17R3W I was 13. I got to see Russians in long lines just to get a loaf of bread while Reagan out spent them into oblivion in the arms race. I got to see pride and prosperity come back to America after Carter shit on it. I got to see my parents pay less taxes. I got to see the rest of the world look at America as a land of power and security. What do we have now? A bunch of pinko pussies feeding the brain dead masses what they think is better for them. And the dumb assholes eat it up.

  • @ExtremePeppers

    And lets compare those actions to the current President.

    "I got to see my parents pay less taxes." Obama ran on tax cuts, and even continued the Bush tax cuts.

    "Reagan out spent them into oblivion in the arms race" Obama also increased military spending.

    It's pretty much the same policies, but 30 years later, it's seen as Liberal. It's the countries view that have shifted.

  • @17R3W So cutting the military budget 78 Billion dollars is a actual increase? You may want to investigate what John Boehner says about obama's tax increase plans. I sure am glad my taxes I paid this year go to groups like ACORN, Planned Parenthood, and unions. I also bought crack cocaine. Well not really, But the welfare case that squirts out a baby for and extra $1,600 a month sure likes it.

  • @ExtremePeppers

    Thus from Feb 15 - Obama’s $3.7 Trillion Budget Calls for Military Spending Increases and Deep Cuts to Social Service Programs

  • @17R3W Liberals only own defeat when a Republican is in office. They are more than happy then to demoralize troops, attempt to defund their efforts and generally try to undermine the mission however they can. That way the Republican looks bad. However they aren't about to do the same thing when one of their own is in office. Suddenly "illegal", "immoral" wars are justified. Places like Club Gitmo suddenly become a necessary evil.

  • Actually our tax dollars go to paying interest on money printed by the Fed. I know I know...it's just comedy.

    * I like Jodi :)

  • I really like this show, but it seems that they always have to fit in some crude joke, which kills it for me. The last joke was totally unnecessary and wasn't even funny. You do great with the political jokes -- stick to that subject.

  • @NCBKitten

    Actually I find it the exact opposite. The only jokes that actaully make me laugh out loud, are the cultural jokes.

    The rest at best make me crack a smile.

  • Not to say that obama is not responsible for illegal wars... but just remember that bush was the one that got us into the first one of the 21 century so... what i am saying is that they're both Ass holes.

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  • To paraphrase Red Letter Media

    "President Obama is the most disappointing thing since my son". 

  • @xenex23 Agreed, they're both assholes... but one ran his campaign on bashing the other for starting these 'illegal wars'... (whatever the hell that means), but Obama did exactly what he criticized Bush for... Troop surge, the got involved in Libya without congressional approval. Can't say the same about that asshole Bush.

  • @jbpnw

    Great point. And I actually agree with going Libya, but not without Congressional approval.

    Couple weeks ago a fill in host for Thom Hartmann (a liberal even) was bashing the President for doing it.

  • 2:00 lol 

  • Check the others behind him ... LOL he's not alone. I believe most if not all the votes Obama got was from people sleep walking!!

  • @Coolrockndad Somnombulists for Communists!

  • @Coolrockndad---- Remember, Biden's the jackass that said this and wasn't called a racist: "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy, I mean, that's a storybook, man."

    The idiots that voted for Obama were zombies. They voted for him because it made history that he was half-black, not because he was a qualified leader. Liberals are a pretty sick bunch.

  • @Daddygeezee I think they were desparate to win. They put up a black and a woman in the same year, not that there is any problem with either of them, but it seems to me like they were trying to play the race card and the sex card at the same time. I think that the president being black is a sign of progress, but the president being Barack Obama is a sign of idiocy.

  • @LEFT4BASS -My point exactly. I would vote for a black guy, I don't care. If I agree they are a good leader and are true American patriots, I don't care what color they are. But, the ignorant zombies that voted for Obama did so because they thought it'd be "COOL" and because he's a novelty. It's not positive and it's not progress putting a hack in office simply for the color of his skin, as what happened in '08. Especially an apologetic and muslim sypathizing hack.

  • @Coolrockndad people are slow to learn this time they make fun of obama... but soon enough new president will be elected just like him. Instead of voting people should learn to read and talk about politics with people who disagree not only with people who agree. And learn a little about economics...

  • @Coolrockndad Sleep walking? No, They were dead.

  • @ExtremePeppers LOL Yes : )

  • @Coolrockndad Yup,,,and the rest were dead people.

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