Yea the only thing worse than a Kobe apologist is one posting lame rap songs. I literally stopped this shit at the 26 second mark. I'm pretty sure some of that was me not bothering to stop it sooner.
Ha this is funny and i liked it.....Shaq wasnt series when he rapped and congratted kobey himself...and 4 those tht say shaq sucks...plzzzz he is probably the most dominat center behind Russel
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Shaq in his prime was great, but it is true that Kobe has more longevity. (But SGs and Cs; apples and oranges.) Yeah, Kobe can win without Shaq...you have to get Gasol and Bynum (as well as an extremely big front court). Derp.
U know what yall dogin on my comment look wat i said dumbasses kobe hasnt goten out of the first round by himself when he wone his first ones he had shaq now he has pau gasol and andrew bynum u dumb ass fucks read it b4 u go sayin how past couple years shit ok
SHaq will kick your ass, when it's shaq beaking kobe it's ok, because shaq dominated, when it's kobe beaking shaq it's okay because kobe dominates now, when it's some random black guy who just says ask your wife how my ass tastes, it's really stupid because you don't dunk it, you don't get MVP, and your the one watching TV all year long.
@ditchparker as a john wall fan, even I must admit that the last two years, kobe has done it all. Have you seen him in the first round? Ask Kevin Durant how Kobe's ass tasted. Then ask Deron Williams of the Utah Jazz how Kobe's ass tasted. Then ask Steve Nash (who has no rings) how Kobe's ass tasted. Then ask the Orlando Magic, or Boston Celtics how Kobe's ass tasted. Then go find out for yourself, dumbass.
So if this white dog dates and teaches your woman to date and love him then they can control the population...this is why he is pushing abortions all in our neighborhoods and they have the nerve to say they love these hoes. The real problem is these black women hate theirselves and are showing it when they date outside thjeir race. When you have a baby by a white man that baby is white cause it's his SEED!! and 460,000 abortion of black babies in 2009 ALONE!! They killing us!
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Shaq his career is over. Kobe needs to worry about The Lakers & stop thinking about trying to get to Jordan's 6 rings because, teams are changing in the n.b.a. Miami, Chicago, Oklahoma City, Memphis,The Clippers, Washington, Atlanta & all these other teams are stepping up & ready to kick the Lakers ass.
WOW your just fat you dont know how to rap, shaq is a beast and your just jelous. lebron is wayyy better than kobe, kobe is old trash, kobe is gonna be crap by the next 2 or 3 years. he can go cry about NOT being the MVP and just watch lebron rack up the NBA titles
@MrBaseballguy7 wow what a retard lebron cant even win a confrence championship how is he gonna win a title he needs all the help he can get thats why he is wit the heat cuz they aint gonna do shit anyways
king without a ring..holy shit..is that a king?c'mon man..EAT YOUR MOTHA FUCKING HEART OUT...NOW you can take that to the BANK asshole..he can't forget everything..fucker..
everybody can shut the fuck upp kobe is a way better basketball player than shaq so all yall can go suck on shaqs retired balls
kikenator24 4 days ago
this fake kobe burned shaq lol
comedyking1011 1 month ago
lmaoooooooooooo
Zooted4 1 month ago
Like cookies....lmao
misssolar1995 1 month ago
Who's the one being divorced now kobe?
V17GT 2 months ago
but kobe? you never ansered how it taste
MrGladBEASTftw 2 months ago
Lakers r done heat r just startin
TheBigwin3 2 months ago
Lakers are dead. Enter the Miami Heat.
newnagasaki 2 months ago
@newnagasaki wanna bet?
thekobez2417 2 months ago
HA burn
AUS1322 2 months ago
the real Kobe is 50 times better than this lame. im not lying look it up on youtube
ChevyGbody1987 2 months ago
Shaq: This is HorriAwful!!
21SPICY 2 months ago
Shaq: This is terriawful!!
21SPICY 2 months ago
*LIKE COOKIES* lmfao funniest shit ever, just that line right there.
DCashBX 2 months ago
127 people know how shaqs ass tastes
undertak24 3 months ago
Yea the only thing worse than a Kobe apologist is one posting lame rap songs. I literally stopped this shit at the 26 second mark. I'm pretty sure some of that was me not bothering to stop it sooner.
FavreianVengeance 3 months ago
follow me at twiter @c4tharapper thanks
damion129ify 3 months ago
like cookies lmfao
kevin49639 3 months ago
ITS SAM CASSEL!!
KidSavaged 3 months ago
lol, for some reason this shit is funny
thekobez2417 3 months ago
Haha
drerice27 4 months ago
This that nigga from Crossover! The Technician lmao!
MrReman23 4 months ago
wtf did i just watch?????
xfmtycR9 4 months ago
this niggas rap name is gonna be chauncy bullpups
lazyng618 4 months ago
cookies :D
joekhoury17 4 months ago
LIKE COOOOOOOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cinnabonsoftware 4 months ago
SAM CASSELL IS RAPING
BluesWireFTW 5 months ago
ur really cool with ur ugly ass bitches
wassaw7 5 months ago
he raped them after
VashoonMoneyy12 6 months ago
thts topock
pshome20 6 months ago
disgusted. smile. cringe.
6jas61 6 months ago
kill your self
704raphael 6 months ago
Ha this is funny and i liked it.....Shaq wasnt series when he rapped and congratted kobey himself...and 4 those tht say shaq sucks...plzzzz he is probably the most dominat center behind Russel
CelticsPanda 6 months ago
Too bad the woman in this video got raped right after this video was made.
jennaj1773 6 months ago
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na na background
eliasjeter1993 6 months ago
look like et somethin
bryantso 7 months ago
shaq sucks bro stfu
zacht7071 7 months ago
The Alien from 2k11 is back
Ballismalyfe1 7 months ago
YOU AINT GOT NOTHING ON SHAQ
ricardoakabigboii 7 months ago
f you
aaronaxe50 7 months ago
Miama , Orlando , And Even la All 3 Times Sent Yo Sorry Ass Away
weezy03wayne 7 months ago
ask ur wife how my ass taste
MrPunisha08 7 months ago
ugly as hell poor bastard!!!shaq is the best!!!idiot!
Wilife12 8 months ago
fuck 80's this is a 70's rap style ask your wife and creme lol
DW1014 8 months ago
Kobe looks different
...
crosscountry1225 8 months ago
my ass tastes like cupcakes
TheHomerunHitter10 8 months ago
nice raping with lots of good comebacks
istantclassic14 8 months ago
this the video is the shit!!(: lol
TheCameronswagg 8 months ago
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this the video is the shit!!(: lol
TheCameronswagg 8 months ago
Dang I didn't know Dave Chappelle had beef with Shaq
07rightnow 8 months ago
that song go hard
domionteRATAclanMW2 8 months ago
he fucked those to inbreed sisters in a Oneal 32 jersey that night 4 times
Here2Skate 8 months ago
1.Pause the video
2.Play the video
3.Hit 7 reapetedly!!!
4.Then look at woman at Left at the top.
HILARIOUS
PS3GAMERSNATION 8 months ago
and CREAM lol
MrGangstNerd 8 months ago
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
IHC1135 9 months ago
thats not kobe, if that were kobe those white girls would be runnin
melovekoolaid3 9 months ago
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
HawaiianPride96706 9 months ago
nice rap
DerekIsAwesome1494 9 months ago
wait but you dont look like an alien?
MrJohn0224 9 months ago
I love steve Nash
capedweller45 9 months ago
Your black and you can't rap? wtf?! I expect at least a little bit of rhythm but damn, you have none.
liljai626 10 months ago
I wish Lakers would Come back with and Amazeing ComeBack and Beat dallas Some How 3_0 :( But Funny. Rap and gotta Give Props To Mavs
chuckmarks2010 10 months ago
that was wack......but ask yo wife how my ass taste
mztwerkalot 10 months ago
this shit is funny
kobeb365 10 months ago
boooo! dis nigga suck
jamika77 10 months ago
Boo!
reynellie 10 months ago
Hahahahahahha LA BABE!!!!!!!! all the way
ritalover1131 10 months ago
LIKE COOKIEEEEEZ!!!!!!!!!!
jobdobyob 10 months ago
That's cool! Now if only we could get Kobe to do it.
orielonline 10 months ago
LAKERS ALL DAY!!! ;0
SILOMIGAPELE 10 months ago
Shaq in his prime was great, but it is true that Kobe has more longevity. (But SGs and Cs; apples and oranges.) Yeah, Kobe can win without Shaq...you have to get Gasol and Bynum (as well as an extremely big front court). Derp.
mcfarvo 10 months ago
LIKE COOKIESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wastedazhell 11 months ago
U know what yall dogin on my comment look wat i said dumbasses kobe hasnt goten out of the first round by himself when he wone his first ones he had shaq now he has pau gasol and andrew bynum u dumb ass fucks read it b4 u go sayin how past couple years shit ok
ditchparker 11 months ago
SHaq will kick your ass, when it's shaq beaking kobe it's ok, because shaq dominated, when it's kobe beaking shaq it's okay because kobe dominates now, when it's some random black guy who just says ask your wife how my ass tastes, it's really stupid because you don't dunk it, you don't get MVP, and your the one watching TV all year long.
Johonywuzhere 11 months ago
@Johonywuzhere
This is just a joke, you need to chill out. ;/
didayone 10 months ago
@didayone ya but it sucks.
Johonywuzhere 10 months ago
shaq is going to come sit on you...
CountryCover12 11 months ago
LMFAO this guy looks more like chauncy billups
machettman 11 months ago 51
@machettman more like chucky atkins
melo15m5 2 months ago
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Mamonuth 1 year ago
worst rap ever they spray painted a white guy black for this vid cuz all the black people agreed with shaq
bhblack02 1 year ago 13
for your info its supposed to funny
tsobaby95 1 year ago
some parts were wack but i giv u props
lemarisbeast 1 year ago
yeah.! that was awesome.!! fuck u shaq.!
KahyerFernandez 1 year ago
wats funny is kobe cant get past the first round by himself xD
ditchparker 1 year ago
@ditchparker hahahha have u seen kobe play
ugodcream714 1 year ago
@ditchparker as a john wall fan, even I must admit that the last two years, kobe has done it all. Have you seen him in the first round? Ask Kevin Durant how Kobe's ass tasted. Then ask Deron Williams of the Utah Jazz how Kobe's ass tasted. Then ask Steve Nash (who has no rings) how Kobe's ass tasted. Then ask the Orlando Magic, or Boston Celtics how Kobe's ass tasted. Then go find out for yourself, dumbass.
bmoreravenfan 11 months ago
What is with the 40 year old chicks?
AntalisVonLeus 1 year ago
this is hilarious lol
KCalliope 1 year ago
umm, those teams didnt send him away, he wanted to leave. dis guy is a stupid idiot and is anotha dumass on kobes dick
bptsfinest5697 1 year ago
0:59 hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
yonamejoe 1 year ago
I like phoenix and feel bad for nash cuz now he's stuck with your lazy fatass... damn that was awesome
tataraver602 1 year ago
@MrCboy14 and creeeaaaaammmmm!! Lol
TheAlex1339 1 year ago
lol what a waste of time hehe
vmadrid3 1 year ago
KOBE SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSS
jennaj1773 1 year ago
@jennaj1773 yh defo thats why hes m.v.p
f12702 1 year ago
@f12702 He sucks
jennaj1773 1 year ago
@jennaj1773 well if he came into the nba at 17 YEARS OLD then he obvi dosent
f12702 1 year ago
LIKE COOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS.
MrCboy14 1 year ago
Lol, Check out my kobe bryant rap on youtube, Just type in chyung benjamin-the kobe bryant rap
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So if this white dog dates and teaches your woman to date and love him then they can control the population...this is why he is pushing abortions all in our neighborhoods and they have the nerve to say they love these hoes. The real problem is these black women hate theirselves and are showing it when they date outside thjeir race. When you have a baby by a white man that baby is white cause it's his SEED!! and 460,000 abortion of black babies in 2009 ALONE!! They killing us!
shaparnapash 1 year ago
looks like sam cassell
vivilakers 1 year ago
@vivilakers MONDAY NIGHTS 9PM EST AT ISUPK(dot)ORG LIVE!!!!!
We are the Israelite School of UPK and we teach that Blacks Hispanics and Native Americans are the actual descendants of the Hebrew ISraelites that the bible speaks of the same people the LORD took out of Egypt. We encourage you to tune in to hear Commanding General Yahanna break down the truth like never before and confound all lies. Also bring your questions and either type them in or call in to get it revealed.
shaparnapash 1 year ago
@vivilakers i was gonna say he looks more like chucky atkins
PrankCallersInTheBut 1 year ago
What up with the 40 year old strippers.
AntalisVonLeus 1 year ago
2PAC is in DA HAUSE!
TheSaka24 1 year ago
He kind of looks like Sam Cassel
cruz2410 1 year ago
love it
cocoloco89895 1 year ago
was this supposed to be funny...........
ClutchLikeMelo 1 year ago
shaq a fat ass kobes awsome and he DID NOT RAPE ANYONE
19Dk95 1 year ago
this lame thats not funny
MrGbking1 1 year ago
HA!!! Hilarious!!
RickEstrada1 1 year ago
BWAHAHAHAAHA LMFAO ROFLMAO!!!! haha. LIKE COOKIEEES!!
GasChamberInk 1 year ago
wow your a fag. shaqs way better than kobe, not basketball but as a person. kobe is a fucking rapist
THEfriskyxcowboy 1 year ago
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@THEfriskyxcowboy aggreed except Shaq is a better baller in his prime then kobe is.
HotDamnItsAdam 1 year ago
gaaaaaaaaaaay
NBAfuture2 1 year ago
word
Brooklynbv333 1 year ago
BUT YO BIG FAT ASS WAS WATCHING TV!!!!!
dngreen1683 1 year ago 2
TUPAC IS NOT DEAD
leo619ribas 1 year ago 3
lool
mrwheelchairpierce 1 year ago
LIKE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIES SHAQ LIKE COOKIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
EruptedElement 1 year ago 3
like coookies
sahrsolar 1 year ago 3
Whitest black guy ever.
ProfessorSeuss 1 year ago 206
@ProfessorSeuss Carlton has something to say about that
Anime4Life35 1 year ago
@ProfessorSeuss hahahahaha
pimpinshrimpin 1 year ago
@ProfessorSeuss haha the first thing i thought when I saw this!
91Omerde 1 year ago
LAKERS THIS SHIT IS FUNNY
hsckguy 10 months ago
@hsckguy
Shaq his career is over. Kobe needs to worry about The Lakers & stop thinking about trying to get to Jordan's 6 rings because, teams are changing in the n.b.a. Miami, Chicago, Oklahoma City, Memphis,The Clippers, Washington, Atlanta & all these other teams are stepping up & ready to kick the Lakers ass.
The7legacy 9 months ago
@ProfessorSeuss right
bbbrett25 8 months ago
this funny is the shit!!!(: lol
TheCameronswagg 8 months ago
kobe won that shit
phreshboy89 1 year ago 2
lmfao LIKE COOOKIES!
youngsalvador17 1 year ago 68
kobe raps better! lol!
fliprocks 1 year ago 4
Nice pay bak
KillDenmark 1 year ago 3
Damn the chicks are ugly and ur as gay as any laker fan lolz
jzz199 1 year ago
Tell yr wife how my ass taste lmao...
kizzlehemp 1 year ago 2
WOW your just fat you dont know how to rap, shaq is a beast and your just jelous. lebron is wayyy better than kobe, kobe is old trash, kobe is gonna be crap by the next 2 or 3 years. he can go cry about NOT being the MVP and just watch lebron rack up the NBA titles
MrBaseballguy7 1 year ago
@MrBaseballguy7 wow what a retard lebron cant even win a confrence championship how is he gonna win a title he needs all the help he can get thats why he is wit the heat cuz they aint gonna do shit anyways
l3ftforded 1 year ago
MVP records lmao
TheFeb51994 1 year ago
hahahahaha thats awesome!!!!!!!
rejecter1 1 year ago
Ahahahaha....Goofy Lookin' Ass Nigga But That Shit Was Funny As Hell...
CaveKanem 1 year ago
the two weird girls ruined it
karawutter 1 year ago 2
I wish my ass tasted like cookies...
chaunceybilIups 1 year ago
phoenix, miami, orlando, LA all 4 teams sent your sorry ass away.Guess what, now i got 5 rings and your fatass didnt even get one for the king.
elmo1846 1 year ago
Hahah i wonder what shaq thinks of this!
alan1sauceda 1 year ago
That's not right be cause shaquille is in calafornia and shaq is my cousin so who ever made this video how about u ask ur husband how my ass taste
dragonmca123 1 year ago
LIKE COOKIES
fluffybunnytacos 1 year ago
lol like cookies!
xifo0lix 1 year ago
peep the NEW KOBE REMIX thats gettin crazy buzz right now...just type in Kobe remix by Dialysus
dialysus 1 year ago
king without a ring..holy shit..is that a king?c'mon man..EAT YOUR MOTHA FUCKING HEART OUT...NOW you can take that to the BANK asshole..he can't forget everything..fucker..
bonzaiyee 1 year ago
this shit is funny
d0peboyfresh251 1 year ago
You sound like a white boy. LOL!
Kobe owns! Kobe can win without Shaq. LOL!
19Slim68 1 year ago
Make newier Video for 2010 LAKERS back to back KOBE MVP!!!
ballerchosen1 1 year ago
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ballerchosen1 1 year ago
yeahhhhh thats wats up
MrShaneomac1 1 year ago
look like nick van exel
DJPoke2 1 year ago
bitchnigga
MrWestcoastcpt 1 year ago
first time i saw this i didnt know how kobe bryant looked like so i thought that was him (was suprised)
TheNBAkevingarnett 1 year ago
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! lmao!
wivese86 1 year ago
good one
LinkinParkGo1 1 year ago
hahahaha funny!
LinkinParkGo1 1 year ago
LMAO THIS IS RAFER ALSTON!
oddfigure 1 year ago 2
its 2008 not 1999
ItsMe1330 1 year ago
Get Recked
JonathaN73192 1 year ago
omg i was laughing through the whole thing kobe pwn!!
pimster09 1 year ago
This is awesome!!!
sgtthai 1 year ago
Hahahahahahahahaha
VegitoBlitz24 1 year ago
that was... retarded and not funny
TheZombieJC 1 year ago
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that was the best video ever
mike9780 1 year ago
he does
otisahmed 1 year ago
kobe nigga tell me how my ass tastes
we need the answer
realmann777 1 year ago
lolol!! ....sooooo funny
cmossify 1 year ago
hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
emoneyizhereson 1 year ago
lol..'YO SHAQ,ASK YO WIFE HO MY ASS TASTE!!!
nyema2008 1 year ago
@nyema2008 LIKE COOKIES!!!
liky96 1 year ago 3
LIKE COOKIES!!??
LupeKobe 1 year ago 2
@LupeKobe lol