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  • everybody can shut the fuck upp kobe is a way better basketball player than shaq so all yall can go suck on shaqs retired balls

  • this fake kobe burned shaq lol

  • lmaoooooooooooo

  • Like cookies....lmao

  • Who's the one being divorced now kobe?

  • but kobe? you never ansered how it taste

  • Lakers r done heat r just startin

  • Lakers are dead. Enter the Miami Heat.

  • @newnagasaki wanna bet?

  • HA burn

  • the real Kobe is 50 times better than this lame. im not lying look it up on youtube

  • Shaq: This is HorriAwful!!

  • Shaq:  This is terriawful!!

  • *LIKE COOKIES* lmfao funniest shit ever, just that line right there.

  • 127 people know how shaqs ass tastes

  • Yea the only thing worse than a Kobe apologist is one posting lame rap songs. I literally stopped this shit at the 26 second mark. I'm pretty sure some of that was me not bothering to stop it sooner.

  • follow me at twiter @c4tharapper thanks

  • like cookies lmfao

    

  • ITS SAM CASSEL!!

  • lol, for some reason this shit is funny

  • Haha

  • This that nigga from Crossover! The Technician lmao!

  • wtf did i just watch?????

  • this niggas rap name is gonna be chauncy bullpups

  • cookies :D

  • LIKE COOOOOOOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SAM CASSELL IS RAPING

  • ur really cool with ur ugly ass bitches

  • he raped them after

  • thts topock

    

  • disgusted. smile. cringe.

  • kill your self

    

  • Ha this is funny and i liked it.....Shaq wasnt series when he rapped and congratted kobey himself...and 4 those tht say shaq sucks...plzzzz he is probably the most dominat center behind Russel

  • Too bad the woman in this video got raped right after this video was made.

  • Na Na Na Na Na Na Na na background

  • look like et somethin

  • shaq sucks bro stfu

  • The Alien from 2k11 is back

  • YOU AINT GOT NOTHING ON SHAQ

  • f you

  • Miama , Orlando , And Even la All 3 Times Sent Yo Sorry Ass Away

  • ask ur wife how my ass taste

    

  • ugly as hell poor bastard!!!shaq is the best!!!idiot!

  • fuck 80's this is a 70's rap style ask your wife and creme lol

  • Kobe looks different

    ...

  • my ass tastes like cupcakes

  • nice raping with lots of good comebacks

  • this the video is the shit!!(: lol

  • Dang I didn't know Dave Chappelle had beef with Shaq

  • that song go hard

  • he fucked those to inbreed sisters in a Oneal 32 jersey that night 4 times

  • 1.Pause the video

    2.Play the video

    3.Hit 7 reapetedly!!!

    4.Then look at woman at Left at the top.

    HILARIOUS

  • and CREAM lol

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

  • thats not kobe, if that were kobe those white girls would be runnin

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

  • nice rap

  • wait but you dont look like an alien?

  • I love steve Nash

  • Your black and you can't rap? wtf?! I expect at least a little bit of rhythm but damn, you have none.

  • I wish Lakers would Come back with and Amazeing ComeBack and Beat dallas Some How 3_0 :( But Funny. Rap and gotta Give Props To Mavs

  • that was wack......but ask yo wife how my ass taste

  • this shit is funny

  • boooo! dis nigga suck

  • Boo!

  • Hahahahahahha LA BABE!!!!!!!! all the way

  • LIKE COOKIEEEEEZ!!!!!!!!!!

  • That's cool! Now if only we could get Kobe to do it.

  • LAKERS ALL DAY!!! ;0

  • Shaq in his prime was great, but it is true that Kobe has more longevity. (But SGs and Cs; apples and oranges.) Yeah, Kobe can win without Shaq...you have to get Gasol and Bynum (as well as an extremely big front court). Derp.

  • LIKE COOKIESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

  • U know what yall dogin on my comment look wat i said dumbasses kobe hasnt goten out of the first round by himself when he wone his first ones he had shaq now he has pau gasol and andrew bynum u dumb ass fucks read it b4 u go sayin how past couple years shit ok

  • SHaq will kick your ass, when it's shaq beaking kobe it's ok, because shaq dominated, when it's kobe beaking shaq it's okay because kobe dominates now, when it's some random black guy who just says ask your wife how my ass tastes, it's really stupid because you don't dunk it, you don't get MVP, and your the one watching TV all year long.

  • @Johonywuzhere

    This is just a joke, you need to chill out. ;/

  • @didayone ya but it sucks.

  • shaq is going to come sit on you...

  • LMFAO this guy looks more like chauncy billups

  • @machettman more like chucky atkins

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  • worst rap ever they spray painted a white guy black for this vid cuz all the black people agreed with shaq

  • for your info its supposed to funny

  • some parts were wack but  i giv u props

  • yeah.! that was awesome.!! fuck u shaq.!

  • wats funny is kobe cant get past the first round by himself xD

  • @ditchparker hahahha have u seen kobe play

  • @ditchparker as a john wall fan, even I must admit that the last two years, kobe has done it all. Have you seen him in the first round? Ask Kevin Durant how Kobe's ass tasted. Then ask Deron Williams of the Utah Jazz how Kobe's ass tasted. Then ask Steve Nash (who has no rings) how Kobe's ass tasted. Then ask the Orlando Magic, or Boston Celtics how Kobe's ass tasted. Then go find out for yourself, dumbass.

  • What is with the 40 year old chicks?

  • this is hilarious lol

  • umm, those teams didnt send him away, he wanted to leave. dis guy is a stupid idiot and is anotha dumass on kobes dick

  • 0:59 hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

  • I like phoenix and feel bad for nash cuz now he's stuck with your lazy fatass... damn that was awesome

  • @MrCboy14 and creeeaaaaammmmm!! Lol

  • lol what a waste of time hehe

  • KOBE SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @jennaj1773 yh defo thats why hes m.v.p

  • @f12702 He sucks

  • @jennaj1773 well if he came into the nba at 17 YEARS OLD then he obvi dosent

  • LIKE COOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKIIIIIEEE­EEEEEEEESSSSSSS.

  • Lol, Check out my kobe bryant rap on youtube, Just type in chyung benjamin-the kobe bryant rap

  • looks like sam cassell

  • @vivilakers MONDAY NIGHTS 9PM EST AT ISUPK(dot)ORG LIVE!!!!!

    We are the Israelite School of UPK and we teach that Blacks Hispanics and Native Americans are the actual descendants of the Hebrew ISraelites that the bible speaks of the same people the LORD took out of Egypt. We encourage you to tune in to hear Commanding General Yahanna break down the truth like never before and confound all lies. Also bring your questions and either type them in or call in to get it revealed.

  • @vivilakers i was gonna say he looks more like chucky atkins

  • What up with the 40 year old strippers.

  • 2PAC is in DA HAUSE!

  • He kind of looks like Sam Cassel

  • love it

  • was this supposed to be funny...........

  • shaq a fat ass kobes awsome and he DID NOT RAPE ANYONE

  • this lame thats not funny

  • HA!!! Hilarious!!

  • BWAHAHAHAAHA LMFAO ROFLMAO!!!! haha. LIKE COOKIEEES!!

  • wow your a fag. shaqs way better than kobe, not basketball but as a person. kobe is a fucking rapist

  • gaaaaaaaaaaay

  • word

  • BUT YO BIG FAT ASS WAS WATCHING TV!!!!!

  • TUPAC IS NOT DEAD

  • lool

  • LIKE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIES SHAQ LIKE COOKIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSS!

  • like coookies

  • Whitest black guy ever.

  • @ProfessorSeuss Carlton has something to say about that

  • @ProfessorSeuss hahahahaha

  • @ProfessorSeuss haha the first thing i thought when I saw this!

  • LAKERS THIS SHIT IS FUNNY

  • @hsckguy

    Shaq his career is over. Kobe needs to worry about The Lakers & stop thinking about trying to get to Jordan's 6 rings because, teams are changing in the n.b.a. Miami, Chicago, Oklahoma City, Memphis,The Clippers, Washington, Atlanta & all these other teams are stepping up & ready to kick the Lakers ass.

  • @ProfessorSeuss right

  • this funny is the shit!!!(: lol

  • kobe won that shit

  • lmfao LIKE COOOKIES!

  • kobe raps better! lol!

  • Nice pay bak

  • Damn the chicks are ugly and ur as gay as any laker fan lolz

  • Tell yr wife how my ass taste lmao...

  • WOW your just fat you dont know how to rap, shaq is a beast and your just jelous. lebron is wayyy better than kobe, kobe is old trash, kobe is gonna be crap by the next 2 or 3 years. he can go cry about NOT being the MVP and just watch lebron rack up the NBA titles

  • @MrBaseballguy7 wow what a retard lebron cant even win a confrence championship how is he gonna win a title he needs all the help he can get thats why he is wit the heat cuz they aint gonna do shit anyways

  • MVP records lmao

  • hahahahaha thats awesome!!!!!!!

  • Ahahahaha....Goofy Lookin' Ass Nigga But That Shit Was Funny As Hell...

  • the two weird girls ruined it

  • I wish my ass tasted like cookies...

  • phoenix, miami, orlando, LA all 4 teams sent your sorry ass away.Guess what, now i got 5 rings and your fatass didnt even get one for the king.

  • Hahah i wonder what shaq thinks of this!

  • That's not right be cause shaquille is in calafornia and shaq is my cousin so who ever made this video how about u ask ur husband how my ass taste

  • LIKE COOKIES

  • lol like cookies!

  • peep the NEW KOBE REMIX thats gettin crazy buzz right now...just type in Kobe remix by Dialysus

  • king without a ring..holy shit..is that a king?c'mon man..EAT YOUR MOTHA FUCKING HEART OUT...NOW you can take that to the BANK asshole..he can't forget everything..fucker..

  • this shit is funny

  • You sound like a white boy. LOL!

    Kobe owns! Kobe can win without Shaq. LOL!

  • Make newier Video for 2010 LAKERS back to back KOBE MVP!!!

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  • yeahhhhh thats wats up

  • look like nick van exel

  • bitchnigga

    

  • first time i saw this i didnt know how kobe bryant looked like so i thought that was him (was suprised)

  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! lmao!

  • good one

  • hahahaha  funny!

  • LMAO THIS IS RAFER ALSTON!

  • its 2008 not 1999

  • Get Recked

  • omg i was laughing through the whole thing kobe pwn!!

  • This is awesome!!!

  • Hahahahahahahahaha

  • that was... retarded and not funny

  • he does

  • kobe nigga tell me how my ass tastes

    we need the answer

  • lolol!! ....sooooo funny

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  • lol..'YO SHAQ,ASK YO WIFE HO MY ASS TASTE!!!

  • @nyema2008 LIKE COOKIES!!!

  • LIKE COOKIES!!??

  • @LupeKobe lol