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  • ur so cute

  • i think your really cute.. ;-)

  • hi there , apologize for nothing , saying your life is so boring and such , dont worry about what others thing, cept for tose you wish to respond to , keep up and BE HAPPY k the Vlogging

  • I agree with @crybabybutch22

  • You look fantastic no matter how put together you are!!! BEAUTIFUL

  • Your shtick could be linking to your favorite music videos.

  • haha awesome video

  • AAahh, i know my homework is kinda late but i had to feed the cats. Anyway you want a shtick, a gimmick to make you be popular on yt. i have one idea that would probably get me blocked, you banned (if you did it), & i'd probably unsubscribe if you did, so skip that. How about you be an attractive woman, even without makeup, who speaks with common sense & passion about whatever concerns her? I'd subscribe to that,. Wait a minute i already did! How much does this count towards The final grade?

  • Are you sure you don't want my first idea? It'll boost your popularity temporarily. never mind just be yourself you'll end up with more loyal fans.

  • I'm right there with you on the homework/doing stuff thing. I am doing my NVQ and everytime I get homework I tell myself that I will do it when I get it and not the day before...it's a work in progress. Lol

  • I hate it when people apologize for not blogging.

  • We're not neglected...

    It's not your duty to entertain,

    it's our privilege to be entertained when you have time.

    Good luck!!

  • If you are from Florida and wanna pull for a college team at least wear a Gators sweatshirt, lol RTR

  • @BamaTony73

    the gators are finished now that Saint Tebow is gone. don't get me wrong, i like the Gators, but without Tebow and unless Urban Meyer returns to the sidelines next season, they're as good as done.

    i think the U is gonna be a much better team than UF next season. also, congrats on your national championship, a victory over nobody in particular without Texas at their best. you won that game because McCoy got fucked up.

  • @Taz86 Appreciate it!! It's good to be back on top again after damn 17 years lol 2009/2010 BCS National Champs. Texas #1 rush defense in the country, really? lol Mark Ingram & Trent Richardson eat those boys up for yards all night long.. ROLL TIDE ROLL!

  • @BamaTony73

    i have no problem saying that if McCoy hadn't gotten hurt, Texas would've won that game.

  • They couldn't have honestly! We're not in the top 5 in the country defending the pass for nothing. Colt would have possibly done worse believe it or not.. Always next year, but this year was our's to shine! ROLL TIDE ROLL!

  • so very hot

  • I will take you any way bum, no bum, makeup , no makeup! lol ;-)

  • No "sweat" chica.

    ;)

    hugz,

    Michele

  • homecoming is over. so at the end of the school year, go to prom with me. please?

  • I can make you straight if you just let me

  • drop your G String 1 cents yours drop then twice ill doubal your price???...

  • dam if u get the job (which i hope u do) your gonna be one hot teacher. Don't be surprised if u get hit on

  • can't you just vlog about your tits or something?

  • i just realized what i was missing here on yt and why it has been such a boring senseless place in the past months for me...because i haven't seen you for such a long time!

    you are soo wonderful to look at and listen to...it makes my heart cheer!!!

    and tht's why i can't tell you what to do because everything you do is amazing to me...

  • Miami hell yeah and i think that every one from Miami has a Miami sweet shirt i know i do lol

  • for all those that are harassing you for a vlog, they can watch my vlogs. oh and sweats are hot. when my wife wears them, they don't stay on too long...

  • oh girl if you don't do singing or acting you DANCE!!!!!

  • start a interactive sock puppet show. Your beutiful though , I think that may be what you bring to these vlogs

  • lern 2 spill

  • Now, seriously: How many men here want to see her boobs?

    *raises hand*

  • You're thing is being sarcastic, and people love that sort of thing as do I. Ranting is always good too.

  • If this is you looking bad...I dont want to see you looking good.

  • Youtube crush!! You can't be my youtube crush anymore coz I have my first ever girlfriend :) :)

  • wear the same thing in every video! not everything, but the same shirt or a beanie or something! hah

  • Had no clue you had a vlog on afterellen! lol now i gotta go check those out.

  • Ok....no singing, dancing or acting...so just more of same. How about just coming up with rants. Draft out some major points and just shoot the shit. Kinda like what sxephil does but just a lot more sarcastic as the screen name goes :P CHEERS!

  • We do not ask for brilliance we simply ask for you.

    We love you the way you are.

    Love the procrastination....nothing better to bring on youtube videos. :)

  • Procrastinators unite!

  • It's hard to live sometimes.

  • How about making fun of the people who deserve to be made fun of? =)

  • great to see you here! =) SmileyD

  • You should put your opinion or critique on things that are going on in your life or in the world i guess haha

    i think that would be hilarious cause your personality!

  • My advice is, try advice. If you need any advice, just twitter me. I'm e-famous you know. ;)

  • I am late but...mikma was here

  • just tell us what you did the day you make ur vlog we love you ur great

  • see but...i work better under pressure! so i'm guessing you do that too? yeah? no?

  • ohh I P_R_O_C_R_A_S_T_I_N_A_T_E all the time! :s

  • You're so cute ^^

    and I'm following you on Twitter :D

  • How about interviews with some of the most interesting and off the wall people you know?

  • whoo macbook in the back! despite the sweats and not much make up, its okay! you're still cute :D

  • Boo on the Miami sweats although we were your bitch last week.

  • Since you are already wearing the sweats..... Do some exercise while you talk (like yoga) and you can pretend to be Rocky and jog around, run up stairs while showing us the city.

  • thanks for thinkin bout us

  • since ur in ny u should try to teach a class at queens college...yeah its a pain in the bitch to travel to queens, but hey id so take ur class!

  • You are a cutie! Don't feel bad about wearing sweats.

    You would look wonderful even in a paper bag.

  • LMAO... i'm so like that.... i do things the very last second.... x3 *hasn't done her hw due tomorrow* xD *hasn't checked youtube in months* so i'm not mad... xD buahahahaha! o.O ummm yo thing... is... xD you don't need nothin' fool! your thing is just you and that how you do xD ^^v
  • I don't know why people complain... haha they should be happy with the vids you give us... taking time out of your day is so nice of you.. and you are amazing.. yeahh that's it.. haha

    : ]

    <3

  • on the contrary you look down right smexi in those sweats. there's nothing more beautiful than a comfortable women.

  • I wanted to hear more about the vloggers you like to watch, and why. Doesn't have to be dedicated to the whole video.. Drop some names! Might be a good place to start!

    Other than that, I agree with many people in your comments that you don't need anything, besides your own personal reasons to vlog. But I get what your saying how it feels easier when you've got a pattern.

  • michelle you don't need a "thing" for your videos. just be you!

    btw, i love the dressed down you, you look great either way. =]

  • You always look beautiful to me dear.

  • You don't sing, dance or act, but you TALK! Which should make you a good lecturer and likely a good teacher.

    You have the jewish girl next door charm, and the energy to make your vids hold our attention.

    And your're still hot in sweats--and don't need makeup.

    So there!

  • ;)

    always worthy

  • ur super hot

  • hell Michelle!

    thats amazing! but i am last minute person to. i left my coursework til tonight and my tutor if visiting tommorrow. what age and what exactly do you teach to people about social media?

    you have your whole life to do tons of careers.

    Naked Vlogs!

  • heyy michelle, did you ever think of making like a lesson about youtube r sumthing to make u look more professional, as well as adding ppl for twitter? (i followed u btw! :)

  • u need me :) haha seriously good luck with the job interview. Im going into the teaching field myself. Goood luck!

  • "everyone's on youtube to make them feel good about themselves" Lmao haahaa

  • Nice sweatshirt. Go Canes

  • PROCRASTINATOR - that's why you're on here :P you're procrastinating... go do the syllabus!

  • I wait to the last minute when it comes to school to.

  • Thing to do in vlogs:

    Sarcastic Rants?

  • wait. shes a lesbian?

    did she say that in the video?

  • Yep, I am. Didn't say it in the video, cause it wasn't about me being gay - it was just a general update :)

  • i didnt mean to be mean. im sorry.

  • I know, no hurt feelings! Just was letting you know you were right, I didn't mention it in my video...cause well - I'm more than just a giant homo...lol

  • im 12

  • Ah, got it. Well being 12 I'm sure you haven't had the chance to meet a lot of new and different people outside of school. I kinda thought a lot of things were yuck and ew when I was 12 too (even gay people). So no hard feelings. Just try to be a bit openminded, just because it's not what you're used to - doesn't mean it's wrong or ew. People are still people, no matter what race religion or sexuality they are :)

  • I am in fact a lesbian, and while that can be "ew" - I'm a firm believer that not knowing grammar at 27 is kinda "ew" too - so looks like we are even :)

  • <3.

  • Your the hawt lesbian New Yorker... Just be yourself your amazing!!!

  • Michelle, you're "brilliant" just as you are! Love seeing you again. You're very entertaining talking about nothing. Hmmm...a show about about people doing nothing...(didn't Seinfeld do that already).

    Why don't you do a point / counterpoint "debate" ...by yourself?

  • Michelle, you already had a 'thing' it's your personality. the sarcastic slightly bitchy new yorker. just accept it. its why we love you

  • My inner child, who is a jerk and a pervert, wants to see you make-out with other girls....

    Ok, now that I got that off my chest, I think you should pick a music instrument and start learning, and them every time you post a video you show us how much you've improved.

  • HAHAHA - my inner child wants that too!!!

  • because your name is anything sarcastic you could pick the most sarcastic comments

  • I want to make worthy vlogs for my subs too, so I'm doing a kitten-video ATM, unbeatable!!!!!

    Cheers

  • We do our best work under pressure. Well, I do my only work under pressure.

    Your bummy vlogs are still better than most people's put-together vlogs.

  • Become the crazy cat person and show footage of your kitties in every video!

  • woohoo UM!!! go go go!!

  • Yay video :D Happy Random!! Umm, I dunno what you could do. Just.. uh.. learn to juggle! Thats good :D (Thats a joke >_>)

    ~Random

  • I thought your thing was complaining about the gay community and not getting enough coverage... that wasn't it?

  • you should have a Gaydar Police Show. ish thing.

    and you could call out closet gays in the media/world.

    yes. do it.

  • That is quite a stack of books for someone who doesn't read. :)

    You could do reviews. Review things you think are awesome, and interview people you think are awesome. Like Laptop Magazine and your friend Joanna Stern. And by "reviews" I mean just a focused vlog. Obviously they would not be dry because you are not dry. :)

  • 'Canes!

  • You might as well just give up on this channel, all of your current ones are just you apologizing for not putting any up on this channel.

  • You have to talk about the highlights of your day :)

  • Hahaha great vlog.

    You could just sit there and being awsome!

    Moar from the funniest/hottest vlogger on youtube!!!

  • not sad. Sexy. Tres sexy.

    I always leave stuff till the last moment. Like finishing a paper during a break in class the same day it's due. Yeah I'm that awesome.

    Maybe you should learn how to do different braids and do tutorials on braids?

    hahahah

    <3

  • you don't need a gimmick... you've gotten this "far" with just doing what you do - so obviously we like it :)

  • You should look into the library schools (library and information science programs) in the New York City area for social media/"informatics" courses - they offer one in my program but I'm up in Boston. There are several of these programs in your area though, Pratt, LIU, St. John's are a few. Good luck!

  • Aw, you came back to get berated by one of your favorite subscribers, so adorable! I must apologize myself, I haven't been around in awhile to provide random insights and witty jabs at whatever your video subject was. So, WE'RE EVEN GOT IT, YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS BACK ON HERE!!! Until next time, good luck with life stuff

  • Review movies that you hate - should work with your sarcasm. ;)

  • haha, that could be interresting

  • You're a natural., You just need to be you. Who needs gimmicks? :)

  • You yourself are brilliant and worthy as it is.

    As for a gimmick, I subscribed because I enjoy the way you talk about things, so I guess a rant/objective discussion or something?

  • LOL

    Wait - you can't regularly update your YT account but you want to teach an SM class?

    Oh, I get it, you're being Sarcastic!

    Sarcastic is your Schtick.

    That and your left eyebrow...

    :D

  • "fuckin fabulous" could be your thing

  • well i got a idea that could work but youd have to get your hands on some baby panda s lots of lube and it might get you into some trouble

  • i lol in this video so much ol

  • ol ^^ lol me too ololol

  • Be an art promoter! Or show art that you like/love??..??

  • Still hot.

    As for what you should do in the video...um, charades! Act something out and then we have to guess and next video you tell us the answer. This way we continue to support (not that we wouldn't) but it would help vlog on this channel more, even for a short minute or two every week. Just a thought (a horrible one at that).

  • Vlogging is really hard and you're clearly good at it. I rarely put up videos but love when I have a really good idea for something. You're doing a great thing Michelle. Keep rocking you.

  • Just be you, that is the best. I love you just vlogging about you!!

  • I love your vlogs about nothing. I wouldn't change anything.

  • i hear that making fun of people is the new thing. look at perez hilton! he made it HUGE just being a trash talker. you should start some shit with ijustine or davedays. i think you could make it big being being a first class bitch.

  • Michelle, you're gorgeous with or without makeup, with or without sweatshirt. (you know what I mean).

    And just vlog about whatever you want, like always, and we'll love it. I was entertained throughout this entire video. Maybe you should just do vlogs where you come up with ideas on what to vlog about, but then never actually vlog about them..,.

  • Well i thought since you love Youtube Twitter and Facebook why you dont talk about them in a video blog i mean whats up with them what is new and what celebrit are using it so that is what i thought .

    Although you dont have to have a Big TOPIC or something to talk about Its just so good to see you every week

  • I vlog everyday. :P

    And you have never looked bad. :)

    But cut yourself some slack, you just moved.

  • Sweatshirts beg to be cuddled with. ;-)

    You're hott no matter what sexy woman!!!

  • I understand/support keeping your GF private, hahaha. I just have to know, do you tell her that there are all these people on the internet who are dying to get a glimpse of her? That's gotta be a weird feeling! What does she think of that?

  • i don't care what you wear! you're amazing!

  • I'd do my homework for you, (that you assigned me) but I'm a procrastinator too... XD

  • At the begging of the video i was like Shit I should just unsub but then you talk about yourself and your really just an intresting person so I stay subed for another day(:

  • I think your little thing you do in you vlogs should be . . . Okay you could just dress up in a random costume every time you vlog and then go outside and tell us something interesting about the grass.

  • I think you're forgetting that most of us would just watch you stare at the camera for 3 mins, that's how entertaining you are, no predetermined subjects are necessary.

    You look gorgeous just to let you know, you're one of those women that little or no makeup is necessary so don't worry about getting dressed up.

    How about just talking about some borderline interesting things that happened to you in the past? Like telling stories basically. I bet we'd all find that interesting. (not sarcasm)

  • It's OK Michelle! Take it easy! Don't let the pressure get to you. I think the idea of you teaching a class about social media would be awesome. The syllabus should be pretty easy. Focus on the types of social media, a history, how it is used currently, how it might be in the future? Stuff like that!

  • you don't need any gimmicks. you just need to be yourself. I can't believe you haven't figured that out yet.

  • Procrastinators UNITE! eh....tomorrow. Did I say tomorrow? I meant the day after. Maybe.

  • hahhaa(:

  • Brilliant people often wait until the last minute. At least that's what I keep telling myself.

  • hahahaha(:

  • It's alright Michelle.. we all still love you very much!!!

    That's great that you have an opportunity to teach, I wouldn't mind having you be my teacher.lol.

    About your vlogs, maybe you could incorporate some of the social media stuff in your vlogs, like, make a vid explaining to people how to make a YT page, or twitter pg, etc.

    take care Michelle!!

    have an awesome rest of ur weekend!

    :)

  • Procrastinators untie!

    ......Tomorrow.

  • I believe that you don't need a gimmick because it would just dilute your videos. I enjoy watching what you have to say, and if it means that you can only make a video every few weeks then that's fine.

    You say that you can't do music or skits, so it seems contradictory to bring up people who specifically do those things, and then use them to come to the conclusion that you need a gimmick.

    Ultimately, I think you are underestimating yourself. We love you just the way you are. =)

  • oh i'm such pacrstinor utube and facebook are my favortite ways to waste time.on another note ,where does michelle like to eat in such a great foodie city ,where is the best place to get dessert there

  • Dont forget where you come from... we made you! hahaha... seriously tho, look at meeka shes nearly at 50k you could be massive too... So dont forget us... Oh and you look good without makeup. As for something to do in vids... how about a topic section in the vids. Stuff viewed thru your eyes. We can suggest topics as well. Call it like my sarcastic world or sarcastic in motion or something.

  • did you go to the University of Miami?

  • I like your book stack.

  • Honey you don't need fancy close and makeup to look good, your naturally hot.

  • Sorry to disagree but you look Hawt, even in sweats :-)

    You could occasionally do shoutout videos and tell us about all the wonderful people that we haven't discovered yet.

    There must be some injustices out there just waiting for one of your fabulous rants.

    Good luck with the teaching job!!!

  • you look great! you should go live more on blogtv cause being able to interact with you is fun! you already have a gimmick being sarcastic and funny, hahaa, and i always do my homework in homeroom or right before the class, lol.

  • I'm glad your friends were bugging you, it's nice to see you on here looking like a sexy bum:-P.

  • Good luck with that job!!!! :O)

  • congratulations

    that's really huge\great!

    you can screw the syllabus

    once you're tenured

    shtick?

    i've got more than i want to acknowledge,

    trying to get rid of em

    think you're doing alright

  • There is no need to apologize, vlog whenever you feel like it.

  • sexy sweats Michelle. You know, we like you despite you being busy. Just... update us on whatever :-P

  • i subbed cuz i dig your fabulous, hilarious rants!

  • procrastination... samee here

  • Michelle! I absolutely love you to pieces!! Honestly, I could watch your videos forever and ever as they are now, but if you feel you need a change of pace, I would recommend an "anything sarcastic" segment, in which you could totally make fun of a trending topic in society. I think it would be really fun for you to do and to see.

    Take care, sweetheart! You're fabulous!

  • sock pupets

  • Since you wanna do couseling, you could ask people to ask for your advice in the comments or by email.

  • Talk about wants important to you and maybe current world events that you're interested in. Just an idea.

  • HAHAH "Both are really really bad" I love how you admit to that with ZERO hesitation.

    I'll have to think about vlog "themes" for you, but there are far more creative people on here then me.

  • You should juggle while doing the videos ;o)

  • Here's a idea for your "Shtick" or "Gimmick" - Pimp your favorite people. Show clips of your favorite YouTubers or your new discoveries and encourage your viewers to become their viewers.

    And yes, I too am a horrible procrastinator... and it does make teaching (or preparing to teach) a little harder.

  • Go the seinfeld route IE blog about NOTHING. Its what I would do if I weren't as self conscious, and didn't have a girlfriend who distracts me with cleavage at any and all opportunities.

  • Hey pretty lady, it's so great to see you again!

    I think you could advise us on certain thing you like a majority of people like. e.g. reading, films, makeup, dates, relationships and so on...

    Much love

    xxx

  • Your thing most definitely is your charisma, that vibe you have. + That sir Rubert thing you did previously was awesome, you're a bard :-) Maybe you should do something with your storyline like Send rubert though a time machine or something and have him deal with daily gay related issues.

  • It would rock to see you do the cat's craddle in your videos and it will strengthen your fingers.

  • I was wondering where you went. it's good to have you back.

  • pshhh sweats are hot.

  • Just speak , share what you think about whatever. Seriously, I'm sure you could make a video about anything and still bring a new point of view to that thing! You have a way to express yourself... so funny, and cool. You seem to be just you, and that's pretty much rare these days. So keep on doing that! Ans you should also be doing the things you have to do .. Teaching people how to twitter could be an awesome opportunity. :) Godd luck with everything :)

    Stephy.

  • OK! I apologize for harassing you to do a video...NOT really, haha. But don't hate... we just want to see you :)

    Make a living with whatever you want, if it's being a teacher, it would be AWESOME! (six of the twelve of us, are teachers) that skills would help you as a social worker if you become one.

    DO your homework girl! LOL

    My homework: you don't need nothing to do in your vlogs, JUST BE YOU, I think that's 'your thing'... You and your random thoughts.. I don't care :) xoxo

    LIZ S.

  • since you're into technology, you should

    do reviews on products....or talk about

    stuff you read in those magazines you

    keep in your restroom ;)

    I'd be interested!!

    <3 VogUe

  • screw gimmicks and make-up - we subscribed to a person, not a show. Just blather on about your thoughts and what you are up to and we will be delighted as always. really...!

  • listen to this person ^

  • totally agree, what you do now is awesome, we just need more of it.

  • More of it! haha - got it!

  • Teach us the things you would teach your students...?

    But not in a boring school way.

    You could figure out what people want to learn about. :)

  • Michelle... you are absolutely GORGEOUS so.. shush!!!

  • awe, I wish I can pay you all for your comments...lol

  • ...make time to volunteer at anything...

  • Lip syncing??

  • "now I don't look good" ... Exsqeeze me... Your still hot! If you weren't a lesbian I would probably raise you an eyebrow and say.."aaaayy how you doing?" at which point I get slapped... Anyway take it from a photographer, au-natural is the way to go!! As usual, entertaining vid :P