The WHAT YOU HAS Game

[m16codexpert]

my cory hases were...cory has a beard and cory has died and cory has colon cancer and cory has no barbels

[Cherryade12]

hannah has a ho-phase...

hannah has a really long tongue

hannah has commited suicide

hannah is obsessed with peanut butter

hannah has decided to stay-hannah montana

WOW THIS HANNAH CHIK IS MESSED UP!

wait...

[MsFungirl10]

mine was breanna has a blog brenna has riten in the last 12 mounth or so brenna has a problem brenna has a store

[Mrspidey457]

err.. I had a small accident

[Mrspidey457]

i didnt has anything

[Gabrella4429]

mine said i have stinky feet, a dream, a job for $10, and a kitten......???????

[BF823]

CYR!!!

[gabbywuvsyou14]

gabby has gone to memphis. :/

[halomasterfier]

Jason has left the building Jason has Tourette's. Jason has a posse

[ElPsyCongroo11]

Alyse has not recieved any gifts.

Alyse has seen many part of the world.

Alyse has a three year old baby.

Wait... when did this happen... 0_0

[y0pitty]

a racial identidy crisis

[KamJam991]

incredible reflexes

a lot to say from a 2-month old

a form of Autism

a cold

shown a great deal of leadership

been found

lots of diseases :(

[kevin99969]

btw this is my little brothers name im useing

corey has died

corey has money

corey has aids

corey has dissapeared

[cocopebbles212]

Morgan has world cup star power!!

Morgan has the best red carpet pose of the evening!!!

Morgan has a blog? WTF??

[Only1HighlighterLeft]

I looked up Cory's...Cory has colon cancer...

[corythezombiekiller1]

ummmm i think everyone knows mine allready by looking at my name........

[BTRcrazy]

Madison has facebook

Madison has swag

Madison has amazingness

lol i got awesome ones!! xD

but if you dont believe me google Madison has...

[SoilbornBro27]

Tony has a heart attack.

Tony has a girlfriend.

Tony has aids.

...does it have to be in that order?

[eugeneplusyeah]

Eugene has a population of 156185

Eugene Has Hip Surgery

Occupy Eugene has its own sanitation crews that are keeping the park clean...

WTF

[dedetrippin]

MR SAFETY AS IN MAKE POOP MR SAFETY

[Mrspidey457]

@dedetrippin yep

[xcupcakekitty21x]

Pat has boyfriend?

[abdulrahmanjad]

i'm an arab from KSA ((kindom of saudi arabia))

so yeah i typed my name (Abdulrahman)then "has"....completly blank :P

[MegaAwesomeMe1]

haley has aids.. WAA ;[

[xxnaruto3017xx]

Alex has a big penis WTF!!!!

[cyarajoan]

Cyara Has A "Penis" WDF !!!  Cyara has balls? WTFFFF!!!! e_o

[EmilySimpson3]

Emily has a third nipple, Emily has compassion fatigue, Emily Has PEED IN MY SHOES???!!!!! :O:O:O:O:O :P

[Jennifurball891]

Jennifer has no hands :( Jennifer has agreed to be my wife :) Jennifer has two daddies :-0

[Alexxluvsu123]

theres none with mine

[TheSydnick]

Sydney has to offer

Sydney has best fireworks

Sydney has beaches

I guess it dont help that my name is also a city's name xD

[squidofthedesert]

@TheSydnick i have the same name as you, the same thing happened to me :)

[248Rissa]

MARISSA HAS a girl :)

wait..WHAT!!!!!!!!!! :O

[linklover9090]

Kayla has an arm on her. XD

[IAMA1337NINJA]

1.) "Robbie's gone mad"

2.) "ROBBIE HAS AIDS"

Sounds promising.

[LetzBaII]

i got "cody has balls of fury xD"

[Willyk10243]

I got Colby has to poop :'(

[FireStar18XD]

"Erika has Bieber Fever" is what i found

[pepe10282002]

All i got is some special and uniqe stuff not even about me

[mlan1957]

i got Zach has a boner >.<

[megagamer82]

I have a mangina and goat troubles haha

[missdoglover222]

:-(... o well

[missdoglover222]

sadly issues was the #1 result

[missdoglover222]

i got:

lauren has issues

lauren has the most expressive face

a bunch of glee stuff

lauren has red hair

[thejerksniipes]

nathan has aids

nathan has a car crash

nathan has a song

nathan has alot

[LAWLoROFL]

Nick has a small penis... FUCK YOU GOOGLE!!!

[Prepony181]

Pikachu has:

To nom, too. To do with autism. To be at least level 500 by now. A sparta alternate remix. Lost it. Identity crisis. An ak-47 attack?

o_o

[Prepony181]

There are 85 pages of "Carmen has".

[Prepony181]

CARMEN HAS A HOT BODY TO DIE FOR?!?

[Prepony181]

Carmen has:

A crush on you. Crabs. Her finger on Opera 'pulse'. New location,times. No soul. Her 15th birthday party. Died. You boyfriend's keys.

[Prepony181]

@Prepony181 I sware to god that's what it said.

[16iluvJustinBeiber01]

1.Pearla has a bread 2.Pearla has been givin to baby girls 3.has not filled out 4.Pearla has dark brown curls 5.Pearla has it coverd 6. 13 friends and 1 band 7.Pearla has 223 friends 8.Pearla has Austin's preetiest Oak ????? 9.Pearla has a chip 9.Pearla has to be the smallest Itty bitty 10.Pearls has a few litters :) WOW

[Meowlover11]

Sarah has passed away ( wtf im typing this right now ?? O.o

Sarah has something to :D smile about

Sarah has two roomates ( i live with me mum & dad

Sarah has given birth? ( wtf im only twelve

Sarah has another new blog ( ok then

Sarah has cheacked out of rehabe ( again im only twelve :3

[karleriksmithson]

Karl has been over the top for a long time in some of his remarks.

Karl has the instincts of a horseman and the presentation skills of a true professional.

Karl Karl has the instincts of a horseman and the presentation skills of a true professional.

Karl has made several appearances on Flipside TV during the Xfm years.

Karl has decided he doesn't want to do another show.

[AykKcissim]

Kya has breakfeast on Saturday mornings and Morgan's cafe.

Kya has a hairy fanny. Kya has finished her WTCH, she has been retired to the ranch and has handed over the bulk of the stockwork to her daughter Chili.

Kya has been passionate about mathematics since elementary school.

It's like they know me 0.0

[mainllgi]

CAN I HAZ CHEEZBURGER?

[evan4686]

in my search it said cory has the smellyest farts............EVER!

[Raiyne070]

My name is so rare that nothing came up. :<

At least I can read everyone else's... *sniff*

[2345Pikachu]

Emily has

1.a 3rd nipple (thats my bro btw)

2.a fantasy and wants to live it (yeah to date Dib or Zim XD)

[MsRooiscool]

Matilda has read (!?)

Matilda has finally come back (...)

[Sasha54667]

abigail has vanished

abigail has a pet dragon

abigail has the giggles

[mmightybee101]

Mary has a gun and mary has a little lamb

[Hiredcifo]

NOTHING!

[asparagusoffice]

Jack has been plugged in unplugged

Jack has a kid

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[PerssyWerssy]

I has time shares and race horses....

[Saekiv]

Andreas has led the giant out of scandal and put it on a winning path from Chief Executive.

(San) Andreas has a built-in sex game.

[memethemeerkat]

charmaine has hands 4 hair { really just really }

[thehippiegirl14]

Caitlin has chicken pox

Caitlin has (computer) issues

Caitlin has been HALF snookied by roni

Caitlin has candy

Caitlin has a Justin Bieber poster (NOOOOO)

[MultiEnglish1]

Stephen has no legs(I do not)

Stephen has wings(People don't have wings)

Stephen has a crush(not yet)

Stephen has problems with language(i never did)

STEPHEN HAS RELEASED THE PRINCE'S COCK(Seriously,WTF?!)

[mainllgi]

I haz a cheezburger

[P00LG1RL]

Ok, I think my results were the most irrelevant.

Renee has an important message ( no, really I dont everyone is doingt this!)

Renee has wings(T_T, I have....wings??!?! O come on! I'm human!)

Renee has the hiccups( G_G, now thats just hilarious!)

Renee has an upper back tattoo (No I do not...)

Renee has two thumbs( My O My, I am human....)

Ok so weird... Just weird..

[No6624]

OMG it's CYR!!!!!

[FridayBoredom]

Jaxon has breakfast! (....... ooook)

Jaxon has a really big poop ( O_O )

Jaxon has a ball ( oook then maybe i will do this)

Jaxon has 2 teeth (omg its gonna be hard)  THIS IS GOING ON YOUTUBE!!!

[jojonanable]

Joanna Has Got My Attention (Ah, someone's listening at last :)

Joanna has best bedtime voice (er... i'll think about that one)

Joanna has a cold (true, acutually)

Joanna has two sons (no, definately NOT!)

Joanna Has a Golden Eye for Guns (WTF???)

Joanna has great ritual clothes?!? (i think this may be getting silly...)

[jojonanable]

Joanna Has Got My Attention! (wtf?)

[TheMadCatRules]

Caitlyn has facebook (WHAT THE HELL I DONT HAVE FACEBOOK?!?!?!?)

i hate that one

[200puppy7]

erin has crabs (i hate crabs)

erin has a blog (sorry what)

erin has a camera (my brother took it)

[caitykitty13]

zelda t shirt!

[littlemissmulan2011]

Meagan HAS.....no pants....

ok?

[2008walle]

Callum has:small hair (LIE!!!!) Callum has: a camera(I dont lier!!!)

[zessick1]

michelle has gone

michelle has trick

michelle has a cool tongue

michelle has no fashion sense (i do)

[ReneeZimbodgi]

Renee has wings

Renee has a very important message

Renee has a camera

Renee has Nothing to lose

Renee has been promoted to glory

[yeahbzl]

No fair, somebody's name is (Matt Has)selbeck.. thats all it comes up with... :(

[zessick1]

@yeahbzl i tried it has some

[IAMTHATSXYFRANCE]

Kimi has no balls

which is totally true since imma girl but metaphoricllay I do ;D

[silverdragon1314]

I apparently have nothing. =< maybe I should try my nicknames. XD

[kikyokamiya]

mine said hannah has a baby preschool lesson O.e pedo bear much?

[pinkylover75]

pinkylover75 has alcohlism problem me-wat? thats not true! pinkylover75 has a weight problem me- WTF? THATS NOT TRUE ETHER! >=( pinkylover75 hasa private plane problem me-OMFG THIS THING HATES ME! pinkylover75 has a few things to say me-HELL YA I DO! NOTHING U SAY IS TRUE! pinkylover75 has come home me- wtf? PINKYLOVER75 HAS TO GO PEE SPENCER! OK? me- OK WHAT THE HELL?

[samandsimon227]

sam has a savings account that increased

sam has a savings account that increased in value

sam has 7 friends

sam has a savings account

sam has a crush on spencer

and yet i don't know a spencer

BTW i didn't type it i copyd and paste

ps check out my channel for gaming and unboxing

[iglooset]

Isaac has.... missed a great deal of class time. (What, don't you like roller coasters)

Isaac has.... a script. (LIES!!!)

[pinkylover75]

@iglooset u also have DIMPLES! =3

[incanist]

Hey Cory...do you have a steam account?(tell ME!!!)

[TinWhiskers]

1. Maggie has vanished. O_o 2. Maggie has trained dogs for 7 years. O___O 3. Maggie has a bag filled with black and white marbles. X_X 4. Maggie has commissioned and preformed pieces by Anna Mikhailova and Matthew Kline. (WHO ARE THEY) 5. Maggie has come home. 6. Maggie has not grown up yet. 0_o 7. Maggie has a forever home. 8. Maggie has beautiful lips. ^-^ 9. Maggie has left this world to go to a better one. d>_<b 10. Maggie has been hacked. :P

[MJEandPhyxesVids]

"Philip has 51-year old trousers..."

What the heck. I don't wear trousers, I wear camo. Shorts.

"Michael has taken enough hits."

Finally, someone cares about my failing in life!

"Michael has washed my brain of all my corrupt thoughts."

See, I am magical.

Philip: My real name

Michael: My username

[hazeluvb]

'Amy has to poop'. Screw google.

[TheMarblegirl101]

My Results:

haille has to pee ALOT!!!(but i allready went!)

haille has braces(wtf? no i dont)

haille has cancer and is bad sick(i do not have cancer!)

[Restman15]

... Why did my parents take my underpants off while I was sleeping?

(I typed in my name and it showed me @#%.)

[iownzurkitteh]

only one thing appeared

dani has a baby WTF?

[SpaceXD1]

Sam has 7 friends

Sam has $5M to bypass chinease

Sam has life threaing diesase

Sam has a boner and finds it hard

[MrTNiko47]

Steve has a pretty bad case of the shits

Steve has balls

Steve has a hiking accident

Steve has melons

Steve has as much chance of getting me

Steve has a huge cock

Steve has been captured by a flying saucer

[2hunt11]

jordie has a new myspace jordie has her phone (im a guy!) jordie has a message for you jordie has a cold jordie has been brat jordie has a firm grip on tackling jordie has grown jordie has a rouch shower jordie loses her voice (again im a guy!) jordie has a update jordie has to go to bed

[pinkylover75]

@THEJET52 u also have MOMMY ISSUSES!

[sallyandeleanorMAD]

Kirsten has a BIG ass -.-

[paperclipfun]

Eleanor has a seat that swings while playing heavily-synthesized classical music?

O.o

[Isumaninja]

Nothing Came Up For Me. Maybe Because I Have A Foreign Name...

[LilWinch]

Archie has a pooey bum (WTF?!!)

Archie has been found!

Archie has something to say about Lexies bossom

Archie has a tapeworm

Archie has lost his bits!

Archie has been murdered!

Why are mine so messed up?! LOL

[SuperTitanic1234]

WTF it said cameron has aids lol

[TheKittykat8892]

IT DIDNT SAY ANYTHING!! YOUR A LIAR!!!

[Wigglytuff64]

DUDE!

WIGGLYTUFF HAS:

...an obsession with perfect apples (I hate apples!)

...a blank card (WTF???)

...the ability 'cute charm' (but I am ugly!)

...large, sauser-like eyes (screw my genes!)

...died (tragedy! Wait, I am alive, hmm...)

[2345Pikachu]

@Wigglytuff64 you do know you put your real name not your youtube name like if i put Pikachu that would happen too but i put my real name so try that

[Wigglytuff64]

@2345Pikachu I am not telling people my real name!

[nboy55]

nick has no arms or legs

nick has a mangina

nick has a stalker

nick has computer problems

nick has a secret

nick has no life

[Zeekronore]

zeek has a new phone, he needs numbers back (I don't have a new phone)

OMG!!! ZEEK HAS BEEN RAPTURED!!! (Lolwut)

Zeek has some requests (I get Facebook requests everyday, does that count?)

[Dogfurever]

Carley has mad dancing skills ( No I don't)

Carley has Pretty Eyes ( How did you know?)

Carley has a passion to party (What the?)

[killer937ful]

Jordan has a bisexual thing

[9LanieMq6]

Lanie has a twin (Boo... I thought I was one of a kind.)

Lanie has updates for you (Hmm...I wonder what they are.)

Lanie has groupies (Who knew?)

Lanie has a pet bunny! (O.o)

Lanie has a myspace. (Um. No. Deleted it.)

My doll Lanie has a new outfit (Oh my goodness, they made a doll of me!) <---Beat that!

[thagdabobo]

thag has man boobs (yesh)

thag has a bunny (yesh)

thag has poop in his pants (not yet cuz the poop is still stuck in there tringto pop out)

thag has a life (no)

thag has a gay friend named john (yes)

thag

[plastikk2002]

Alexander has a cloud

[Naux101]

Mary has...a little lamb. Ha soo funny havnt heard that b4.

[phantomlover62992]

Hannah has a ho phase... LOL WUT

[Nuggetlover96]

Shannon has dreams of the apocalypse Shannon has an outside e-mail address Shannon has a problem Shannon has to pee Shannon has her VBA2C Shannon has a time share in Nashville Shannon has a hot body & horrible hair (omg that describes me perfectly)

Shannon has been missing since the weekend Shannon has f*^%ing gorgeous eyes Shannon has won an astounding 59 International and 49 National competition medals lol!

[spartanidiot321]

Felipe has... Been called shadow walker(sweet) has a sticker on his helmet, has flipped( to love?) has won the battle of Ambrose (cool)

[HaveAScream]

Johannes has the hammer Johannes has the silliest swimsuit Johannes has left the station Johannes has been with SUSD since 2006 Johannes has reasonable size Johannes has been praised by listeners Johannes has collaborated with pianist Johannes has been a mainstay Johannes has changed over time Johannes has not hidden his desire Johannes has had several hit singles Johannes has presented awards Johannes has been performing music Johannes has received a NSF Career Award Johannes has nothing lol..

[Uhnkledax]

I think I win, Catherine has topless female demons!!! HAHA

[kyubbiamber102]

amber isnt a good name since teen mom T-T

[smars17]

Sabrina is missing.. .-.

Sabrina has appeared in every generation of Pokémon as the Gym Leader of the Saffron Gym. [YES!!]

Sabrina has a short tongue. xD

Sabrina has had her KIDNEY Transplant!

Sabrina has $3.10.. [I wish Dx]

Sabrina has performed for the Royal Families of the Middle East.

Sabrina has messed up again: she has turned all of the kids into animals. [AWESOME]

Sabrina has had psychic abilities since birth.

I now love Google!! :DD

[cpgdaarfob]

It said that I was executed...

[TheChosenBlox]

nothng...

[web1gir]

Reese Has A Simple, Happy, 35th Birthday

Reese has passion for music

Reese Has Plenty of Water but No Elephants(lol)

Reese Has Gun Permit Revoked

Reese's has a new collar! with a bell!

Reese Has The Blues In London

Reese has lived Hall of Fame life

Reese has a “bigger picture”

and REESE has been adopted!!(LOL!!!)

[anthonysucks2001]

anthony has adventures

anthony has ellison

anthony has a crush on shawnee smith

anthony has 40

[TailsfanBlitz]

Corey Has 12 Days Or We Show Her 'Before' Bikini Body…

corey has a mangina

... FML

[caragh6]

Don't have any my names too irish

[TheHunter032]

Daniel has grown up (yup :) )

Daniel has well manner hands (lol)

Daniel has Sex with a horse (WTF IS THIS SHIT)

[TheHunter032]

Daniel has grown up (yup :) )

Daniel has well manner hands (lol)

Daniel has Sex with a hore (WTF IS THIS SHIT)

[SuperCampinCarl2010]

seth has a blog (i do?) seth has something on twitter list (i dont have a twitter) seth has moved to facebook (now we're talkin) seth has opinions (hmm... i think your right, of course its only an opinion) seth has 13 kids (im 12) seth has written dozens of books worldwide ( i dont write) seth has passed everyone in the motorcycle race (i may have) seth has a fuaxhawk (whats a fauxhawk?) seth has a different taste in music (NAW REALLY) seth has the flu (never have) lots of stuff i have

[fede22081]

this is so freacking hilaarious!!!!!!1

[55minecraft]

ginny has a grat smile

[bella3718122]

Josie has an abortion (Wtf)

Josie has the upper hand (I always do)

Josie has a secret (Maybe?)

Josie has the upper hand lyrics (I do not have the upper hand lyrics)

Josie has lost weight (could be true)

[monica159sora]

Monica has kids ( no I don't !!!! )

Monica has son ( again NO I DON'T !!!! )

Monica has baby ( I DO NOT !!! )

Monica has diamonds in her teeth ( I didn't know that )

[TheMLVideos]

@brattygurl271 lol i know right.

[AwesomeSauce721]

Emma has.. Two yard sticks, A soul, insomnia, moved (?!?!?!??!!) three words too!! (right!) turned two (happy birthday to me!!!) no time to make friends (aww!) been adopted (WHY DIDN'T THEY TELL ME?!?!) a blog a..big...shark mouth.... fantasies the rigth answer (ooh yeah)

[gothicprincess600]

olivia has... A BEARD?!?!?

[nakona123]

nakona has 

i found nothing

[MCullenHightopp]

1. Martine has a thing for cake stands. (Hmm... You know me better than I thought, Google!)

2. Martine has gone from Assistant Manager to Owner of Pedro's Restaurante!! (Lol, wut?)

3. Martine has turned into a dog! (You say what now?)

4. Martine has intense, passionate loves and hates... (O.o)

5. Martine has extensive experience in both prosecution and litigation. (If I knew what it was, I'd probably say no anyway!)

(that was honestly the first five things... o.o')

[ChyannaD]

since mine wouldnt work i tried my family and a few friends and they got some funny ones !

-has a mangina -has nothing to say -has no friends -has got going -has a conversation with herself -has been captured rescue her

[ChyannaD]

i only have one! Cheyenne has jobs(kinda but not really) all the other suggestions are for names or something like cheyenne hassett, so no good, stupid name....

i even tried chey has and it gave me chey hasemeyer. or it would suggest chevy instead of chey and say car things like, chevy has no power, and chevy has no spark. this makes me sad, i was hoping i would get something funny :(

[Penanpumppu3]

ALLU celebrates at Bauma China

[frangipanigirl101]

Kate has:

a hoof (wuh??)

lost weight (dam right i have)

to talk behind wills back (do not like)

diannes ring (...SHE STOLE IT...)

3 dresses (no i have 5 so suck on that!)

............yer so thats it...

[PingoHaloMinecraft]

I have left the building and I have a free piano concert

:)

[Zoomzan]

Katie has been replaced...

[someguy2879]

SAP function import to BODI has missing export parameter

The top result. ...

[isawesome4]

BTW I looked up Cory Has, and I found one that said "Cory has the smelliest farts"

[isawesome4]

Katrina has demolished (STUPID HURRICANE!)

Katrina has silver lining (WTF?!)

Katrina has played an item (Meh?!)

Katrina has found new confidence (Does that mean I was depressed before?)

Katrina has no talent (I find that offensive!)

[TMMLover555]

Sydney has a new home (...Was I homeless before or something?)

Sydney has recieved a very special gift (Oh! I like dis one owo)

Sydney has most million dollar properties (...waitwhut. I'm not rich)

Sydney has some hotties (WTF?)

Sydney has left family in 'hell' (I have not ;o; )

Sydney has ended (So....I died?)

Sydney has a new name (WHUT IS IT?! IS IT SOMETHING I LIKE?!)

Sydney has unbeatable views (O.o Whuzzat supposed to mean, perverted google people?!)

[BCorComics]

Oddly, I only got one result! D:

Bradley has died.. ._.

[kat6189]

Brooklyn has 5 homes for sell (I WISH I COULD EVEN AFORD THAT MANY!!!)

Brooklyn has a self-inflicting possum problem (wow that one is random!)

Brooklyn has a checkered future (WDF?)

Brooklyn has many faces (creepy!)

Brooklyn has a space program (LOL)

[HaloRuler658]

Jaden Has a sword collection... KICK ASS!!!!

Jaden Has hair... no shit -_-

Jaden Has style... B)

Jaden Has a bumbo .... wtf!!

Jaden Has fun in class... this isn't far from the truth...

[dexty100]

my name is dexter fuck i hav cancer ...

[Mranttii]

Andy has gone all emo. (THAT'S NOT TRUE! *cries*)

Andy has 2 gay uncles. (WTF)

Andy has outgrown his toys.

Andy has a wacky hair moment. (...)

[Mranttii]

Andy has gone all emo. D:

[Dlittleindian]

Cyrus Hashemi

Cyrus Hashemi swimming

Cyrus Haskell

Cyrus Hassankola

Cyrus Hasleby

I dont think my name is working

[Wickedklown768]

Timothy has just now come to us from you

Timothy has proved himself

Timothy has a tremendous amount of pressure on him in his fight

Timothy has kidney failure

Timothy has lost a lot of weight

Timothy has a FART fever!

[Leonz845]

Zack has met his match(WHO!)

Zack has a new phone(i wish)

Zack has asthma (my friend does not me!)

Zack has the best animation(go me!)

Zack has a special treat for his 50th blog (i have a blog?)

[TheNicolekershaw]

Nicole has a baby girl (im not even 18)

Nicole has issues (haha very funny)

Nicole has shirt designed (what?)

Nicole has legs (what am i a mermaid?)

Nicole has hiccups (yes. last THURSDAY)

Nicole has a stick (interesting)

[spyrofan6789054]

chloe has a nice butt

chloe has a lot of feelings

chloe has a new head designer

chloe has an awful cough

chloe has a style bypass

chloe has been featured

chloe has hypothyroidism

chloe has weird pee issues

chloe has first meal

[TheMLVideos]

Luke has Asthma too (i dont have asthma!)

Luke has no friends (wow.)

Luke has down's syndrome (again, I dont)

Luke has aids (WTF)

Luke has cancer (OH COME ON)

Luke has a gay dad (one again, i do not)

Luke has chicken pox (am i some tester for diseases?)

Luke has been found (is someone watching me?)

Google is weird.

[megagamer82]

screw google

My results

Brenden has man-gina

Brenden has goat problem

[thecutestblob]

i have

youth (yay)

a future (well duh)

fat fingers ( I AM NOT FAT just...big boned) and a porn video on a ski lift (...........)

[pkkiller643]

Eric has an emotion

Eric has issues

Eric has aids

Fuck my life

[tagptroll1]

Thomas has good friends (Yay me)

Thomas has moved to TUMBLR (Wtf is that)

Thomas has retired from major league baseball (Didnt know i was that out of shape)

Thomas has surgery on achilles (Umm, what?!)

Thomas has GAME! (I have a game?!)

Thomas has a big gay chip on his shoulder (ok thats it i wont read anymore...)

[wafflemonster8]

Cj has cancer (oh shit it hope not)

Cj has meteor powers???? (WTF?)

Cj has diebetes (F*CK!)

Cj has become maddly intoxicated... (maybe...)

Cj has just had a hernia (WTF IS WITH THIS MEDICAL BULL?)

Cj has no hands (wtf, am i typing with my nose!!)

Cj is awesome ( h*ll ya!)

Cj has a lisp... (no, i don't...)

Cj has to piss... (i was not aware....) 0.o

[Star12312312345]

Victoria has a younger sister named ( I have only brother)

Victoria has been a contestant on (NO)

Victoria has a baby (HELLO! I'M JUST 10)

Victoria has no secret (LOL)

Victoria has had enough (YES)

Victoria has secret (yes)

Victoria has become a dirty state(I don't live in Canada!)

Victoria has three hot ports (I don't even know what that means)

Victoria has a sweet rack (I don't even know what that means)

[wafflemonster8]

@Star12312312345 Rack is refering to BOOBS. LoL. thats what it means, lol

[GingerMcHeart]

The vampire diaries review: Elena has to die (I gots a shotgun, you try)

Elena has SUPER DUPER RELE AWESOME FRIENDS (I know right!)

Elena has over 35 years experience as a location scout in Puerto Rico (I have never been there)

Elena Has a Plan to Create Jobs (You! Reading my comment! Go work as a shortfilm maker like Cory, this is fun!)

[blackzzzz16]

Christopher has died (WTF I DID NOT)

Christopher has someone to go back II (coool)

Christopher has Arrived (um say what now)

[PixieLoveJadeXD]

Tia has problems(you do -_- )

Tia has passed(I'm right here stupid)

Tia has to pee(Oops didn't realize that 0_o)