"I wondered what was wrong with me. I used to turn up in hot pants at school." holy schyyt lol. My dad makes that joke about the catholic school he went to. "what, I wasn't hot enough for 'Em?"
@SoundControler I agree, but I really like Moran in his own style too. He makes different points compared to Carlin. Carlin is more direct. I am fan of both critics.
so am i. they are the best. them, and katt wiliams. those three cannot be compared. but i heard that sentence, and disapointed a bit..but i still love him.
"Two monks were walking over a bridge and one of them says, 'the cherry blossoms are falling all around them' and one of them says 'you know im very thirsty' and the other one says 'yes, but im quite tall'... Did I miss something here?"
That confused face he makes at the end of the parable is gold!
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WHAT IS HOT PANTS
godisscene 3 weeks ago
5 people didn't show up to school in hotpants.
InsaneLegoLady1 3 weeks ago
"I wondered what was wrong with me. I used to turn up in hot pants at school." holy schyyt lol. My dad makes that joke about the catholic school he went to. "what, I wasn't hot enough for 'Em?"
shcnoozlebop 1 month ago
Why would Jesus do? Kill them all.
LOVE808s 2 months ago
I used to show up in school on hotpants, but then i took a chocolate Jesus to the knee...
CrippleCoin 2 months ago
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KILL THEM ALL
FrozenPetrolPie 3 months ago
looll
hellieweird123 5 months ago
Hahahahahaha
Kneleist 5 months ago
"I respect all the differences, but if you believe in any of it, you're a moron" Never a truer word spoken.
EoghanC10 6 months ago 17
second highest rated comment is from 4 years ago? Someone should fix that.
CleverCommentGuy 8 months ago 4
Talking to imaginary friend? No, it's Professor Liebstrom!
moonrockguy 8 months ago 2
Hotpants? This guy is so wrong... and so right.
phemyda94 8 months ago 2
@Dreamerx47 :))))))
alexblurr13 11 months ago
I want to rub my face in his hair
kaefullness 11 months ago 19
dylan moran is so right about religion.
DigitalGhost94 1 year ago 16
1 person is protestant, 1 is catholic and one is a follower of Zen
D4K44R1 1 year ago
i love that he mentions a chocolate jesus, i wonder if he listens to tom waits =)
fortheloveofivy23 1 year ago 4
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Compared to George Carlin .. this man suck's !
alexblurr13 1 year ago
@alexblurr13 blasphemy! Dylan Moran is an embodiment of classic comedic genius. You must be American
paganpilgrim 1 year ago 4
@alexblurr13 Damn, i feel bad for you that you cant appreciate both..
jymiurine 1 year ago
@alexblurr13 compared to carlin...we all SUCK!
PhosphorousRedeemer 1 year ago
@alexblurr13
true but compared to this man you suck!
Dreamerx47 1 year ago
"you know i'm very thirsty"
"yes but im quite tall".
quicklyintothevoid 1 year ago
i love this man!
handelviola 1 year ago
So true about religion. Whole load of garbage!
javaretia 1 year ago 2
"Funny quote from the video you just watched."
ForsakenMantra 1 year ago 339
@ForsakenMantra
"Internet nomenclature for laughing, followed by the subsequent quote, and then finally an emoticon (proper grammar and spelling optional)".
smaakjeks 1 year ago 7
@ForsakenMantra Funny comment in the comments.
Idolcruisefix 1 year ago
@ForsakenMantra LOL You're so funny :D:D:D:D XDXDXD
4DCrunch 11 months ago
@ForsakenMantra hahahahahah xD xD xD
BBlackDD 9 months ago
0:52 "...stuff's gonna happen." stolen.
SoundControler 1 year ago 2
@SoundControler from where?
jymiurine 1 year ago
@jymiurine george carlin
SoundControler 1 year ago
@SoundControler I agree, but I really like Moran in his own style too. He makes different points compared to Carlin. Carlin is more direct. I am fan of both critics.
caricama 1 year ago
@caricama
so am i. they are the best. them, and katt wiliams. those three cannot be compared. but i heard that sentence, and disapointed a bit..but i still love him.
SoundControler 1 year ago
"opens his breifcase "what are we gunna do"?! lol "I dunno kill them all!? LMAO I love Dylan Moran. Stupid religious people....
NavixWolven 2 years ago 3
Choclate Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maroonsofa 2 years ago 2
"Two monks were walking over a bridge and one of them says, 'the cherry blossoms are falling all around them' and one of them says 'you know im very thirsty' and the other one says 'yes, but im quite tall'... Did I miss something here?"
That confused face he makes at the end of the parable is gold!
JonoeeL 2 years ago 9
awesome :)
LindsMcawesomepants 2 years ago
"...stuff's gonna happen..."
cateliper0114 2 years ago 9
what show is this from?
cashellaella 2 years ago
Monster
Stevie2Sxc 2 years ago
Alright so that why it has monster on da end.........
cashellaella 2 years ago
funny. true. sad.
kasmopaia 2 years ago 4
hey he was in shaun of the dead
andyct1982 2 years ago 3
yes he was
8D good job on noticing that
VooDooDollMaster 2 years ago
sooo funny!
bonniegrrl 3 years ago
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rosiemaehoskin 4 years ago
I always dreamed of knowing when will I die.
rapzeh2 3 years ago 6
i used to think that was something wrong with me....showed up in school in hotpants!
MotenaMsPigguette 5 years ago 66