Russell Brand in New York City (Part 5)

[6Vital6Remains6]

"You could be the world's finest embalmers - I would not be swayed!"

[Teira]

You are fucking Macaulay Culkin!

[sfrederick5]

bang pregnant! bang pregnant! bang pregnant! lol

[Eragon3311]

O.M.G the sound is working again :D:D:D lol

[FasterThanMyBullet]

Right Macaulay Culkin! You come here. You get in that trailer and lock your self in! Im gonna go and get Joe Pesci, were gonna try and break in, your gonna defend yourself with pots and pans!

[tvbrain22]

i loose it evreysingle time i watch this

[Forsworcen]

I like women

(pause)

Aged between 18 and....

(pause)

...death!

[alixinthemiddle]

"bang! pregnant! bang! pregant! bang! pregnant!"

i would be completely ok with helping in the creation of Russell 2.0

[pjthebest10]

and trust me and then BANG PREGNANT BANG PREGNANT BANG PREGNANT!

[TheNightcloudHATER]

2:01 thats were tribbleofdoom got the crowfeather on mates from XDDDD

[flicfan416]

Neverland? Sometimes land...

[TornadoCreator]

I love that people put "no copyright infrigement is intended" in the description, as if anyone gives a fuck especially when YES IT FUCKING WAS! You fully intended to infringe copyright and to post a copyrighted video without ownership or permission and I fully intended on watching it. We're both fucking stealing the least we can do is be honest about it. So...

^ COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT KNOWINGLY DONE WITH INTENT!

[NightKat414]

Women trust me and feel safe around me and then:

BANG PREGNANT

BANG PREGNANT

BANG PREGNANT

lol so funny

[LithiumDynamite]

Alright Mac!

macolicalkinmacolicalkinmacoli­calkinmacolicalkinmacolicalkin­macolicalkin

[aj301292]

BANG PREGNANT

BANG PREGNANT

BANG PREGNANT

[MissMarietwenty11]

Joe Jonas in thirty years....

[jaakeefarrow]

Neverland?...

Sometimesland.

[crazyjohn88cp]

press 5 for laughs

[shakes2much]

He is a great comedian, and I think this is one of his best performances. Also, please don't turn this into a Michael Jackson rant. Comedians do have jokes that might offend some people, if it does... just stop watching it.

[oaktower1]

@shakes2much I'm not trying to cause an argument, but I would like to point out, that there are always going to be jokes that don't go over well with an audience. Rather than discontinuing to watch said comedian, you should continue to watch, and more than likely you'll find you enjoy the rest of their comedy.

[Demithegoddess]

Showing the audience doesn't work when there is NO light on the freaking crowd. it's just a black abyss.

[CydAny7]

I love this man <3

[neverlandzprincess]

its a crying shame the pain MICHAEL JACKSON had to endure cuz of jealous idots!!!!

[TobiasCarras]

@neverlandzprincess What does this have to do with the video?

[RedKingCommandz]

@neverlandzprincess lol who would ever be jealous of michael jackson? a creepy, ugly, talentless, peadophillic wierdo; so jealous of that.

[actressindemaking]

@RedKingCommandz Not creepy, not ugly, definitely not talentless (you are LITERALLY retarded if you think that) not a peadophile and perhaps eccentric but not at all weird..... I'm assuming you have a low IQ?

[LordlyJeremy]

I'm gonna go get Joe Pesci, we're gonna try to break in, and you're gonna defend yourself with pots and pans!

[CrystallineSunlight]

Another generation!

[HeathRose2]

do the face *ahh* do the face *ahh* neverland??? sometimes land!!

[HappyIsFleeting]

11 seconds more like 1 second dumbass. The first second you figure it out " well my boyfriend..."*suprised face while you flash her your giant dick and walk off*"See ya bitch." now thats how you get out of the conversation

[rawrdinosaur2013]

BANG PREGNANT

[Maxcaliberman]

bang that pussy!!

[Mklowertsa]

Another Generation :D :D

[Crescentclawe]

"... So women feel safe around me ... AND THEN BANG-!"

[zeldaguy64]

i say about 0.20 seconds

[BoricuaDelight]

hahaha neverland..."sometimes"land haha!

[backinX]

2:05 cracked me up

[Soiloveyoutotes]

SOMETIMES LAND *ah*

[0black0attack0]

Enough accusations?

Out of the THOUSANDS of kids that went to neverland... TWO accused him.

Wow yeah thats heaps aye

[0black0attack0]

@cmilla646 Yeah.. you can find that answer on the net from what he had said in court. That nothing happened

[DarkLegendX23]

im jus glad my right speaker works compared to xfusee's videos

i can fully hear him now =D

[DarkLegendX23]

holy shit my right speaker finally works in dis video

ihts sad but dat jus made my day =D

[hella21crazy]

do it "ah!" do it "ah!" do it "ah!"

loooooool that was hilarious!

[FrassySabrin]

Love him. LOOOL 3:05-3:20  Highly hilarious

[Mooseboy240]

7 people are macaulay culkin

[FrassySabrin]

@Mooseboy240 it's macaulay cooking from home alone

[BiZinatChos]

@CantLetTheAngelsDown Haha, such a pretentious, cocky douchebag.

[thelonleygirl13]

Bang pregnant bang pregnant bang pregnant another generation

[WatchdogDisciple]

Oh boy der maekin babehs oerr here

[dodge69874]

@CantLetTheAngelsDown lol. GTFO

[dodge69874]

@CantLetTheAngelsDown stay away from the comedy scene. its not for ya homie.

[dodge69874]

@CantLetTheAngelsDown *facepalm* 

[malachidaegoth]

Lmao, be honest, Michael Jackson, what happened? Neverland...Sometimesland

[theladieschains2]

this stand up performance is alot funnier then the other one i saw way funnier, he kind of lost the crowd in the one video but hes funny in this one

[EPIClca]

lol russell obviously made 7 people pregnent :P

[TheSweetteen16]

And I won’t be pushed on that doesn't matter how much you tart up a corpse, you could be the world finest embalmment I won’t be swayed lol

[SexuallyAmazing]

its funny how when he says micheal jackson we know exactly what hes talking about ahaha

[DarthMastadonP90]

"Neverland? Somtimesland." LMAO XDDD

[Tebay71]

Mila Kunis is the hottest girl on Earth

[idiotunderthetable]

@Tebay71 ageed

[idiotunderthetable]

@Tebay71 agreed

[DuckmanProductions1]

1:30 - Could have used this infomation a couple of weeks ago :/ Especially when she turns out to have more problems than a Rabbit with no legs racing a carnivorous tortous, lol

[stevenianjones]

lol at 1:50

[Pandora622]

Defend yourself with pots and pans.(LOOOOOOOOOOOL)

[pinoyoutoob]

pause at 0:23

[HauteDiva]

Argh! He's so funny - its so sexy!!

[SomeDude631]

Neverland.... Sometimes Land

[Katee555]

i love him sooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jimmystarnz]

You're gunna defend yourself with pots and pans!!!! lol

[LadyLuminousGirl]

Then Bang Pregnant!,Bang Pregnant !

Lol :D

[ohmanitsmonday]

Macualay Culkin (for those who wonder) is the little dude from the "Home Alone"-movies.

Love you, Russell<3

[greendayrocker911]

Whose mac?

[BIZZY828]

lmao @ the face he made at 2:47

[MissStyk]

Neverland? Sometimes land. XD

[angelisoncrack]

Russell could be an anime character with his obligatory over-the-top gestures. I envy people that can move like that without being scoffed or ridiculed. Actually, I'm sure he is scoffed at but he just doesn't care and I envy that, too.

[31993brittani]

sometimes land ;)

[SenhorMaravilha]

@31993brittani Much funny now than michael is dead (I don´t like him, that´s why he´s name is in not in a capital letter)

[31993brittani]

@SenhorMaravilha ok

[0black0attack0]

@SenhorMaravilha How could you dislike him honestly.. learn your facts and dont be a gullable prat who believes everything they hear.

[SenhorMaravilha]

@0black0attack0

I don´t like him because I don´t appreciate he´s music (well, smooth criminal it´s pretty good, but other than that I think all of he´s hits are not worthy of the comotion, allrigth maybe expect thirller, but for every thirller and smooth criminal, he has a "we are the world" or "no matter" or some self-indulgetn pseudoactivist crap.)

I do not care for the rumors or scandlas he migth or migth not be involveld in, I just dislike him as a musician, you assume wrong my friend.

[SenhorMaravilha]

@0black0attack0

Althougth, to be 100% honest, pretty good dancer

[celinapaz1251]

Do it

AHH

Do it

AHH

Do it

AHHH

<3

[MrPiroshii]

Wow, he's not picky with women.

[underman8000]

My Boyfriend,My Boyfriend,My Boyfriend,My Boyfriend..................... =P

[amieleigh96]

"im not gay...i jst dress incredible well and have a wonderfull hair cut!" hahah

[sweetappletits]

is he bisexual 

[TheBrentWoody]

@sweetappletits No

[sweetappletits]

@TheBrentWoody bt at least hes straight yay ;) ;) .

[jewfishie2]

@sweetappletits i wish

[sweetappletits]

@jewfishie2 wat dat he was straight or bi?

[jewfishie2]

@sweetappletits

"is he bi"

"i wish"

is this really that confusing for you?

[sweetappletits]

@jewfishie2 no wasnt sure which one u wer talkin about! wudve been beta if ud replied directly to the comment. russel brand wears clothes that look tighter than an overweight girl wearing a kid's mickey mouse shirt. and i find his crotch very distractiing as well cos of the sknny jeans he wears. he might not be completely open about his sexuality. i mean we dnt know what happens in his personal life do we?lol

[jewfishie2]

@sweetappletits maybe you dont but i am an avid stalker and have 482 hidden cameras in his house which covers 89% of the volume of his house

[zoemareemurphy]

BANG PREGNANT!

[MrRaybones69]

Macauley Culkin is the kid from Home alone

[airhead22]

no. I believe Macauley Culkin is Michael Jackson's kids god father.

[903flora]

wow he is super funny and uses big words in his comedy

[XTheCyanideYouDrankX]

"Do it!' "AH!" "Do it!' "AH!" "Do it!' "AHH!"

[chaillev]

YOURE GONNA DEFEND YOURSELF WITH POTS AND PANS! lol i almostr died ahh

[xbookfreekx]

How long is it polite to pretend to continue to listen to someone after they've revealed they've got a boyfriend. I think 11 seconds. Right, I gotta go.

[TheSydneyVicious]

Neverland? "sometimes"land.

[DeadlyHandsomVampyre]

you could be the worlds finest embalmist but i will not be SWAYED *elaborate hand motion*

[tryanjohnson]

Russell Brand = ZERO TALENT

[flymurdererfly]

Sometimesland XD

[omglazor]

BANG ! PREGNANT!

[Masina009]

Omg, I love 0:22! XD

[TheRuckus75]

Tart up a corpse. Fucking great

[KagurasSacrifice]

ANOTHER GENERATION!

[KelseyWolf]

BANG! Pregnant!

[sexinesswithfangs]

do it! AHH!! do it! AHH!! do it!! AHHHH!!

[oldskewel]

you gotta luv it when comediens are funny but witty and silly at the same time! =D

and he's the best example!

[cjnovo15]

Then bang pregnant bang pregnant bang pregnant looooooool

[davidscott619]

he's a fucking genious! {:

[TWEC21]

Ahhh Macauly Culkin...the root of all "Aww he's so cute, now 'Do you find me repulsive?"' jokes...not to mention the whole, Michael Jackson thing...

[hunkyfunkyjunky]

what?

[Shaawtiie]

What Michael Jackson thing?

[GarrusAlenko]

@Shaawtiie He stayed at Michael Jacksons when he was a kid a lot i think..

[Shaawtiie]

Ohhhhhhh, ok, yeah I know he did but nothing happened. Trust me, I know everything about MJ as well as the back of my own hand. But anyway yeah, thanks :)

[GarrusAlenko]

@Shaawtiie Don't ask stupid questions then.

[Shaawtiie]

Wtf yeah, was I even talking to you? Err no I wasn't so stop chatting shit.

[GarrusAlenko]

@Shaawtiie Here's a brain.

Use it with care.

[Shaawtiie]

@ GarrusAlenko

Here's a dick.

Use it with care.

[Koolked96]

I didnt know Mila kunis had a boyfriend, heck, i didnt even know she did anything after that 70's show! But i googled it up, and i thank Russel Brand for enlightening me

[barenaked89]

macauley culkin is the one from home alone... he plays kevin in this movie.

[FallenStar12161891]

so was macauley culkin one of the micheaal jackson kids?

[itsjordenlosers]

@FallenStar12161891 No, he was in the "Black or White" video. It was said somewhere that Macauley Culkin was Michael Jackson's favorite child star, so he decided to have him lip sync to the rap done in the song. I used to think he was his kid, too, but I had to do a report on MJ in sixth grade.

[mayatiita1]

Sometimesland!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[citruzzlove]

haha, I understand him about the Macaulay Culkin. You can't date Macaulay Culkin!

[mrsziggystarlet]

ok- im feeling extremely stupid, and uneducated- i have never heard of Macaulay Culkin!!! who is he??i don't get the jokes ): i feel stupid..

[citruzzlove]

don't feel stupid :) It's that kid from the "Home Alone" movies

[mrsziggystarlet]

oh!! lol, thnx xD

[AK231199]

@mrsziggystarlet the kid from home alone

[youcommenter]

BANG pregnant !

[tissetatten]

love milla she is so gorgius aspecially in this movie

[xninjajjx]

i dunno about the lacks wit part but that's exactly what i thought! he's a natural born jack sparrow!

[westofthegarden]

he's so real

[VinnieViddyVicky]

3:05 to 3:08 is hilarious

[just4pie]

another generation! haha lmao

[ferrit22]

sometimes land lol!!!

[DragonessmonX]

BANG, PREGNANT! BANG, PREGNANT!, BANG, PREGNANT!

*elaborate hand motion*

Another generation!

[Draculix]

--elaborate--

Did you mean 'extravagant'? Har har har.

[fanniemaeflippers]

@DragonessmonX HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[bourgoisereader]

omg my egg circulation is rubbish. does anyone else feel like their ultimate pine flute needs re-branding question Mark.

I was having a look on some health sites earlier and bad egg circulation is due to ecto-stick collision. boo

[420316777666]

sometimes land (WINK WINK)

[gypsyxoxox]

i am laughing so hard!!! bang! pregnant! ahahahaaha

[awesomeness1367]

bang pregnant bang pregnant bang pregnant bang pregnant bang pregnant bang pregnant

[RozzFuckedValor]

Neverland...mmm...Sometimes land.

[AmericasBest23]

MAC?MAC!? dont rebrand as mac that is Macaulay Culkin u are fukin Macaulay Culkin lmao

[HoDG3]

Yeah, like a flamboyant Jack Sparrow.

[kraigus]

isnt he already flamboyant?

[HoDG3]

Like, flamboyance put through a Marshal stack.

[swimmingstud57]

"bang pregnant" X3 hahaha

[ninjawraith17]

"Get in that trailer. Lock yourself in! I'm gonna go get Joe Pesci we're gonna try to break in; your gonna defend yourself with pots and pans!

[spadeking725]

He kinda reminds me of Capt. Jack Sparrow =)

[wslytkd]

omfg i was thinking the same thing

[ClaudiaSparrow]

Exactly what I thought! lol

[MCRHIMLP1]

omg same here

[SmellingDeadRoses]

Hahahaha :)

[takenbyastorm]

DAMN come the fuck down mannnnn seriously. thats all sweet you believe what you want

siff im gonna waste my time fighting about the KING of pop michael jackson to some arrogant person i dont even know over youtube.

and by the way i dont worship MJ i just say i know and what i believe :)

bt whatevez mate i dont really care what you think anyway . call him a pedo but if you believe everything the media tells you well your ghoing to find it hard to get on in life.

[pandacakes91]

Don't you love it when people use youtube comment boards as an almost therapeutic way to voice their opinions that, really, have nothing to do with the subject of the video? Maybe at one point they did, but when you go from "Wow, Russell is really funny" to "MICHEAL'S A FUCKING PEDO!!!!", it's time to see a real therapist.

[the2machewys]

and panda ur prolly 1 of the people who defend the pedo u just dont wanna show it

[01InFlames10]

2:04 rofl