Newsome High School Talent Show 2009 Winning Act: Nick Balton

[THEBIRDMAN9412]

has this kid ever heard of plastic explosives?

[TheGrimlok]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Tech crew fail at 4:45,they thought he was done and the next act was going on because he got an awesome crowd reaction.

[DJPissOnUrMom]

I'd rather get cancer then watch this kids stand up comedy again

[etthhhaaaannnnn]

@DJPissOnUrMom Congratulations, you just compared a disease that ruins lives to a kids stand-up comedy in a talent show. How about you fuck yourself? You're a piece of shit, you fucking youtube trolling ass clown. So here is a comparison, I would rather get a fucking cancer than read your fucking shit. So do us all a huge fucking favor, and kill yourself. By the way, the stand up was funny.

[DJPissOnUrMom]

@etthhhaaaannnnn Congratulations, you just compared a disease that ruins lives to a kids comment on a youtube video. How about you fuck yourself? You're a piece of shit, you fucking youtube trolling ass clown. So here is a comparison, I would rather get fucking cancer than read your fucking shit. So do us all a huge fucking favor, and kill yourself. By the way, the comment was funny and you cant get "A FUCKING CANCER" you fucking inbred jackass.

[THEBIRDMAN9412]

@etthhhaaaannnnn WOW BRO U MAD?

[etthhhaaaannnnn]

@THEBIRDMAN9412 WOW BRO YOU 5 MONTHS TO LATE?

[THEBIRDMAN9412]

@etthhhaaaannnnn lol u mad bro bro

[etthhhaaaannnnn]

@THEBIRDMAN9412 Ha ha not really.

[kalmbach22]

The only funny part was the end...but I cant really judge since hes bounded down by being in a school

[MrJingd]

The irony in this was amazing. Good shit man!

[Godisthedirector]

HILARIOUS! :P

[thenayobiwan]

Osama Birdladen, haha.

[alldadsarecrazy23]

your really good man

[elmago467]

funny as hell osama birdaden

[silentstalker83]

I really wish I was this good. :(

[Cleanuponaisle11]

Hahaha "how do you stop it??"

[slowburn34]

Lol......

[lissylover25]

Would you please stop moving?!?!?!

Everything else was ok

[alienman69]

this guy sucks balls where is all the crude humor ???

[Qwubs]

It's a high school talent show...Do you expect crude humor in a high school talent show? I love nick! :D

[emro654]

i cant stop watching this. i wish he wouldnt have graduated yet :/ i voted for you too nick! :D

[MagicMan2892]

LMFAO you are funny man

[Otakuman29]

Osama-birdbladen ^^ freakin XD HAHA!!!

[jbubblesandkids]

ur pretty funny man :)

[tontomente]

I love the beach boys!

[Juggalo9007]

@tontomente I thought we were watchin' Scooby Doo LOL

[tontomente]

@Juggalo9007 I was talking to that squirrel over there.

[Juggalo9007]

@tontomente Oh, no. now they're gonna know my name is Longfellow.

[tontomente]

@Juggalo9007 I am very very sneaky, sir.

[Juggalo9007]

@tontomente Congratulations, you have a spastic colon.

[coldfrogen]

good job!

[HgWilliams]

hey nick it's hogan

i love it

i wished i could hear it again and now i can

[Aleckzweight1]

i voted for you man

[sirslush2]

haha nick you jokester. i like the hitchcockian part lol my whole family crowded around the laptop to watch your performance and i must say it was quite humorous.

[XSynraX]

hey nick its Chris u did an awesome job sorry i couldn't b there, i liked that English joke at the beginning lol, btw don't get a stroke from getting a stroke, i dunno if im allowed to say that yet but its not rly funny w/o context....anywaaay rly funny

[KillaClownKarbine]

Wait wtf u just learned english? For real?

[OldNick16]

No, that's the joke. I have a better grasp of English than most people, which is why it's funny.

[tontomente]

@OldNick16 Well SHIT you just had to explain your joke, meaning that it's not funny anymore

[Slugger2b07]

haha colby was herr

[KillaClownKarbine]

Good job man, its David btw.  Keep it up and may just get somewhere with this

[Slugger2b07]

sup david its colby

[r0ck0ut16]

Great job Nick! This was by far my favorite act of the night!