Hahahahaha they should make an infomercial for that. "TIRED OF HUGE LOGS SPLASHING YOUR BUT WITH TOILET WATER? HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH POO B GONE! JUST PUT DOWN YOUR BUT CRACK AND IT INSTANTLY CHOPS YOUR POO INTO MICROSCOPIC PIECES! HERES HOW TO ORDER..."
I don't know about that hippo, but I'd be pretty pissed if I was trying to take a shit while 2 girls with whiney chimp laughs watched and recorded the defecation for their own amusement.
I WHIP MY TAIL BACK AND FORTH WHILE POOP COMES OUT!I WHIP MY TAIL BACK AND FORTH WHILE POOP COMES OUT!I WHIP MY TAIL BACK AND FORTH WHILE POOP COMES OUT!
that is so funny as if i was the i would be laughing a lot but i am still laughing with my friend and my friend was laughing and she said yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
"When hippo takes a shit it doesn't let it drop from it's anus,it presses it's tail against it's buttcrack,waving it back and forth,spreading the shit all over the place."
I don't get why they flap their tail around, could they not lift it up out the way or keep it still then flick the whole thing out. Id try the last one myself if I was a hippo and maybe invest in some nice grass toilet roll.
Why do they fling their tails around when they poop??
spirit1435 1 week ago
The real question, will it blend?
PrimalRampageGaming 3 months ago
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jamiethesex1 3 months ago
@jamiethesex1 its a hippo
SKULLMAN1133 3 months ago
he used his tale as toilet paper or like a window wiper. lol
shadowofthedarkplace 3 months ago
Does it even lift?
PSBrathwaite 4 months ago
I'm In that weird part of youtube again.......
MrTechnoman6006 4 months ago
MMMMMMMM DAT POOPY AAASSSS.
OmegaDestroyer321 4 months ago
....and he wonders why the flies are always buzzing around his ass!
TurboCathedral 5 months ago
Im in that wierd part of youtube again.
VincentCottle 5 months ago
@Hsmgirl97: You go girl!
achemachew 5 months ago
someone please help him wipe his ass
dirtbik35 5 months ago
he forgot to wipe
thisisobvious 5 months ago
why is it doing that?
InfernoRed54 5 months ago
@InfernoRed54 Marking territory.
DarkElfDiva 5 months ago
i wish a hippo would video tape this girl pooing and laugh at her.
Zachwheeler88 6 months ago 13
I was bored. After I watch this video, i just found the true meaning of being bored -.-
belliouse 6 months ago
press 1,2 then 5. and press 8 repeatedly
seandaman183 6 months ago
I'm laughing because of the way they laugh lol
seandaman183 6 months ago
They do this to mark their territory uk....
cameltoejoe69 6 months ago
windshield wiper action.
sayruuhh 6 months ago
im so bored of my life that i am watching this XD
XLightingStormX 6 months ago
hate to be the one that has to wipe that shit of lol
GioGrimaldi 6 months ago
I guess you laugh every time you take a dump?
JoeKickass070 6 months ago
i wish one of those chunks of shit landed in one of their mouths...
fakefenway 6 months ago
shake dat ass!
cptjman904 6 months ago
im sooo high lol
meatyproductionsinc 6 months ago
well i couldnt stop laughing cos the poeple there was laughing
reg805 6 months ago
thunbs up if u muted!
ARABPLYA3000 6 months ago
if i was a hippo i'd do this trolololol fuck you zoo
naynay101hotdog 6 months ago
How the freak was I first watching a walkthrough vids and suddenly ended up here?
apples2go1 6 months ago
Watchout you might get sprayed. Lol I would laugh if a zoo keeper was in there and got sprayed
TheHello4213 6 months ago
muck spreading! :D
J41mEV4rG45 7 months ago
lovely.. i'm having spinage tonight
bigjayalltheway 7 months ago
Hahahahaha they should make an infomercial for that. "TIRED OF HUGE LOGS SPLASHING YOUR BUT WITH TOILET WATER? HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH POO B GONE! JUST PUT DOWN YOUR BUT CRACK AND IT INSTANTLY CHOPS YOUR POO INTO MICROSCOPIC PIECES! HERES HOW TO ORDER..."
TheRealAwesomologist 7 months ago 18
DAMN IF I WERE HIM AND I HAD ENEMIES... YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD I HAVE DONE !!
PunKrockers182 7 months ago
that hippo has a natural wind screen wiper whenever it takes a shit!!
Marmalade000000 7 months ago
i have a 3 page paper due in 12 hours yet i find myself here. got i ge bored
HarleyWS97 7 months ago
It's no secret that bowel movements of a hippo are rather messy...
alwrig 7 months ago
it was aiming!!!
Sweyant1 7 months ago
there is a old legend to why the hippo spreads spreads its dung
powerup3005 7 months ago
Poor hippo :(
911Spenser 7 months ago
i HAD to put this on right when im eating my weetabix
MrConorCool 7 months ago
I'm watching this behind a monitor...I hope you were behind some form of glassware too.
ThomasJChoi7 7 months ago
I have truly sunk to a new low. Unbelievable how i got here, why do animals arouse my interest when i'm bored and should be studying?
abelign1991 7 months ago
Would be funny without the annoying laughing. That is the kind of laughter that is NOT contagious.
TheSoundboardGuy 8 months ago 3
a new one for my c.v
bumsex4me2 8 months ago
Some one need to wipe!
FatalFlaw332 8 months ago
thumbs up if u can smell the video from here
pOcKyIsLoVe1 8 months ago
@pOcKyIsLoVe1 so glad that technology isn't around yet
skaterblm1 8 months ago
what the fuck
RyanSAngel24 8 months ago
same
waterski179 8 months ago
Your laugh is kinda annoying :(
richardmcdonaldmma 8 months ago
Ugh, there goes my appetite. All of a sudden, I'm not so hungry-hungry.
mrwesdaddy 8 months ago
I wish I had a tail like that so I could fan it all around the house, up the walls, on the fridge...
Kauwhaka 8 months ago
all hippos do that...flip on the discovery channel every now and then jesus....
PipiLongStawlk 8 months ago
so thats how the they clean their asses
TheYummychocolate12 8 months ago
Someone give that hippo some TP
TheKiss1984 8 months ago
u dont even get to see the hipo poo wtf
Stevezeses 9 months ago
Keep the fucking camera still!
VirgLondon2 9 months ago
you know your bored when your watching videos of animals shitting
8joeb 9 months ago
how did i get from porn to this???
blink182USA1 9 months ago
Some hugely fat people need a tail like that,
(they can't reach their own *ss either).
GooglFascists 9 months ago
hes waxing his ass, thats good for their skin
MrDylan098 9 months ago
what else he gonna use he has no charmin
infantry1366 9 months ago
quick wiping ass
waskilo12 9 months ago
yuck & why did youtube recomended this to me..they lost it
chicksdigsme 9 months ago
does it wipe its butt with its tail???
shetsak 9 months ago
LOL he pooped at the same time wiggled his tail and the poop went everywhere !
dodrio100 9 months ago
gross!
PrettyPunkRock143 10 months ago
I dont get it
pennypinkiepie 10 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL X10
OldChikity 10 months ago
now we know what happens when u stick a turd in a fan
historynerd777 10 months ago
that is one of the weirdest things I ever seen in my life
11alualhati 11 months ago
i dont think his windshield wipers work
de7897 11 months ago
Give you 10$ if you lick it ;D
summers760 11 months ago
@summers760 $10000000
katieDwebb 11 months ago
@summers760 i did it,now wheres my money? you gonna give me my money? (stewie from family guy lol)
92122094 11 months ago
I don't know about that hippo, but I'd be pretty pissed if I was trying to take a shit while 2 girls with whiney chimp laughs watched and recorded the defecation for their own amusement.
Osama213 11 months ago
What the.... that's just gross
11alualhati 11 months ago
lmao his ass is covered in shit
mramericanandproud 11 months ago 2
Like a little windscreen wiper
Rodgerinho 1 year ago
[iminent rb=anim]HAHA[/rb]
billie283 1 year ago
that is the fattest rhino i have ever seen!
Krazydave9 1 year ago
Lol, are you sure that wasn't her squirt? =D
Ruzhar 1 year ago
The crap should've splattered on you guys.
KingdomheartsII 1 year ago
what did AVGN cal it when hippo does that?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
OH MY GOD I BUSTED SOME GUTS!!! AHAHAHAHA- YOW, MY LIVER!!! KYEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH, AAAIIIIIIIIIYY MY INTESTINES!!!!!
but seriously though, what did he call it?
DarknessDragon71 1 year ago
ew
iiTzDaryl 1 year ago
You don't stand BEHIND it!
CBPCorps 1 year ago
time to call the poo cleaners
scottyboy153 1 year ago
Well all i got to say is ew! lolz SO FUNNY!
Nicki56782 1 year ago
IM SOOO BORED AND I ENDED UP HERE
Wickenburgz 1 year ago 235
@Wickenburgz I Got A And M For you..
A for Agree..
And ..
M for Me too
litllemakeup03 9 months ago
@Wickenburgz i know you feel bro..
ZOMFG102 8 months ago
@Wickenburgz sme here
supercreeper89 8 months ago
@Wickenburgz My boredom has reached a new low.
GREATGOOGOLYMOOGOLY 7 months ago
what the heck i cant watch the camera is shaking too much wtf???
id96814 6 months ago
@Wickenburgz me 2
Koyle2000 6 months ago
you might want to stand back :/
chouser131 1 year ago
i wonder that shit havent hited the camera xD
Jokill32 1 year ago
I WHIP MY TAIL BACK AND FORTH WHILE POOP COMES OUT!I WHIP MY TAIL BACK AND FORTH WHILE POOP COMES OUT!I WHIP MY TAIL BACK AND FORTH WHILE POOP COMES OUT!
Hsmgirl97 1 year ago 36
hahaha... muck spread... haha hippos are gross
ezgrillz478 1 year ago
that is so funny as if i was the i would be laughing a lot but i am still laughing with my friend and my friend was laughing and she said yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
gluetack 1 year ago
It haz teh dyearyya
Saxshoe 1 year ago
lacie belkvich smells like that...
TOPDOGZvideos 1 year ago
lacie belkvich s face look like that... just sayin
TOPDOGZvideos 1 year ago
Poor hippo, why areyou making fun at him ? I can see him cry.
axelleag 1 year ago
69 dislikes.
alternateshadow300 1 year ago
I wish my arse could do that, would be such a great party trick.
TheGodParticle 1 year ago
Bon Appetite!
version147 1 year ago
The rino wags it's tail while it's shitting like shitting straight into a ceiling fan
nrgxplosive 1 year ago
it looks like yo mother!
CommentsForYou1 1 year ago
Huh... good luck wiping that
NYCxGAMING 1 year ago
its marking its terriotry not pooping
thetobyscoots 1 year ago
@thetobyscoots Well, how's it marking it's territory? By laughing? Stupid fucking retard.
sharma19143 1 year ago
well at least he remembered to wipe...sort of...
Gamerdude23691 1 year ago 5
roflmao roflmao roflmao!
MrRobotor 1 year ago
The hippo will probably think you poo funny too.
redevilknight 1 year ago
Why is this on my recommendations?
SlightlyInsane94 1 year ago 70
@SlightlyInsane94 lol me too
bigkahuna4444 1 year ago
@bigkahuna4444 haha same to mine
teacafee 1 year ago
why the hell would it do something like that ?
Vintage772 1 year ago
Can somebody say NASTY ASS..lol
Alucalb1 1 year ago
AVGN, nuff said
TheNewCockroach76 1 year ago
shit just hit the fan!
tabutog 1 year ago
Talk about shit hiting the fan!
kodiak410a 1 year ago
some1 wipe his ass
69kullervo69 1 year ago
WTF! SOOOO FUNNY!
LuvinFudge412 1 year ago
Somebody should really wipe his ass
GuroPia 1 year ago
omg that hippo just wiped it all over his own butt
Mattowii123 1 year ago
did you see that effort?
xIJawnIx 1 year ago
lol
Superstats1 1 year ago
I used to do this.
iTeriyakid 1 year ago 2
i can seriously smell that over here.
buzzerbeater9000 1 year ago
@Matthewmatt3 LOLOLOL!!
TheRainbowChihuahua 1 year ago
Well that's what happens when there's no toilet paper!!
TheRainbowChihuahua 1 year ago
AVGN was right!!!!!!!!!!
TheDJBrosEntertainMe 1 year ago
damn zoo keppers must wipe his ass b4 he goes into the water and gets shit all over it
taigokai 1 year ago
Hippos crap like that to intimidate their foes and mark their territory.
goldblaze93 1 year ago
pooop is al over his ass
stellacalling 1 year ago
why wipe your butt when you can spread it :O
Cimerosa 1 year ago
Sick peapole fiming this crap verry twisted girls ...
thekoalak 1 year ago
This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.
NeoGuardian2k9 1 year ago
Now... go touch the tail.
dvlfsh 1 year ago
xD
Pooing Hippo detected - lol
shirorestocker 1 year ago
This is why hippos don't were pants
annie7830 1 year ago
the girls laughing r so annoying
mikeguitar630 1 year ago
i have a video of a hippo craping too.
beautifulthumbellena 1 year ago
Video's name epic
j0nasca 1 year ago
i made the mistake of eating while i watched this......
icemancotour 1 year ago
I didn't know hippos could wipe themselves (LOL)!
jvlivs2 1 year ago
God your laugh is so fucking annoying
Besides who stands behind a shitting hippo
bosstatus8 1 year ago
Hippos do that to mark there teritory which he/she will most likely be doing alot being the only one in there.
RitesOfTamburo 1 year ago
I really wouldn't be standing behind it when its taking a shit...
lxXGoBlueXxl 2 years ago
AVGN FTW!!!!!!!!!!
TheNewWorldMan69 2 years ago 4
mukspreads lol
trollheimer 2 years ago
thats one hellova windshield wiper lmfao
XxRedlinedxX 2 years ago 5
Muckflap?
JapaneseWaffle 2 years ago
Yeah AVGN gave a pretty accurate description
Hyroblaze88 2 years ago 42
hoily fuckin shit XD
1787dude 2 years ago
I couldn't quite grasp the concept based on the AVGN's description alone, hahahaha. This video illustrates it nicely.
AikoNoble 2 years ago
"When hippo takes a shit it doesn't let it drop from it's anus,it presses it's tail against it's buttcrack,waving it back and forth,spreading the shit all over the place."
TheEloeo 2 years ago 7
AVGN ftw
Oneofthosecoolkids 2 years ago 3
Holy shit, Im here for the same reason. Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle! ha ha ha
koolaidman007 2 years ago
shut the fuck up u girl are way to loud
MadDog5292 2 years ago
looks like a fettechini despenser!lol
lawbreaker357 2 years ago
This is what you do when someone tries to rape you.
CanadiaNecro1 2 years ago 4
I don't get why they flap their tail around, could they not lift it up out the way or keep it still then flick the whole thing out. Id try the last one myself if I was a hippo and maybe invest in some nice grass toilet roll.
emilytodd28 2 years ago
Its a territorial thing. They do it to spread the feces, to cover as much area as possible.
doodiebrains 2 years ago 2
in the wild it helps them cool off.
Thank you, national geographic channel :)
Neighsayer24 2 years ago
They flip their tail around to intentionally spray poo. It's a defense thing. Like a skunk, but chunky.
CrayonsAndKnives 2 years ago 4
Really? Why i dont do that on puplic if someone tries to shoot me!!! :D could work.
RanakaHai 2 years ago
Good luck. You'll need a tail and lots of fiber.
CrayonsAndKnives 2 years ago
They flap their tails around to spread the dung and urine. They do this to mark their territory.
TheDragonRescueTeam 2 years ago
I love how you take a girl to the zoo, and they act surprised when the animals poop. Or even disgusted...
I tried telling my ex that she didnt poop flowers that morning herself, and she got embarrased, like it was a big secret or something.
gdamnn 2 years ago 3
you people are so sick and dumb saying you want the hippos ass my gosh assholes next thing youll want to do is french kiss it geesh.
Gameplayer77 2 years ago
Oh you like to F**k it don't you hahahahaha!
SR71ABCD 2 years ago
man..i got a huge boner after watching that
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