MST3K Short: A Date With Your Family - 602 Invasion USA

[OonaCanute]

Jesus those poor women.

[dunstantom]

"No one starts eating until Father has served himself"

"Father feigns eating, draws Junior out, then disowns him!"

[rem2267]

WELL DO YOU??!! DO YOU??!!

[flwarmer]

Best line: "the salad needs more butter, mother."

[sabeval]

"Hello there!" "Who are you?" LOL

[Maglevspiritualgeek]

1. "Can I have chopsticks please?"

2. "Ow ow ow that's my hand ow!"

3. "Uh you don't have to cut my mashed potatoes too"

LOL!!!

[jackal59]

It's probably been said down in the comments, but the narrator is Hugh Beaumont. Yep - Ward Cleaver.

[rem2267]

@jackal59 - The only way that could be Hugh Beaumont is if he was narrating after inhaling from a huge helium balloon. They sound nothing alike.

[jackal59]

@rem2267 Tell it to IMDB, which lists Beaumont as the narrator.

[rem2267]

@jackal59 Thanks for your reply. Still, I feel that they must be wrong.  I am firm in my belief. Anyhow, it's nothing for me to lose sleep over.

[TheMelamia]

"Emotions are for ethnic people." lolololo

[pphunkwephunk]

@TheMelamia

THE FUNNIEST LINE EVER!!!!

[Enlutris]

Father feigns eating, draws Junior out, then DISOWNS him!!!

[zackertack]

one of my favorite shorts hah..good upload

[reliableNference]

ahahaha love these guys!!

[takerfan333]

Lol, when the girl keeps talking at dinner she looks like someone from my school.Wow XD

[takerfan333]

..and why not? They're high!!!

[freestylenut]

"Hi, I'm Betty and I'll be your wife tonight", "well, this certainly is pleasant"...friggin' hilarious stuff!

[jec444]

"ahh, go piss up a rope!"

Hilarious!!

[thefaboloussob]

7:24 "$%#√. Some of my coworkers are [ethnic; disabled]. I'll talk w/ my son after dinner."

[thefaboloussob]

7:00 "Not this feminist Љ!‡ again."

[thefaboloussob]

4:09 Sounds good to me 'cause Father was laid off. & there's no recession.

[thefaboloussob]

4:00 So stuff about the son's hidden homosexuality, Junior's encounter w/ a molester, & botched school shooting will have to wait.

[thefaboloussob]

3:08 "That Don Draper guy was nice, but Roger Sterling was an д§$ήổ∟€. I couldn't do business w/ those guys."

[thefaboloussob]

2:14 "Oh good. You remembered to wash the blood off the bat."

[thefaboloussob]

7:13 "So this group of [ethnics] shows up, & we told those [derogatory insults] to [leave], so we [fought them]! We %$≤Ω 'em up good!"

[thefaboloussob]

The daughter was quoting Gloria Steinem. That's a dinner table nono! tsk tsk

[thefaboloussob]

6:52 "It really is a revolution! Sex & race 'cause they are EZ & visible differences have been the primary ways of organizing human beings into superior & inferior groups & into the cheap labor on which this system still depends!"

[RockmanVX]

This family dinner almost seems robotic.

[1993MovieMan]

@RockmanVX That`s EXACTLY how The " Ideal " `50s Family was intended to be ! Robotic ! And , The Scary Part is People in The Suburbs ACTUALLY tried to be like The Family in The Video !

[Cazz814]

"Honey I'm moving to fire island."

[snakes3425]

Wait a second someone actually named their kids Brother, Sister and Jounior

[96ZB]

A violent argument erupts over who's day was more pleasant.

[boffo1962]

...And thus the need for the 60's.

[HappyGoLumpy]

"Do remember simply this, treat the other members of your family with the same respect and collegiality you would show your most treasured friend outside the family circle..."

"...So snap dads bra?"

[baranoww]

Double the bet.

[wickedfeylady]

This was probably Patrick Bateman's childhood

[WalDemento999]

"Hi mom, I'm pregnant." Why, oh why did they cancel this show?

[MrUsername5678888]

@WalDemento999 The dude at the SciFi channel did not want to have to pay for the movie rights any longer. What a douchebag.

[SliverMonstrosityInc]

@WalDemento999 weren't cancelled...mike and the bots moved into a one bedroom apartment.

[maepop44]

i have no son.

[ApacheMan2K]

Narrator: Don't monopolize the conversation and go on and on without stopping. Nothing destroys the charm of the meal more quickly.

Mike: And having a personality.

[tomservo09]

The less said about this, the better...

[MrUsername5678888]

I love the line where Crow says " I have a pair of big floppy black girl boobs!" This short is a classic.

[illuminatioracle]

father, I had a feeling today

well don't, son

[tyke714]

and why not? THEY'RE HIGH! :D

[Tasera783]

I can't imagine dressing up for a family dinner. Last year I ate Thanksgiving Dinner in my pajamas.

[TimelordR]

That's just what those stodgy educational films need, witty rejoinders!

[chitoryu12]

1 person is ethnic.

[FourthDerivative]

"...Sylvia?"

[poopmonster1843]

Who would dislike this?

[dressupjesus]

@poopmonster1843 They missed the "like" button. That's all.

[TheCruel]

6:35 "This stinks!"

This is a reference to which episode? I can't remember... :(

[TheHighwayVideo]

@TheCruel Pod People.

but i think the original line is "It stinks" but that was a call back to that episode.

[thefaboloussob]

@TheCruel For one thing, I keep thinking it's "The Critic." But I also learned "stinks" was the predecessor to "sucks" around as late as the 80s.

[ragemanchoo82]

Apparently a lot of MST3K episodes are locked up in copyright red tape so they can't be issued on DVD. At least, not yet, anyway.. :P

[BryonYoungblood]

Mike: Do you? DO YOU!? Well, do you!?! Better say "Yes", DAMMIT!!!

Bryon

[PsychicStoner]

how was this any different than communism again?

[PsychicStoner]

makes me wonder, why weren't there more suicides back then?

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

This poor family, how much valium do they have to take daily?

[MST3K1986]

With the suit and slicked hair, Brother look like he has to go pull a job for the Gambino Family after dinner is over.

[skokian1able]

Thank God I was raised by an ethnic family! These buttoned-up Anglo-Saxons are NUTS!

[educatedcockroach]

@skokian1able I'm glad I was raised by the fun kind of Anglo-Saxon people: rednecks! BBQ, liquor, and copious swearing for all!

[chrisz71]

It's the human version of the Berenstein Bears... father, mother, daughter, son, junior, aka Papa, mother, sister, brother, and an extra character.

[Dojack]

"A stranger enters."

[watda74]

This jackass narrator obviously never saw dinnertime at the old house during my young years. It was the 'old man' himself who normally monopolized the conversations, discussed unpleasant topics and made unkind comparisions about the stand of living. Oh, his rants about the price of just about everything made for rather interesting dining experiences. lol

[mekman4]

If you do not things in this order. You will explode.

[belladonna4577]

ROFL@"go piss up a rope!"

"i probably should have washed my hands after handling that woodchuck."

is anyone else thinking, "stop making a project out of dinner and just eat?" lol.

[cyberdragonessmaster]

man these things were dumb it like they made these films just so mike and the bot to make fun of them

[Nathanamerican27]

"I can't stress unemotional enough."

[swansong200]

this is such a fertile short to riff on.

[BryonYoungblood]

@swansong200 Yeah, and anyone can have fun with it like Mike and the guys did here. :)

Bryon

[oldblackford]

why is the second born called junior?

[niggly54]

"This Stinks" a reference from a previous episode called Pod People

[TheCruel]

@niggly54 oh thanks for that, and disregard my question then.

[ThrustClint]

"The Woody Allen Story!" LMFAO

[borgqueen45]

most people don't have maids, they have daughters! LMAO oh anti-feminism lol

[edsquidful]

i'm having flashbacks....

[NekoKasumi]

I shout "Do you? DO YOU! You better say yes, damnit!" at my friends, but no one knows why :'(

[slackerboy02]

Do You? Well...DO YOU? Better say Yes DAMMIT! LOL

[Raithious]

"What's the matter?"

"THERE'S A RABBIT IN THERE!"

"Father feigns eating, draws Jr. out then DISOWNS HIM!"

"The boys great Father as though they're genuinely glad to see him."

"They're not, of course."

"Brother runs a boy cleaning service on the side."

"The salad needs more butter, mother!"

"Hi I'm Betty, And I'll be your wife for the evening."

"Dad, I'm dating a negro!"

[luvzfool3670]

"Eh, sit & spin ya' cruddy skank." LOLOLOLOL

[bertrude123]

"Father, I had a feeling today."

"Well, don't, son."

[jettvixen]

"Hello there." Who are you?

[yamagoof]

"He's mute"

[sonofloud]

The less said about this, the better.

[martin518441]

"Snap dad's bra ?" XD

[jec444]

"The Woody Allen Story"!!

Hilarious cause it's true.....

[numberfourtytwo]

I love how angry dad looks over the little "don't" things. These things are priceless XD

[PiratedFilmsPro]

"I probably should have washed my hands after handling that dead Chipmunk, oh well"

[martin518441]

@PiratedFilmsPro i think she said a woodchuck :D

[albaqara]

"I'm moving to Fire Island, dear."

[veltro75]

"Ah, sit and' spin ya cruddy skank!"

[meaderrd]

"Dad, I'm dating a Negro."

[bum4evr]

Spankings all around! LOL

[modchic720]

Anyone else notice how rigid and unemotional Sister is when the brothers are "discussing unpleasant topics?" What, did they replace her with a mannequin?

[Acidbath314]

"More Gin, Pop?"  LOL!

[Hulloder]

"And everyone wants to flee the seething cauldron of angst."

[Carlamusiclover]

"Be sure no one knows the real you" LOL

Could have been the original title...

[smsteve888]

"remember, emotions are for ethnic people!"

[DMCdawg]

Brother has a tight psychological grip on Jr.

XD

[typacsk]

This is one of my favorites, no question.

[elizabethchappelle]

i looooooooooooooooove mst3k! its my fav show!

[JPAUL7890]

"Their stomachs knotted like fists!"

"I can't stress unemotional enough."

Geez these people are robots. The husband and wife SHOOK HANDS!!!

[masticina]

@JPAUL7890

Funny is that the Adams Family was one of the first television shows where there was actually a shown of well love between the father and mother figure. All other shows had these..robots.

[Yaaka]

My this certainly is pleasant.

[Igotnuts]

"Can I have chopsticks please?"

LOL!!!

[guilmon182]

"But I like my family as a friend!"

[twohazeleyes]

"Father I had a feeling today."

"Well don't, son."

[NorwichTeenwolf]

*looks in gas oven*

"Sylvia?"

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

*takes the lid off pot*

"There's a rabbit in there!"

[DA4LE]

More Gin, POP?.....LOL!

[Guyect]

the comments that win the most?

Narrator: Now Mother and Daughter put the finishing touches on the meal.

Crow: With Strychnine!

and

Narrator: Brother seats Junior, then helps Mother to her chair as he would his best gal!

Mike: The less said about this the better!

[sunspott]

MARTINI!!!

[Spameggssausage]

festive? is she wearing a Xmas tree?

[Skyntalor]

"ok, buck up, here we go."

"dad, I'm dating a negro."

I freakin love MST3K.

[purpleshamrock17]

"They look quite content with life and why now\t?...They''re high!"

"Mother has changed from her daytime clothes...into Vampira!"

"So they're unspecting when they kill them."

"Hello there....who are you?"

"Brother has a tight psychological grip on Junior."

[zombyjesus]

well, there it is. spankings all around.

[shootxthexmessenger]

"Emotions are for ethnic people!" xD Holy crap...

[ApacheMan2K]

@shootxthexmessenger This short is from a time when everyone was all for conformity, you know. XP

[KillerHelix]

@shootxthexmessenger Crow Syndrome strikes again... lol

[KillerHelix]

@shootxthexmessenger Crow's Syndrome strikes... and again at 6:39

[pphunkwephunk]

@shootxthexmessenger

that is the MOsT hilarious thing EVER!!!

[Adrienne60009]

A Violent argument erupts over who's day was more pleasant!

[cotton743]

Why isn't this still on ?? Sat. at 9am was always MST300. I got many of my friends hooked on /sat. MST3000. Always good for one hour of laughs. I miss it.

[KendraSwan]

They act like they are genuinly glad to see him. "They're not, of course."

He has plans this evening.. "But we're not going into details!"

"Father, I had a feeling today..."

Brilliant and a half! I miss this show!!!

[thedarkpoets]

"Well there it is, spankings all around then."

[crazypants88]

"I like my family as a friend"

[demonhunter5502]

i love this..all the cynical, sarcastic commentary of this video are priceless

[Skipjack1076]

Maybe I should have washed my hands after handling that dead woodchuck - LOL