MadTV - Average Asian

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[okayregina]

Average Asian is my favorite madtv skit

[okayregina]

Average ag

[asspounderify]

LOL expert asian

[Shawnium101]

Wohoo!!! Asians are AWESOME! So is the rest of the WORLD(:

[aidan9565]

why are all of these videos such bad quality

[litojonny]

@aidan9565 these are really old skits

[DragonDude180]

I laughed so hard when he said "my back hurts" I knee he was going to ask him for a ancient Asian secret

[Tylerpark0924]

stupid white people lol jks

[MmmCouchPotato]

So true, it's sad...

[regiraver]

Hey guys, I'm looking for a MadTv skit I saw a few months ago with Bobby Lee and Will Sasso where Sasso convinces Lee to pretend to be gay with him so they can get more girls and it ended up with both of them spending their entire lives acting like a gay couple and never get with woman. It's funny because it seems like Will's characters intentions were to be gay with Bobby for life. I can't find the video on YouTube and was wondering if anyone knows the link to it. Thanks heaps everyone :)

[NicknameBasis]

@regiraver youtube.com/watch?v=YyxqlA4rqa­U

[NicknameBasis]

@NicknameBasis Sorry it didn't let me post the whole link, but put 3 w's in front of it =)

[regiraver]

@NicknameBasis Lol yes! That's it. Thank you so much man. Hahaha

[mcmitchell55]

@eddieiseddie false; im half asian, and i was an ugly motherfucker

[eddieiseddie]

Fact: Asian babies are the cutest babies.

[MrM0MO]

@eddieiseddie Fact: asian's like to brag, which is what makes them annoying

[SuperiorAsianRace]

ASIANS = AWESOME , OTHER  SCUM OF THE EARTH SHIT STAIN ON THE ADULT DIAPER OF LIFE , DRAIN ON THE ECONOMY RACES = SUCKS BALLS

[meganesu1000]

Hes an averageeee asiaaan

[onetwothreekick]

LOL

[AsianPandaGoneWild]

I'm Asian! This is fucking hilarious!

[TraviesoVlogs]

Diz is just racist to asians!

[DIANAROSS4EVER]

@TraviesoVlogs This ridiculzies ignorant racism....

[inotaishu1]

@TraviesoVlogs That's why it was created. The guy playing the "average asian" (I forgot his name) made these sketches because these things happened to him. He states that in the documentary "The slanted screen".

[voiceovergay]

round 2 hotdog eating contest lol

[01Jien]

well mad tv always does videos thats are "supposed" to be funny. it doesn't mean that all americans are as ignorant as the ones in the vid or all asians are as dumb as the one in the vid. I mean of course ppl r smart enough to know that mad tv is never accurate and that this skit IS just a skit riiiight?

[MegaWassabii]

guys join the You know you're ASIAN when... group on FB =) its the pic with the rice

[1001111001]

Im offensive and i find this asian

[TheDanielwilt]

Being part Asian myself, I find this skit just wonderful.

-Daniel Lee Wilt

Author of "Between Chains and Freedom"

[sawdudeful]

LMFAO haha this shows how ignorant americans are. lol if you think this video is making fun of asians, you are stupid. have a nice day americans.

[kelsangnator]

@AdrenalineJunkieDG Aren't we a little patriotic

[see46]

This just shows white ignorance xD

[AdrenalineJunkieDG]

@see46 Hey smartass! Wanna shut the fuck up?

[see46]

@AdrenalineJunkieDG not an insult if its a fact you fucker

[yohummerguy]

@see46 just shows how dumb you are, its a skit, of course they make it look as ignorant as possible

[see46]

@yohummerguy Then why do I get treated like this all the time

[yohummerguy]

@see46 you sure? everytime you bring a bottle of wine people thinks its an origami dragon? no one is this idiotic dont overexagerate. and even if it does happen, why do you hang out with idiots?

[see46]

@yohummerguy people bow for me, ask if I speak "Asian", ask about Eastern Medicine, Assume I am good at ping pong. This video is basically how I get treated. I live in the South so you will be surprised how dumb people are.

[yohummerguy]

@see46 ohhhhhhhh in the south, sorry, forgot that there are different places in the world..., i live in cali so its much different, my didnt think of that

[see46]

@yohummerguy I use to live in cali, it is a much better place, the south is just.... Awful, never come here, it is just as stereotypical as you would expect.

[inotaishu1]

@see46 I wouldn't, while I didn't see that behavior over here there is this "Asian=mystic and great medicine" stuff even over here.

[see46]

@inotaishu1 I have places allllll over my town that have it. I use it actually haha works pretty well

[inotaishu1]

@see46 You mean "alternative medicine" or that you use this mystic image?

[see46]

@inotaishu1 Homeopathic is what it is called. Eastern Medicine

[inotaishu1]

@see46 And here I thought homeopathy was based on the ideas of Samuel Hahnemann

[see46]

@inotaishu1 congrats. you know how to use google

[inotaishu1]

@see46 And to remember the documentary "The Enemy of Reason" by Richard Dawkins.

[cauberungxanh88]

so it's true White pp like having sex with animal (like dog , cow...)??????

[alvarezdhy]

watch something funny

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[TheRayonetta]

In my opinion,you should all just enjoy the damn skit,Madtv did a lot of skits about other groups of people,so get over your country bull sh!t.You're sitting behind your computer and trying to act big over the internet... awesome representation.

[aplayaz2000]

asian pingpong? i mean when it comes to competitive sports like table tennis... its always the country lol and not the continent, that's stupid

like china is pro at ping pong or sumthing

[redrubberyboots]

hehe stupid americans

[BenolaGayness69]

Poor Americans... having to deal with that...

[qXxDarkxXp]

@BenolaGayness69 ...

They're the ones bringing it onto themselves. lol...

[MattM233]

Lmfao I think it would be so funny if people actually went to the extreme and did this all the time to every asian

[iiLiveToDance321]

Bastards.

[wywygriff20]

damn't yamanashi why'd you leave your ground goat penis at home...

[616Rick]

Asian people rock

[WokWIthJon]

I need more average Asian in my store.

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[chucknorris83886]

Why do Asians sit in their cars and honk at people? I'm curious

[qXxDarkxXp]

@chucknorris83886 Because we're lazy and bored too...The difference is, we're in a car going somewhere, and Americans are on a couch watching TV. ^^

[spookerr]

Hey, this will be FUNNY... Have this Asian guy and Middle Eastern guy and Persian guy and a Russian guy come into that "party" hook up IED's and detonate them at a safe distance. Americans are the STOOPIDIST "race" on Earth. Yea... Dats YOU.

[ForTruthandPeace]

I'm Asian and at least I can play ping pong

[tired2sleep]

i just got bored and typed asian

[daniyellowjello]

This is so great. So true. People fail to understand American Asians exist. Although..he's Korean so I have no idea why they named him Hideki

[kitkat30kairi1]

Dude u guys r racist

[halosucks11]

just an average ASIANNN!!!!!!

[vichobreakthewall]

Orijami jajajaja



[prettygurlshomo]

hes your average asian

[316whatup]

haha.....ping pong table appears out of nowhere.

[ThatBoiCam1]

like a somboooooodeeeee!

[ringaming]

lol... the amount of times this has happened to me when i go to parties is hilarious...

[TheCutelover55]

Well the fat guy was just on the canceled tv show Hannah Montana or whatever

[msfashionlover]

@TheCutelover55 it wasnt cancelled, it just finished its last season

[nicholkid]

What are all these actors up to these days? I havent seen em for a long time

[faznaj]

is it me, or American people are stupid, they know that Asia is a continent right? not a country.

[cuizizi42]

The American White will be exterminate, and the white and part black will be in slavery of Asians, Without you like it or not, a chinese has the words here, you will all be dead!!!

[anythingnew]

@cuizizi42 Dude, how about we just be more civilize and they can learn form us?

[PonyoSushi77]

This is an amazing example of how kids at my school act towards the foreign exchange students.

[TheDavid2304]

jon fucking na

[dominatedefense]

my favorite part was when the asian guy went like this -_-

[dominatedefense]

It was funny when the asian guy went like this -_-

[aplayaz2000]

end is funny... but what people dont seem to realize that in this video it was the Americans and the Asian

however we learn later Hidiki or w/e his name is, is American since was born in Boston and not FROM Asia

[animechick557]

ah freakin stereotypes XD

[readergirl100]

LOL this is so weird....

[ApatheticElph33]

YOUR crowd.....YOUR medicine xD

[tylerdurden3891]

Where's the part where his girlfriend tells him she understands and isn't turned off by his small dick. Then he says it ain't small, but then he looks and realizes it is small. Then the music plays and he's swallowing growth pills or something lol. Guessing there was more than one of these skits.

[ZhangtheGreat]

@tylerdurden3891, that's in another Average Asian clip. There are several of them. Just search here on YouTube =)

[paydirt78]

WHY WON'T U HELP ME!

[iFMALover]

@manu135713 This isnt even music -.-

[NSHouston19]

Im an average afro latin

[perfecttrunks2000]

@NSHouston19 TOO MANY SYLLABLES

[tuanphong15]

Thumbs up if you are an average asian

[rrrgovernment01]

asians are taking over

[zZhOrNyZmOnSTeRZz]

at 1:46 "....I want YOUR medicine." I would respond immediately "suck my cock." I’m sure they are stupid enough to believe what I said is true.

[fiddlefiend]

@zZhOrNyZmOnSTeRZz i'd only say that if it was a hot girl asking me that and not paul vogt. xD

[kooleo1014]

we're not gunna fight! WE GUNNA PLAY PING PONG!

[hou12396]

im asian and this is funny

[piperchangisanass]

ling

[geeradicle]

Im asian and dis stuff is really funny

[blahblahblehhh]

I hate asians.

[vuanhnguyenvan]

How demeaning...

[NinjaPotato01]

@Skorpi00007 Didn't you read my comment? I just said I was stupid. So I can't be Asian.

[cutiepie1995lol]

orajami. lmao

[NightBeast12]

"Or ground goat pennis?"

"Sorry, I left my ground goat pennis at home"

"WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Bunnymunchys]

XD All the people who take it offensively, just chill out. I'm Asian and I find this extremely funny. It's satire and I can't stop laughing :D

[NinjaPotato01]

When I was little, I used to think that if you couldn't play a string instrument, draw anime, sing, or build a computer from scratch, then you would be kicked out of Asia. I was stupid.

[3dgisawesom3]

@NinjaPotato01 You will be kicked out of Japan though lolololololol jk.

[Skorpi00007]

@NinjaPotato01 are u asian?

[reggiefavre]

me love this video long time!

[xKeViN12]

haha what some people fail to realise is that this video is actually making fun of Americans.

[boombox15talay]

@xKeViN12 truee!!!

[kkksskkk]

@xKeViN12 you have to be pretty stupid to not realize that, though.

[LucidDream]

@xKeViN12 I'm going to agree with someone else and say that you would have to pretty thick not to realize that.

[BeeZee1992]

lol I want YOUR medicine

[Techabo]

Lmao I like how they go from Japanese to Chinese... I guess he's just from all of Asia.

[KatyBethPerry]

102 people are average Asians

[carlz2k2]

WHY WON'T YOU HELP MEEEEEEE!!!! LOLZ

[TheEXpothead]

lol , just becuz he's asian they start greeting him with bowing in the beginnig lol :D

[kennymccorm]

Haha, they treat him like a zoo animal.

[kynmarietay]

haha lol i'm average asian XD

[Phloxsofee]

Ground goats penis. LOLOL

[keatyn005]

hehehe asians make me horny LOLZ i also think black people smell

[00aznpride]

LOL....... >.>  <.<

[james5943]

I'm an Asian Filipino, and I don't know why people still do this to me.

[SantoryuWazamono]

@james5943 filly cheese

[tonyjohannes96]

average asia..... I WANT THE RINGTONE!!!

[joeyrules316]

Hey cool it's bobby! ... the guy who make the song i want to punch in the face! but funny video thanks for the upload! xD

[me4god123]

This doesn't show the whole song.

[B1gDud3]

i actually searched ''aoseiufn'' to get here :D try it

[fisa435]

If I were asian I would play with myself all the time.

[musebrat]

"DID SOMEBODY SAY 'AsIaN???' "

XD

[Lemonnative]

lmao oh i love mad tv

[christechvids]

How Exoticccccc?

[SwampysPlayhouse]

Not so stereotype please. Why all asia have be like America think? Only few people come real act as this. White man Not honor to family when make fun of other race.

[lesztat18]

@SwampysPlayhouse all races have their own set of people who mocks their own race

[mikvance]

It is genetically impossible to defeat an Asian in ping pong.

[MyRealDad]

wat about the penis and kung fu jokes and asian food lol

[SuzyDtheAsianBee]

this sort of thing actually happens to me on occasion....still.....

[vgycgy]

I love being Asian

[THELOZANOBROTHER1]

this title should be renewed to average americans lol

origami (oo-re-jaa-me

[jmank871]

Funny as hell and i'm asian. I suck at ping pong, really. 12-0 hehe. And i do kinda find this a bit rasist to see that whenever you see an asian you see it ok to make fun of their eyes and assume they are chinese. Im south korean. My mom is asian but my dad is texan.

[koahzvika]

@jmank871 Besides seeing this stereotype played for laughs ad nauseam in the media, I've never actually seen anyone in real life make these racist remarks that you're talking about, nor have I ever made them myself. What I have seen, however, is a lot of people like yourself complaining that everyone does this. And by the way, if one of your parents is Texan (either one) and you're a US citizen, then you're Texan, regardless of your race.

[EuropeanGuy87]

Hehe :)

[YJArt]

ori-JAR-mi? FAIL.

[koahzvika]

@YJArt It's a crime against humanity to joke about someone's feeble attempts to pronounce English words when they are resident in the US, but mocking an English-speaker's attempts to replicate the sounds of another language is good fun, even when they've never been to that country or heard the word spoken natively. Or are you suggesting that Americans should be super-people that know everyone else's cultures and languages as well as their own, while most immigrants here know so little of ours.

[YJArt]

@koahzvika It's a MadTV video, there's no need to take it seriously.

[koahzvika]

@YJArt Point taken. I unloaded on the comments section, but actually I was annoyed at something else. No hard feelings intended.

[EricaHolloway2009]

we made madefun of mexicans asians and blacks a lot. its time to make fun of white ppl more often.

[AntDX316]

@EricaHolloway2009 even white jokes r old, honestly racism is not important

[theRecONcile]

Thumbs up if your Asian American class brought you here.

[niako71100]

it's so irritating how almost none of mad tv's videos are in any sort of good quality DX

[mrtundra45]

All asian rook arike to yoo?

[Alxmir23]

this is the kind of people i hate,how could they worship something they dont know dick about

when she said sensei that pissed me off so much lol

[Alxmir23]

this is the kind of people i hate,how could they worship something they dont know dick about

[alfvicente]

@cav3mo2 People who think that Asian=Yellow are the same that think that America=USA...

[ballinx30]

this shit is hilarious

[urbandave1983]

Do you have to be american to find this funny???

[WarsOfHell]

@urbandave1983 nope im chinese and i find this fucking hilarious lol

[saywhat248]

there are many different ethnicities and cultures in asia which are completely different from one and other. Asian is such a broad term.

[Swordmastercalvin]

thumbs up if you searched asian to get here

[gphhawkins]

@Swordmastercalvin i just did it xD

[XxbubblesxX2]

@Swordmastercalvin amen, my bruddah;)

[CSUSBlikesOmfgcata]

@Swordmastercalvin no I just miss madtv, why the hell they cancle madtv