Banned Commercials - I Wish I had a condom

[TrAnCeLoVeR83]

wasn't even remotely funny

[NutCrackerVidS]

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[fargu1to]

JAjajajaja awesome!



[666screw666]

He could just go to the shops and buy some there lol. Those machines cost a fortune!

[katastrophic707]

fuck that i do it raw

[aditya94pareek]

i remeber trojan war

[EngelbrechtDK]

174 has no boner

[SuperTigerNo1]

@EngelbrechtDK i have no boner

[acvaticlifE]

condom dispenser ?! 

[sgieckm]

that was so funny

[Rockhoppr454]

lol gay guy hey haha :D

[minzi2047]

They Realy Had Condom Dispenser Back Then??

[kingkong8974]

@minzi2047 they still dio at theatres

[TinklyButtons]

@minzi2047 they still do them in pubs in the toilets.

[Wafudirk]

dunno but this one seems boriing

[xxSyphenxx]

0:04 imagine if he was like, psshh NO!!

[excellinglk]

Wow, crazy clip! Saw many more of them over at - Youtube Banned Videos Dot com

[10017057]

wow lol i didnt sell them in bathrooms!! imao

[IAMELIPHAS]

@1lillyofthevalley ORLY?

[jimisajewboy]

only pussys use condoms

[curtispsf]

@jimisajewboy and pussys who use condoms don't get STDs....like, gonorrhea, syphilis,clamidia and HIV. Go ahead fool...play Russian Roulette. Not me.

[jimisajewboy]

@curtispsf I can spot the ones with the diseases

[Johnnyman67]

@jimisajewboy Bur you can't spot the conception of a child, asshole.

[jimisajewboy]

@Johnnyman67 abortion ftw

[Johnnyman67]

@jimisajewboy Judging by your use of language, I can tell you are obviously of the age to not even be CLOSE to considering true love, go back to school and learn, junior - life does not work that way.

[jimisajewboy]

@Johnnyman67 true love? haha

[Johnnyman67]

@jimisajewboy Yeah, as in actually loving a person, not that hormonally influenced "love" you feel. Trust me Sonny, I was there once.

[jimisajewboy]

@Johnnyman67 you are deluded, there is no such thing as true love

[Johnnyman67]

@jimisajewboy No such thing as the boogeyman either, yet people still show up slaughtered in their sleep.

[suryakiller]

pause at 0:36

[MeShellBby1]

@suryakiller why? Im confused. lol

[abitihaj1]

Hella frickin funny lol at least he was looking for 1,

[TheCottonTop]

Dude, just be a man and bare back it. Fucking with a condom is like taking a shower with a rain coat on.

[DaRocker21]

@TheCottonTop I know, right?!

[Lumophage]

@TheCottonTop yeah and get a girl pregnant. Great idea

[clandrei1]

@Lumophage that was the whole "bare back it " all about.

[whooshx2]

@TheCottonTop

way to be a positive role model!

[sslohier]

@TheCottonTop yeah what everyone said, but...AIDS...

not cool

[mrforderiscereal]

@TheCottonTop yeah taking a shower with a raincoat on makes the climax all the different

[CashSmeller]

@TheCottonTop Yeah, except...You can get a shower pregnant, or get STD's from them, can you?

[nocturnmetal]

queston. Who gets a condom from a bathroom dispenser? That's like getting sushi at a truck-stop. lol

[chedauden1234]

How much money to buy a comdom ?

[xxbearfeetxx]

@chedauden1234 bout a dolla bro

[Kaspersengameplay]

GO SWEDEN!

[TheSubdivisions]

Name your baby girl Take and tell her to be a teacher....so one day she will be called MISS-TAKE!!!! xD

[rysliv]

Not for that use.

[bancelot]

whahaha

[Silhouette0fDreams]

lol

[iamaicarlyfan]

dude, they have commercials like this that arent banned. like that dentryne ice gum commerical :) they make it a joke that its a condom

[IAMELIPHAS]

Its actually that women are more subtle with it and are able to control it a lot better than we men usually are.

Seriously. Take any man, tell him to ask 20 girls if they'll have sex with them (and no, you can't ask a hooker or a strip club girl. That's cheating) and I guarantee you'll be turned down 90%, if not 100% of the time.

On the other hand, have a girl ask 20 guys if they will have sex with her, and most of the time you'll get a yes answer.

[IAMELIPHAS]

Also, consiter how easy it is for a woman to stimulate sexual intercorse with a man. For a woman, its just a matter of finding any (non wooden) tube-like object to stick in thier cunts (after proper lubing and self-foreplay of course). Where we men have to have expensive contraptions to even come close to simulating intercourse. Yes, we can use are hands, but that's just not the same.

Kinda makes us men almost unneeded really....

[IAMELIPHAS]

@IAMELIPHAS Seriously guys. How many times have you been randomly hit on by some random girl? None, right? Well unless your a frequenter of strip joints and such.

And how many girls get hit on by random guys during the week?

See the point, yet?

[Irishslave55]

@luneytune73 yeah all men are horny assholes.

[thomasbaal2002]

@Irishslave55 yeah and women aren't? shut your mouth girl.

[thomasbaal2002]

@Irishslave55 yeah and women aren't? shut your mouth girl

[mrpunisher271]

@babe998, nobody cares about ud life story, I'm srry, but we don't no matter hoe sad it is

[hugothenerd]

Ive never seen an automat like that and i even live in Sweden XD

[KimOfDrac]

I don't get why it's supposed to be in sweden... and by the way, there are no automats for condoms here like that

[darkspartian104]

@KimOfDrac well, according to a book I read that is 100% true,

"25% of Swedish women have admitted to have sex w/ more than 50 men, and 75% of Swedish women have admitted to have participated in a threesome."

Yea... i know it's so statistical, but it's true! And messed up...

[colob15]

been there done that and it,s not funny.LOL

[Asprin]

tru dat

[aj19bcx]

in my day you had to walk five miles to get a condom.

uphill

in the snow

with a boner

[PsychoKrazyTime]

Not me I just stick it in her pooper

[Ginder25]

@PsychoKrazyTime yay

[famecheer122095]

lmao!

[Xx6kanedy9xX]

@aj19bcx

funnyest comment I read on YouTube so far :)

[UndercoverLover93r]

@Xx6kanedy9xX whats the comment ;o ??

[daveiy555]

don't get it...

[babyblueg4o9]

@aj19bcx Walter/Jeff Dunham

[kamdevil]

@aj19bcx jeez i wana know what were yr days? O_o

[punkrockr827]

@aj19bcx thank you walter

[malikagirl]

@aj19bcx is it from everybody loves raymond?

[aj19bcx]

@malikagirl its from Jeff Dunham arguing with myself

[jova2005]

@aj19bcx the nicest comment... almsot funnier than the adve it self ;)

[SakiMomoTheOtaku]

@aj19bcx and backward dont forget that

[Fr3shB0iii]

@aj19bcx lol

[omgdan23]

@aj19bcx Where did I hear that one before... probably from a comedian of some sort...

[JeffrySummer]

@aj19bcx Instant "hand-warmer"... Huh? Great comment AJ!

[NuttyErika]

@JeffrySummer

I think @aj19bcx got that from Walter, you know Jeff Dunham's puppet, so technically its from Jeff Dunham himself.

[partygirl209]

at college, i went up 2 a 1 day stall for AIDS and a lady forced me 2 take condoms!!

[alupihan45]

what makes youtube the best is not the videos but the comments from the users...rock and roll

[KhyberBoy09]

it's both, you get videos and a forum

hahaha that guy took the whole machine with him

[famecheer122095]

totally agreed.

[TheGamingModderz]

@alupihan45 and the fact aj19bcx has a boner going uphill in the snow

[CommentMasterZ]

u guys actually talkin bout INTERNET SERVICE ON A COMMERCIALIST VIDEO!! HAHAHAHA!!

[maistortrichko]

hilarious xD

[youttube2011]

Lol. You know you can get a new ip address in 10 seconds?

[Zackerybob]

haha yeah, well too bad i'm a white woman myself...idiot

calm the hell down

[theonewhohatetowait]

wich one are you cheese bitches

[paintballer653]

white

[iTzFuzzywig]

Your fucking stupid ^^ Your internet service isnt going to "punish" you for racial hate- just as long as you pay your bill they dont give a fuck if your the Grand Dragon of the KKK

[ZerqTM]

frankly i don't get why this was supposedly banned...

secondly i've never even seen it...

when did this run and on what channel?

"banned" vas just added to attract more views

[Theunlearnedone]

Of course you've not seen it, it was banned?

[Johanssonism]

WHY does it say "Sweden" in the beginning, our girls are not sluts...fuck this..................nordic woman are for nordic men not apes.

[PrincessMelissa1993]

it says sweden because it is a swedish commercial it is not meant in a rascist way ! chill out

[kalifornika]

lol, Americans are actually so dumb, they think english comes from the US =) You guys need some education in school, for real... And no, its not the number one language, your country tries very hard to forced other nations, but the majority speaks spanish, because of their colonies...

[metru2222]

lol u fucked up. mandarin man thats the language with most speakers. but apart from that america is in a sorry state when it comes to eductaion

[mitsufq360]

You're retarded. Overgeneralization comes from ignorance.

[forgot010]

Ya it's people like the ones your talking about that make us look like douches.

[ImmaSkater25]

i am a part of "they" and i no english didnt come from america, and we have the wealthiest (well idk bout now) country in the world, so we have a very good education here, so dont run ur mouth unless u no how it actually is

[ConveyTheKing]

Shut up Communist.

[kalifornika]

man how dumb you gotta be to divide the world into American lovers and commuinsts? Can't you think for yourself at your age, more rather than buying all the propaganda? For real now kid.

[tacoshitter]

communists > conveytheking

[ConveyTheKing]

lul.

[NOTTELIN]

Because Spain HAD tons of colonies. But yeah, I agree with you.

[kalifornika]

yea, same goes for english, which by the way is afact, why most africans either speak french or english.. But see, they basicially all suceeded in rotting the cultures and languages out of these places!

[walkertexasranger33]

O WELL, who cares its in the past its called the evolution of globalization

[DivineWindOfTheSnow]

@kalifornika

Aw, hey! I'm from America and I'm not stupid. Don't generalize.

[deathrage09]

go do some research on language origins.also read up on super nations, USA is not the only one FYI. ignorant fag

[xxxruzzelxxx]

Why is it banned?

[manofria84]

anything for sex

[CECM123]

well.. In my country there aint those in High School restrooms!! If you´re a teenager u buy them at drugstores like everybody else!! but I´ve seen them in clubs!!

[Smiffyboy25]

Yer i dunno about college coz im only 15 but we have a c-card in the uk and we get a pack of 5 or so for free whenever we want :)

[xnatabatax]

we dont have condom machines in school we have a c card , so you can go and get them free whenever you want ..

[angelpadgett456]

Omg my school has a condom machine too!Its like there telling young people to go ahead and have sex young!

what has the world come to thsese days

-_-*

[SlavicStudios]

So you think that they should have unprotected sex rather than protected sex? Weird....

[kolesztar]

this is LOL mate

[XxTwiistedDeSiReSxX]

because some slapper will want to have sex so thats why

[babe998]

That's not telling people to have sex young, it's because they know how teenagers get when they see a hotty walking by. (Oh I wanna bang that...). Thank goodness my hormones are under control. I've been rejecting since 5th grade.

[TheAlexluv101]

at my middel skool they have a condom machines

[bigfatskinnymidget]

in soviet country, condoms have people machines. It a lot more painful than sounds

[GigiLikesCookiesRawr]

LMAO!!

WOW :P

Middle schoolers gettin busy ;)

[youngbloody567]

where in the world are you so i can move there lol

[Smiffyboy25]

Probably in the uk lol, girls 14, 15 always gettin knocked up over here :)

[babe998]

Jesus in my state, you see elementary kids acting like they are in highschool and I saw this 9 year old girl with a thong. It was disturbing I went up to her nicely and said " Excuse me girl, but don't you think you are a bit to young to wear a thong with the strap showing?" and she replied "FUCK YOU, YOU COCK SUCKING SKANK, GO CHOKE ON A DICK YOU DUMB BITCH!" I see the kid everyday and she's always cursing at me and telling me to suck "her" "dick".

[gorgomadness82]

I kown what you mean, and the girl thing is sad and disturbing.

[babe998]

Very, I'm glad I haven't had school since friday because that girl makes me mad.

[VanHalen1282]

WHAT THE FUCK STATE DO YOU LIVE IN!

[babe998]

New York.

[woiboi567]

@babe998 I live in New York too and I hear so many young girls say that also. Its extremely awkward. Girls my age even say that but im only 14 though so yea...

[babe998]

It's sick, they think it's cool but when you are a female telling someone to suck your dick, that makes you look like a trashy bitch. (I'm not refering to you in general, cause I know you're male).I'm fourteen as well, but I'm a junior.

[woiboi567]

True. How'd you become a junior thats amazing. I walk around with dickhead seniors saying "Hey Freshman" or "Is that a Freshman" lol

[babe998]

I skipped two grades. My mom didn't want me too because she was afraid I'd grow up to fast, some crap like that. I don't hangout with any freshies in my school because they all do more drugs than the kids in higher grades. I have some crack head freshies in my school.

[woiboi567]

lol Well the Freshmans at my school are lazy and perverted if not focused. I guess because their hormones and this accelerated educational program we're in. It is tiring though, I have to admit.

[babe998]

People think that my school is for accelerated learning but it is not, it's so damn easy. We're learning middle school things and I'm not in any freshman classes; I want to go to another school but my mom doesn't want me to.

[woiboi567]

@babe998 Well my school definitely is. Its such a pain even for the freshmans. I feel really bad for the juniors and seniors in my school because its extremely challenging at their level. If you wanna know, its called the IB program or International Baccalaureate program. I think thats how you spell it. lol

[PInkbun17]

@babe998 I'm a freshmen too,but I just turned 15 a month ago. Damn that sucks the freshmen at your school are doing drugs...

[PInkbun17]

@woiboi567 Haha it's sad really how guys just want that and leave.

[LuneyTune72]

What's your problem? Don't generalize all of man into some sexist point of view that we're all horny assholes.

[linkinwayne]

@babe998 Beat her to death with a crowbar.

[ThingyCalledMe]

WTF!

O_O

[YuungBeezy]

@babe998 tell that bitch off

[HandreyAlex]

@babe998 lol don't worry, she'll be an useless person in the future anyway

[SamPD2]

@babe998 ... You gotta be kidding me....

[GhostfaceRaptor]

@babe998 you have to realize that those problems lie with her parents.

[666gz]

Ya we have condom machines inside the bathrooms at our high school, we even had them in middle school.

[BlackzAngel]

Wow! That's cool ! LOL!

[5678pinky]

Dude where do you live ,because we only have condom machines in colledge.

[666gz]

lol I don't know I guess the school systems in Canada really want their students to be safe....even though 3 girls from my school got knocked up in 1 year.

[puttytat12]

i just hope they dont start putting condoms in the elementary schools. .... if ya know wat i mean ;D XDD

[IMnotHANDI]

y not head to the store on teh way home? and you can buy em any age, here someone asked.

[samanthagirl232]

they used to have a condom machine in the girls bathroom at the movies i used to go to. and oddly a gum machine and tampon machine 0.o

[patsy02]

Why not :)

[balletlover123]

well i can understand the tampon machine but gum and condoms? thts weird

[zizikelizike]

in US you don't have "Condomats" xD

we have them in our school toilets :P they have them in canada to!

well maybe you'r on the wrong school or you aint in highschool /colledge

rofl you thrown in 1€ and a whole load falls out since its bugged xD I love it

[pkayg14]

haha wtf

[Lattenkiste]

w/e dude. just go in her ass. screw condoms

[InvisiMan2006]

Holy shit, that just made my day! Thanks for the laugh.

[DZoneTV]

pretty sure you need a condom too if going in there

[victoria110490]

Dont complain if u catch HIV or a STD

[jetblackcreampuff]

wow that shit is funny!!!!! poor guy..its gonna be akward when he gets the condoms out of the machine.....whatever it takes to have sex :D

[xboredBITCH]

LOL WTF ?!

[SteffSampsonxxx]

we have condom machines @ our school:)

[cubehead978]

WTF, SERIOUSLY????????? :O

[dhwani111]

WHAT .. wht school do u go?

[JamesCrow22]

alot of schools are doing that now...its sort of an experiment. Instead of telling children not to have sex at all, some schools offer free condoms...that way at least the school knows they will be safe