damn, nintendo sure hates its players, IM FUCKING STUMPED as to how to get out of the cell. i think no one has ever actually beaten the game, all because of that damned cell. i cant see any way for you to get out. ive used cheat codes, every partner, and still nothing.....*sarcasm*
Here's an alternate way to getting out of the cell.
Stop playing the game and Swop it with Super Mario 64. You must Swop within ten seconds on an older Nintendo 64, or within one second on a newer one. Now go to the "L is Real" statue and press L five times while in front of it. The statue will move to reveal a passageway. Fall down and you'll find Luigi, who was trapped when Bowser put the statue there. You can now play as Luigi in Super Mario 64 and Paper Mario. He'll show you a Blue ? Egg.
Now you've unlocked Luigi, go to the room where you enter the Snowman's Land course. Grab the Power Flower in the room and jump into the Wario painting on the other side of the mirror. Complete the course and defeat Chief Chilly and you'll get an Ice Key. Swop again to Mario Kart 64 and race on Bowser's Castle with Luigi. Approach the caged Thwomp and the Ice Key will unlock the cage. Give the Thwomp the Blue ? Egg and he'll agree to help you out if you need him. Swop again to Paper Mario.
When you start the game, the title will be "Paper Luigi" and you will start as Luigi. Go to the Koopa Bros.'s fortress and you'll find a cannon. Shoot yourself to the top and you'll find the Thwomp. After talking to him, use the cannon to shoot yourself to the castle. Once you find Mario, the Thwomp will destroy the cell door so you can escape. You can traverse the lava by Thwomp carrying you. You'll also be able to fight with both Mario and Luigi. The title will then be "Paper Mario Bros."
Yay, you're BACK, and as funny and sexy as ever! <3 I love Chapter 8. Well, I love all the chapters in this Paper Mario, except 6 (it kind of falls short on my overly-demanding scale). I never noticed the lava pouring going on in the background until now, incidentally. Bowser sure loves his lava. XD Well, at least now we know where he stores all of his Clown-Copters... I'm sure he needs a lot, since Mario is always breaking them.
Up Up Down Down Left Right...er...wait, how did it go again?
Better yet, summon a monster in face-up attack mode!
Or better yet, taunt the guards until they open the cell and challenge you!
Or even better yet, wait three days, spin around 20 times, and say "Bloody Mary"!
...Or you could just hum the Tetris theme over and over again until the guards get sick of it and let you out so they can have some peace and quiet already.
I love how the door is being cliché by saying 'You'll never make it out! Haha! Hear me? Never! Do I gotta say it again? Never!! Hah!" Then you see the most obvious escape route within 1 second. OH LAWD.
At first I thought the "lava tilters" were pretty messed up... that lava looks viscous as water, doesn't it? Then I realized it must be some kind of entrance decoration, like a nice little fountain thing.
Also, 5 comments already about killing toads...!? 0_o Ah well, maybe this is just the excitement of getting a new Paper Mario video~?
Naaw... Now that I've watched all the other paper mario vids, I realize how short these seem when you have to wait for another one... Keep going Cauchemar :D And good luck with the Mario 3 race!
hmm..to escape you need to murder the toads so the koopas try to bring you to the happy house, then u kill them and leave to kill bowser XP HAMMER TIME!!
Besidest the audio is only slighty quieter compared to my other videos. The reason is probably my dying microphone, which is also the reason for those annoying snap sounds.
Because it's his personal blog - on a public video. On a public video, which isn't his video in the end. Actually it isn't his personal blog at all, when I just think about it.
The way to escape is to eat a toad and become super mario. Then you yell to the guard (the one you killed that had the key) that you can escape now. Then, he will become a drybones and will open the door. Then you knock him out and run back to the statue thing. :)
Obviously, you use Watt's Swimming power to dissapear, causing Bowser Jr. to burst through the wall and fling paint at everyone, at then which after he leaves, you can escape.
The only way out of the prison is to have one of the Toads fake being sick to lure the guards in, and then jump them and escape when they come into the cell to find out what's going on. It'll work, guaranteed.
Oh no, not more reinforcements! Seriously, don't they know when to quit? CALLING FOR BACKUP WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM THE WRATH OF THE FAT ITALIAN PLUMBER!
... Ah heh. Great video as always. The doors are horrible, but I'm sure at least one of them will be... Entertaining. ^^; Stay Frosty and can't wait for the next update!
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AlexCondella 4 months ago
pull a paper mario 2 move turn sideways and walk through the crack
footballmindrup 5 months ago
Fuck the bars r made of paper we'll never get now we r doomed!!!! Lol!!!!!
cj24241 1 year ago
Lol bowser will put ur parents in a giant paper shredder while u watch in a theater chair eating shroom cake lovely
cj24241 1 year ago
The bars are made of paper, Dammit.
MeAreMeGoesMOO 1 year ago
Maybe u can use suishie's tide waves and make the crack bigger!!!! Just a thought
Trogdortroper20 1 year ago
And he puts your mom and dad in a giant paper shredder. hahaha you're awesome cauchemar!
JDBarraza 1 year ago
When he that star was summoning that boat I thought that he was giving gun for mario (or a bucket) :D
deneki123 2 years ago
the cacc in the wooolll
spyderbluekids 2 years ago
5:05
Why can't they just turn 90 degrees and walk through the bars? o_O
InaccurateWeatherman 2 years ago 6
Because they haven't been cursed by a magic treasure chest yet.
TheSkelwor 2 years ago
They stole the clown car, painted it over, and tore off the propeller. :/
UltimaXG2 2 years ago
is the sun watt?
theshyboy 2 years ago 8
peach is made of fuckn paper >:(
theshyboy 2 years ago
RIDING A SHOOTING STAR! WEWT!
EddieVHalen96 2 years ago
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wow man it took him 78 videos to get to bowsers castle
TheYankees4life 2 years ago
s#$@ on the wall
wolfie963 2 years ago 3
now would be a GOOD time to use up & away
tailslvr 2 years ago 3
shroom cake!!!!????
haplaplon 2 years ago 2
this game is so much better than super paper mario
Senfglasleerlecker 2 years ago 16
Peach is kidnappe again and he want shroom cake. What an idiot
winxgirlalways 2 years ago
(1)What Glutgodess said,only I was going to say "nope"
(2)Yyyeah....I don't think Mario's going to get out of prison.He jumped on his last koopa.Only,he didn't jump on it,he used a hammer.
WannabeMario 2 years ago
"What's he gunna do if he see his parents get put in a shredder, will shroom cake help him, no."
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I love you so much
Glutgodess 2 years ago
yes it will hell fed it to his parents until theyre to fat to get put in the shredder looooooooooooooooooooool
georgequinn111 2 years ago
Nobody has ever won. It only lets you watch fireworks for ever!
legolocke 2 years ago
damn, nintendo sure hates its players, IM FUCKING STUMPED as to how to get out of the cell. i think no one has ever actually beaten the game, all because of that damned cell. i cant see any way for you to get out. ive used cheat codes, every partner, and still nothing.....*sarcasm*
shadowmario1000 2 years ago 5
the crack
raeXnuh 2 years ago
he was using sarcasim you moron
toaphantokarobert 2 years ago
If a Toad eats Shroom Cake, isn't that cannibalism?
Crowley9 2 years ago 24
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Here's an alternate way to getting out of the cell.
Stop playing the game and Swop it with Super Mario 64. You must Swop within ten seconds on an older Nintendo 64, or within one second on a newer one. Now go to the "L is Real" statue and press L five times while in front of it. The statue will move to reveal a passageway. Fall down and you'll find Luigi, who was trapped when Bowser put the statue there. You can now play as Luigi in Super Mario 64 and Paper Mario. He'll show you a Blue ? Egg.
Mushman23 2 years ago 6
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Now you've unlocked Luigi, go to the room where you enter the Snowman's Land course. Grab the Power Flower in the room and jump into the Wario painting on the other side of the mirror. Complete the course and defeat Chief Chilly and you'll get an Ice Key. Swop again to Mario Kart 64 and race on Bowser's Castle with Luigi. Approach the caged Thwomp and the Ice Key will unlock the cage. Give the Thwomp the Blue ? Egg and he'll agree to help you out if you need him. Swop again to Paper Mario.
Mushman23 2 years ago 7
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When you start the game, the title will be "Paper Luigi" and you will start as Luigi. Go to the Koopa Bros.'s fortress and you'll find a cannon. Shoot yourself to the top and you'll find the Thwomp. After talking to him, use the cannon to shoot yourself to the castle. Once you find Mario, the Thwomp will destroy the cell door so you can escape. You can traverse the lava by Thwomp carrying you. You'll also be able to fight with both Mario and Luigi. The title will then be "Paper Mario Bros."
Mushman23 2 years ago 7
OMG IT WORKED!! THANKS!!!!1
N00bkirb2000 2 years ago 5
I, Mario, will KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN. (with quake hammer)
ThelasStaloras 2 years ago 4
Yay, you're BACK, and as funny and sexy as ever! <3 I love Chapter 8. Well, I love all the chapters in this Paper Mario, except 6 (it kind of falls short on my overly-demanding scale). I never noticed the lava pouring going on in the background until now, incidentally. Bowser sure loves his lava. XD Well, at least now we know where he stores all of his Clown-Copters... I'm sure he needs a lot, since Mario is always breaking them.
@MehrunesBloodFlame: "Congugation?" Like "conjugation?" XD
nicoleb 2 years ago
I know how you get through the wall!
Enter the Konami Code!
Up Up Down Down Left Right...er...wait, how did it go again?
Better yet, summon a monster in face-up attack mode!
Or better yet, taunt the guards until they open the cell and challenge you!
Or even better yet, wait three days, spin around 20 times, and say "Bloody Mary"!
...Or you could just hum the Tetris theme over and over again until the guards get sick of it and let you out so they can have some peace and quiet already.
BohepansTheThird 2 years ago
Or maybe TIME WARP, and go back into the past and stop bowser from stealing the star rod
AzuraBlaze36 2 years ago
But to do that, you need 1.21 jigawatts of electricity, and a DeLorean with a Flux Capacitor built in.
BohepansTheThird 2 years ago
finaly i have wait years for this part! no just kidding i am 10 years old!
luckjes112 2 years ago
Heya. ^^;
PQ5 2 years ago
Nice job Cauchemar.
YankeeDragon88 2 years ago
you press Z over 9000 times, and Chuck Norris comes and kicks the wall away. But not the wall with the crack, no. The other wall.
FireJigglypuff2310 2 years ago
bomb the crack at the right. (duh)
powermariogo121 2 years ago
He was being sarcastic.
YankeeDragon88 2 years ago 2
Hey what's up? Notice the strange goo in the back which is pulsating? wonder WTF that is?, Also does the star shop sell BOMBS???
Petey1Piranha 2 years ago
hmmm i dont know what to do next! It is totally not obvious at all! dont bomb that wall the the right of you! nope! dont.
Guyx4500 2 years ago
... Okay I can't resist.
Toad: The princess isn't with us, she must be confined somewhere else... Perhaps another cast-
Mario: *hammers the toad until he's pancaked on the ground* I'mma so sick'a hearing that.
RizuKomesu 2 years ago 2
I love how the door is being cliché by saying 'You'll never make it out! Haha! Hear me? Never! Do I gotta say it again? Never!! Hah!" Then you see the most obvious escape route within 1 second. OH LAWD.
S1ance 2 years ago
mini mario ownage
marioandsonic3339 2 years ago
If you though that was a devious trap, wait till you get to the second part of the castle.
ShrooboidBrat 2 years ago
you can ground pound those boxes in the corner for items
awsm12345 2 years ago
BOMB DA WALL at your right. Obvious crack is obvious.
Lebon19 2 years ago
What a cliffhanger!
S1ance 2 years ago
use the bomb on the wall mario was facing?
Tylee1O 2 years ago
NO SHIT
HE SOLVED THE MYSTERY
My face.
N00bkirb2000 2 years ago
Here are some ways to escape:
*Ask someone for a nail filer and cut the window gate
*Call a security guard, shock him with Watt, and take his key
*Fly up on Lakilester
My god, this game is impossible!
JustYakov 2 years ago 8
You forgot the option "Use the toads as a living battering ram to break through the wall".
Cauchemar89 2 years ago 8
@Cauchemar89 And also"Turn around and go through the fence because you are made of paper"!
null0bisneun9 1 year ago
@Cauchemar89 Dude, The door is unlocked >.>
MeAreMeGoesMOO 1 year ago
I think that the lava tilters are too keep the lava from drying up.
TheManOfDestruction 2 years ago
Yay! another episode^_^ lol
twistedsweet8 2 years ago
At first I thought the "lava tilters" were pretty messed up... that lava looks viscous as water, doesn't it? Then I realized it must be some kind of entrance decoration, like a nice little fountain thing.
Also, 5 comments already about killing toads...!? 0_o Ah well, maybe this is just the excitement of getting a new Paper Mario video~?
SuperSlasherZ 2 years ago
Naaw... Now that I've watched all the other paper mario vids, I realize how short these seem when you have to wait for another one... Keep going Cauchemar :D And good luck with the Mario 3 race!
Uberubert99 2 years ago
hmm..to escape you need to murder the toads so the koopas try to bring you to the happy house, then u kill them and leave to kill bowser XP HAMMER TIME!!
iamdeadyay 2 years ago
awesome vids bro,and that crack in the wall seems obviously suspicious.......
chaletamale88101 2 years ago
Since you're made of paper, slip through the spaces in between the bars. =-D
dainegai 2 years ago 3
xDDDDD
In fact, that would have been possible if that was Paper Mario 2.
Azentiger 2 years ago
yes it does shroom cake fixes everything
Deathspeak2u 2 years ago
Yay!!
MiltinMI 2 years ago
Bomb the wall!
124508 2 years ago 2
Really smartass?
jewboaca 2 years ago
cool video yet again.
DntH8DaPlaya6191 2 years ago
Its very easy just bomb the wall on the right side.
Tabuu64 2 years ago
i think he knows thats why he pulled out bombeta
Negative132 2 years ago
the first time i read that text when the little toad wished for shroom cake i was lol for a long time.
vampireluigi27 2 years ago
youre very quiet I need to turn volume full blast to hear u good
dragnerymon 2 years ago
If that works, that works, and it doesn't matter anymore.
Firestar77777 2 years ago
its an inconvience though, and he complains about it on LPF.
Atanih23 2 years ago
Who complains about what on LPF?
Besidest the audio is only slighty quieter compared to my other videos. The reason is probably my dying microphone, which is also the reason for those annoying snap sounds.
But I'll get a new headset soon...
Cauchemar89 2 years ago
i hope you made the last part fast! i cant wait for it!
luckjes112 2 years ago
cauchemar89 i toke about 4 days to get to bowser and defet him do it in less then 20 videos!!!
SuperFunny2343 2 years ago
And we give a shit why?
RizuKomesu 2 years ago
Because it's his personal blog - on a public video. On a public video, which isn't his video in the end. Actually it isn't his personal blog at all, when I just think about it.
Cauchemar89 2 years ago
Hacks. It's the only way out of there. Use nolcip.
Dooplissfilms 2 years ago
The god appolo is the greek god of sun and music (male) but, the god helios has a chariot (sun) and rides across the sky.
Dwarvenshit327 2 years ago 2
Ah... there we go. My knownledge about greek mythology is a little bit rusty. :p
Cauchemar89 2 years ago
Wow
jewboaca 2 years ago
I thought Helios was Roman? I'm probably wrong though.
MehrunesBloodFlame 2 years ago
Judging from the "-os" ending, I'd say he's Greek.
Kryppuk 2 years ago
But the Romans stole nearly everything they had in the earlier days, maybe that includes congugation?
MehrunesBloodFlame 2 years ago
I think you should hire and Engineer to build a teleport system out of the cell.
RefugeeJon 2 years ago
I think not.
*Backstab*
SSj3Mario 2 years ago
Make sure to murder their toys as well.
Firestar77777 2 years ago
Who needs a teleporter here?
I just take my trusty shovel and dig my way out of this hellhole.
Cauchemar89 2 years ago
The way to escape is to eat a toad and become super mario. Then you yell to the guard (the one you killed that had the key) that you can escape now. Then, he will become a drybones and will open the door. Then you knock him out and run back to the statue thing. :)
cramernjen 2 years ago
ask nicely the guards will let you out
DemonWolf60 2 years ago
What you do to escape is --
Wait, what?
Bowser's Castle you say?
Nevermind. You're screwed.
Reap268 2 years ago 2
I heard there's a trap door underneath those crates on the left.
wonderbar 2 years ago
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blow the wall open you retard!
darkfreddie10 2 years ago
Someone doesn't know how to take a joke...
RizuKomesu 2 years ago
Why can't the Star Spirit car thing go ABOVE the Bowser mouth and go directly to the castle?
spartacus778 2 years ago 5
Oh, common sense. Where would we be without you?
...
At the bottom of Bowser's flying castle. That wasn't in some harsh tone, by the way. o_o
kamajje 2 years ago
Kill and Eat the Toads for Massive Damage.
arconnect0 2 years ago
hmm this is hard maube plant a bomb and run
hellboy9k 2 years ago
Obviously, you use Watt's Swimming power to dissapear, causing Bowser Jr. to burst through the wall and fling paint at everyone, at then which after he leaves, you can escape.
XDbonsly 2 years ago
how to escape...? turn sideways and walk between the bars...
seriously have you seen how far apart they are?
RavenXeo 2 years ago
To escape, you need to turn yourself sideways, so that you can slip through the prison bars.
Oh wait, this isn't Paper Mario: TTYD, is it? D'oh!
randomyoshi 2 years ago 7
U have a point, what is that lava wheel thing for anyways?
commandermatt 2 years ago
The only way out of the prison is to have one of the Toads fake being sick to lure the guards in, and then jump them and escape when they come into the cell to find out what's going on. It'll work, guaranteed.
darkchiron 2 years ago 2
Or you could pull what that girl in Austin Powers 2 did and flash the guards so that they fall into a pit of molten lava. =D
... Wait, the guards aren't gay. Nevermind.
RizuKomesu 2 years ago
B in F O Yu
orrestrnden 2 years ago
1:43 - 2:48 was always my favorite part of the game because of the epic feel of it.
StakeJade 2 years ago
what you do is kill all the toads in the prizon then when the gaurds come to take their bodies away becaus they stink make a run for it
Chanjar 2 years ago 2
I agree! KILL TOAD! KILL TOAD!
Manonthe3up 2 years ago 2
yay new vid :D
Cainsgames 2 years ago
the wall go Boom
masteroflolkill1 2 years ago
to escape, just throw bombette right in front of you... lol
S3bz3r0 2 years ago
Oh no, not more reinforcements! Seriously, don't they know when to quit? CALLING FOR BACKUP WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM THE WRATH OF THE FAT ITALIAN PLUMBER!
... Ah heh. Great video as always. The doors are horrible, but I'm sure at least one of them will be... Entertaining. ^^; Stay Frosty and can't wait for the next update!
RizuKomesu 2 years ago
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Hmmm. I think you need to use the bomb in the left corner.
Zaziuma 2 years ago
Wow, I never thought of that - what a devious puzzle!
Kryppuk 2 years ago
Yeah it's really hard. I may be wrong!
Zaziuma 2 years ago 2
Lol.
Wait rated down? Touchy touchy touchy youtube. Bunch of people who dont get a joke.
Atanih23 2 years ago
Awsome, its finaly been recorded. >:D
NamiDaroowand 2 years ago
At last Cauch, appeasing the wanters. I'm tempted to watch my 75 video backlog... But do I really have 8+ hours to spare? xD
QuantumCrayons 2 years ago
Hey great vid
steeldragon95 2 years ago
Ah, been waiting for this.
skawo90 2 years ago