Legend of Zelda: The abridged series - episode 4

[mrjevos]

@TheShellshock1992 stfu you wasteman

[kollegahsterin]

naive navi

nice world play xD

[darkacidace]

*rating this vid 5000000000 stars*



[EssenceOfSouls]

@TheShellshock1992 They can't, PS3 isn't Nintendo, so the company that owns the copyrights to the PS3 aren't allowed to make LoZ since of MORE copyrights!

[devean00]

Cool

[JediMaster329]

Is that dead guard only in the n64 version?

[Vergilthenew]

@JediMaster329 no but he's only there after you get the orcarina of time and if you take the master sword he dissepears

[JediMaster329]

@Vergilthenew Okay, thanks

[awesomon]

@Vergilthenew so if you put the master sword back will he come back

[Vergilthenew]

@awesomon no he won't

[kayulzjordyx]

MARIOO!!

[MrAnimekitty]

3:06 did he say falon? I thought his name was talon

[Toshiro126]

snot boy :p

[Doddlebop4]

its ironic that she calls him snotboy because he shoots snot in majoras mask :p

[InvaderGIR98]

@Doddlebop4 LOL, I always wondered why all the other dekus shoot nuts but he shoots bubbles XD

[apex535]

@sharped69 :D

[apex535]

1: Click the CC button.

2: Click Transcribe audio.

3: What?

[ZeldaMaster3DS]

zelda in a bikini ;)

watch?v=Ljbnyz0eCpE

[SergeantBalthazar]

@TheShellshock1992 Just shut the fuck up. The developers of Zelda are Nintendo, so they wouldn't make a Zelda game for any system except for a Nintendo system. Why give their competitors more money when they can keep it all for themselves? It's called business, and trust me, if you really liked Zelda that much, you would by a Nintendo system. I'm tired of hearing everyone bitching about Zelda only being on Nintendo systems. Just stop trolling.

[Jailbird408]

@SergeantBalthazar People complain about that?

[DrFeelgood449]

His job is breaking the pots in that one building. That's the only way I get money in that game.

[ninjaducks2007]

@DrFeelgood449 actually you can get 20 to 40 ruppees if you climb up the chains on the draw bridge... or you could kill those skeletons or whatever they are called that come up at night when you are young link. Just thought you would like to know.

[slathbog]

this is so funny 

[dragonxyz6]

1:03

HOLY SHIT! BEAR GRYLLIS IS DEAD?!?!?

AT LEAST HE DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED!

T_T

[DrCameltoe]

He already got a job, moning the lawn, that's why he get all these rupees

[thekidwhoisrandom]

LOL , mario has a pony tail at 3:12

[xBUBBA1995x]

the sad part is the jokes are so old that ther not funny

[SuperIceCreamify]

"A shroom. They're like a special-a kinda mushroom. Except they make you feel like you are-a TWELVE-A FEET-A TALL. And they're-a perfect for when you're-a traveling through-a pipes to different kingdoms!!!!!!!!!!"

[aaron75fy]

@SuperIceCreamify stop taking drugs falon, and go get your daughter

[EmFanMAX]

IMA FALON JUST ASKA ME LUIGI ERR INGO XDD!!! LMAO

[idate516]

Link, he come to town, Come to save! the princess Zelda But Ganon took her away Now the children don't play, But they will, when link saves the day! Hallelujah! Now Link, fill up you're hearts! So you can shoot, your sword with power! And when you're feeling all down! A fairy will come around, So you'll be brave, And not a sissy coward! Awesome song~

[GamerInari]

"hello sir. could you tell my simple minded flying friend that its not so bad living on the streets in this town?

Internet explorer has stopped working. IInternet explorer is restarting.

does that answer your question link?

[TGamer43]

Solder-EEEEAAUGGHH

Navi-i think hes dead

Link-what? what did he die of.

Navi-well by the look of him he look like he been attacked by wild dogs but by hes smell i'd say he was drinking his own urine.

Ha! This guys awesome!

[soraroxas61988]

2:36 .... voice crack

[GamerInari]

i knew i wasnt the only who thought talon looked like mario!

and i know this is pretty irrelevant, but these videos really make me appreciate how much graphics have improved in the remake of this game (apart from that, it seems pretty much the same)

[allwheeldrive123]

"You look like a shruum. They make you feel likw your-a Twelve--a Feet-a Tall!" xD

[fiercedietyfan]

dude you got a 3ds ?

[AceTheMadAngel]

@fiercedietyfan He uploaded this 4 years ago

[sonicnn2]

dear youtube this man has 56 dislike fix all i shall go on a killing rampage

[9000failurez]

dude I never noticed that he does look like Mario!!

[bladeravenhead8]

@9000failurez dude its ninendo every nintendo thing has a mario reference in it in LOZ a link to the past some of the houses have pictures of mario in them

[catlayingdown]

Navi: You broke it didnt you....

Link:.... Kinda

Lol hahaha

[GamerInari]

@catlayingdown i think its important to point out that the important thing is that we both survived

[LanceVert1]

So the dead guard is Bear Gryills? o_o

[SwissCheezelovspink]

What happened to the milk?

I think the important thing to point out is that it's important that we survived.

You broke it didn't you?

You gotta love Navi XD

[JasminePaygeBrooke]

55 people were attacked by wild dogs and had to drink their own urine.

[UnexplainableIdiot]

drinking his own urine? Must have been Bear Grylls

[SirZippety56]

@UnexplainableIdiot i'm a hobo on the street, better drink my own piss

[ShimesaKaantaHayaera]

Drinking your own urine is good for you.

[zach10168]

2:50 lol! link sighs like navi! 

[huttmunkkeeeys]

@Gewdpullsplz Who would be idiotic enough to think that song was by System of a Down, the singer doesn't even sound like Serj Tankian. Well... I guess there are stupid people in the world, that's life.

[JasminePaygeBrooke]

If you look REEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAL close, Talon's hankerchief pin or whatever the heck it was, it looks like Bowser's head. (P.S. If you go into the courtyard, you can use your slingshot ad hit one of the windows and a soldier dude throws a bomb at you. NOT the window with the pictures of various Mario characters.)

[JasminePaygeBrooke]

If you look REEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAL close, Talon's hankerchief pin or whatever the heck it was, it looks like Bowser's head. (P.S. If you go into the courtyard, you can use your slingshot ad hit one of the windows and a soldier dude throws a bomb at you. NOT the window with the pictures of various Mario characters.)

[Fairydragon12]

@JasminePaygeBrooke It's on Malon's scarf too. and I did that once just to see if it really worked. It did. and I got a game over...

[JasminePaygeBrooke]

@Fairydragon12 I know. And I'm sorry about that. I did say that he'd throw a bomb out the window.

[Fairydragon12]

@JasminePaygeBrooke True...

[JasminePaygeBrooke]

@Fairydragon12 At least you can save. How many hearts did you have? Full health would've meant that the soldier threw a highly unstable nuke at you. Plus, even if a slingshot pellet hit the window (and didn't break it) soldiers shouldn't throw explosives at poor, defensless, 10 year old armed boys. Too bad that only works once.

[Fairydragon12]

@JasminePaygeBrooke i had at least two hearts left.

[JasminePaygeBrooke]

@Fairydragon12 Apparently bombs are powerful! Did the bomb hit you or did you pick it up or were you too close to the explosive range? Neat bomb fact: If you hit a wall that can be demolished with a bomb, it'll sound different from the rest of the wall. Also, after being picked out of the bomb bag, a bomb explodes in about 4 seconds.

[Fairydragon12]

@JasminePaygeBrooke Oh I kwen that XD! I was just stupid enough to be in bomb range...I like th TP bomb better though! BOMB ARROWS FTW!!!

[JasminePaygeBrooke]

@Fairydragon12 Hehe, Zelda explosives LOL. In Twilight Princess, there are three different bombs: BOMBS!!! (Sometimes being simple is the best and most effecient way of blasting stuff.) WATER BOMBS!!! (Finally! Explosives that you can use underwater to nuke those Octorocks!) BOMBLINGS!!! (Creepy, crawley bombs! The advanced version of Ocarina of Time's Bombchus.) All of these can be used as Bomb Arrows. DENY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS WITH EXPLOSIVES!!! Bomb Arrows: Zelda fireworks of explosive death.

[Fairydragon12]

@JasminePaygeBrooke I LIKE TP BOMBS!

[99FeeBee99]

@Fairydragon12 YAY FOR FAIRYDRAGON12

nevet1212 introduced me to adam

he also introduced me to you

I found you at adam

now i'm happy :D

[alexaxely1999]

Oh poor poor simple naiive navi.

LOL

[NinjaAceXYZ333]

he made 9 rupees without a job by the time he speaks to the girl O.o

[Stewiegriffinist]

@Gewdpullsplz Plus, being a S.O.A.D fan, I never even thought of S.O.A.D until someone posted that it sounds like them on the comments of one of these videos

[pokemewnic]

55 people have been nicknamed by Malon.

[batursi]

This is so funny!!

[Jailchiken7]

Dear youtube, Sigh. why the crap did u ever come up with the decision to not be able to rate a vid 5 stars? also, wuts with the new info and like button? the info is in the wrong area. plz, make it right.

[TheBlur2010]

how did you find that soldier at 0:37?

[DestinedJedi87]

@TheBlur2010 He appears after you see Ganondorf for the first time; go behind the market, to the back alleys, and he'll tell you he was waiting for you, then dies.

[christianLink1001]

*link* uhhhhhh sir? *navi* I think hes dead* *link* what did he die of. *navi* From the looks of him he was attaked by a dog. From the smell he was drinking his own urine. XD Thumbs up if that was your favorite part.

[kittycatcarley]

but how are you going to afford the necessities like food or shelter or love?

[LepordGirlXD]

u have the awsomest name on youtube

[wheelman1324]

Talon(Mario) in this video sounded more Jamaican than Italian.

[joshmonster94]

@Gewdpullsplz you know rabbit joint is the album name, right?

[LadyAlzers]

@joshmonster94 It's a self-titled album. Rabbit Joint by Rabbit Joint.

[joshmonster94]

@LadyAlzers

I was though it was Joe Pleiman with the album Rabbit Joint

[LadyAlzers]

@joshmonster94 If you Google Rabbit Joint website, click on their MySpace, and go to songs on the side column,the song is the first one on there.

[eeveenw]

Navi: Okay, What happened to the milk?

Link: Well I think the important thing is that we both survived.

Navi: You broke it didn't you?

Link: Kinda

Me: LOL

[robertricardo123]

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡PLACE SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0:02

[krazyk00k00bird]

55 people live on the streets getting attacked by wild dogs and drinking their own urine

[sonicfanboyee]

it's Talon

[rukahatake]

dude i love these shows man im on my third time watching them

[lioncat97]

@rukahatake  I have watched this so many times I have every single word memorized

[retardtwin576648]

ok i want the theme song. who sings it and where can i download it?

[IHugShortPeople]

It's Talon, not Falon. -_- Other than that, this is really funny.

[superawesomenessbros]

I'll call you snotball

[murderouscult]

wow never noticed that talon and ingo look like mario and luigi

[pikachu18179]

@murderouscult i diid

[themajorasmask34]

@murderouscult I did:D

[NibblesAndCasino]

@murderouscult

are you blind?

no offense

[murderouscult]

@NibblesAndCasino well seeing as i was a kid the last time i played this...

[NibblesAndCasino]

@murderouscult i'm a kid too. I'm 12. I noticed.

[murderouscult]

@murderouscult by kid i mean i was 8... im 17 now.

[DarkEspada91]

@murderouscult I agree

[KDR466]

@murderouscult if you look closely at talon's neck, he's wearing a bowser broach.

[awesome8x]

@murderouscult And Malon is Daisy

[AshuraandWechidnia]

@murderouscult 0_o

[jediknightjossfel]

"I think he's dead."

[UnCensoredSean]

amazing, as crappy as little kuribbohs early days, he is still fucking funny and is famous. well the moral is........ as long as your funn, you can use something as shiity as windows movie maker, if your not funny, well then you better have the skills of steve irwin if he was a producer

[pikachu18179]

@UnCensoredSean who the hell is little is little kuriboh

[UnCensoredSean]

@pikachu18179 you have been shuned

[pikachu18179]

@UnCensoredSean why?

[UnCensoredSean]

@pikachu18179 how dare you not know of littlekurib0h and no less while veiwing a adamwestslapdog video.

[pikachu18179]

@UnCensoredSean and the problem is?

[mirandafantasy]

lol shrooms xD

[matanui1212]

his name is talon but he sounds like hes saying falon. is it supposed to sound like that or is it his accent

[Amywilkey]

@Gewdpullsplz actually its by Joe Pleiman for his album the rabbit joint

[Samael16661]

@Gewdpullsplz Fuckin pissed me off back a few years ago when people were stupid enough to post videos called "System of a Down - Legend of Zelda" and all that crap. Good that other people have started noticing!

[crocodileman94]

is it just me, or does Malon sound like that old pedofile in Family Guy?

[RYUZAKI420]

mario? XD

[malameurtheninja]

@RYUZAKI420 no i am not a mario, i am a talon. Just ask my bother, a lui- i mean a ingo. XD

[toping767]

thumbs up for shroom drug reference

[superlinkgalaxy2]

i love your video's

[UncleRicherd]

lol.

[superjboy16]

XD mario accent

[SilvaShadow1990]

why is it when you act as Malon's voice, you sound like the old pedo dude from family guy X'D

[Maverickdude97]

I KNEW i couldnt be the only one who thought Talon and Ingo looked like mario and luigi.

[GoodRetroGames]

@Maverickdude97 FALON!

[theawesomevideoman11]

@Maverickdude97 That's because Talon and Ingo ARE Mario and Luigi!

[supercharazard]

"You, are about'a the same size as a shroom."

Lawl

[EzioAuditoreXIII]

What is the begining and ending song?

[poopoopaula101]

@EzioAuditoreXIII system of a down

[TheVeige]

I think he drunk his own uring.

[Ckytaie]

I never saw the dying soldier...at what point of the game do you see him and why is he dying?

[HypersonicMonkeyBoy]

@Ckytaie After the point where you gain all 3 spiritual stones. Got to market after you get the ocarina of time and when Zelda runs away on a horse. Its in the back alley by the way.

[gamemasterej]

This is what happend than falon enterd the castle: Falon enters the castle... after some time the text "sorry but YOUR princess is in another castle". falon gets bored of reading and falls asleep.

[plank107]

hehe gyoo!!!!!

[FullOfDarkness13]

mario?!

no talon! ask my brother lui- uh i mean dingo

EPICNESS xDD

[ZeldaTimer12]

is his name Falon or Talon? im a little confused now..

[kodocha4ever09]

@ZeldaTimer12 it's talon.

[EeveeSoulSilver]

His name is Talon, not Falon! I've played this game before. He even says Talon in one of the later episodes, the Filler episode with the ranch!

[ianmarshal25]

why did you put "hehehe snalt ball" in this seser

[Dr170]

Does Malon sound a little bit like Herbert?

[Articuno15]

@Dr170 You're right he does sound like Herbert!

[zeldaking320]

"Ok, what happened to the milk?"

"Well, I think it's important to point out that we both survived."

"You broke it, didn't you?"

"Kinda...."

rofl

BTW, who delivers milk in crates? eww...

[Sixtiesera]

It's A Me Falon lol =]

[Whybehim]

adamwestslapdog name looks like adamwest slapdog

[FighterTrophy]

@Whybehim OMG it's true, I never figured why he typed adamwestslapdog in the space User, you're smarter than me. Wait a minute Whybehim sounds like Why be him, OMG I'm smart too! :) I'm smart enough to type :) Sweet!

[sucidalbeing3]

haha falon deffinatly is mario mario after retirement =XD

[DiCkSoN738]

navi talking even more lol XD but she funny.

[Broadwayfreak2013]

Good episode i like it.

[saigonoid]

Super Falon bros 3 with Ingo

[ShimahnC]

You sound like that dude from the Legend of Neil

[Cawesome69]

I still like zana's better

[shsunukh]

@Cawesome69 Yes Xana is funny but there are still a bunch of us who still like adam ^_^

[Tainosan11]

dude this is an awesome series



[OU812AtomicPunk5150]

"oh poor, poor, simple, naive, navi...you are about to be proven wrong. hello sir. could you tell my simple minded, flying friend that it's not so bad living on the streets in this town?"

"uhhhh....."

"i think he's dead..."

"what?! but what did he die of?!"

"well, by the look of him id say he's been attacked by wild dogs. but on the other hand, by the smell of him id say hed been drinking his own urine."

"soooo.....job hunting here we come! ^_^ " xD

[mythologian1]

What did he DIE of?!?! Navi: by the looks of it he mustve been attacked by a pack of wild dogs', but by the way he smell's he's been drinking his own urine. XDDDD

[TheGodsmack123]

GINGERS HAVE SOULS!!!! :P south park

[IamTMan007]

DID YOU KNOW: Your urine is accually safer to drink than your spit.

[sozaj]

@IamTMan007 where on earth did you learn that?

[IamTMan007]

@sozaj in a book called "The big book of Boy Stuff"

[shsunukh]

@IamTMan007 The hell O_o;

[DeltaD36]

Watching the captions makes me lol. They arn't even close. XD

[TheLinkys]

how did that soldier appera there

[TheGamerOfTheYear]

@TheLinkys

That soldior appears right after Gannon leaves Hyrule Town after Zelda. You go to the back alley and see him therte.

[spear401]

"soooo.... job hunting here we come!"

[nunogabriel1]

ahahahaha " it is me, mari... er... Talon"

great joke

XD

[cooljoey1800]

Super Falon Galaxy 2

[fastwin0]

OMG... ADAMWEST SLAPDOG RULEZ ASS HELL

[UchihaItachi8000]

Malon sounds like Winnie the Pooh.

[vinjeni]

@UzumakiProduction it's the hard working ingo

[nevet1212fan]

mario lugi 

[syngates216]

rofl I never realized how much they looked liked mario and luigi and i've beaten the game 150+ times lol

[ThatWhichAssasinates]

"by the smell of him he has been drinking his own urine"

[sasukex125]

whats cool is that when youre little link all of the dungeons are(or used to be) alive

[Ghost2116]

@sasukex125 the goron dungeon isnt/wasent. neither wast the desert temple thing that you visit later. or underneath the well. or any of them that i can recall except inside jabu jabu and the deku tree

[sasukex125]

@Ghost2116 no, i ment the spiritual stone dungeones. and yes, dodongos cavern WAS alive(not the actual temple, so sorry 4 any confusion). the framework is a big dodongos ribcage and the big skull in the main room.

[Ghost2116]

@sasukex125 lol i forgot all about that (i havent played OOT in years.

[sasukex125]

@Ghost2116 lol, its ok. i remember cuz im playing oot right now

[Cynda315]

"Oh, poor, poor, poor simple naive Navi."

Lol, Contruby reference! (Replace"Navi" with "Leprechaun."