Chris Rock - Money Makin' System

[Sheem51]

PIIIICK FOOOO AN PIICKKK SIIIXXXX! LOL.....

[Sheem51]

U HAVE 50 DOLLARS IN THE BANK U COME BACK 2 DAYS LATA WHAT DO U HAVE IN THA BANK 50 DOLLAZ DATS NOT RIIIIITTTTEEEE! LOL.....

[TheCK640]

Anybody else notice the price kept going down?

[kevolegend]

the laws of being a millionaire: everybody kissing your ass

[dxareuready132]

keep pressing 0 and see chris robo rock

[gmoolah804]

POOTIETANG?



[bisnonnocanapa]

wow the right girl is touching his d.i.c.k. for shure...go for it chris!!

[dirtywaysreturns]

This is wonderful. Amercians really are dumb enough to fall for this.

[Ifuckingh8you]

I used to be just like you, depending on my personality to get women.

Well look at me now!

[MusicOfTheSystem]

Scratchin' Off the Boxes Willy-nilly XD

LMFAO!

[MrDonsean25]

hahahah

[AgentMcgeek]

Funny how they are scratch cards and not lottery tickets.

[Deeliciouse3000]

Lol Chris Rock, ROCKS!!!

[SONSofVENDETTA]

damn if only people were that stupid id be rich

[lilmoney51]

@SONSofVENDETTA u int lie i wud be rolling in money na

[n1blackman4u]

I may not understand the laws of probability but i understand the laws of being a millionaire: EVERYBODY KISSING YOUR ASS lol

[OutOfMyMindsHD]

Pootie Tang and Biggie Shorty are in all his vids

[FlOuRiSh18]

1 in a million chances

[basketballmonster100]

even some really big numbers like ooh 41

[BakuraSR45]

IM IN GIMME DA MONEH!

[Kobeee55]

k were can i order this?? some 1 plz get the number 4 me im really intrested

[two2birds]

"Even some really big numbers like, ooh, 41."

[FoodStampShuffle]

its almost as easy as picking numbers at random!

[rec711]

lol

[Tricolorrr533]

oh im so like calling right now!

[grimoneus]

Brilliant satirist Chris Rock is! LMAO

[mattmckenzie92]

From my mama's house to the penthouse!

[reyreyes]

ill teach you how to scratch tha boxes willy nillyXD

[alecb56]

LOL<3

[terrence2445]

lets pick a big number oooh lets say 41

[cwa96]

i called its a dead line damn

[TheLegocreator121]

if more people buy more tickets there is a less chance lol

[bishop0305]

Pootie Tang @ 1:20 LOL

[VAMPIREREAL12]

can i call too?

[IamMeredithK]

i sell lottery tickets at a gas station- you would not believe the people who actually get mad because they don't win! the chances are 1 out of 4 stupid! just give me the money and there's a 1 out of 4 chance that i'll hand it back! it's just as fun, i promise!

[sgissweet845]

The boat marina in the background reminds me of those cheesy late night infomercials...ha ha!

[chillydogification]

Its Funny how when it comes To black Folks a Few individuals are responisble for the whole communities reputation. bush fucked up so where does that put white people i wonder

[chillydogification]

now ders four black people in  d white house if obama fucks up its back to square one

[jordanmachuca]

@407buddy: What the hell is wrong with you?

[RSCII]

That first audio testimonial is Wanda Sykes... hysterical!

[MarkMillionaireGuru]

Hello brendodsa

I have to admit I am very impressed with the quality of your videos here on youtube.

They are certainly a pleasure to watch as I do enjoy them.

I am sure there is many others who also feel the same about your videos.

Mark McCulloch

[ridwan1985]

hahahahaha chris is a fukn legend

[BADRANG23]

damn there sure are a lot of different ways to scratch a box LMAO

[guitarjunkie66]

the price thing on the left reminds me of all these ebooks on the internet

[stevechen1991]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!i love wat that nigga sed who drop outta skool hhahaha

[MackDaDDyWarbucks]

"Hey Malcom your money makin' system is the best, you might even say it's the winning ticket!!!"

[iliketha]

@MackDaDDyWarbucks why does there have to be people who write quotes from the video and nothing else, that's not a comment, you're not passing comment on the video! what do you get from it??

[Hanske90]

You can either win or lose, so your chances of winning are 50% XD

Hahaha!

[cgasucks]

I'm very interested in getting it...but the phone number doesn't work :(

[amartinjoe]

LOL!!!ROFL!!!

[robynmichellexo]

omfg :]

[ch1kk89]

rofl. hilarious.

[shiozza]

keep in mind that when you use the malcom munroe money making system and invest your money in lottery tickets only two things could happen, you could either win or lose, that means yo chances of winning are 50% hahahahahahah, he pulled this off perfectly he looks like the seediest salesman

[K3rm1tth3fr06]

"I'll give you a gurantee I'll gurantee that it'll at leat make one of us rich"

[mryungtalentedDJQ8]

rest was iight

ma fav part was

Scratchin all the boxes at once

Scratchin all the boxes one at a time

Scratchin all the boxes vertically

Scratchin all the boxes horizontally

Scratchin all the boxes corners first, then the insides

Scratchin all the boxes insides first, then the corners

Scratchin off the boxes willy-nilly

[cbaldwinjr]

I have learned to scratch the boxes all willy-nilly thanks to Chris Rock

[jeramiahmedina]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

[vehementelement]

HAHAHAHAHA

[dayvidob]

i really wiish they would show this in the uk so funny chris rock is a legdend

[angelbabeof69]

EVERYBODY KISSIN' YOUR ASS!!!!

"Hey mother fucker, answer the god danm phone! listen bitch, don't make me come up there and beat your ass!!!"

[mao12345]

This skit is so true and good.

I thought of something like it a few years back when analyzing those silly infomercials which cherry pick the 1 or 2 lucky successful people out of thousands who try their crap to give testimonials. You might as well extend this advertising ploy to lotteries and only show the lottery winners who reap "2000% return" as Chris Rock says.

[raphiki07]

That was PootieTang!

[86Timewarp]

anyone notice the price going down?

[dargonzilla]

yep... nobody didnt call XD

[86Timewarp]

lol i would be laughing if the would

[yungjj84]

Anybody else notice that when he says, "5 times the scratchin, 5 times the winnin", he puts up 2 fingers then 4 fingers? LMFAO!!!!

[DizzyD301]

OMG MY YOUTUBE IS FUCKED!~!!!! WAHH

[chachee99]

i remember many years ago actually watching a real informerical which claimed to have a strategy system to make money with the lottery.

[curious2see963]

Many times they have had to stop people from playing because they figured out the system for garunteed constant wins.

[robertwc82]

"may not actually kon-stit-tute a real promise"??

derrr urrr ummm what doesthe that mean.

anyway im off to buy lottery tickets

[EducatedSlang]

my boy pootie tang

[dmxhound]

racist bastard

[bivo511]

FUK U U RACIST CUM BUKET!!! y dah fuk u on his page anyways??? DUHHH

[EzeLuke]

looooool

[badamc]

oh snapz that was pootie tang!!!

[54spiritedwill54]

loool, what a commercial

[OGRM]

it may make atleast one of us rich xD

[davidlaksa]

it may make atleast one of us rich

[robertwc82]

then again it may not

[itzallaboutme18]

lmao 3 million in tickets n da garauntee

[robrushrules]

lol this is funny

[uwhuskiefever1]

haha the very last thing people said the guys like "answer ur phone"

[JoonByun]

Is that Pootie Tang?!

[forezis]

sapataww

[matt19blah91]

Yeees it's him^^^Love the film....Wadatah...Sa Da Tay^^

[comptonseazy]

lol the guy speent 3million on lottery tickets, that made me laugh

[Quadrange]

may not consitute a real promise

[88FanNASCAR]

Scratchin off every other box and then goin back and scratchin the remaining ones

Scratchin off the boxes you feel have the winning numbers and than goin back and scratchin off the others

AND THERE'S SO MUCH MORE!

[88FanNASCAR]

My favorite part: You'll also receive my brand new tape, Scratch-Off Secrets. In Scratch-Off Secrets, you'll learn every secret I know about the scratch-off lottery. You'll learn secrets like:

Scratchin all the boxes at once

Scratchin all the boxes one at a time

Scratchin all the boxes vertically

Scratchin all the boxes horizontally

Scratchin all the boxes corners first, then the insides

Scratchin all the boxes insides first, then the corners

Scratchin off the boxes willy-nilly

[RickyTrelease]

haha classic...isnt that how obama won the election ....dumb americans...chris rock is a smart funny guy

[EddRoy21]

ONLY $1.95

i might not the laws of probability, but i surely do understand being a millionare!!!

EVERYBODY KISSIN UR ASS!!!!!

LMFAO this whole thing was funny as hell fuck man chris rock is of the hook

[howdyimme]

wait 2 yaers 20$ after 5 tickest a day how is that a 2000% return intrest?

[88FanNASCAR]

It's a joke. It's probably a 2000% loss on your investment. This video is helluva funny.

[zedfenix]

ahahaha only 1.95

[bosanaczauvjek]

lmao period

[Spike1885]

lol.

[prasad604]

lol one of us will be rich

[howdyimme]

wait what really happens if i call that number?

[FreedomFighterCO]

you will probably end up calling some strange man who makes strawberry jelly for a living on his farm....who knows, it could happen!

[rapper303]

its fake because it has the 555

[PrivatePowler]

really?

[techila420]

my mom actually droped out of skool at 4th grade

[karlozusa69]

give me a break

[mryungtalentedDJQ8]

ha!

r u serious o_o

[howdyimme]

i did this i went from my mommas hous to the bighouse

[Acorbietto]

*penthouse

[howdyimme]

no bighouse aka jail

[Acorbietto]

Well that's what you get for being a moron.

[chewderdi]

"hey motherfucker answer the goddamn phone Pussy bitch, don't make me come out there and beat yo ass" LMAO LMAO at 2:40

[KennyAndEddy]

lol look at da price on da bottom-left corner.

$199.95

$169.95

$79.95

$19.95

$1.95

MAKE OFFER!

[1000Demons]

"Lottery is a tax on the stupid".

And yet it doesn't stop me playing once in a while. Hey, wait a minute...:D

[dendys1]

HA HA POOTIE TANG!

[GamerRevolution]

lol :)

[Vitto1999]

I feal like I want that fu*k`n ticket too :)

[Pomacea111]

loool, what a commercial

[2wild4haterz]

Damn dat a good idea lol. what a scam!!

[callingkarma]

omg chris rock is the best!!!!

[TeazyWeazyBaby]

haha..thats wanda sykes on the phone

[roto2025]

hahahahaha

guys buuloxebey is making a joke chill out

[jellybeen]

1:47 to 2:03 wat an asshole!

[roto2025]

IT'S A JOKE!!!

[jellybeen]

DUH!!!!! which is why i sed what an asshole AS a joke responding TO the joke! smh.

[ynwdafuckup]

lmfao chris rock da funniest

[subfloorjoist]

pootie tang!!

[MyVideoCollection]

That reminds me. I have to go spend my $5000 a week on lottery tickets. I'll get rich yet if even if it bankrupts me.

[henrybai1988]

hahahaha

u can only win or lose, so ur chance of winning is 50%! hahahahahaha

[kiropoldoro]

"scratchin' off" secrets,.. haha,..

[terrasidius]

awesome comedian

[MeniSpirit]

gotta love his cheesy smile