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  • 0:04 Shout glory and praise Cthulhu! Same thing as Jehovah, really.

  • I'm pretty sure this is all tongue-in-cheek. This is so overboard that it can't possibly be serious. It's designed to make fundamentalist Christianity look ridiculous, which it is, but relax, people, it's just a joke.

  • wait whoa whoa whoa. So you want people to live in sin if they are not Christian?!

  • OI! I AM FROM CALIFORNIA WITCH!

  • This is something I've never understood, how exactly would homosexual marriage 'destroy' society? I honestly can't see it changing that much, just some couples would choose to marry and some wouldn't just like we have now. Where's the danger?

  • I refuse to believe people this insane really exist. As a christian, I'm offended by her closed-mindedness and borderline neo-nazi approach on society.

    It helps me sleep at night thinking that these people are just trolling us all, helping us to see the insanity in religion through a horrific/offensive satirical manner.

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  • These videos are so astoundingly dumb the uploader has got to be a false flag-style troll.

  • It's amazing to me that there are still people in this world who believe all this crap...poor things...I pity them.

  • I hope every single one of these videos is intended to be satirical.

  • This is clearly a joke. And it is hilarious.

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  • @fozkoppe Wow, kidnap me please!

  • @puppydoggeh Sure, where you at?

  • you know what because of you I'm am ashamed to be a christian right now...

  • this is satire its obvious at 0:40

  • I'm thinking this is a poe.

  • @AdviserMoppet I'm thinking you may well be right.

  • @Goneoffshore It just seems so bizzare to be real.

  • Here's a good solution--

    Let's outlaw political marriage altogether and makeup a new, non-religious term like "civil union" and if you want to be "married" it must go through a church.

    That way, your "marriage" isn't "ruined" and they can be happy.

    oh wait i forgot we can't be happy unless we worship an invisible man in the sky.

  • Yep, this is totally a Christian nation. *cough*1st amendment*cough*treaty with tripoli 1796-1797 article 11*cough*

    And I'm just wondering, how does homosexual marriage harm, in any way, your heterosexual marriages, or even affect them? And people who don't practice your religion either?

    "Society will crumble to dust"

    Right right, so Canada, South Africa, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Belgium, and many others are dust. Wow, the definition of dust must have changed recently.

  • Mrswhitford. You make me absolutely ashamed, and disgusted to be an American.

  • Just feel that Christian love!

  • Fuck this shit and fuck the american christians retards

  • "Nothing works better at defending our great nation than prayer"

    Guns work, and bombs...

  • You DO realize that our founding fathers DID make something called the First Amendment, right? Freedom of Religion. Suck my giant bisexual cock.

  • just like the segregationists, you will be made to look like bigots by history.

    if you really loved this country as much as you all claimed, you would know the founding principals of this country are equality and freedom of expression. you try and delay the progress of these with your hate-filled beliefs.

  • The formula for a loving marriage=2 adults who love eachother more than anything else in the world! nuff sid.

  • @mrswhitford Using scripture to "defend" your god does not work. In order to effectively defend god you must first show that the bible is the word of god. In order to do this you must find a reliable source but the only one you can find is the bible. This is circular logic and does not work as an argument. You must find a credible outside source. Give that to me then prove god is real. By the way this country was founded on religious freedom not on Christian values.

  • @mrswhitford And as You can see you back hand the logic. All this does is prove that I am right. Unless you are willing to come up with a valid argument.

    Atheists:1, God:0

  • You should die in a fire, give me your address, I'll kill you, literally.

    I mean it, give me your fucking address

    Lets see god protect you.

  • That does it. Bitch, I am PRAYING for your destruction.

  • "I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of...Each of those churches accuse the other of unbelief; and for my own part, I disbelieve them all." - Thomas Paine

  • "Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise." - James Madison

    "This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it!" - John Adams

  • @mrswhitford I can't back up anything with scripture, because it's useless to me! You can't ask a scientist to back his theory up with scripture, because he does not believe in god nor the bible, that's why the bible does not PROVE anything. Also, NOTHING in the old testament actually happened. NOTHING. There was no father of all tribes in the middle east, all that stuff never happened. It's just full of useful advice, but nothing to be taken seriously. And you can't really be serious about cucu

  • My 4th wife, underage mistress and myself are all tired of these gays mocking the institution of marriage.

  • LOLOL fucking mental baptists

    You dont need to be religious to get married

    welcome to the real world

    yeah.. prayer, really works doesnt it, you sit around doing nothing but talk to yourself in the hope that an entity will solve it. OR you get up off your ass and handle the problem yourself. which of these actually work I wonder...

  • @oceankitti You are so fucking right it almost hurts, you Christians need to do your homework, fools.

    I think i might go join the Freemasons.

  • I'm canadian and Even I know that america was founded by atheists and Deists, IE people who believe that there is a non interventionist god who has no stake in the universe beyond having created it. Also I would like to see a solid cited scientific/sociological arguement against homosexuals before I stop supporting their rights and no citing hovind or any christian scholars, I mean scholars with real qualifications and no christian bias

  • omg PSYCHOS

  • Why are people offended? This is what your bible says. And there is NOTHING not a single verse that says you can pick what to believe in the bible. On the contrary there is much to say you must believe all or be damned.

    That's why when I see a local church or mosque with members leaving at the end of one of their services...I steer clear.

  • Man + Woman = Marriage!!!

  • HAAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAA!

  • >marriage is being defended

    Aren't more and more states legalizing gay marriage?

  • This video is horrifying and not just because it features hideous swollen headed things with the voice of omnicidal robots- it's frightening that people crazy enough to go beyond the bigotry of being anti gay marriage, straight into the baffling insanity of being anti marriage for all non-Christians are out there, in the world making dreadful youtube videos.

  • Me and my boyfriend laugh at this

  • As a person, I'm offended at this video. As a Christian, I'm APPALLED. You can't just take Bible verses out of context like that and... I just... I HAVE NO WORDS. I really, really hope this is a joke, because I'm running low on pity for the fundamentalist anti-intellectuals who actually believe this crap.

  • @oceankitti So you're saying husbands SHOULDN'T submit to Christ?!? You're saying that's taking scripture out of context?!?! And you call yourself a CHRISTIAN?!!?!?

  • All the potentially inflammatory statements in that comment, and you pick on THAT? LOL

  • Hello, I'm an Atheist. This is why people are rapidly leaving your religion, you know. See, God is like an imaginary friend, it's fine to believe in him when you're little, but you need to come to terms with the fact that he's not real as you grow up.

  • @mrswhitford mbers being the devils vegetable and made by god for people to stick them up their ass?

  • Delusional and sopping wet with histrionic babble, but entertaining.

  • This is one of the funniest thing I've ever seen, maybe you should just become an atheist and make these videos as satire.

  • Two words: Delusional Psychosis

  • Too bad marriage was around long before Jesus.

  • Who the heck voiced this? Was it one of those robotic voiceover thingers that comes with a computer these days? It makes this video utterly hilarious. Actually, this video would be hilarious with or without the horrible voices, but I can't figure out if its supposed to be funny or not.

  • This is real, pay attention atheist scum bags. Satan sent a demon to my house. The demon wanted to buy my soul, he offered me riches. I was weak and sold him my soul. I felt terrible and I asked my lord Jesus Christ to destroy the demon. Jesus answered my prayers and destroyed the demon and he returned my soul. I asked Jesus if I could keep the money the Demon gave me and Jesus said yes...Thanks Jesus.

  • Video or it didn't happen.

  • The church took the video to study it. They say it is evil and that they are going to keep it. If you where to watch it, you would die within one week. The only way to save yourself is to not believe in the devil or jesus.

  • How convenient. lol

    Surely you Jesus Freaks would make such a video public, since you constantly bitch about "nonbelievers."

  • I agree...lol Evolution is the only way..

  • There's a reason personal testimonies never convince us....and this represents exactly why.

  • I can tell you this; when I die and go to heaven I will kneel at my lords feet and ask him "Why are you such an asshole"?

  • Hilarious! Consider yourself subscribed.

  • I don't get it.....is this suppose to be serious?

  • LOL! I needed a good laugh.

  • True christian ideas eh, you mean like openly attacking anyone who disagrees with your pointless book of stolen mythologies. id say they where true christian thoughts alright. It is people like you who would also advocate the works of the malleus malefactorum based on the sentence "thou shalt not suffer a which to live" how about you keep your bigoted, uneducated 17th century ideas to yourself. Your veiws are an embarrasment to the human race.

    you're views are abhorrent as is your pretend god

  • This is an insult to humanity. Take your religious bullshit up your chastity belt.

  • "...even in communist states populated by marijuana cigarette-smoking yuppies like California and Maine."

    "If homosexuals are allowed to marry each other, society would crumble to dust..."

    This video is so unbelievable that at first I thought it was a sarcastic spoof. It's full of ignorance that I am shamed to see in the year 2010...What is wrong with some people? Let's try to put some open-mindedness into this new decade.

  • This is why a lot of people dislike Christians :/

    I'm christian. You can be christian and open minded.

    Telling people they will go to hell is very very RUDE. People improve more from positive kind videos. Not threatening people that they will go to hell -_-

    I think god is like morgan freeman in bruce almighty xD

  • mrs. whitford is a dumbass haha i swear she has half of her brain is gone

    tell me how gay marriage attacks your marriage in anyway

  • Ha. Ha. HA! Please, mrswhitford, explain HOW marriage between homosexuals and non-Christians threatens marriage. I'd love to hear more of your zealous trash.

  • Jesus makes a nation great, but sin is a cancer to all people. You need to pray and accept Jesus Christ before it's too late, and then you need to pray that homosexuals don't get married. If you're a real American who cares about protecting our Christian nation you would defend it from these types of threats.

  • Stop persecuting me and my religion! You have allowed yourself to be decieved by satan's horrible lies (like evolution, Santa, and rock music)! If you don't, you are without excuse, and you'll BURN IN HELL FOREVER! Worship the SON, not the SUN, and not yourself or monkeys!

  • Are you stupid? Threatening atheists with eternal damnation is like threatening a herbivore with a shortage of meat forever. It means nothing to me. There is plenty of hard evidence for evolution, which is being constantly updated, unlike the Bible, which is filled with innumerable contradictions and obvious injustices. For example, Jesus was angered by the fact that a group of men could not cure epilepsy with practice exorcism. Science has proven that epilepsy isn't "posession" at all.

  • I'm not entirely sure why you think I believe in the existence of Santa Claus. I also believe that as you assumedly do not believe in Santa Claus, you are as much an atheist as I in that respect - and I happen to believe in unicorns, kappa and the monster under the bed as much as I believe in God; and I'm sure you don't believe in those either.

    How is rock music evil? It never hurt anyone. It didn't start "witch" burning, or any Spanish Inquisition, or fully-fledged wars.

    Unlike religion.

  • PS: LOL. You took my comments seriously.

    Science by definition is the understanding of the world that the Christian God created and has given to us. As such Science is Christian in nature. This makes sense given that Science is about finding truth, and so is Christianity. It is unfortunate that science has been hijacked by Darwinists and liberals.

  • That is a total fabrication. Science, by definition, is the explanation of NATURAL phenomena through observation. Evolution is held as one of the fundamental areas of scientific study. Sorry, but you can't pick and choose which branches of science are true and false to fit your beliefs.

    Okay: please explain the existence of dinosaurs.

  • Dinasaurs were created by Jesus, duh. Just another typical liberal non-christian who says a lot of words that end up meaning nothing. Your reign of terror over science is ending, and people are starting to speak out about the evolution cabal. First Global Warming, and now Darwinism will be exposed as the hoax that it is. You need to do the research and learn facts.

    Also, sure you can pick and choose stuff. You atheists do that all the time with your lack of morals and selfish hedonism.

    /sarc

  • You're not exactly making much sense yourself. Too any bible studies trying to find passages where Jesus was taming dinos?

    Or are you just another brainwashed moron with the cromosomes of an inbreed hick?

    Another thing: Christians have been persecuting people all over the world for 1700 years. And RW reløigious Freeper Freaks are doing it again in America. claiming that you country is based upon the bible. Well, you did, by committing genocide on the Native Americans. Very Christian..

  • @Anphanax

    Who is persecuting you? Is anyone keeping you from going to church, praying or marrying whom you want? Are you being murdered harrassed or denied equal human right? I think not. Are you being ridiculed? Possibly, but your beliefs and attitudes deserve ridicule and if you or your god can't take it you are both giant pussies. You are also ignorant to think tis is a :Christian nation" or that atheist worship themselves or monkeys.

  • @Anphanax Lol, rock music? What are you, 60?

  • Cry "religious persecution" till your lungs bleed, marriage is for everyone. This video was a good laugh though.

  • I don't agree with this one bit. It's absolutely disgusting how these types of christians try to force their religion on other people.

  • Furthermore, where does the Bible say that I should force my beliefs on other people. Did Paul stop pagan sacrifices or others from sinning? Instead all we should do as Christians is spread the Gospel and at most not associate with those who do not agree with our beliefs.

  • If you see a drowning man, would you refuse to force your belief that he shouldn't drown on him? Saving someone's soul is even more important! You are one sick individual, wanting people to burn in hell forever.

  • okay, before i comment on this further i need to know. Are you being serious or is this a parody website.

  • You just broke Tabor's Law! I am as serious as the fires of Hell, mister. I am as serious as the damage that non-Christians, homosexuals, and Darwinism are all doing to America.

  • Tabor's Law is wrong and i just need to know if i'm wasting my time or not. If this is a parody website then that is great and I can watch it and laugh. If this is what you actually believe then I'm willing to explain to you how your beliefs aren't supported by Christianity.

  • Tabor's Law is NOT wrong! Mr. Tabor is a friend of mine and he was right when he noticed that atheists, when facing a Christian armed with the WORD OF GOD who is winning the argument, will accuse the Christian of "just joking". Now here's where you're going wrong. You want to explain to me why my beliefs aren't supported by "Christianity". This is very important to note... I don't care what salad bar "Christians" have to say. If you think I'm wrong, explain it to me using nothing but the BIBLE.

  • okay, 1st Tabor's Law doesn't even apply here because I am a Christian and the argument hadn't started yet. Two, Tabor's law doesn't work because a wacko Christian who doesn't understand what he is talking about will reach the same result. Three you haven't answered my question on is this a parody page. Four, I don't see why I have to use only the Bible to prove my points.

  • I've answered all your questions! It's not my fault if you refuse to read or accept the answers.

    I also strongly doubt you are a "Christian" because any decent Christian knows that the Bible is the LITERAL WORD OF GOD, and the WORD OF GOD is central to EVERYTHING! If you can't use the Bible to prove your points, your points aren't worth proving.

  • So, as far as your concerned, all science is pointless? THINK! Why would your god give you a brain if he didnt want you to use the damn thing!

  • Originally there was no Hell. In the Old Testament the word is "Sheol" which means "grave" or "where the dead people go" in the New Testament it is "Gehenna" which means "valley of Hinnon" which is a valley outside of Jerusalem which was pretty much a garbage heap. It wasn't until centuries later that the early church attributed eternal fire and torment to Hell for no other reason than to get more people to go to church. In other words, they made it up to scare people into obeying them.

  • As for the word "Hell" it was taken from Norse mythology. The Norse Hel is where all dead go, good or bad (unless they were warriors who died in battle) the good live well there and the evil are punished.

  • Also, the Bible is not the literal word of God especially the New Testament.The Gospels were written by anonymous authors. Acts was written by the author of Luke. 9 of the letters of Paul were written by Paul. 4 letters of Paul were written by unknown authors who signed the letters as Paul (many writers at the time would put the name of someone more important or famous on their work so that more people would read and accept it).

  • The rest of the New Testament was written this way except Revelation. Revelation was not placed at the end because it talks about the end of the world but because it was the last book to be accepted into the Bible. At the time, there were many examples of apocalyptic literature. The Book of Revelation just happened to be the one they chose. The Bible (especially the New Testament) was written and compiled by men.

  • And finally, Jesus was not white and he was jewish.

  • p.s. Jesus was described, by the Pharisees, as a glutton and a drunkard and they questioned his methods because he would eat and commune with the outcasts of society (i.e. the beggars, cripples, prostitues, etc.)

  • @mrswhitford

    Can you prove that insane claim?

    There are hundreds of other belief systems who'll beg to differ.

    Christianity is a religion of violence, oppression, brainwashing, and threats of eternal damnation if one doesn't believe the exact thing as it's insane followers do. And whom are you to claim this vile statement?

    Do you follow the whole bible literally? Both testaments?

    Do you follow the bible literally even when it contradicts itself?

    Christians are self centered psychos...

  • Sorry, but I have a comment on this:

    I hav e never met a bible wanker ever winning a disussion with me. Sepically when their peabrains can't see further than the dogmas of their own insane, psychotic desert god...

    Ever seen Pat Condell por Christopher Hitchens?

    Richard Dawkins is just too kind to theocratic fascists most religious nutcases are.

    Why am I saying this?

    Islamist dickheads claim exactly the same thing as Christian mullas are claiming. Both sound like broken records..

  • @bohemianwriter1 "Sepically"?

  • You are one sick individual, threatening hell upon people who are perfectly ok the way they are. Just because you have a book that says they aren't doesn't somehow invalidate them.

    You are plain and simple a disgusting individual for your beliefs. You would kill people who are different so you could be a little more comfortable.

    The world does not improve on the back of your efforts.

  • oh, my, my. You really can't be serious. No where in all of christianity has anyone claimed that non-christians shouldn't get married. If that were true then what about all of the Jews and Gentiles of the early church. Show me anywhere in the Bible where Paul told converts that their marriages were invalid. Also, considering that marriage existed before Christianity I think it is safe to say that one can be in a marriage without believing in Christ.

  • Once converted they have Jesus in their marriages, therefore the newly Christian marriages are valid!

  • Don't know if it was my browser or what, but the video kept stopping and starting; wouldn't finish.

  • How I´ve missed your videos, Mrs. Whitford!

  • what a hilarious bitch. THis is just funny. let's quote a book, telling us that homosexuality is wrong. because that book fell from the sky and is awesome. SOUNDS LIKE PERFECT ARGUMENT TO ME

  • Jesus will not have to destroy all nations; Jesus tells me in dreams: Nuclear armageddon

  • Loved this. You are the best representative of Christianity on YT.

  • lol, taking religon too far much? its called seperation of church and state christian extremest

  • Shout GLORY!! This is your best video yet! My compliments to your husband, Mrs. W!

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN!!!!!! You put out another winner, sister.

  • E.D.F ! E.D.F.!

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