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  • to all those people who are so defensive about this... Lobsters shrimp and crabs don't have brains, just minor and very simple nervous systems. The boiling water kills the lobster immediately. Boiling and eating a lobster is no more harmful than eating a salad.

  • U FUCKING DESCUST ME !!!

  • now i get it, its not the lobsters that scream when you put them in boiling water, its the obnoxious women you have with you

  • I'm gonna boil my next lobster in a clear glass pot... it didn't struggle much tho. Sure it was still alive?

  • it died pretty damn quick

    

  • @Wolfmoonlake you're not suppose to cook lobsters when they're already dead, they're best cooked still alive

  • if they dont scream how do u know it hurts? maybe they just passout.... forever

  • @Wolfmoonlake its a lobster theres pleny of them move to maine

  • @Wolfmoonlake

    Actually the lobster dies pretty much instantly, It'll go into a shock induced coma VERY quickly. Within a few seconds.

    And it'll be properly dead within 10-15 seconds, most likely less.

    The movement they see for up till 30-45 seconds afterwards is residual muscle spasms and the bubbling boiling water pushing the body around.

    As long as the water is PROPERLY boiling, this is about as humane as smashing it with a hammer, but far less damaging to the food.

  • Fuckin douchebags.

  • @Wolfmoonlake If you kill it first it wont boil properly. Lobsters have such a primitive nervous system they dont even feel pain.

  • @WhiteMaverick321 That is very not true, and if they didn't feel pain they wouldn't run when nibbled at by a predator, they wouldn't scream whilst in the boiling water.

  • @ichbineincoolcat Lobsters dont feel pain because they have such a simple nervous system, just like how your unable to tell fact from fiction due to your having such a simple mind. Lobsters dont scream, they couldn't even if they wanted to since they dont have the capacity to make that noise. The "screaming" you hear while they are cooking is due to air escaping the shell.

  • @WhiteMaverick321 If it didn't hurt then they wouldn't try to escape and fight for their life.

  • @ichbineincoolcat They dont have to be able to feel pain to know they should avoid dying.

  • @Wolfmoonlake apparently yr not supposed to kill it before putting it in. i'm not too sure why but a friend of mine (who is a beginner chef) said its bc if it dies before you put it in it will start to spoil inside the lobster shell so you have to cook it while its alive so the organs dont decay even in the slightest. or at least thats what he says

  • WHY ARE THEY SCREAMING WITH THEY LIKE IT...? THEIR HAVING FUN...this is fun to them...they pretend to be grossed out and say... omg! LOOK AT HIM...HIS EYES...EWW...please shut up you fake bitches you love it. SICK.

  • uh. kill it humanely next time. if not, move to china, pig.

  • well microwaveass if u would of learned how to cook a lobster the correct way by using a larger pan with a fast boil,,,,so when u dropped it in,,, the water would have stayed at a boil thus killing it fast instead of tryin to craw around and then stupid enough to put it on utube!!!!

  • not that i care either way but it takes like 2 secs to kill it with a knife first, when you cook a chicken do you just pluck it alive and shove it in the oven clucking..

  • Google "Lobsters and crabs feel pain, study shows" and click on the first link.

  • if you are going to kill do it humanley. horrible!

  • trust me you guys won't be going to heaven...except the woman if she didn't eat it...

  • Truly truly sickening and disgusting excuses for human beings. I can imagine guards at Auschwitz getting similar fun out of torturing people to death.

  • the same should happen to you

  • @Wolfmoonlake exactly what i was thinking.

  • i thought they screamed when boiled, i could only hear women screaming

  • @Wolfmoonlake you do know that humans and lobsters are very different dont ? you cant compare boiling a lobster to a human

  • Yeah its torture when the lobster doesnt feel pain, it doesnt even have a brain u idiots.

  • @Wolfmoonlake too late now bro lol

  • Wow freaked me out

  • THAT STOVE IS PURPLE! I like it.

  • and I thought it only the chinese and koreans that were totally fucked in the head.

  • @planeboy500 faggot

  • @Wolfmoonlake No it's not, it's in their bellies.

  • I dont know what she's complaining about, her fat ass probably ate the whole thing shell and all.

  • fuck this people

  • i will be a vegetarian

  • Those dumb whores at the back really need to STFU

  • this is funny hahha

  • THIS IS NEARLY AS FUNNY AS 9/11

  • @smithandbesson Lol'd

  • all you people saying thats this is crule id the person dunked it into boiling water straight away then the lobster would of died instantly the screaming is cold air escaping from the cracks in the lobsters shell

  • Thanks a lot asshole! Now I'm going to have nightmares D:

  • Not fair to make a spectacle out of its suffering.

  • @hmcdsinger its a fucking lobster your liberal!!!

  • @flattsrocker15 so? it still feels pain. if you think it doesn't matter that it's getting thrown in there, then you must not think it'd be too bad...so i'm sure it'd be nooo problem for you to be thrown in a pot of boiling water until you died, right?.

  • @musicfreakk1 bah. i'm pissed off at someone else and am taking out on the people of youtube. i apologize. >_>

  • @flattsrocker15 -- What a typical conservative response: "If it's not me, then I don't care about it's suffering!"

  • Dang that lobsters fuckd :DD

  • Are you aware that crabs feel little to no pain when boiled?

  • if you cook it alive, unlike normal crabs, its muscles will freeze and you will have a very bad consistence of the meat. Stabbin its head and running the knife straight along the head (splitting it) will leave the meat nice and tender.

  • you should pre kill.

  • die

  • die

    

  • It died anyways head first or not

  • The water is supposed to boil, and put it in head first! u fuckin torturer...

  • she is saying no but i bet she ate the lobster, bloody hypocrite.

  • @DeathKitty123456 and you have proof

  • @bugeater64 no that is why i said 'i bet' not 'she did'

  • existence sure is cruel, I love being at the top of the food chain and I am sure really thankful for my blood stained legacy who got me there, thanks ancient neanderthal\homosapiens guys! we got that privilege now! you did a great job!

  • someone SHUT HER UP!!! geeezz if you don't like it fuck off

  • Whoever is cooking this Lobster is a fucking idiot. First the water isn't even boiling and second you are supposed to kill it humanely cutting through the head so hormones don't fill up the meat. You made the shittiest lobster on earth.

  • She doesnt wanna admit they had an affair.

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  • WE GOTTA EAT!!!! damn lol

  • Think of the hopes and dreams that lobster had.

  • @FranklinGarret lmao XD

  • For the record, lobsters aren't really developed to feel that much pain anyway. cracked.com ftw

  • For the record, the second the lobster hit the boiling water it died. The heat practically melts their brain, meaning they feel no pain and death is instant.

  • what type of woman who's in the kitchen all day long doesn't kno that Lobsters barely feel anything? Dumb women...

  • you're supposed to freeze it til it doesn't move. boiling it whilst it's live can make it's legs fall off, and obviously it will feel pain when put in live.

  • wow fucking stupid let dye quick it can fell pain dumbasses

  • @Mackmane25555 you do realize that it (the lobster) has a REAL shitty nervous system right? it can feel little to no pain, not to mention that it has no concept of self.

  • Jesus woman really??? He can't feel pain!

  • @easilyamused713 Are you serious? They can feel pain

  • How the fuck did I get here

  • @hahahaloveful haha I was thinking the exact same thing

  • i bet the lobster was relieved from having to be hearing that lady

  • isn't that illegal?

  • @meganwinfield96 hell no.

  • God women scream and whine a lot... for something they probably Asked For and Ate no problem...

  • @garyabernethy2 thats what i was thinking..she bitches about cooking it.. but i bet she had no problem eating it later

  • Bitch STFU!!

  • ''Please, I don't wanna see it.'' Then get the fuck out of the kitchen if you don't want to see it.

  • @carsonnik She's a woman, she can't leave the kitchen

  • @carsonnik WRONG. The woman has to get used to things like this. After all, you can't tell a woman to get out of a kitchen when really, that's the place you want her.

  • @carsonnik Im not sure if its physically possible to "send a women out the kitchen".

  • @carsonnik why are you telling a woman to leave the kitchen?

  • @killahkronik420 yea dont put ideas into their head ffs lol

  • @killahkronik420 EXACTLY what i was gonna say!

  • @carsonnik you dont understand, thats her place!

    lol jk

  • They also raped that lobster before boiling it to death.

  • mmmmmhhhh lobster... tasty

  • y is that electric stove coil purple???????

  • Lobster:ahh this hot tub is the bomb fat annoying lady:oooooooooo maiiiii god Lobster:ohh shi.>>>>JUMPS<<<<<

  • I want lobster now.

  • Shut the he!! up!..get out the the )@mn kitchen if you dont want to see...

  • the bitch is annoying. stoppped me from enjoying the vid. someone shut her the fuck up

  • head first dumb fuck 

  • Didn't cut the rubber bands off, which is extremely unhealthy, and the water wasn't at a rolling boil, which is rather inhumane for the lobster.

    Try to be a bit more careful next time.

  • Shut the fuck up you bitches

  • I wonder how many videos have been ruined by idiotic annoying women

  • I've watched like 5 videos now and none of the lobsters r screaming in any of them

  • OH MY GOD, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!

  • youre supposed to take thre rubberbands off the arms. you ate chemically altered water

  • silly bastards

  • I WILL BOIL YO ASS BITCH!

  • Those bitches better not eat any

  • "your supposed to put it in head first :(" HAHAHHAHAHAAH WTF WAS SHE THINKEN!

  • just leave then woman!

  • Ok hold on now. So you're telling me that you put these little guys in boiling water and they shriek and they turn red and they die? That is the most METAL thing I ever heard in my whole life! High five!

  • quit whining so damn much...shiit...if u were bitchin bout not puttin em in...y the fuk didnt u save its lyfe...jajajaja...screamin aint gonna do shyt...

  • that stupid woman!!!

  • OH I HOPE IT DOESN'T HURT IT TO MUCH

  • it's funny how the fat one was complaining, she's gonna eat most of that lobster anyway.

  • The water is supposed to be boiling very hot b4 you put them in there. They will die within 12 seconds if its the right temperature.

  • tell ur wife to shut her fat fucking mouth

  • I was wearing earphones when i watched this... now i think i need my ear's checked...

  • This just makes me hungry for lobster...

  • @microwavebutt its blue due to infra red signature given off by the stove. its invisible to the nakes eye, but it gets picked up by camera. get a tv remote, and press a button whilst filming the top of the remote (where the transmitted is) its blue!

  • Lol its a lobster who gives a fuck

  • "you're supposed to put it in head first" as if that would make a difference.

  • @lowlypeasant She said "Your supposed to cut the head first" jackass lol

  • @34SkiLLz14Luck Wrong. Listen again.  Apology accepted.

  • 93 peoples orange was not blue !

  • stop fucken screaming

  • Put the much larger lobster (the women) in... one less dick in the world

  • women keep your mouth shut if all you do is scream

  • I was vegan, now, im still vegan.

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  • Someone slap that bitch -__-

  • Dumb loud mouthed broad.

  • why the hell u got glass on the hob?? u do know thats really unsafe? wouldn't the glass crack and/or explode??

  • @ItsAmeliaMadeline Pyrex ;)

  • the screaming indicated that the women never knew how to cook to begin with

  • That screaming bitch is so annoying fuck her and her inbred piece of SHIT LIFE!!!

  • DONT KILL LARRY THE LOBSTER!!!

  • What kind of camera were you using?

  • i bet the lady still ate it

  • So did the ignorant one who said it was cruel eat any.....?

    I certainly hope not....

  • Why are you guys so startled at putting a tiny one pounder in a tiny pot?

    Just curious.....

  • If it was bigger than you it wouldn't have mercy. That asshole would rip you open and eat you.

  • practice on kittens first before trying this with a lobster

  • ''I dont want to see it''

    WELL THEN YOU STUPID DUMB FUCKING BITCH, EVER THOUGHT OF TURNING AROUND!?

  • Why didn't the lady do anything? Let it free? Punch that stupid jerk who thinks it is *fun* to torture lobsters? I hope someone will throw him in hot water so he is having a slow and painful death and someone will torture him!

  • shutup bitch...go to the store and get me sum budwiser

  • dumbass, fat, american rednecks

  • microwavebutt tell your mum or who ever was screeming they dont feel pain

  • This is even more painful for the lobster because this water is clearly not boiling, not even any bubbes or steam.. This obviously mens the water temperature is about 60 - 80C which is a much more slow and painful death

  • @TheFrams at least he got to live longer.. lol

  • Im the only one who felt anoyed by the womans voice/screams???

  • That actually isn't true about more tender meat when you boil them alive. It is just the opposite, because their bodies and muscles tense and they also release toxic stress chemicals into their bodies up when dying in boiling water instead of being humanely and quickly killed before. Therefore making the meat more tense and less healthy.

  • arn't u supposed to take off the rubber bands?

  • who cares if its torture its just an animal

  • animal eat them before theyea you

    

  • 2:02

    "Does it mean this orange will be blue?"

    lmaooooooo what a dumb chick

  • chase those screaming b!@^# away

    

  • The water should be boiling!

  • The humane way to kill it is to quickly insert a sharp knife behind the head shell and pull it through, spitting the head in two. But then again, I would just boil it alive.

  • idiots, at least put it in a big pan with water thats actually boiling really good, this way the water cools down from his own body temperature, and he wil have a slow and painfull death....

  • I have no problem with killing animals to eat, I've even eaten sushi that was alive twenty seconds before, but why wouldn't you boil the water properly first?

  • that was more of a woooo than a aaaah

  • "omg hes still moving" well yeah captain obvious  the water isnt boiling.....its just really warm water....you guys are a bunch of cooking pro's...thats for sure

  • The water wasn't boiling? YOU RETARDS.