THE REBECCA BLACKOCALYPSE!!

[skrillexmagnet]

@MasterDuckBringer well she will ruin it even more then

[LettersOnKeyBoard]

Woot

[SmosheyGoodness]

Why is he worried for the episode being PG when he curses A LOT??

[jakebw123]

IM A WINNER -.-"

[rickpaints1]

I promise Phillip Defranco's Obituary will say: he was a stupid unfunny douche. What a loser.

[HappyVanillaAngel]

The mother should have supported and encouraged her daughter, reassuring her that she is beautiful just the way she is. I could understand if the daughter was getting severely bullied and was having real issues with it but it really does seem like its just an issue with the mother and thats not cool.

[fusionfaller1]

WHITE POWER even tho i'm not white.

[sushilaceymax]

THE BLACK COCK A LIPS

[MrSesshomeru]

The surgery is going to plant a seed of hating the different in that girls head that mother is horrible for not fighting for her daughter seriously . i think she should get lipo cause i bet other parents talk about her weight too

[skrillexmagnet]

she will ruin glee

[MasterDuckBringer]

@skrillexmagnet Glee was already ruined to start with.

[thejudge1445]

FUCK THIS BITCH

[ITYELENOL]

Ehh I am different and proud and all you other people out their.... FUCK YOU AND YOUR NORMAL ASS I am a boss and you are just stupid trolls who just sit on Youtube ALL day not working to become great.

[MadKemist]

I Love this show and have been following for a while..keep up the good work phil

[wesley41419]

anyone who just subscribed to this video and commented just to get the kindle....LIKE

[chelseachang5667]

lol kewl

[PIPSQUICK25]

hi

[MsJcsgirl]

hahahaha, "I feel like we are further stupifying our children..." xD genius

[jplecas]

i hate how every vblog edits out the spaces between words. why do they even do that? that must take forever to do

[GovnaBuckingham]

what an obnoxious fag jesus

[LandLockedBlues13]

@GovnaBuckingham ... I expect my fag jesus to have a little more poise too, well played Govna!

[derpbunny]

bla cock alypse.

[Ctrl1u]

I almost forgot to hit I dislike this fucking guy....thanks

[Ctrl1u]

I wish you would go I way and die....I was looking see Rebecca.

[MrMotortech]

Shut up and get off you tube you douche

[xSxRATTLEHEADx]

I'm kinda indifferent about the surgery thing I mean its not really a huge deformity its a minor thing really I mean hell the mom is the one who really needs the hug here not the kid. The kid is just like, "hey itt doesn't reall bother me and sure I get a little flack for it, but at least I don't have "black cock-n-lips"

[Blunted206]

the Rebecca Black-cock-a-lips ahahahah

[sk8trdude85]

@Blunted206 LOL

[Tuttomenui]

2,391 Rebecca Black fans watched this and went away crying.

[ndanniba]

i almost made it through the whole whatever-this-is...and, frankly, i'm exhausted. i am going to go to sleep now.

[mrsjuiceyj8]

Hey Phil! I wanna see some of your fat pics! :) Share some on one of your upcoming videos. Please!

[futureman1400]

Shouldn't it be the Rebeccapocalypse? i dunno just seems more catchy >_>

[kristoffergil23]

 gay

[TheReneeRoche]

Glee Did Friday Better Than Rebecca Black Did Lol

[cushe83]

You look like you lost head weight phil

[deeppurple28]

blackCOCKaLips!?

[bettycorona]

you talk to much dude.

[liteblde]

awesome show! Keep it up!



[theSTAR70]

"liquid AIDS" LOL

[DeahOiram]

Black cock a lips

[Boomies559]

if someones computer crashed because of too many porn tabs open at once, then maybe the computer shouldnt feel any regret.

[Roxie1034]

Okay I have just started watching this show or whatever you want to call it and wow, you are hilarious. Quick question. The picture, in the back of your room at the bottom right, is it of a man or woman? It could be a mix between johnny depp(as jack sparrow) and some African (not being racist) girl. Also, so true about the computer thing. They don't need some stupid personality thing. Anways, thanks bye:)

[greenessR]

:o ur cute!!

[lersoccer27]

That girl shouldn't have sugery! This is what makes kids think they have to be perfect to fit in! I have the same problem with my ear, and most people think it's cool, not weird.

[Enj01]

i knew it! the song from sequence.... i heard it b4.... it the song at the end of your old videos!!!! love that song

[happytree535]

ok u make vids like a bows

[TheKeyboardMaster100]

Vhuh

[xMrWeirdox]

did u go play pac-man after this video ?

[rodolfoalmanza]

Maybe instead of that mom feeling embarrassed for her daughters ear and what others think. She should consider loosing some weight you fat cow. And think of the embarrassment Shes going to bring for her daughter in the future lol. Maybe she can get staple and some lipo hahahaha. If the girls is fine with her ear let her be! And worry about ur health first.

[BA7735]

I think in may be unnecessary but it may help he parent feel more proud of the child she has. I don't think manipulating your child for personal gain is good though.

[vintertor]

RIP

[deadsearolls]

Phil. You. Are me. In a way.... I'm going through the same shit childhood you went through and I love newsy stuff and making videos. I look up to you man.

[michaelxmischief]

What part of Kansas? I don't wanna not show up to the wrong place.:)

[Emmi1472]

This was cool

[sudonick]

You are amazing.

[GuitarLover1417]

I really want a Boss GT-10 pedal effects board for my guitar ! And a (blue, black, or silver )drum set ! And a bass...I love music !

[syrianarab95]

I love your what the F**k people

[pliosaurus]

How many times did you cut the video so you can sound the least faggy as possible? (you failed in your attempt)

[JJblackst]

PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!U WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE. 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE.HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READIN THIS SO DONT STOP NOW!THIS IS SOOO SCARY.SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSSHES NAMEWILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOO SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!

[MrBobtheTroll]

Liquid aids summarizes it perfectly Phil.

[Rasberrysundae101]

courtney cox's face is distracting

[MrDarkbaron007]

@Captainpoomby What would you like him to do? Stare at the camera for 5 minutes?

[dareb123]

Add A Slow Down Button Dude !

[cheapcape]

he is annoying, but fluffee is more annoying

[CaptainPommby]

Shut up Phill!

Just SHUT the fuck up!!!

[MrMcStatus]

@CaptainPommby

you clicked on the video... dumbass

[Nigelrioux1]

i just saw some dude named somethingTthomas seemingly ripping you off phillly. you're #1 kid, #1. no for reals, you're awesome dude.

hugz

[SuperEpicCanadian]

men

[XxTomx69X]

I think the mom is right. When I was a little kid, one of my eyes were bigger than the other. I was constantly asked if I wanted it fixed but in all reality, I didn't care. When I escalated to the middle school in the 5th grade I was made fun and picked on relentlessly by kids much older then me. I finally got the surgery and looked normal but after I was stilled teased. I think it is a good thing this mom is doing.

[MrSpinbadd]

Boobs

[TheMidvvestmilitia]

"I just feel like we're stupefying * jump-cut* our children. *jump cut*"

Does this guy suffer from some form of retardation? How can you fuck up your lines so badly that you need a jump cut every 3 seconds!?

[sdsapphire]

Phillip Defranco sucks balls .... dude get off my balls !

[SorryNoCommentHere]

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[facegooable]

I have the most common birthday ever and I haven't found a video uploaded on my birthday. ;(

[Bmw33newmoon]

@Awhiteman1000 am glad u counted them all-.-

[ftlqed]

You should give away your advertising statistics, so like years from now, its even cooler.

[TIKOMIX]

Dude there is WAY TOO MUCH clipping for no reason. Hurts to watch.

[codizzo]

Videogames

[SorryNoCommentHere]

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[RickyJamesPivotVids]

@SorryNoCommentHere Error, try again

[kenshion072]

@SorryNoCommentHere LMFAOOO!!!

[FunGamerG]

@SorryNoCommentHere LOL

[MrMarcos2533]

one hell of an underbite

[enticingmuffin]

why the hell is this guy so popular

[brola001]

My greatgrandpa died at 127



[djkidgorilla]

Balls. (I really wanna win just by writing 'Balls'.)

[smithacoya]

bad bad bad bad bad realy fucking bad bad bad.

[acrochick33]

you talk to fast and its like wacking it for an hour

[bsod17]

did u take an arrow in the knee?

[compendiumgravemind]

the human brian is a computer. its electricity throughout your body and mind. regret. a chemical reaction to a personal event or situation triggered by... and electrical impulse in your brian to "feel"... as for feeling bad about the failed atempt of porn. or the slavement of mankind. one of these comments allows the second to be a conceivable possiblity. looking at our race would is suprise you to hear a computer would want to delete us? look at our track record.

[boyroyall]

اش يبغى هذ هو وجهه ذا

[AngryKittehPoo]

Who ever is picking the featured videos must be retarded

[HPlookalike94]

i dont know why, but rebecca blacks head fits so well on glee people. maybye cause they both suck

[morguefilla1]

if u guys like twisted mean-spirited humor like me: go to that site hollywoodpinata.

[apache0987]

Has anyone seen Ask A Ninja? This guys voice, video editing, and humor sounds just like the other videos.

[admiralofcuteness]

OMFG

[Mac17onTheTrack]

2,000,000 dislikes, XD

[joeyjoeyjibjub]

pause the vid at 3:23 secs the put ur thumb n the monkeys nose (in the back round) and cover half of the monkeys eye and then it will look like a girls face

[momenjarrar]

you are awesome ;)))

[cgr00m]

hmm... I have a cousin named Courtney Cox. But she doesn't look like Courtney Cox.

[tbenzadrine]

Rebecca Black is awesome. Great that she is making some money from her video. Most of the mainstream video and songs stink. You and your stupid inflection got old in about 15 seconds.

[TheJenny865]

@tbenzadrine Says Rebecca Black's biggest fan. Which also makes him...... Fill in the blank!

[gutarjunky]

i wonder why youtube suggested to me a video that was uploaded 8 months ago

[Bassmoverz]

@gutarjunky Lol, me too! D:

[cojosao616]

@gutarjunky Me too :P

[fireflyeclipse]

BLACKOPOLAS!!!...almost sounds racist lol

[Avalot25]

blaCOCKalipse.... :|

[TheEvileChallengers]

I'm commenting on this video for the book thing

[hydrolito]

So did you watch the "Misfits of Science" it had Courtney Cox in it to only younger?

[hydrolito]

If you had of done exercise in High school so you could play Football then extra weight might have been an advantage remember Refrigerator Perry. If your fat and lazy though extra weight not good.

[Conary1]

that mom needs cosmetic surgery

[NedN00b]

I suppose, her parents have a point. For now, her friends & classmates don't care, but one day, she'll be her parents' age. It's probably not necessary to make a big deal about it, but if a foundation is willing to pay, I don't see any problem in this case. The general statistics on cosmetic surgery for youth bother me more.

I now know why they call it "Black Friday". It's the future influencing the past -- a prophecy, perhaps.

[PointClickDelete]

Phil was fat and abused when he was young? Oh my goodness. You are a verystrong person. Susbscribed.

[8BitDisaster]

5:55 YOUTUBECEPTiON?

[Snipehunter505]

what you were fat??

[FSTEPSstudios]

My day has just been made.

[princesskrunch]

phil is so cute :)

[cookiebrain129]

You sir. Are. Annoying.

[Araclain]

@cookiebrain129 You just diss PhillyD?

[DanniAndHim]

@cookiebrain129 U ass, it makes sense your username is "Cookie brain"

[TenaciousBrie]

@cookiebrain129 hahah too funny.

[lifeisfunwithpeople]

rebecca black cock alypse

[kikiburgos2907]

i found rebecca black....UN-TALENTED....! y she famouse.....se doesnt have talent....maybe cause she looks like a singing dancing monkey....! xD

[AugustGerro]

ну и пиздит же он, не умолкая

[Danny12345655]

i find his voice annoying

[Route166NJ]

Yea!!!!! Some good has come fom Rebecca Black...I found Philip because of her and now I am cool because I am a subscriber now!! My life will change..Yea!!

[bboyTaz92]

Be gradeful to what nater gave to u. Hear other ppl oppinions but if u have ur was of thinking follow it. If ur not sutisfied bout urself looking if u can chnage it change,so u can feel better. Not to feel any1 else better. Cuz if some1 cant accept u the way u are. hes not worth u.

Apologize to haters...english is not my mother language so...if i have made any mistake in spelling sorry.Hope that u get what did i want to say.

[saligari666]

i hope phil gets cancer,like tomorrow

[onlinegam3play]

maybe its me but i think her last name was cox for a reason idk

[guitarist0201]

Black-cock-a lips lmao

[datickywickygurl]

So, let me get this straight....You're famous for sitting chair, telling lame jokes, and criticizing people who are much more successful and famous than you are......considering your laughworthy contribution to society, don't you think it's a tad bit hypocritical to judge Rebecca Black for her undeserved fame and success??? I'm just sayin, "Those who live in glass houses..."

[zackarii]

Computers with regret.... We're one step closer to machines taking over.

[cassidy99ful]

comment on anything? o.k. istanbul should be the capital of turkey.

[snappingturtlesunite]

Phillip DeFranco choked on a grape and died. Like a baws. XD <3

[dogdude84]

this video needs more cuts

[SinCity2100]

Darkseid >>>>>>>>>>>> Rebecca BLACKOCALYPSE

[AManAndHisCheese]

I LOVE YOUR INTRO

[DsWolfrider19]

KINDLE

[YevPeace]

This is a nice show you got there, give me a Kindle! =)

[hefjbg]

rebecca moreno

[mmtna]

bitch I will kill you

[So1othurn]

Black Cock on your lips? o0

[emoawesomeness06]

like a baws xD

[osiris3004]

cuisine, recipes, cooking, recettes marocaine, beauté , recette facile loook Ofemmes.com

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[GumiBers]

I already have a kindle ut I want a white one O.O

[AtomosKalumet]

THE REBECCA BLACKOCALYPSE!! Aka... 2012!!!

[alex20678]

well... shes not being builied now but it seems people get more and more immature as they get older up untill highschool so maybe it will be a good thing to get her ears fixed early....

[speedsk8trtay]

you rock philip! :)

[BioRadiation96]

its not a bad to be diffrent but they should have asked her first if she wanted the surgery

[MrMitcheepoo]

i want the thingy

[Linksel]

dude you're awesome!!

just subscribed to your channel and unsubscribe to all call of duty and video games channels and I already feel different (some how lol)

[erciyesgaz]

hay çenenin yayına

[titans53a]

i like boobs

[layrian]

真的很棒！不过听得我很费劲就是了！It's awesome! But I really need to be really careful so I can catch up what you talking about.

[plking1]

TWITTER = TheRealSunGod

[fyregus]

My girlfriend has glacoma (bad eyes and sight). She also has one eye that's just a pupil, it has like no eye color around it...doesn't exist. She told me she got made fun of her super thick glasses and for her eyes. I love her eyes and she's beautiful to me. I wouldn't want her to change it. Been together for almost 3 years ;]

[harrypottersucks12]

@fyregus hah i thought u said ur cousin at first and i was like ooh thats nasty then i rered and u said girlfriend.

[tahmidc1227]

@harrypottersucks12 harry potter does not suk it is a classic

[newbcake88]

@fyregus Cool story.