How to Tell if a Frozen Turkey is Thawed Completely

[zeroxzaza]

i think im just gunna let my mum do it....

[projectkeo]

@sexybrand18 that's what I was thinking. They are worried so much about bacteria but the floor was their first choice!

[mafurock33]

I like the idea of putting the turkey on the garage floor so it can get dirty, absorb smells, and get munched on by bugs. . that really makes it better.

[runway34r]

@WhatsHisNameDuelist and we all know that thanksgiving was a million days ago..

[Erbasis]

Logic FAIL!!

"How to Tell if a Frozen Turkey is Thawed Completely"

Either the turkey is frozen or it is thawed, you can't have a frozen turkey that is thawed, it is logically impossible!

The name of the video should have been:

"How to Tell if a Turkey is Completely Thawed"

[runway34r]

@WhatsHisNameDuelist why not? 

[GilgameshFFpianobuff]

I like step 5... FISTING!!!

[runway34r]

@WhatsHisNameDuelist because turkey is delicious

[JAKEJAKEJAKEable]

wow...nice fact on something im soon to devour

[iluvfailz]

@WhatsHisNameDuelist its not like thanksgiving is 2 weeks away or anything

[iluvfailz]

i buy my turkeys alive. its much less hassle as i dont have 4 days for a 40 pound turkey

[trisonic25]

if you can kill somone with it it still frozen.

[DrkYaminoHikari]

Never bought frozen. I usually by it fresh, Then marinated with some good seasoning and wine. Since the turkey was too big to fit the fridge, we always put it in the fire escape over night before starting a cooking process during thanksgiving day. Comes out juicy and delicious.

[MrTweeterman2911938]

@DrkYaminoHikari good for you !!

[rothaga2]

@WhatsHisNameDuelist

Its close to Thanksgiving. Preparing people.

[soccer1cheer]

0:15 looks like shittt! I wouldn't eat that.

[8889]

well... i hope that turkey im gonna cook doesn't happen to run away from me at 20mph ...

[RedWolf69]

really.FOOD SHOULD NOT BE ON THE FLOOR!

[thenotavailble]

0:08 turkey rape!

[queenfrostine97]

you need the turkey's weight, but not a turkey

[vgdx]

i thought you were going to go over it with a bike:/... dissapointment

[lerch25]

@vgdx Lmao I was thinking the exact same thing.

[ConstipatedTroll]

ugh please make:how to run over a turkey with a bike,because that's the only reason i watched this video :l

[xoxFashiionxox]

0:16 ''healthy and bacteria free'' it doesnt look to me.. it looks GROSSSS

[dtihkse]

how do you know if it's thawed when it's frozen?

[JJAB91]

Couldn't you just run it under hot water?

[SmoerKitty]

geez.. why be perverted about it

[NarutoX627]

0:07

Surprise butt secks?

[ghitaciprian]

nice ass/tits/vagina....mmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmm

[MiniMegaMuffin]

lolol I thought they were going to run it over with a bike from the picture in my sub box! XD

[b1boy2]

@MiniMegaMuffin AHAHA Same here !! LAWL!!!

[didiuanna10]

You´re fingering the Turkey at 0:07.

[Mokusino]

@didiuanna10 more like fisting

[Tamuz95]

@didiuanna10 fisting*

[xXDjDeMoXx]

why does that turkey have a huge ass fungus on top of it

[moesbrech3]

@04smallmj haha, my only reason as well :P

[paintbrush0300]

that cooked turkey looked inedible..........

[MrLolcow]

A fully thawed turkey isn't a frozen turkey..?

[forrest751]

Shitty bike

[qwertz4you]

Hey, how can i make my turkey run? I just bought mine at a store an thawed it completely, and put it on the street but it doesnt move!!!

[Gaming0verdose]

@qwertz4you Was that supposed to be funny?

[qwertz4you]

@Gaming0verdose Go play some deadrising nerd ;)

[Gaming0verdose]

@qwertz4you Na, I cant. The 360's broke yet AGAIN.

[Gaming0verdose]

@qwertz4you Also why are you calling me a nerd? You're showing nerds like yourself how to hack steam while listening to shitty electromusic!

[qwertz4you]

@Gaming0verdose Watch your Acc name my friend. Hows about: G4m1n60v3rd0s3 which is even more l33t, and nerdy?

[Gaming0verdose]

@qwertz4you That's just stupid.

[jony2jack1]

how to tell if a turkey is really thawed step 1 IS IT STILL FUCKEN COLD!!!!!!!!!!!

[frizzlefochizzle]

haha the thumbnail made it look like you are supposed to ride a bike over the turkey

[chazoclock]

@frizzlefochizzle i'm glad it's not just me who thought that lol

[anyways345]

@frizzlefochizzle That's exactly what I thought!

[04smallmj]

@frizzlefochizzle That's the only reason I watched this, LOL.

[GamingTard]

step one: fist the turkey ?? i mean like in 0:08

[rickcheyne]

When I saw the thumbnail for this video I thought it was going to say "you can tell if a turkey is frozen by riding your bike over it".

[hammy6427]

@rickcheyne sme

[mafurock33]

@rickcheyne me too!! BFF