Leon Chinese food

[Gerald45]

FUCK U LARRY DAVID THAT SOME BULL SHIT

[Antichrist2000]

Leon = The new Kramer

[wtg2989]

That's some shit right there lol!

[mccarthy155]

FUUCCK YOU LARRY DAVID THATS SUM BUULSHIT!

[Lunarvx22]

FUCK YOU Larry David, that's some BULLSHIT!

I love black women.

[christopherMTLvideos]

YOU CHEATIN' NO GOOD BALD-HEADED MOTHERFUCKER!

[mistaeddiemoney]

nigga aint stupid ...think he leavin he aint neva gonna leave..

[caesar7277]

Leon has to be the greatest character ever installed in to an already great series.

[tunelowplayslow]

@caesar7277

-his character is good which is funny because if youve seen his standup/act you'll see hes not really funny at all.

A testament to the great writing of Larry David.

[doox420]

@tunelowplayslow I guess he was funny enough for Larry David to hire him because he said when he auditioned for the part of Leon, he and Larry David just improvised scenes. All the actors improvise their dialogue based on the story outline. Its all improvised dialogue. Its all improvised lines that what makes the show great.

[sheadogg12122]

@caesar7277 great point. Love Leon on this show! I love the fact that one second Larry will act like he wants him to leave and the next second he will just sit down and play cards with him or bring him along for a trip like he's his brother.

[funkk]

Leon is the new Kramer...

[ssnp]

ld was tapping fox's ass? lucky

[TenaciouslyWinning]

7 people are racist

[lockdown172]

perfect

[MrRyanhancock1234]

Leon!!!! wtf amazing :)

[hilerc]

"Fuck you Larry David.  That's some bullshit." priceless.

[peeeesh]

I sympathize so much with Larry here. Leon constantly makes me angry.

[1TheBusyBody94]

Hahaha the amount of times LArry has been called a bald motherfucker is show is hilarious

[dar482]

They are the definition of ying and yang.

[MineCraftDuke]

Nice shirt, Leon! xD

[qdog568]

I'd love to taste that chocolate!

[Pwnzor729]

Leon is the equivalent of Kramer. Refuses to leave even after his family storms out on LD.

[peterm89]

freeloadin' Leon

[MrLibertine84]

FUCK YOU LARRY DAVID, THAT'S SOME BALD SHIT!

[JWFernel]

Makes me want to get some Panda Express... then eat it my room.

[jimmykilledkeith]

eat the chinese food...LIKE A BAUS

[Dabeydoo62]

whats the song?

[luistownmassacre]

Damn Vivica looked smoking hot and even more so when shes angry!

[Psycho9263]

Ya cheatin no good bald-headed motha-fucka!....Priceless!

[girls18only]

hahaha

[frunkiss]

leon's bag of chinese food is all i want to think about

[MissHollywood23]

LMAO Leon and his Chinese food.

[SadlifeProduction]

I hope Larry and Leon grow old together

[Audhumla]

@SadlifeProduction larry grew old already

[JMonteroCollector21]

lmao

[JcCake112]

"goin upstaris to ear this fuccin chinese food (sips) im my fuccin room! classic

[Capdirtbag]

@JcCake112 Could be the funniest line ever!

[Jonzer1983]

When seinfeld quit airing here in Sweden a void was unfilled, i began watching a comedy show called IASIP for short and i was some what happy again. Now Curb is getting air time and that void is filled at last. Well im off to take my meds good day sir.

[rossbigradiohead]

Leon is easily one of the greatest comedy characters of all time.

[jimmykilledkeith]

"you cheating, no good, bald-headed, mother fucker" wow that's some ability right there!

[s37d]

i want a larry david to leech off of

[tiemyshoes92]

hahaha i love how leon doesnt leave when his family splits

[alatha3]

So Leon's whole family packs up and leaves and he doesn't give a shit?

Perfect.

[chefawkes]

i would never cheat on vivica a fox

[crimsonflare506]

she should have said....FUCK YOU LAWRENCE EUGENE DAVID THATS SOME BULLSHIT!!!

[MrNINTENDOJOE]

fuckin love this show

[lolitah028]

God I love Leon so much, LMAO!!!

[MrRumpunch70]

why racist gotta come on here and ruin shit.

[Kevtb87]

Poor Leon, he just doesn't get the message. I loved the first episode of Season 8 when he's upset about having to move house.

[SocaTrain]

"goin upstairs to eat this fuckin chinese food...in my fuckin room"

[flaxonx3]

@3215murph What language would that be? Anglo-Saxon!!!

[flaxonx3]

@3215murph Strange how the 'nigga mentality' needs so many (W)Anglo-Saxon(P) profanities in order to give it potency.

[miiiikku]

Finally getting rid of blacks

[metalcore929]

That's some shit right there

[DionKool]

look how he walks like shit ain't happening

[toofab79]

@3215murph EXACTLY! People get so sensitive! I am a african american woman and I have watched this show since it's debut and anyone who is a Curb fan knows that Larry David makes fun of ANY race, culture or creed. hell he even make fun of handicap! It's not about him being mean it's about showing the audience that anything can be made fun and to LIGHTEN up!!

[1porcupinetree]

@toofab79 Well said.If only people could understand that.The world would be a better place

[toofab79]

@1981gooner Shut the hell up

[toofab79]

@1981gooner STFU

[sexoja23]

do LEON LIKE DIM SUM?

[yungworldz]

Leon is the best.

[M23MATERAZZI]

leon is da man

[shanethefox]

Moments like these that made me just love Leon

[ChiroQuacker]

see..you can take the nigga out of the ghetto but you cant take the ghetto out of the nigga...

if this was real life...that soul sister would have gotten pregnant and had larry's half breed baby and larry david ..... mr. 450 million dollars...larry would be on the hook for child support...

like that black chick hitting the lottery...trust me..thats the friggin truth

[GvahStyle]

@ChiroQuacker i guess you do not watch pregnant @ 16 on MTV, no black girls yet.....it's not a black thing it's a dumb thing. But you go back to your trailer and do a few lines, have a beer and sleep with ya sista. Oh yeah check out the list of women getting pregnant by ball players...most are white. You people kill me behind your computers... the web, a cowards dream.....you need to look around they are ALL having babies that they can not take care of, you know like your MOM and DAD. Luv ya

[ChiroQuacker]

@GvahStyle

everything i said was 100 percent true...and i hate white trash too..wiggers

i work in a health care clinic in the "hood....so i see it everyday

you are some politically correct worm who dont say it like it is...keep lying to yourself

i say it like it is...

sure theres white niggers...trailer trash...i stay away from them too

like chris rock says...i love black people..but i hate niggers

michelle obama hate niggers too..wont let her daughter near any rappers or ghetto niggers

[soniameh]

Larry fuckin david

[j00ztube]

somebody got in yo' ass, what happened?

[SupBitchezz]

"IM GONNA EAT THSI FUCKING CHINESE FOOD IN MY FUCKING ROOM"

ROFL

[drclown]

I love Leon's Shirts!!!

[bensimps123]

" give your ass a little taste of chocolate and that's how you repay me " lol

[caneywaney]

This was some of the funniest shit on HBO. I knew Leon would go on to do some other things in movies. He's too fuckin funny

[gamervgd]

were these like 30 min episodes or just little clips?

[doza2112]

@gamervgd these were 30 minute eps

[STARSMember0823]

Why are these women soo loud.

[ptb0611]

I'm goin upstairs to eat this Chinese Food in my fucken room!! LOL

[SmashBrosFan19]

The most critical point of all of Curb - Leon stays.

[TheAqui1a]

I love how laid back and easy-going Leon is.

[blacky777]

Larry disliked this

[dionne526]

WHY ARE THE CLIPS SOOO SHORT??

[SmashBrosFan19]

Keep repeating 0:31

[coke378]

@SmashBrosFan19 keep repeating 30 its funnier

[kurtywurty85]

@SmashBrosFan19 0:18 is much...much more worthy of being repeated

[sea6789]

Did he even bother to explain why he was in the car with that black chick?

[SmashBrosFan19]

@sea6789 He wanted them to leave. This was his way out of the relationship and them staying there

[bosbill26]

That's some shit right there..

[TheNoga]

the most crucial scene in curb - leon stays

[boltzmoon]

cye should be mandatory viewin on all stations every night

[summercures2]

Leon and Larry are a team :)

[Exeron91]

Why would he wanna loose Leon! Class-A roommate!

[SmithHerr]

"Somebody got in your ass, what happened?" hahahaha

[dr1345]

larry is da player!

[lordaktz]

haha at the end you can see larry trying not to laugh leon is so funny

[markoking7]

i was looking for this scene. this is it. top of the game.gotta love this guy--i guess this means you'll be..leon finishes...going upstairs eat this fuckin chinese food in my fuckin room!!

[theomarcus]

Ha! "eat this f$%in chinese food in my f$&%in room." Ha

[1a1a2a3a]

LEON = GOD.

[zilkerpark]

Hey Larry David you four-eyed ball header MF'er ... you better be back with a Season 8!! .... and don't forget that other ball headed MF'er Leon!! Maybe he can teach you how to brings da ruckus to da ladies next season!

[flawlessxxxx]

"That some shit right there" Thank you for uploading this! I love the scene!

[SocaTrain]

"goin upstairs to eat this fucin chinese food...in my fuckin room"

[srotini]

BEST SCENE OF SEASON 7!!!

[MrFrozenCanuck]

It's amazing how Larry has such good chemistry will so many members of the cast.

[MrUndergroundsound]

"You cheating no good bald headed mother fucker"

LMAO

[Efferts]

There's something so absolute and official when "FUCK YOU" is followed by your full name. Like a brand.

[londontrada]

@Efferts yea, im gonna try that

[sinlifesin]

the point is that LEON was suppose to leave too..

LD:"So uhh, I guess this means you'll be"

LD about to suggest he leaves too.

[scottdougherty]

exactly; this is perfect when you consider the dynamic of when Leon first arrives at the front door, Larry asks him if he's also from New Orleans/Katrina victim and he says, "no, i live in LA [shoves past Larry] Yo, LORETTA!!"

and the rest is tv history.

[Gumbo550]

FUCK YOU LARRY DAVID DATS SUM BULLSHIT

[xjungfreud]

@Gumbo550 Line of the century

[Gtamaster503]

@Gumbo550 Best line ever. 

[Dukie123864]

this is my favorite scene from curb...

[josephscott80]

LMFAO at the panda on Leon's cup!!!!!

[cindyshealed]

Panda Express, Chinese fast food in California.

[briotron]

Leon is the Kramer of Curb! 2 of the BEST lines of the season right in this clip in my opinion.

I also hope Leon never moves out. I predict the season will somehow end with him owning the house.

[tonmandude]

YOU GOT ME TWISTED LD

[mseales]

"Going upstairs to eat this fuckin' Chinese food in my fuckin' room."

Line of the episode.

[dorfvonsmorf]

I hope lEon never moves out

[WorldGreatest1]

Vivica is looking fit for her age

[Hazzmania]

hahahahaha leon makes my life worth livin dawg. i'm gonna go to my fuckin room and eat me sum muthafuckin chinese food. Also you are awesome for posting this, i can't find a chick that digs LD yet, they all say "dog this aint funny", cos they ignorant, just like michael jackson said

[TubeGhost]

@Hazzmania Lots of women like this show but maybe you know too many hood rats. What's funny is I know plenty of cats from these comments that are hooded up and still like this show a LOT. It's weird. Guys are just more open to humor, I guess.

[Hazzmania]

@TubeGhost, yo fo real, tha shi aint fly yo. but women have a bit of a disadvantage tho you get me? a kazakstan scientist did some tests and concluded that a female brain is exaclty the same size as the brain of a bird. Maybe they don't have space for decent comedy? anyone know a women that is actualy funny? every female stand up i've seen has been all "oooh guys hate it when we discuss periods" and " u know what guys are most afraid of? 'commitment'". women don't have the capacity.

[Pablotwohundred]

Leon's the shit. I hope he stays with Larry for the duration of the show.

[chillskid]

that's some shit right there!

[pacers721]

haha, i can't believe he stays

[ldb1985]

"FUCK YOU LARRY DAVID, THAT'S SOME BUUUUULLSHIT!" haha I love Loretta's mum!

[dishwalla1985]

ahahaha soooo good! shes the best