iphone, Worm Eats Web

[Nikifuj908]

DARK GOOGLE

[misscherry1997x]

y yes, u r very good looking ;)

[supcomFAN]

fking conficker worm i hate it :@ it just copies itself on every memory disk on your computer almost impossible to remove :X

[ParanormalxPrincessx]

thats exactly what i do! =p

[GisforGorillaz]

3:17-3:35 i broke down just like this 15 minutes ago...

[Sabamzoo]

@GisforGorillaz Me, every night...

[Haiden1998]

lol 3:49 epic derp face =D

[PKPokemonTrainer]

:( im ugly

[AlexandKelsie]

OMG so funny. your face makes me crack me up

[ktockly]

i laughed so hard at the pretend crying part XD

[1888junkteam]

excellent work!

[halojunkie4]

This is the Matrix Danny we are calling you.

[PKPokemonTrainer]

@halojunkie4 why wont you call me? :( its because im ugly isnt it?! isnt it!!?

[halojunkie4]

@PKPokemonTrainer It is because Danny is "The One".

[randomstuffSM]

I want you inside of me

[Lambocoon]

if they include'd it in the 1st generation, they wouldn't have sold as many 3rd generations :P

[osvas23]

only 14 thousand views wtf

oh yeah it proves my coment which i posted to one of the serbian lessons

[Elmasterjudio]

well i guess im ready

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

nothing happened :D

[croatianmala]

no your not that far off ,

your very close ;)

x

[willystar777]

I love you Danny!Be my bitch!

[SlinkeeX]

DUDE you are awesome You have my Deepest respect Danny.

[rozaliya19]

i want to be friends with you =)

[teemudude17]

you like jim carrey??

[iEmagine]

Not far off at all. ;]

[collr012]

im pretty lol

[000tash000]

pun inntended lmao

[SalienaLovesPigz]

lmao u remind me of jim carrey

[brettsworld99]

well duh

[mugdog4]

hahahaha

[flyasasatellite]

hahahah "I LOVE HIM SOO MUCHH"

[DragonsBreath15]

lmfao! ikr, i can read it fine but i guess ingayder545 (lmfao!) is just 2 friggin stupid 2 b able 2 freakin read!!

[DragonsBreath15]

b friends w/ ugly ppl? haha nice! maybe thats the only reason i have friends...... O.O

[invader545]

Grammar mother fucker, use it.

[DragonsBreath15]

sum 1 is grumpy

[invader545]

More like, someone is tired of looking at people's messages that are barely legible and half-assed, respect the language.

[DragonsBreath15]

no one is makin u read my messaege, if u can't read, sounds leik a personal problem 2 meh, 3 words for u: GET OVER IT

[invader545]

Kids..

[DragonsBreath15]

muwahahahahaha

[funypoop]

Lmao "sum 1 is grumpy" hahahaha it doesn't matter if a person uses proper grammar nor punctuation. IF YOU CAN FRIGGIN READ IT, IT DOESN'T MATTER INGAYDER545!

[TheMegaFridge]

yes i know its aa form of cominication and it works (usally)

[ncfwhitetigress]

"I love him so much, I want him inside of me" LOLOLOLOLOL

[NoPoPats]

I like your ideas for the iPhone. You should join the company.

;) <---- Winky face! Yeah!

[Duesvit]

Not far off. Not far off at all. >:]

[nin9121]

watching this was like doing bad things to lava while high on meth on a highway in front of a big rig....

FUCK SALT

[nakedmongoose123]

LOL.! These computers will be able to do "UNTHINKABLE SQEAKS...." to lizards and squirls..... lmao

[ChidoriShiori]

LOL!

[paiau96]

Hello everyone!

[tokyorevenge]

cut & paste, BAD!

[slimsu]

you're like Perry Cox from Scrubs :)) so funny

[xerio]

lol true but then again he called himself danny not a girls name like he does JD

[decayingprocess]

oh my fucking god ahahahahaha *gigglefart* "I love him so muuuch! i waaaaant him inside of me!! " haaaaaaaaaahah-fuckingdiess

[matijipi]

FUNNNNNNNY But i prefer Russel peters

[jasonreb123]

lol

[bburbi]

i love you man, haha RAPE is still a bad thing

[xoxTrueFriendxox]

lolololol

[SakutoUchiha]

No you are NOT very far off from our reaction. Well, my reaction anyway... >_> I wanna find a guy like you my age! You're so awesome! D,x

[tambzki]

LOL.. pun intended..

[somegirlie]

You. Are. God.

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[bloodsucker4fun]

SING LIKE UR A DEAF MUTE. loving ur videos keeo up the good work. OH AND BE FRIENDS W/ UGLY PEOPLE.

[sabsi101]

loll.

Highlarious.

[jesuschristFU]

lulz... 3:35 chris crocker

[egyptianlily]

honestly...kinda creepy...sry

[darkcammander55]

yeaah im really creeped out .. sry

pretty much ditto to what this guy said 2 hours ago

[briajerk1]

oh my GOD!!!!! this dude if FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!

HAHAHA be friends with ugly ppl!!!

[DuffyCrazy13]

lol nice vids!unsqeekable is cool!!!!

[esrapk]

LAUGHING OUT LOUD

[ConfusedxInsane]

ya know, my computer was running kinda slow around the 1st....but I remember no unsqueekable things....

[Fredwardmoo]

u are good looking xD

[blueyedangel3]

oh my goodness ur insane!!

but hilarious!!

[happymiller]

dude is your name Fred?

[mylittleshortie]

whats that other thing they always say??? ....be friends with ugly people...!

haha epic.

[johnhernadez]

LOL I WANT HIM IN SIDE OF ME?

HAHAH make firends with ugly people lol

[aquagirlrules]

unsqeekable!!!

xD my new word of the day!

[sailoruchiha101]

Lol! Nice job! You are such a good actor! ^W^

[esrapk]

duff-mute?whahahaaa

[XchocolateXchickenX]

lol

pretty random things

awesome.

[kakashinightroad]

were you dropped by your mom when you were a kid? if so thank her for me XD

[iopih]

are you like a Jim Carey fan or something?

[Nic33rd]

I loved your Southern Accent! I'd love to see more of it.

Also, your crying fit made me a bit uncomfortable. Keep it up. =]

Good shoe!

[shadow123123123]

Sing like you're a deaf mute!! AHAHA!!

[roykillany]

you know what i've come to realize?

you don't need to have a boob thumbnail for me to want to watch your vids.

cheers.

[xxautxx3]

i think i've seen you before

were you in a moviee?

if not.

you soo should be. your hilarious!

[doesitreallymatter7]

*PANIC* seriously!? I can see the Matrix...will I be involved in the google war? iWorm? iAmScared.

[SearsyDude]

Great 'Sode

Sir

[UnivocalTrash]

Ah Danny, following a quote you've said before.

"I love you. If you believe it, then it is true."

[fueledxbyxramen6]

I danced like nobody was watching, in my last video, it was quite amusing, and frankly....I made a complete fool out of myself...buuuuut I don't care =P

[xsecretfiles]

OMG I sooo want him inside me ;)

[herewatchingutube]

Hey hey!! No short cuts! Get to the back of the "I want Danny inside me" line! LOL :P

[Goulden21]

teeheeee

<33

[Randomman4343]

that was one of your most awesome and funniest shows =D

[ros4211]

I always get a kick out of your vids, but try not to let your growing ego get the better of you. Just stick to the humor.

[chiyerano]

Omg..I was just about to say something about ego.

[Mirexa]

1:40

laughed so hard

[rainbosprinkles]

I'M READY!!!

[genis7]

This is the very reason most of your fans probably watch your videos in private. lol

[Mayello]

This is an awesome gradual report :D

[um2007]

no longer a partner???

[jerkthezerk]

Bro, you have to do this for as long as possible, because you make life suck a little bit less.

[tadshackles]

^This

[DjGajjit]

im friends with a couple of ugly people, although i wish i wasnt

[unknownsniper44]

well FUCK

[bluegrl142]

You scare me......

[frokker303]

i think this is one of your best videos.

[preciouzpistol]

Dannys ALREADY been inside of me-

...I loved it.

Danny, you can always come back for more, give me a ring a ding ding and Ill play with your ding a ling! oh wow.

[okooma]

Danny i do want you inside of me... but youd get statuatory rape for that :D ill call you up in a few years?

[karrrmaaa]

i havent seen a single of ur videos in months. and here i am coming back for more

sexy! :)

[WabberJack12]

yesssssssssss the old intro!!

[whitefloweret]

You're not too far off.

[blackcat2enterprises]

why does this seem to cry out for everyone who watches to make a video response showing their reaction when they watch your videos...? *grin* I think every viewer should. *laughs*

- Heidi

[gr33nn3ss]

omg hahahha i cried:P hahaha

[HardKor182]

Why isn't Danny inside of me???

[chiyerano]

Because he's inside me right now. Just kidding, just kidding.

[herewatchingutube]

Hey chiyerano, you need to share Danny, I want my piece too!! LOL :P

[chiyerano]

hey herewatchingutube, glad to see you're back.:) Hope you enjoyed spring break.

[herewatchingutube]

Thank you its good to be back too...I sure missed this high speed internet. I tried to watch his St. Patty day video (which is 2 minutes long) and it took me 45 minutes to load the thing so I could watch it, and I needed a Danny fix...its awful, hes like my version of a heroin addiciton. :P

[kashichaotic]

hahahha "I WANT HIM INSIDE OF ME" of course I think that... >.>

[iCsnR]

eike nde revikuape

[EmpireHardcore]

crazy and wonderful. always a please, sir.

[jalepenoth]

i like you.

[timsbro2000]

quick suggestion, de-interlace your video, it will keep your video's from having those weird little lines that appear when there's, like, any, movement on the screen. otherwise, great show.

[Oakenstein]

great vid. keep up the good work

[REMsleeper428]

OH GOD, I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!

[N0zProductions]

3:28 rotflmao!!

[somegirlie]

You're not far off at all.

[StAmander]

uhhh ohhhh.... that not good. ----. worm

[angelichomicide]

i dont wanna b friends with ugly ppl!

[AiMiLoOo]

hahahaha

love this show :)

[SynOgnia007]

3:28 what the fuck ! xD!

[TheWootFactor]

well apple i phones have an app called hot or not...does that count...well does it

[morgangamer22]

COOL

[acepperson]

goood show!

[dilliya]

When i watch your shows. i respond with a shitty happy smile. and googly eyes.. lol.. and there is a warm happy feeling that accompanys it. I had a dream of you .. lol..we where standing on a snowy hill side surrounded by snowy trees and ice. I forget what we where talking about in the dream. any ways.. lol, good show. love ya.

[sk8erpat8er]

my old and crappy normal phone could already cut & paste

[Jenriffic]

you know how i react...dammit you caught me!! lol

[StephenUchiha10]

this is probably nothing that big.

trust me. the worm is most likely gunna be immediatly blocked by firewall.

[MaddenedHatter]

You must be watching me, that's exactly how I react. :O

[MozilliusV]

yea that is pretty much how i react when i watch your videos hahaa

[armygreen314]

Ahahahahahahaha

[theekoolaidman]

thats under exaggerating my reactions to your videos.

[DrunkenBarWench]

That's exactly how I react every time I watch your show. Very accurate representation.

[mobby32]

so is the bug real?

[jazajz]

"I want him inside of me!" I love you danny, i watch all of your vids even the diary, very funny.

[ne0ngeek]

i use linux so the worm cant get me :D

[darkskeptic360]

NO! DONT LET THE EVIL COMPUTERS ATTACK MY RODENT WEASELS! I know weasels are not rodents, but mine are!

Pass it on

[grame141]

i just won't use my comp on April 1st

[KurdSkills]

I am the matrix.

[RTCVideoz]

IM READY ARE YOU?

[MCRMY107]

very kl video, nice one :)

[shadowelite3000]

best show! nice you come up to you old level :DD great!

[shadowelite3000]

love the intro <3

[LaughingLeaf]

NO! DONT LET THE EVIL COMPUTERS ATTACK MY RODENT WEASELS! I know weasels are not rodents, but mine are!

I need to check whether spamming on your ddiary09...if we can call that spamming...is allowed or not.

[vamp666babe]

You are definitely not that far off. I want you inside of me. NOW. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE *SOBS*

[kornsmack]

3:08 to 3:17

donkey/eddie murphy impression almost :3

XD

[samuelmichaud]

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WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING.

Danny, you make the "what the fuck" in me grow each day. Day by day by day by day. DAY by day by day by day by day.

[wildbloodydragon]

3:17 to 3:35

Awkward scene is very awkward.

[DanLinington]

i wanna join google to fight

>:{ evil machine worm virus beware

[spurs688]

Best One in A while

[knixnet]

i loves you

[mrKuba07]

dan ftw

[denominat0r]

Iluvu

[Pyr0clasam]

Danny boi, keep the original intro :D

[sporksrul]

I didn't like the news thing at first but it's really growing on me. Maybe it's just that your consistency has gotten better.

The diary pretty much rocks my face as well.

Keep it up, Danny.

[spaceman300]

3:05 You Must Know Me.........!

[HarryManSteak]

this was beautiful Danny.

my birthday is April 1st...DUN DUN DUNNNN!

i loves you.

[denominat0r]

I used to only watch and rate your videos.. But I think I'll start commenting randomly and also clicking the ads for no reason all the time.

Luvu

Dave

[mrcrazyman95]

danny you should try to get out there ti the tubers, i dont even knowhow i found youre vids but you got to get out there man

[RICHANDROS]

nope looool

[Spellcastproductions]

reportedly gradual ...u so funny....how you get so funny u must take pills:)

danny that was so very new caster like

[miamikin9]

sometimes you remind me of jim carrey in the grinch. haha. except maybe more like the grinch on coke. but thats why i love to watch you

[NapalmXD]

lol

[NapalmXD]

lol

[toomuchskin]

your last 5 videos have been immense! i don't know why your aren't in the top 10 by now (of youtube)

[Arm4g3dd0nX]

You hit the hammer on the nail with that guess on my reaction.

Yes I realize I destroyed that analogy, too lazy to go back and correct it.