Jesus Answers More Questions at Comedy Club - Improvised

[WWJDBibleStudyTime]

holy shit he;s alive

[arvelos76]

2:16... lol

[dotmadhack]

What was with the background noise? Was there a cat playing with a bag near the MIC while listening to Music?

[billwalkerable]

Only wish I wasn' t deaf as a doorknob.

[MrJesusthesungod]

Now this is my kind of Intangible emotional solace!!

Who needs the stupid buybull ;)

[billwalkerable]

It's a pity these don't have text. I am deaf, but I love the concept of ridiculing the ridiculous.

[blackestjake]

Jesus has returned! And he's not a dick like he used to be!

[arvelos76]

I want this to be my Jesus...

[SubconsciousGatherer]

I would worship THIS Jesus, but not the one in The Buy-bull.

[imprettyvenus]

waddafuck!!!! i see dead people.... hahaha

[badpanda84]

Cause Muslim dont have a sense of humor or at least not with regards to relgion

[gagnashdiak]

You can do it. But around here we only know about and were infected by this Jesus-fella', and not too much heared about the Moo-hamad pella'.

[bps3013]

The new gold standard. Real Jesus is rolling over in his grave!

[melaygrovecourt]

I can't "lighten up" if they make fun of my Lord and Saviour. Sorry. I take this seriously. And it hurts me.

[ElasticIconoclastic]

news flash: about two thirds of the world does not accept jesus! the world's not always politically correct. if you don't understand that, you're not going to get along with a vast majority of the population. did you ever consider the fact that you're probably offending most of india right now for not accepting brahman?!

[sevieht]

yeah well it hurts me that you think jesus taught us to love our neighbours. What is this stupid belief that people need religon for their morals. People had been kind to one another for long before Jesus, moses and abraham.

[badpanda84]

Why shoud it hurt you. I mean Jesus dosent have a problem with this ( or he would do something about it)

[melaygrovecourt]

Why does't anybody does the same thing on Mohammed? Christian-bashing is ok and is applauded. They ridicule the One who healed the sick. The One who taught us to love our neighbours and pray for our enemies. What did Mohammed teach? Sacrifice your life in the name of islam with no regard for the innocent lives as you do so. Even if I don't believe in Jesus to be God, I think to ridicule Him is downright stupid.

[mikepulcinella]

Lighten up.

[crispypanda]

It doesn't ridicule Jesus - at worse it takes a pop at people who do selfish things in his name. Leaving the humour aside, the answers here are understanding, human, and forgiving, and he also tells you to reject bullying religious authority - remind you of anyone?

[crispypanda]

...As for why nobody does the same thing for Mohammed - firstly, for it to have the same resonance it would have to be done by an Arab.

The question itself is a valid one, but your undercurrent seems to be asking 'why doesn't the guy in this video do it'. But this guy is satirising the culture he comes from, which is White Christian, so he's able to do it with authority. If he came on as Mohammed it would have a totally different resonance, so the comparison isn't really valid.

[buttersfan18]

if we're all gods children...where's our child support?

[Kiljoy616]

Its in the mail, just have faith. ROFL

[Kiljoy616]

Wait I thought Real Jesus ascended, do you mean people pray to a corpse? How strange.

[GRANMAZZINGERZ]

very good!!

[anana88]

when I cross the water what??

[PunkCabaretFTW]

... Apparently, he also said, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?"

See that? Doubt. Not so godly now.

[PunkCabaretFTW]

hahaagahahahaa, the marijuana leaf!!!!!!!!!!

[akbarblanchet]

and the answer is.. YES! *music*

[bonangusacdc]

No. That's is what the writers of the Gospels claimed he said even though they were written decades and even centuries after Jesus supposedly lived.

It would be a good story if it were true but it simply is not.

Research Apollonius of Tyana for the real Christ.

And see Horus, Mitra and Attis for the stories of resurrection, virgin births, etc.

Peace.

[GoGoRillaChap]

I think we can live for Jesus, believe, n yet NOT be dicks about it. my Lord isn't up there with a chart keeping track of how many times i made a "risque" joke...cuz that's not black n white n neither is the world he created for me.

[robaquarian]

and how do you know what he does? whoa re you to say what god is and who he is?and what do you mean by up?in the clouds? flaoting around the asteroids?and what do you mean by he?does yoru lord have a dick?

[widecaster]

Fuck this is good stuff! XD

[iloveclubpenguin1004]

PLZ STOP MAKING FUN OF JESUS!He save us by giving his life! He forgive us for our sins.He help us when we needed him. Plz have some manners peoples.

[bonangusacdc]

I hadn't committed any sins. I wasn't born until years later.

[neofunface]

he dont help me, he die 1987 year before i was born. I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.

If members of the ancient Christian church ever make contact with any Christian today, each side will certainly condemn others as a heretic.

I say that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you. When you understand why discards all other possible gods,you will understand why I discards yours

[Two3Productions]

Nicely put

[mike1jenn2]

I will Pray For YOU!!

[robaquarian]

yeah you gotta pray cause god doesnt know everythign already right? he need people to tell him whats going on

[DarthAtheos666]

What did Jesus say when the disciples caught him in a hotel with a hooker?

"I SWEAR I thought it was a chick!"

[Tastentier]

Faith the size of a mustard seed is not enough :) It also takes a very flexible spine. Some people are lucky bastards.

[Daewoolowrider22]

14687kgioe uses hacks when playing counterstrike coz he is a noob

[nefertiti55555]

shut up!!

[blessedjohn]

Actually Mr tolerant, He is great and your creator like it or not you foul mouth creature which YOU WILL find out one day, hopefully you will be wise enough to repent of your foolishness before it is too late, for a fool says in his heart there is no God :( Remember " If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice" Christ's Blessings, John

[EECgirlie812]

In response to blessedjohn:

Excuse me? I am 100% Presbytarian, so obviously I am a worshiper of Jesus Christ. But how dare you doubt the lord? I am not going to say wether or not there is a god. Because I am afraid of offending others, but you can NOT say that god does not exist because you know no such thing.

[blessedjohn]

You worship Christ but are not going to say say "wether or not there is a god"??? You are afraid to offend others with the truth???? There is a God and if speaking the truth to help those who are perishing is offensive, then remember Christ himself said that the preaching of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing. Awake from your slumber my friend...

[DarthAtheos666]

...or meybe EECgirlie812 is embarrassed to admit to believing in an invisible mass murdering magic man in the sky.

[blessedjohn]

The shame of this poor blind creature. I feel very sorry for him and those who find any substance at all! One day he and the rest of the world will stand before their creator and the shame and shock will come, but it will THEN BE TOO LATE to then repent of the foolishness. He and others laugh now, but one day every knee shall bow and every tounge confess that JESUS CHRIST IS STILL LORD!

[annabandit]

You are so unbelievably right. I'm actually in tears over this. Making fun of the very One who died for him. Someday he will be judged. Let's hope he comes to know the truth before then. You're in our prayers ComedyJesus.

[14687kgioe]

for the love of fuck. shouldn;'t you be at bible camp? go suck a priests dick and comment on some religious videos about how great the big JC is. better yet, get the fuck off of the internet and take your religious bullshit with you. you're living in the dark ages.

[blessedjohn]

Your words display your evil heart. The dark ages were not the darkest...the darker is yet to come for many who deny Jesus Christ (YOUR CREATOR) when you will stand before him and stand condemned by their own words of the past (unless repented of). Your mind is still in the dark ages for your eyes are blind and you are no better than the foul mouth foolish one who mocks his creator and YOU TOO will be judged my friend. Please repent before it is too late and you spend forever in Hell.

[ratholin]

It's sad that you need jesus to be a monster just so that you can feel better about yourself. You have my pity, poor broken man. Who hurt you so badly that you can't believe in a god that is better than the common man, one who doesn't need his ass kissed to be compassionate or forgiving.  If the universe was truly ruled over by a narcicistic jealous wrathful monster I think that would be worse than life being meaningless. I'd rather die than kiss up to a monster god.

[blessedjohn]

If you have a problem with the truth then read the Bible and talk to God about it. Blessings :)

[ratholin]

I've no problems with truth merely monster worship. Those who hope for an end of the world remind me too much of the cults in Lovecraft stories. The world is still beautiful and wonderful and amazing despite how fundamentalists call it a fallen world. The wish for world destruction can only be described as satanistic. It's the world I was born to and it's never ceased to bring forward all my best feelings. When a person looks forward to judgement as an excuse for a failed life I'm saddened.

[georgecohen420]

A fine example of an insane fundamentalist christian. Pray to my god for forgivness or burn in hell for eternity. Trying to manipulate with fear. Don't worry, eventually religoin will be reduced to a small minority the more people are educated. Their is a direct correlation between education and religous beleife. As education goes up, religoin goes down. PROVEN FACT. READ THE GOD DELUSION BY RICHARD DAWKINS

[Axe336]

Not that I'm expecting a reply, but it depends on the education. If a person is educated in a secular setting by secular teachers who tell you and push points to say "Religion is an emotional crutch for weak uneducated people... Unlike myself" then obviously religion will go down as education goes up. Strangely you either aren't allowed or are discouraged to express belief or put forward the idea of God in school, but you can structure a class to speak against the idea of God if you wanted to

[bonangusacdc]

How do you mean 'structure a class to speak against the idea of God'.

[Axe336]

I simply mean that, in the same way that a teacher could potentially set up their curriculum to teach from a deistic or the theistic view so that in learning everything else, you also come away saying to yourself "I feel more swayed towards the argument for a god" one could also set up your class in the same sense but from an atheistic perspective, or so that those walking away, having learned the same facts, feel affinity for an argument against a god. But its okay, because its not religious.

[2x2x5]

and your words display your psychological instability, your self-delusionary mindset, and your lack of common sense and basic reasoning power. I find it quite sad that ppl like you are so weak-minded and morally bankrupt that you need to gratify urself through the worhsip of an imaginary man. I also find it sad that you are driven by fear, and tyrannically use this to indoctrinate others. Your truly pathetic. Instead of spewing self-righteous bullshit y dont u try contributing to society.

[KM5347]

"You're in our prayers ComedyJesus"

EPIC quote. LOLOLOL

[St4yTru3]

lmaooooooo

[Sammael33]

Jesus walks into a hotel, puts three nails down on the counter, and tells the inn-keeper, "Put me up for the night."

[tuesdayafternoonflix]

I love it! Check out "JESUS AND BUDDHA PLAY BASKETBALL" on my channel. Peace!

[protagonia]

Joking on the mount? He's great!

[KazekFuturi]

Why is anthonywilessee a retard

Because he was born that way.

GO JEEBUS GO!

[DogsAreMyLife]

Hi Anthony, Jesus here. Why do you post this inane comment on every comedy-Jesus video? Dammit you're a dickhead! lighten the fuck up! I went to your channel, what? have you made 'hating atheists' into your profession? WTF MAN! And oh yeah, I spoke to Dad and he told me not to come back until all the Christians are dead. He said they might try to nail me to one of the crosses that they keep at the ready in every church.

[DogsAreMyLife]

Hi Anthony! Its Jesus again. I apologize for my harsh comment above. I watched some of your videos and I didn't mean to make fun of someone who is mentally retarded. Sorry Man, no offence. And, oh yeah, Dad sends his love - but he says to tell you to stop hating or you'll burn in Hell man! Peace :)

[JennyFromTheVlog]

what do you get if you cross a ignorant cock with a gullible fool ?

anthonymilessee !

oh, maybe thats harsh, ok, the real answer is, most any christian

[kbuckhout]

Well done Jesus.

[dickensminger]

pretty funny and worth seeing..abit heavy on the homo aspect. if they would have left the gay bullshit out it would be much funnier

[grazatt]

is that really Jesus?

[Derento]

Yes. Who would lie to us like this?

[Braka89]

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[ChaosSparrow]

JEsus always will be GAY:PPpPPpp

[xXbraveheartXx]

Funny! LMAO!

[therealSantaClause]

Santa loves this vid!

[thiswaris]

always funny