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  • pathetic..

  • FUCK SWEDEN THEY SHALL BURN IN HELL

  • HIGHWAY TO HELL!!!!

  • @MsPeterdk why? because you Danes already lives in hell on earth.. (Denmark of course) "In jealousy there is more of self-love than love" and i can't help thinking that you are slightly jealous.. :) GO SWEDEN

  • @pleazzee We are the happiest people on earth and we live in heaven we got so many things to do in denmark i would say i live in heaven

    But sweden is the living hell it sounds like someone is trying to kill them when they speak fatso

  • @MsPeterdk haha fatso? Danish people are the fat rød pølse eating, and honestly if you Danes would sober up and see that your country is made up of one and a half city (Copenhagen and Roskilde) filled with homeless people and junkies (i bet they didnt ask them during that happiest people test) and the rest of that excuse for an country being nothing more than a real "banjo-land" countryside filled with FUGLY pig fucking rednecks (probably where you get your looks from).

  • @MsPeterdk Also it sounds like you have pølse bits down your throats when you speak that noise you call Danish. Sweden is the place to be! sophisticated, clean, beautiful and we got them blonde sexy ass bitches. Not overweight, piggy-nosed, ginger-haired, unge mødre "girls" with less brain cells than a squirell (might be why they are so "happy). Now roll on back to the kitchen diabeto, youre pig mother has prepared some rød grød med fløde. :)

  • If you have seen my commentaries you might have noticed all the quotation marks on words like "girl", "women", "female" while referring to Danish "girls" etc etc. Well that is just me pointing out the very,very thin line between males and "females" in Denmark, at least when it comes to appearance and voice. Honestly its like Thailand only the other way around. Instead of being warm and filled with men looking like girls, its cold as a polar bears asshole and filled with "girls" looking like men.

  • Nope, it's still here.

  • @Morderkaj nope it's not :)

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  • @Morderkaj haha you are still boiling with rage! haha you must have a IQ lower than a doorknob and btw nice that you took your time to study Sweden :) amazing for a downer

  • @Morderkaj ooh looks like they took your commentary away haha :) Maybe you can call your trucker unce in Jylland so he can touch your pee-pee for comfort ;)

  • And those are like the fourth and fifth compliments i have given Denmark during these "trolling-commentaries".... its not fucking easy making compliments to Denmark up :O help me Danes! i am running out of good things to say... tough not bad things... :O maybe i should just stick with the bad thing :) yeah, i'll do that...

  • You seem kinda desperate and incoherent right now.

  • @Morderkaj you know what. Stay :) I am here for people like you, trying to act cool and shit. But really we both know you are boiling with Danish rage right now :D HELL YEAHHH!! trololololololo :)

  • how you enjoy my boring opinions and if your Danish hope you got mad :) its all true and saying that Danes speak flawless English is pure bullshit, sure one or two probably speaks perfect and without the fugly accent, but i bet theres more people in beautiful Sweden, than in average Denmark... that was an compliment by the way, the "average Denmark" thing, just like the Mads Mikkelsen is a good actor in previous commentaries (tough he is adopted from Sweden most likely).

  • (PART 3) Mads Mikkelsen, and even when he is talking you can hear a slight Danish accent! He is a very good actor by the way, very goood (Strange, he must be adopted from Sweden or something) but not even talented Mads Mikkelsen speaks without the accent. Viggo Mortensen (also a very good actor and probably an adopted Swede) speaks flawless English even if he is Danish. why? because he is half American and have lived in America for many years and speaks English better than he speaks Danish.

  • Wellcare? people diadvantaged Danish people? You're losing it.

    Unge Mødre has its place and function in society as a warning, just as I'm sure Swedes have some kind of function and justification for existing. We just need to assemble an international taskforce to try and find it before it's too late. 9 million distraught souls are relying on it! :|

  • @Morderkaj are you seriously still here ? Unge Mødre has its function yes :) to show the average Danish redneck :) honestly it's ridiculous that they show the Danish version in Sweden due to the fact that we dont have enough trashy teenage girls getting knocked up after to many Carlsberg and Christiania-joints in Sweden so we have to watch you guys... kinda like the zoo, but on tv :) now will you please fuck off and masturbate to oil drillers or something :OOO

  • @pleazzee you get 5/10 for that one - mostly for the incredible courage of being a huge dick on the internet and spewing shit that doesen't serve any purpose, other than revealing how much you want to be at the lowest possible level of rethorics. Dick. but i'm sure the butthurt will flow...

  • @onetwoBias Thank you :D i am a pretty big dick in real life too :) just ask yo mama, and ask here about here butthurts too. And if the "yo mama" joke, gets to you.. well then you also probably have an IQ lower then a doorknob ;) now fuck of back to your bottle of beer you trailerpark trash son of a pig.

  • (PART 2) Swede speaks flawless English, and many speaks with a stupid Swedish pronunciation, BUT many Swedes can speak with a flawless (or at least almost flawless) Brittish or American accent while speaking English! Maybe because our language is a LANGUAGE and not a NOISE like the Danish "language", or noise. Or maybe because we are simply better at English :) i have actually never heard a Dane speak English without a Danish pronunciation :0 the closest to perfect English I have heard is...

  • I just saw i program and happened to hear some danish people speak English.. haha this is gooood.. and just like most other scandinavians the grammar was good and they mostly used correct words and all that, but then came the Danish pronunciation !!? :OO while speaking English!? i have never met a Dane who could speak spotless English without that "puke-sounding" Danish pronunciation, for fuck sake Danes is it really that hard to speak English? of course not every (END OF PART 1 CHILDREN)

  • denmark got the weeed fuck u

  • I'm from Denmark and I have a bit more selfrespect than the most, to be offended by this when he says it was a joke.. Damn stop crying about it, it was only a joke..

  • I am so ashamed that the country next to beautiful Sweden speaks so ugly

  • @emil9906 me too :(

  • hahaha denmark is a sad embarrassing country

  • Ja tak for lort.

  • The joke isn't funny!!

  • ginger-haired, Coppercab look-a-like, danish people :)

  • vi er røde, vi er hvide og vi skal skide!! HAHA, ARE YOU MAD YET??

  • I am a swedish troll by the way.

  • @pleazzee A swedish troll ,is a girl from sweden .Cause theyre ugly as fart.

  • @scrumsie HAHAHAHA yeah... because Swedish girls are truly known around the world for being ugly.. HAHA riiight, and the Danish piggy-nosed girls are hot? just watch "unge mødre" to see the average Danish redneck junkie piggy girls :) i am actually pretty sure that swedish girls with down syndrome look better than the average Danish female, maybe due to the fact that many danes have a lot of strangely looking "down syndrome" features :O I don't know why, maybe one of you angry Danes can explain.

  • @pleazzee Lol youre a troll truly ..

  • @scrumsie well thank you :)

  • HAHA danish is such a beautiful language, and Denmark is a very beautiful country filled with 5,5 million overweight, beer drinking, poorly educated, uncultured, pølse eating, ginger haired, redneck pigs ( and about 60 million ordinary pigs) who thinks their little malfunctioning shitty little country is the center of the universe which is a little embarrassing considering the fact that the rest of the world (especially US and A) thinks Denmark is a village in their bigger brother Sweden! ;)

  • @pleazzee Fuck dig

    

  • @MrHaltigan oohh an answer from one of your cultivated danish people. faack daaaj din faaaacking pølse, hved laaver duu! No but seriously, fuck dig også, Krølle-Bølle :)

  • @pleazzee Would you please shut the fuck up? Who gave you the right to judge danish people?! Maybe some people in Denmark think that we are the center of the world, but that is FAR from all!

    We are a little country, and we are fucking proud of it.

    But I think that you are very brave and a very talented person, since you can sit on your ass and judge the danish people and their culture.. BRAVO!

    -BTW. The english vocabulary does not contain the word: Pølse. In english it's named sausage

  • @TheMalle700(PART 1) Pølse isnt english?? well nooo shit Sherlock, but a sausage could be any saausage a red "Pølse" is very, very Danish (and very very disgusting, you should know what they put in those little red things.. probobly melted BR toys :O) and secondly OF COURSE not all Danish is gingers and biggots, just like not all Swedes are perfect.. or are we.. of course! HOWEVER many of you Danish people are biggots when it comes to the patriotic question, both in a good way and in bad ways.

  • @TheMalle700 (PART 2) I know these things since i live in your "Great" country, and many danes are really nice and cool people and copenhagen is a lovely city in many ways, Denmark have some of Scandinavias most beautiful beaches (too bad the water is polluted) and the Roskilde festival is a wonderful thing, But Denmark is a small country with a strange culture which i cant even start to describe how strange and in many cases backwards and bad and the many Danish people are very very strange.

  • @TheMalle700 (PART 3) strange in a bad way, I mean honestly just look at some of probably redneck bigots and thirdly we live in a world where i have the right to judge Danish people and tell mine and way too many others opinion about many of you guys, And no you lego-building Krølle-Bølle i wont shut the fuck up, since i loooove it when you get pissed and write down entertaining comments for me to read :D haha and "BTW" thanks for calling me brave and talented (i am Swedish, probably why...) :D

  • @TheMalle700 (PART MUTHAFUCKIN 4) and a gift from us all, to you all, a 1500 words long "bible" commentary to read :) Damn i'm goooood. Pissed you off, and send you something more annoying to read ;) enjoy!

  • @TheMalle700 And i just have to type one last thing! How ridiculous is it that i have to give you complements like "copenhagen is a lovely city" etc etc to keep you from going crazy like if you were a woman. Come on people, seriously ? go build with lego or make some "remoulade" if that makes you happy, see i can't keep making a bunch of complements up for you Danish boys and "girls" out there :O it's really hard to complement your country.. it really is...

  • @pleazzee Denmark is a little country, they have one of the world highest BNP rates, also tagged as the country with the most happiest people all over the world. People in Denmark know how treat each other right, which in other countries they're like shitting on each other. And everyone is right to an education, which everyone gets for free. And even if you think we only produce milk and bacon, then you're wrong. Denmark's biggest exports and market shares are oil and medical substances.

  • @KlerensMusic happy because they are drunk and high 24/7 since they are 12 years old and can buy liquor at the local netto store. Let's just face it, Denmark is Scandinavias middle East, or Scandinavias Eastern Europe :) and did you write that theu know how to treat each other? well of course they do, but how about every one else, many are very racist and hostile against immigrants from the Middle East, Balkan, south Asia and even from closely related (but slightly better) neighbours Sweden.

  • @KlerensMusic and Norway, but more against Sweden i think. So that everyone in Denmark are nice and happy is a bunch of BULLSHIT, trust me Denmark isn't just Legoland and Tivoli. And finally trust me Demarks biggest exports might be oil stolen from Greenland and medical substances, but you are almost always associated with Tuborg beer and Bacon/piggys. So please fuck of back to a plate of lego bacon from netto and some weird tasting Danish milk, you smørrebrød eating danish son of a pig :) haha

  • @pleazzee They are still only in the preliminary stages of searching and testdrilling for oil in Greenland. It's not really on the market yet, mate. Our oil comes from the North Sea, just like Norways and Britains does.

  • @Morderkaj I wish I could send a careface... :(

  • @pleazzee Great response. Shows your true maturity level.

  • @Morderkaj Well we are watching a joke video, so talking about BNP rates and oil exports might be a little bit in the wrong place don't you think? I AM NOT HERE TO BE MATURE! I AM HERE TO PISS OFF ANGRY DANES! now, fuck off back to discovery channel.

  • @Morderkaj But i must say you do sound smart for a Dane :O how old are you? you know most danes don't get to the age of 23.. you know, due to the extra chromosome you are born with... HAHA just trollin :) you don't really sound very smart, more "Wikipedia-smart" :)

  • @pleazzee That is really none of your concern, sir. Now you just troll along with the other imbeciles. I bet there are plenty of other fish in the sea for you to play tough towards.

  • @Morderkaj ooh sir ? well what a well mannerd young boy/"girl" you are :) well alright i shall troll along now, was just trying to be nice and social with a downer and do my part helping the less fortunate of society (Danish people).

  • @pleazzee Run along now. That's a good Swede.

  • @Morderkaj are you still writing to me? :O I think youre missing an episode of "unge mødre" on the Danish version of discovery channel, better run back to the TV, if you don't have one maybe the Swedish wellcare can take care of you :) they have special programs for people disadvantaged Danish people :D

  • Rødgrød med fløde.

    

  • mmh ya we do drink alot in denmark just bcz wimps like the uploader couldnt handle it muha

  • That's not Danish it's French...

  • i agree with this video danish does not sound pretty

  • @Azhianator And you think English does. Just because its the only language you speak.

    Take for examble me, im a Dane i speak: Danish, English, German, French and a bit Chinese..

  • @Azhianator U sound like shit when u speak

  • Så er der satme dømt diarre! Luk øjnene og nyd...

  • Det er en blaning af svensk, helsingør, fredag og sprut. 

  • yeah im from denmark and thats deffenetly swedish

  • nej det er brian der snakker FLYDENDE svensk

  • in denmark we usually speaks like someone put a potato in our mouth... (og ja til alle jer der er danskere! jeg er selv dansker :) og det gør vi altså bare! serriøst)

  • @SeeMeeNoow

    Prøver du at sige at denmark er til grin ?

  • @BlocksTV nej jeg siger det bare som det er?! jeg er da forhelved selv dansker? så hvorfor ville jeg da øre mit eget hjemland til grin?!!? serriøst... det er bare såan at det danske sprog er ufatteligt kompliceret, og det er langt fa de fleste der bare kan lære det som sådan! blandt andet fordi vi ikke har nogle trykstavelser i vores sprog, hvilket gør at vi lyder som om vi har en kartoffel i munden! slå det da op...

  • mmhhh swedish maybe? sometimes people get the languages mixed up? :)

  • Fun part is, I was at a club tonight, and a swede actually kept "talking" like that... not sure why, but they just seem not to know when to stop :-)

  • OMG THATS THE FUNNIES VIDEO EVER OMG!!!111!!! idiot

  • im puke and i'm offended

  • That hurt my feeling! :(

  • It's ok.. We just have to realize that we have a freaking wierd language (danish)

  • HEY YOU GUYS ARE REALLY OFFENDING ME AND ALL THE SWEEDISH PEOPLE AND IM SICK AND TIRED OF IT! just kidding im wasnt born with a dick and a vagina! im danish ;)

  • Swedish

  • Svenska Svensk Swedish og nogle andre prog jeg ikke ka sige svensk på

  • God damn its funnyXD

  • så meget had..... kan i ikke se at det er humor? jeg synes det er sjovt :D

  • Its sounds like Swedish.

  • SWEDISH..

  • that is swedish cause i'm danish you fucker

  • @MrDANISHcraft Hear Hear

  • im danish but it even hurts my throat speaking it.

  • hahahahahhahahaaha 

  • I am from Denmark nd I think itsv Fun :D

  • Hahahaha :D

    That is certainly what it sounds like to foreigners...

  • omg

    

  • Men det er jo sandt!

    

  • Sverige er et rigtigt lorte land

  • Sounds like me Friday and Saturday, sometimes Sunday. Ahhh and Monday,Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday... etc

  • Haha, accurate description of the language!

  • Haha yes !! there is something called The SWEDE .. Its basicly a swedish guy comming to denmark be buys 1 small bottle of cream 1 lemon soda and 1 bottle of vodka .. Then he drinks the cream and then the vodka ! and when he is on the boat towards sweden he will drink the lemon soda to neutralize the cream ...

  • Det var flabet.

  • Sounds like swedish to me ...

  • Sounds legit.

  • RACIST!!!

  • C'mon, that was actually a funny joke. I am from Denmark, I don't get offended by stuff like that, it's humor =D

  • hahahaha fuck hvor godt :D

  • @mspeterdk Nej det er forkert. Du hader Sverige de hader dig. Du hader norge og de hader dig. Tror mere det er sådan det fungere

  • SVERIGE ER ET KÆMPE LORT LAND KÆMPE LORTE LAND KÆMPE LORT LAND SVERIGE ER ET KÆMPE LORTE LAND KÆMPE LORTE LAND KAMPE LORTE LAND

  • Enig :-P

  • fuck you who made this danish is the fucking shit

  • wow i could understand this!! great video!!

  • kom nu folkens vi kan godt tag lidt sjov!

  • haha.. this is more like swedish.. they come to denmark, get drunk, and can't hold it in XD

  • @HrSkeHaderBetjente Copenhagen = STILL SWEEDEN !

  • @HrSkeHaderBetjente agree swedish .. danish is a bit more sofisticated

  • @Kiahize Hahaha! How sofisticated of you to misspell sophisticated :P

  • @HrSkeHaderBetjente thats because alcohol is too cheap here... they come here because its cheap... and then get too much... funny enough i dont touch that stuff... taste disgusting to me.

  • @HrSkeHaderBetjente Lmao true

  • @HrSkeHaderBetjente listen here bro you can tell us we suck at football, you can tell us we are all stupid, but saying you swedes gets more pissed than us, there you draw the line!

  • grineren!

    

  • Jokes on you! I found this video funny

  • her er lige lidt af det danske sprog.... knep dig selv spasser!

  • helt sikkert en svensker eller nordman tabere..

  • Bare fordi i ikke er lige så seje som os! :-D (-;

  • haha.... this is funny and a bit true. dane here tho.

  • Jeg hører jer kun sige det samme som i den her video, hvordan kan i kalde de bogstaver for et sprog, honestly!

  • Varför klagar alla på att det är en svensk??

    Det kan vara en norsk också??

  • @EpicAAShow eller kanske en ryss

  • LOL det der er ikke dansk... det er svensk!§

  • danmark rockz! sverige suckz!

  • danska e faktiskt en allvarlig halssjukdom som man inte ska skämta om... :P

  • oooooo shit nån dansk har spytt ner hela you tube!!!:(

  • hhahaah jag är svensk, men fattar knappt någonting av danskan!!!!så till alla danskar: prata inte med mat i munnen.

  • Hahaha, I'm Danish and I still find this funny.My dad is English and although he now speaks fluent Danish, he said that this is a great description of what it sounds like to foreigners. Take a joke people

  • Nogen her der har set den der video med Nordmændene der spoofer en samtale ved cykelhandleren? Det er i det mindste en sjov parodi. Det her er bare smagløst...

  • racist

    

  • @bispeskov1123 Fagcist

  • Svenskere er ikke rigtige mennesker

  • I'm from Denmark and i laughed!

  • couldn't have said it better myself

  • It´s funny cause its true

  • vil vædde med det en perker som har lavet den her, det er derfor jeg hader dem. DFD!!!

  • Sikke en idiot som har uploadet den video?!! Narrøv.

  • LOL

    this is actually pretty funny and im danish :)

  • Both of you.. Behave! People are watching..

  • lol nej men luder mehet som min dialegt den 1-1 lol

  • IM OFFENSIVE AND I FIND THIS SWEDISH!

  • Det Altid svenskere der laver sådan noget lort NED MED SVERIGE!!!!

  • @MsPeterdk

    Oroa dig inte, muslimerna är redan i full gång med att förstöra hela skiten.

  • @MsPeterdk ned med sverige? DANMARK ÄR NEDANFÖR SVERIGE JÄVLA IDIOT

  • @Ramonezs Det ved jeg sku da godt man siger ned med noget så mener man at lortet skal væk idiot lær dansk

  • @MsPeterdk ehm.. fatta knappt hälften av det du sa men du kan ju ta ditt lilla fjantlnd å köra upp de i ditt anal, dannebrogluder

  • @Ramonezs Fuck du staver sjovt man man forstår ikke en skid af det man det eneste jeg ar at sige til dig ARE UMAD!? + I DONT LIKE ANAL

  • @MsPeterdk Og det er ikke engang løgn.

  • @MsPeterdk og reserve svenskerne med...

    (BIF)

  • @MsPeterdk Hey du, vis der er nogen der skal ned så er det alle andre end Sverige. De er vores brødre man. Næsten samme sprog og flag , ligger lige op af hinanden, og vi har begge haft Norge hehe :D. Men Sverige er et lige så godt land som Danmark så vis der er nogen der skal ned så er det alle andre lande bare ikke Sverige :)

  • @KMxProdutions Sverige hader danmark, danmark hader sverige, norge hader danmark, vi hader norge... jeg har set mange hade video'er på youtube fra svenskere så jeg synes de bare skal skride til helvede

  • @MsPeterdk so what you are saying is that both Norway and Sweden hates denmark, and you hate them back.. :O if thats true, then odds are against you and you're kinda fucked aren't you ? one against two and all that. Unite

  • @MsPeterdk Unite Africa!

  • @MsPeterdk Forkert min beløjede ven.. NED MED LAMMERSP96*