@MsPeterdk why? because you Danes already lives in hell on earth.. (Denmark of course) "In jealousy there is more of self-love than love" and i can't help thinking that you are slightly jealous.. :) GO SWEDEN
@MsPeterdk haha fatso? Danish people are the fat rød pølse eating, and honestly if you Danes would sober up and see that your country is made up of one and a half city (Copenhagen and Roskilde) filled with homeless people and junkies (i bet they didnt ask them during that happiest people test) and the rest of that excuse for an country being nothing more than a real "banjo-land" countryside filled with FUGLY pig fucking rednecks (probably where you get your looks from).
@MsPeterdk Also it sounds like you have pølse bits down your throats when you speak that noise you call Danish. Sweden is the place to be! sophisticated, clean, beautiful and we got them blonde sexy ass bitches. Not overweight, piggy-nosed, ginger-haired, unge mødre "girls" with less brain cells than a squirell (might be why they are so "happy). Now roll on back to the kitchen diabeto, youre pig mother has prepared some rød grød med fløde. :)
If you have seen my commentaries you might have noticed all the quotation marks on words like "girl", "women", "female" while referring to Danish "girls" etc etc. Well that is just me pointing out the very,very thin line between males and "females" in Denmark, at least when it comes to appearance and voice. Honestly its like Thailand only the other way around. Instead of being warm and filled with men looking like girls, its cold as a polar bears asshole and filled with "girls" looking like men.
You seem like a very bitter and tangled human being. Did your parents wrong you when you were little? Maybe they sniffed Snus from your buttocks and made you assemble IKEA furniture all through the night, while listening to ABBA ? Or your lumberjack uncle from Norrland touched your pee-pee when mom and dad were out? In any case, seek help, brother.
@Morderkaj haha you are still boiling with rage! haha you must have a IQ lower than a doorknob and btw nice that you took your time to study Sweden :) amazing for a downer
@Morderkaj haha you are still boiling with rage! haha you must have a IQ lower than a doorknob and btw nice that you took your time to study Sweden :) amazing for a downer
@Morderkaj ooh looks like they took your commentary away haha :) Maybe you can call your trucker unce in Jylland so he can touch your pee-pee for comfort ;)
And those are like the fourth and fifth compliments i have given Denmark during these "trolling-commentaries".... its not fucking easy making compliments to Denmark up :O help me Danes! i am running out of good things to say... tough not bad things... :O maybe i should just stick with the bad thing :) yeah, i'll do that...
And those are like the fourth and fifth compliments i have given Denmark during these "trolling-commentaries".... its not fucking easy making compliments to Denmark up :O help me Danes! i am running out of good things to say... tough not bad things... :O maybe i should just stick with the bad thing :) yeah, i'll do that...
@Morderkaj you know what. Stay :) I am here for people like you, trying to act cool and shit. But really we both know you are boiling with Danish rage right now :D HELL YEAHHH!! trololololololo :)
@Morderkaj you know what. Stay :) I am here for people like you, trying to act cool and shit. But really we both know you are boiling with Danish rage right now :D HELL YEAHHH!! trololololololo :)
how you enjoy my boring opinions and if your Danish hope you got mad :) its all true and saying that Danes speak flawless English is pure bullshit, sure one or two probably speaks perfect and without the fugly accent, but i bet theres more people in beautiful Sweden, than in average Denmark... that was an compliment by the way, the "average Denmark" thing, just like the Mads Mikkelsen is a good actor in previous commentaries (tough he is adopted from Sweden most likely).
(PART 3) Mads Mikkelsen, and even when he is talking you can hear a slight Danish accent! He is a very good actor by the way, very goood (Strange, he must be adopted from Sweden or something) but not even talented Mads Mikkelsen speaks without the accent. Viggo Mortensen (also a very good actor and probably an adopted Swede) speaks flawless English even if he is Danish. why? because he is half American and have lived in America for many years and speaks English better than he speaks Danish.
Wellcare? people diadvantaged Danish people? You're losing it.
Unge Mødre has its place and function in society as a warning, just as I'm sure Swedes have some kind of function and justification for existing. We just need to assemble an international taskforce to try and find it before it's too late. 9 million distraught souls are relying on it! :|
@Morderkaj are you seriously still here ? Unge Mødre has its function yes :) to show the average Danish redneck :) honestly it's ridiculous that they show the Danish version in Sweden due to the fact that we dont have enough trashy teenage girls getting knocked up after to many Carlsberg and Christiania-joints in Sweden so we have to watch you guys... kinda like the zoo, but on tv :) now will you please fuck off and masturbate to oil drillers or something :OOO
@pleazzee you get 5/10 for that one - mostly for the incredible courage of being a huge dick on the internet and spewing shit that doesen't serve any purpose, other than revealing how much you want to be at the lowest possible level of rethorics. Dick. but i'm sure the butthurt will flow...
@onetwoBias Thank you :D i am a pretty big dick in real life too :) just ask yo mama, and ask here about here butthurts too. And if the "yo mama" joke, gets to you.. well then you also probably have an IQ lower then a doorknob ;) now fuck of back to your bottle of beer you trailerpark trash son of a pig.
@onetwoBias Thank you :D i am a pretty big dick in real life too :) just ask yo mama, and ask here about here butthurts too. And if the "yo mama" joke, gets to you.. well then you also probably have an IQ lower then a doorknob ;) now fuck of back to your bottle of beer you trailerpark trash son of a pig.
(PART 2) Swede speaks flawless English, and many speaks with a stupid Swedish pronunciation, BUT many Swedes can speak with a flawless (or at least almost flawless) Brittish or American accent while speaking English! Maybe because our language is a LANGUAGE and not a NOISE like the Danish "language", or noise. Or maybe because we are simply better at English :) i have actually never heard a Dane speak English without a Danish pronunciation :0 the closest to perfect English I have heard is...
(PART 2) Swede speaks flawless English, and many speaks with a stupid Swedish pronunciation, BUT many Swedes can speak with a flawless (or at least almost flawless) Brittish or American accent while speaking English! Maybe because our language is a LANGUAGE and not a NOISE like the Danish "language", or noise. Or maybe because we are simply better at English :) i have actually never heard a Dane speak English without a Danish pronunciation :0 the closest to perfect English I have heard is...
(PART 2) Swede speaks flawless English, and many speaks with a stupid Swedish pronunciation, BUT many Swedes can speak with a flawless (or at least almost flawless) Brittish or American accent while speaking English! Maybe because our language is a LANGUAGE and not a NOISE like the Danish "language", or noise. Or maybe because we are simply better at English :) i have actually never heard a Dane speak English without a Danish pronunciation :0 the closest to perfect English I have heard is...
(PART 2) Swede speaks flawless English, and many speaks with a stupid Swedish pronunciation, BUT many Swedes can speak with a flawless (or at least almost flawless) Brittish or American accent while speaking English! Maybe because our language is a LANGUAGE and not a NOISE like the Danish "language", or noise. Or maybe because we are simply better at English :) i have actually never heard a Dane speak English without a Danish pronunciation :0 the closest to perfect English I have heard is...
(PART 2) Swede speaks flawless English, and many speaks with a stupid Swedish pronunciation, BUT many Swedes can speak with a flawless (or at least almost flawless) Brittish or American accent while speaking English! Maybe because our language is a LANGUAGE and not a NOISE like the Danish "language", or noise. Or maybe because we are simply better at English :) i have actually never heard a Dane speak English without a Danish pronunciation :0 the closest to perfect English I have heard is...
I just saw i program and happened to hear some danish people speak English.. haha this is gooood.. and just like most other scandinavians the grammar was good and they mostly used correct words and all that, but then came the Danish pronunciation !!? :OO while speaking English!? i have never met a Dane who could speak spotless English without that "puke-sounding" Danish pronunciation, for fuck sake Danes is it really that hard to speak English? of course not every (END OF PART 1 CHILDREN)
I just saw i program and happened to hear some danish people speak English.. haha this is gooood.. and just like most other scandinavians the grammar was good and they mostly used correct words and all that, but then came the Danish pronunciation !!? :OO while speaking English!? i have never met a Dane who could speak spotless English without that "puke-sounding" Danish pronunciation, for fuck sake Danes is it really that hard to speak English? of course not every (END OF PART 1 CHILDREN)
I'm from Denmark and I have a bit more selfrespect than the most, to be offended by this when he says it was a joke.. Damn stop crying about it, it was only a joke..
@scrumsie HAHAHAHA yeah... because Swedish girls are truly known around the world for being ugly.. HAHA riiight, and the Danish piggy-nosed girls are hot? just watch "unge mødre" to see the average Danish redneck junkie piggy girls :) i am actually pretty sure that swedish girls with down syndrome look better than the average Danish female, maybe due to the fact that many danes have a lot of strangely looking "down syndrome" features :O I don't know why, maybe one of you angry Danes can explain.
HAHA danish is such a beautiful language, and Denmark is a very beautiful country filled with 5,5 million overweight, beer drinking, poorly educated, uncultured, pølse eating, ginger haired, redneck pigs ( and about 60 million ordinary pigs) who thinks their little malfunctioning shitty little country is the center of the universe which is a little embarrassing considering the fact that the rest of the world (especially US and A) thinks Denmark is a village in their bigger brother Sweden! ;)
@MrHaltigan oohh an answer from one of your cultivated danish people. faack daaaj din faaaacking pølse, hved laaver duu! No but seriously, fuck dig også, Krølle-Bølle :)
@pleazzee Would you please shut the fuck up? Who gave you the right to judge danish people?! Maybe some people in Denmark think that we are the center of the world, but that is FAR from all!
We are a little country, and we are fucking proud of it.
But I think that you are very brave and a very talented person, since you can sit on your ass and judge the danish people and their culture.. BRAVO!
-BTW. The english vocabulary does not contain the word: Pølse. In english it's named sausage
@TheMalle700(PART 1) Pølse isnt english?? well nooo shit Sherlock, but a sausage could be any saausage a red "Pølse" is very, very Danish (and very very disgusting, you should know what they put in those little red things.. probobly melted BR toys :O) and secondly OF COURSE not all Danish is gingers and biggots, just like not all Swedes are perfect.. or are we.. of course! HOWEVER many of you Danish people are biggots when it comes to the patriotic question, both in a good way and in bad ways.
@TheMalle700 (PART 2) I know these things since i live in your "Great" country, and many danes are really nice and cool people and copenhagen is a lovely city in many ways, Denmark have some of Scandinavias most beautiful beaches (too bad the water is polluted) and the Roskilde festival is a wonderful thing, But Denmark is a small country with a strange culture which i cant even start to describe how strange and in many cases backwards and bad and the many Danish people are very very strange.
@TheMalle700 (PART 3) strange in a bad way, I mean honestly just look at some of probably redneck bigots and thirdly we live in a world where i have the right to judge Danish people and tell mine and way too many others opinion about many of you guys, And no you lego-building Krølle-Bølle i wont shut the fuck up, since i loooove it when you get pissed and write down entertaining comments for me to read :D haha and "BTW" thanks for calling me brave and talented (i am Swedish, probably why...) :D
@TheMalle700 (PART MUTHAFUCKIN 4) and a gift from us all, to you all, a 1500 words long "bible" commentary to read :) Damn i'm goooood. Pissed you off, and send you something more annoying to read ;) enjoy!
@TheMalle700 And i just have to type one last thing! How ridiculous is it that i have to give you complements like "copenhagen is a lovely city" etc etc to keep you from going crazy like if you were a woman. Come on people, seriously ? go build with lego or make some "remoulade" if that makes you happy, see i can't keep making a bunch of complements up for you Danish boys and "girls" out there :O it's really hard to complement your country.. it really is...
@pleazzee Denmark is a little country, they have one of the world highest BNP rates, also tagged as the country with the most happiest people all over the world. People in Denmark know how treat each other right, which in other countries they're like shitting on each other. And everyone is right to an education, which everyone gets for free. And even if you think we only produce milk and bacon, then you're wrong. Denmark's biggest exports and market shares are oil and medical substances.
@KlerensMusic happy because they are drunk and high 24/7 since they are 12 years old and can buy liquor at the local netto store. Let's just face it, Denmark is Scandinavias middle East, or Scandinavias Eastern Europe :) and did you write that theu know how to treat each other? well of course they do, but how about every one else, many are very racist and hostile against immigrants from the Middle East, Balkan, south Asia and even from closely related (but slightly better) neighbours Sweden.
@KlerensMusic and Norway, but more against Sweden i think. So that everyone in Denmark are nice and happy is a bunch of BULLSHIT, trust me Denmark isn't just Legoland and Tivoli. And finally trust me Demarks biggest exports might be oil stolen from Greenland and medical substances, but you are almost always associated with Tuborg beer and Bacon/piggys. So please fuck of back to a plate of lego bacon from netto and some weird tasting Danish milk, you smørrebrød eating danish son of a pig :) haha
@pleazzee They are still only in the preliminary stages of searching and testdrilling for oil in Greenland. It's not really on the market yet, mate. Our oil comes from the North Sea, just like Norways and Britains does.
@Morderkaj Well we are watching a joke video, so talking about BNP rates and oil exports might be a little bit in the wrong place don't you think? I AM NOT HERE TO BE MATURE! I AM HERE TO PISS OFF ANGRY DANES! now, fuck off back to discovery channel.
@Morderkaj Well we are watching a joke video, so talking about BNP rates and oil exports might be a little bit in the wrong place don't you think? I AM NOT HERE TO BE MATURE! I AM HERE TO PISS OFF ANGRY DANES! now, fuck off back to discovery channel.
@Morderkaj But i must say you do sound smart for a Dane :O how old are you? you know most danes don't get to the age of 23.. you know, due to the extra chromosome you are born with... HAHA just trollin :) you don't really sound very smart, more "Wikipedia-smart" :)
@pleazzee That is really none of your concern, sir. Now you just troll along with the other imbeciles. I bet there are plenty of other fish in the sea for you to play tough towards.
@Morderkaj ooh sir ? well what a well mannerd young boy/"girl" you are :) well alright i shall troll along now, was just trying to be nice and social with a downer and do my part helping the less fortunate of society (Danish people).
@Morderkaj are you still writing to me? :O I think youre missing an episode of "unge mødre" on the Danish version of discovery channel, better run back to the TV, if you don't have one maybe the Swedish wellcare can take care of you :) they have special programs for people disadvantaged Danish people :D
in denmark we usually speaks like someone put a potato in our mouth... (og ja til alle jer der er danskere! jeg er selv dansker :) og det gør vi altså bare! serriøst)
@BlocksTV nej jeg siger det bare som det er?! jeg er da forhelved selv dansker? så hvorfor ville jeg da øre mit eget hjemland til grin?!!? serriøst... det er bare såan at det danske sprog er ufatteligt kompliceret, og det er langt fa de fleste der bare kan lære det som sådan! blandt andet fordi vi ikke har nogle trykstavelser i vores sprog, hvilket gør at vi lyder som om vi har en kartoffel i munden! slå det da op...
HEY YOU GUYS ARE REALLY OFFENDING ME AND ALL THE SWEEDISH PEOPLE AND IM SICK AND TIRED OF IT! just kidding im wasnt born with a dick and a vagina! im danish ;)
Haha yes !! there is something called The SWEDE .. Its basicly a swedish guy comming to denmark be buys 1 small bottle of cream 1 lemon soda and 1 bottle of vodka .. Then he drinks the cream and then the vodka ! and when he is on the boat towards sweden he will drink the lemon soda to neutralize the cream ...
@HrSkeHaderBetjente thats because alcohol is too cheap here... they come here because its cheap... and then get too much... funny enough i dont touch that stuff... taste disgusting to me.
@HrSkeHaderBetjente listen here bro you can tell us we suck at football, you can tell us we are all stupid, but saying you swedes gets more pissed than us, there you draw the line!
Dear channel owner. It is unacceptable to upload such a video, when you clearly do not know, what Danish is. I would like, if you could take the video down. - Anton. Du skulle skamme dig.
Hahaha, I'm Danish and I still find this funny.My dad is English and although he now speaks fluent Danish, he said that this is a great description of what it sounds like to foreigners. Take a joke people
Nogen her der har set den der video med Nordmændene der spoofer en samtale ved cykelhandleren? Det er i det mindste en sjov parodi. Det her er bare smagløst...
@MsPeterdk Hey du, vis der er nogen der skal ned så er det alle andre end Sverige. De er vores brødre man. Næsten samme sprog og flag , ligger lige op af hinanden, og vi har begge haft Norge hehe :D. Men Sverige er et lige så godt land som Danmark så vis der er nogen der skal ned så er det alle andre lande bare ikke Sverige :)
@KMxProdutions Sverige hader danmark, danmark hader sverige, norge hader danmark, vi hader norge... jeg har set mange hade video'er på youtube fra svenskere så jeg synes de bare skal skride til helvede
@MsPeterdk so what you are saying is that both Norway and Sweden hates denmark, and you hate them back.. :O if thats true, then odds are against you and you're kinda fucked aren't you ? one against two and all that. Unite
pathetic..
JESUSgoddamnitCHRIST 46 minutes ago
FUCK SWEDEN THEY SHALL BURN IN HELL
MsPeterdk 4 hours ago
HIGHWAY TO HELL!!!!
pleazzee 2 hours ago
@MsPeterdk why? because you Danes already lives in hell on earth.. (Denmark of course) "In jealousy there is more of self-love than love" and i can't help thinking that you are slightly jealous.. :) GO SWEDEN
pleazzee 2 hours ago
@pleazzee We are the happiest people on earth and we live in heaven we got so many things to do in denmark i would say i live in heaven
But sweden is the living hell it sounds like someone is trying to kill them when they speak fatso
MsPeterdk 2 hours ago
@MsPeterdk haha fatso? Danish people are the fat rød pølse eating, and honestly if you Danes would sober up and see that your country is made up of one and a half city (Copenhagen and Roskilde) filled with homeless people and junkies (i bet they didnt ask them during that happiest people test) and the rest of that excuse for an country being nothing more than a real "banjo-land" countryside filled with FUGLY pig fucking rednecks (probably where you get your looks from).
pleazzee 1 hour ago
@MsPeterdk Also it sounds like you have pølse bits down your throats when you speak that noise you call Danish. Sweden is the place to be! sophisticated, clean, beautiful and we got them blonde sexy ass bitches. Not overweight, piggy-nosed, ginger-haired, unge mødre "girls" with less brain cells than a squirell (might be why they are so "happy). Now roll on back to the kitchen diabeto, youre pig mother has prepared some rød grød med fløde. :)
pleazzee 1 hour ago
If you have seen my commentaries you might have noticed all the quotation marks on words like "girl", "women", "female" while referring to Danish "girls" etc etc. Well that is just me pointing out the very,very thin line between males and "females" in Denmark, at least when it comes to appearance and voice. Honestly its like Thailand only the other way around. Instead of being warm and filled with men looking like girls, its cold as a polar bears asshole and filled with "girls" looking like men.
pleazzee 13 hours ago
Nope, it's still here.
Morderkaj 23 hours ago
@Morderkaj nope it's not :)
pleazzee 23 hours ago
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You seem like a very bitter and tangled human being. Did your parents wrong you when you were little? Maybe they sniffed Snus from your buttocks and made you assemble IKEA furniture all through the night, while listening to ABBA ? Or your lumberjack uncle from Norrland touched your pee-pee when mom and dad were out? In any case, seek help, brother.
Morderkaj 23 hours ago
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Morderkaj 23 hours ago
@Morderkaj haha you are still boiling with rage! haha you must have a IQ lower than a doorknob and btw nice that you took your time to study Sweden :) amazing for a downer
pleazzee 23 hours ago
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@Morderkaj haha you are still boiling with rage! haha you must have a IQ lower than a doorknob and btw nice that you took your time to study Sweden :) amazing for a downer
pleazzee 23 hours ago
@Morderkaj ooh looks like they took your commentary away haha :) Maybe you can call your trucker unce in Jylland so he can touch your pee-pee for comfort ;)
pleazzee 23 hours ago
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And those are like the fourth and fifth compliments i have given Denmark during these "trolling-commentaries".... its not fucking easy making compliments to Denmark up :O help me Danes! i am running out of good things to say... tough not bad things... :O maybe i should just stick with the bad thing :) yeah, i'll do that...
pleazzee 23 hours ago
And those are like the fourth and fifth compliments i have given Denmark during these "trolling-commentaries".... its not fucking easy making compliments to Denmark up :O help me Danes! i am running out of good things to say... tough not bad things... :O maybe i should just stick with the bad thing :) yeah, i'll do that...
pleazzee 23 hours ago
You seem kinda desperate and incoherent right now.
Morderkaj 23 hours ago
@Morderkaj you know what. Stay :) I am here for people like you, trying to act cool and shit. But really we both know you are boiling with Danish rage right now :D HELL YEAHHH!! trololololololo :)
pleazzee 23 hours ago
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@Morderkaj you know what. Stay :) I am here for people like you, trying to act cool and shit. But really we both know you are boiling with Danish rage right now :D HELL YEAHHH!! trololololololo :)
pleazzee 23 hours ago
how you enjoy my boring opinions and if your Danish hope you got mad :) its all true and saying that Danes speak flawless English is pure bullshit, sure one or two probably speaks perfect and without the fugly accent, but i bet theres more people in beautiful Sweden, than in average Denmark... that was an compliment by the way, the "average Denmark" thing, just like the Mads Mikkelsen is a good actor in previous commentaries (tough he is adopted from Sweden most likely).
pleazzee 23 hours ago
(PART 3) Mads Mikkelsen, and even when he is talking you can hear a slight Danish accent! He is a very good actor by the way, very goood (Strange, he must be adopted from Sweden or something) but not even talented Mads Mikkelsen speaks without the accent. Viggo Mortensen (also a very good actor and probably an adopted Swede) speaks flawless English even if he is Danish. why? because he is half American and have lived in America for many years and speaks English better than he speaks Danish.
pleazzee 23 hours ago
Wellcare? people diadvantaged Danish people? You're losing it.
Unge Mødre has its place and function in society as a warning, just as I'm sure Swedes have some kind of function and justification for existing. We just need to assemble an international taskforce to try and find it before it's too late. 9 million distraught souls are relying on it! :|
Morderkaj 23 hours ago
@Morderkaj are you seriously still here ? Unge Mødre has its function yes :) to show the average Danish redneck :) honestly it's ridiculous that they show the Danish version in Sweden due to the fact that we dont have enough trashy teenage girls getting knocked up after to many Carlsberg and Christiania-joints in Sweden so we have to watch you guys... kinda like the zoo, but on tv :) now will you please fuck off and masturbate to oil drillers or something :OOO
pleazzee 23 hours ago
@pleazzee you get 5/10 for that one - mostly for the incredible courage of being a huge dick on the internet and spewing shit that doesen't serve any purpose, other than revealing how much you want to be at the lowest possible level of rethorics. Dick. but i'm sure the butthurt will flow...
onetwoBias 23 hours ago
@onetwoBias Thank you :D i am a pretty big dick in real life too :) just ask yo mama, and ask here about here butthurts too. And if the "yo mama" joke, gets to you.. well then you also probably have an IQ lower then a doorknob ;) now fuck of back to your bottle of beer you trailerpark trash son of a pig.
pleazzee 23 hours ago
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@onetwoBias Thank you :D i am a pretty big dick in real life too :) just ask yo mama, and ask here about here butthurts too. And if the "yo mama" joke, gets to you.. well then you also probably have an IQ lower then a doorknob ;) now fuck of back to your bottle of beer you trailerpark trash son of a pig.
pleazzee 23 hours ago
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(PART 2) Swede speaks flawless English, and many speaks with a stupid Swedish pronunciation, BUT many Swedes can speak with a flawless (or at least almost flawless) Brittish or American accent while speaking English! Maybe because our language is a LANGUAGE and not a NOISE like the Danish "language", or noise. Or maybe because we are simply better at English :) i have actually never heard a Dane speak English without a Danish pronunciation :0 the closest to perfect English I have heard is...
pleazzee 23 hours ago
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(PART 2) Swede speaks flawless English, and many speaks with a stupid Swedish pronunciation, BUT many Swedes can speak with a flawless (or at least almost flawless) Brittish or American accent while speaking English! Maybe because our language is a LANGUAGE and not a NOISE like the Danish "language", or noise. Or maybe because we are simply better at English :) i have actually never heard a Dane speak English without a Danish pronunciation :0 the closest to perfect English I have heard is...
pleazzee 23 hours ago
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(PART 2) Swede speaks flawless English, and many speaks with a stupid Swedish pronunciation, BUT many Swedes can speak with a flawless (or at least almost flawless) Brittish or American accent while speaking English! Maybe because our language is a LANGUAGE and not a NOISE like the Danish "language", or noise. Or maybe because we are simply better at English :) i have actually never heard a Dane speak English without a Danish pronunciation :0 the closest to perfect English I have heard is...
pleazzee 23 hours ago
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(PART 2) Swede speaks flawless English, and many speaks with a stupid Swedish pronunciation, BUT many Swedes can speak with a flawless (or at least almost flawless) Brittish or American accent while speaking English! Maybe because our language is a LANGUAGE and not a NOISE like the Danish "language", or noise. Or maybe because we are simply better at English :) i have actually never heard a Dane speak English without a Danish pronunciation :0 the closest to perfect English I have heard is...
pleazzee 23 hours ago
(PART 2) Swede speaks flawless English, and many speaks with a stupid Swedish pronunciation, BUT many Swedes can speak with a flawless (or at least almost flawless) Brittish or American accent while speaking English! Maybe because our language is a LANGUAGE and not a NOISE like the Danish "language", or noise. Or maybe because we are simply better at English :) i have actually never heard a Dane speak English without a Danish pronunciation :0 the closest to perfect English I have heard is...
pleazzee 23 hours ago
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I just saw i program and happened to hear some danish people speak English.. haha this is gooood.. and just like most other scandinavians the grammar was good and they mostly used correct words and all that, but then came the Danish pronunciation !!? :OO while speaking English!? i have never met a Dane who could speak spotless English without that "puke-sounding" Danish pronunciation, for fuck sake Danes is it really that hard to speak English? of course not every (END OF PART 1 CHILDREN)
pleazzee 1 day ago
I just saw i program and happened to hear some danish people speak English.. haha this is gooood.. and just like most other scandinavians the grammar was good and they mostly used correct words and all that, but then came the Danish pronunciation !!? :OO while speaking English!? i have never met a Dane who could speak spotless English without that "puke-sounding" Danish pronunciation, for fuck sake Danes is it really that hard to speak English? of course not every (END OF PART 1 CHILDREN)
pleazzee 1 day ago
denmark got the weeed fuck u
Psychedelic881 1 day ago
I'm from Denmark and I have a bit more selfrespect than the most, to be offended by this when he says it was a joke.. Damn stop crying about it, it was only a joke..
MushisCow 1 day ago
I am so ashamed that the country next to beautiful Sweden speaks so ugly
emil9906 1 day ago
@emil9906 me too :(
pleazzee 1 day ago
hahaha denmark is a sad embarrassing country
emil9906 1 day ago
Ja tak for lort.
BoogalooCat 2 days ago
The joke isn't funny!!
GlittergirlEmma 2 days ago
ginger-haired, Coppercab look-a-like, danish people :)
pleazzee 3 days ago
vi er røde, vi er hvide og vi skal skide!! HAHA, ARE YOU MAD YET??
pleazzee 3 days ago
I am a swedish troll by the way.
pleazzee 4 days ago
@pleazzee A swedish troll ,is a girl from sweden .Cause theyre ugly as fart.
scrumsie 2 days ago
@scrumsie HAHAHAHA yeah... because Swedish girls are truly known around the world for being ugly.. HAHA riiight, and the Danish piggy-nosed girls are hot? just watch "unge mødre" to see the average Danish redneck junkie piggy girls :) i am actually pretty sure that swedish girls with down syndrome look better than the average Danish female, maybe due to the fact that many danes have a lot of strangely looking "down syndrome" features :O I don't know why, maybe one of you angry Danes can explain.
pleazzee 2 days ago
@pleazzee Lol youre a troll truly ..
scrumsie 1 day ago
@scrumsie well thank you :)
pleazzee 1 day ago
HAHA danish is such a beautiful language, and Denmark is a very beautiful country filled with 5,5 million overweight, beer drinking, poorly educated, uncultured, pølse eating, ginger haired, redneck pigs ( and about 60 million ordinary pigs) who thinks their little malfunctioning shitty little country is the center of the universe which is a little embarrassing considering the fact that the rest of the world (especially US and A) thinks Denmark is a village in their bigger brother Sweden! ;)
pleazzee 4 days ago
@pleazzee Fuck dig
MrHaltigan 3 days ago
@MrHaltigan oohh an answer from one of your cultivated danish people. faack daaaj din faaaacking pølse, hved laaver duu! No but seriously, fuck dig også, Krølle-Bølle :)
pleazzee 3 days ago
@pleazzee Would you please shut the fuck up? Who gave you the right to judge danish people?! Maybe some people in Denmark think that we are the center of the world, but that is FAR from all!
We are a little country, and we are fucking proud of it.
But I think that you are very brave and a very talented person, since you can sit on your ass and judge the danish people and their culture.. BRAVO!
-BTW. The english vocabulary does not contain the word: Pølse. In english it's named sausage
TheMalle700 1 day ago
@TheMalle700(PART 1) Pølse isnt english?? well nooo shit Sherlock, but a sausage could be any saausage a red "Pølse" is very, very Danish (and very very disgusting, you should know what they put in those little red things.. probobly melted BR toys :O) and secondly OF COURSE not all Danish is gingers and biggots, just like not all Swedes are perfect.. or are we.. of course! HOWEVER many of you Danish people are biggots when it comes to the patriotic question, both in a good way and in bad ways.
pleazzee 1 day ago
@TheMalle700 (PART 2) I know these things since i live in your "Great" country, and many danes are really nice and cool people and copenhagen is a lovely city in many ways, Denmark have some of Scandinavias most beautiful beaches (too bad the water is polluted) and the Roskilde festival is a wonderful thing, But Denmark is a small country with a strange culture which i cant even start to describe how strange and in many cases backwards and bad and the many Danish people are very very strange.
pleazzee 1 day ago
@TheMalle700 (PART 3) strange in a bad way, I mean honestly just look at some of probably redneck bigots and thirdly we live in a world where i have the right to judge Danish people and tell mine and way too many others opinion about many of you guys, And no you lego-building Krølle-Bølle i wont shut the fuck up, since i loooove it when you get pissed and write down entertaining comments for me to read :D haha and "BTW" thanks for calling me brave and talented (i am Swedish, probably why...) :D
pleazzee 1 day ago
@TheMalle700 (PART MUTHAFUCKIN 4) and a gift from us all, to you all, a 1500 words long "bible" commentary to read :) Damn i'm goooood. Pissed you off, and send you something more annoying to read ;) enjoy!
pleazzee 1 day ago
@TheMalle700 And i just have to type one last thing! How ridiculous is it that i have to give you complements like "copenhagen is a lovely city" etc etc to keep you from going crazy like if you were a woman. Come on people, seriously ? go build with lego or make some "remoulade" if that makes you happy, see i can't keep making a bunch of complements up for you Danish boys and "girls" out there :O it's really hard to complement your country.. it really is...
pleazzee 1 day ago
@pleazzee Denmark is a little country, they have one of the world highest BNP rates, also tagged as the country with the most happiest people all over the world. People in Denmark know how treat each other right, which in other countries they're like shitting on each other. And everyone is right to an education, which everyone gets for free. And even if you think we only produce milk and bacon, then you're wrong. Denmark's biggest exports and market shares are oil and medical substances.
KlerensMusic 1 day ago
@KlerensMusic happy because they are drunk and high 24/7 since they are 12 years old and can buy liquor at the local netto store. Let's just face it, Denmark is Scandinavias middle East, or Scandinavias Eastern Europe :) and did you write that theu know how to treat each other? well of course they do, but how about every one else, many are very racist and hostile against immigrants from the Middle East, Balkan, south Asia and even from closely related (but slightly better) neighbours Sweden.
pleazzee 1 day ago
@KlerensMusic and Norway, but more against Sweden i think. So that everyone in Denmark are nice and happy is a bunch of BULLSHIT, trust me Denmark isn't just Legoland and Tivoli. And finally trust me Demarks biggest exports might be oil stolen from Greenland and medical substances, but you are almost always associated with Tuborg beer and Bacon/piggys. So please fuck of back to a plate of lego bacon from netto and some weird tasting Danish milk, you smørrebrød eating danish son of a pig :) haha
pleazzee 1 day ago
@pleazzee They are still only in the preliminary stages of searching and testdrilling for oil in Greenland. It's not really on the market yet, mate. Our oil comes from the North Sea, just like Norways and Britains does.
Morderkaj 1 day ago
@Morderkaj I wish I could send a careface... :(
pleazzee 1 day ago
@pleazzee Great response. Shows your true maturity level.
Morderkaj 1 day ago
@Morderkaj Well we are watching a joke video, so talking about BNP rates and oil exports might be a little bit in the wrong place don't you think? I AM NOT HERE TO BE MATURE! I AM HERE TO PISS OFF ANGRY DANES! now, fuck off back to discovery channel.
pleazzee 1 day ago
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@Morderkaj Well we are watching a joke video, so talking about BNP rates and oil exports might be a little bit in the wrong place don't you think? I AM NOT HERE TO BE MATURE! I AM HERE TO PISS OFF ANGRY DANES! now, fuck off back to discovery channel.
pleazzee 1 day ago
@Morderkaj But i must say you do sound smart for a Dane :O how old are you? you know most danes don't get to the age of 23.. you know, due to the extra chromosome you are born with... HAHA just trollin :) you don't really sound very smart, more "Wikipedia-smart" :)
pleazzee 1 day ago
@pleazzee That is really none of your concern, sir. Now you just troll along with the other imbeciles. I bet there are plenty of other fish in the sea for you to play tough towards.
Morderkaj 1 day ago
@Morderkaj ooh sir ? well what a well mannerd young boy/"girl" you are :) well alright i shall troll along now, was just trying to be nice and social with a downer and do my part helping the less fortunate of society (Danish people).
pleazzee 1 day ago
@pleazzee Run along now. That's a good Swede.
Morderkaj 1 day ago
@Morderkaj are you still writing to me? :O I think youre missing an episode of "unge mødre" on the Danish version of discovery channel, better run back to the TV, if you don't have one maybe the Swedish wellcare can take care of you :) they have special programs for people disadvantaged Danish people :D
pleazzee 1 day ago
Rødgrød med fløde.
BJFootballFreak 4 days ago
mmh ya we do drink alot in denmark just bcz wimps like the uploader couldnt handle it muha
Takashi0ukana 5 days ago
That's not Danish it's French...
25poul1258 6 days ago
i agree with this video danish does not sound pretty
Azhianator 6 days ago 2
@Azhianator And you think English does. Just because its the only language you speak.
Take for examble me, im a Dane i speak: Danish, English, German, French and a bit Chinese..
MrHaltigan 3 days ago
@Azhianator U sound like shit when u speak
MsPeterdk 2 hours ago
Så er der satme dømt diarre! Luk øjnene og nyd...
OtakuViking 6 days ago
Det er en blaning af svensk, helsingør, fredag og sprut.
magnusalimus 1 week ago
yeah im from denmark and thats deffenetly swedish
MrMyNameIsFuckU 1 week ago 24
nej det er brian der snakker FLYDENDE svensk
ermaslv44 1 week ago
in denmark we usually speaks like someone put a potato in our mouth... (og ja til alle jer der er danskere! jeg er selv dansker :) og det gør vi altså bare! serriøst)
SeeMeeNoow 1 week ago 2
@SeeMeeNoow
Prøver du at sige at denmark er til grin ?
BlocksTV 1 week ago
@BlocksTV nej jeg siger det bare som det er?! jeg er da forhelved selv dansker? så hvorfor ville jeg da øre mit eget hjemland til grin?!!? serriøst... det er bare såan at det danske sprog er ufatteligt kompliceret, og det er langt fa de fleste der bare kan lære det som sådan! blandt andet fordi vi ikke har nogle trykstavelser i vores sprog, hvilket gør at vi lyder som om vi har en kartoffel i munden! slå det da op...
SeeMeeNoow 1 week ago
mmhhh swedish maybe? sometimes people get the languages mixed up? :)
Amstrup77 2 weeks ago
Fun part is, I was at a club tonight, and a swede actually kept "talking" like that... not sure why, but they just seem not to know when to stop :-)
Jabbadoor2 2 weeks ago
OMG THATS THE FUNNIES VIDEO EVER OMG!!!111!!! idiot
ddrhel 2 weeks ago
im puke and i'm offended
Lindegaard111 2 weeks ago
That hurt my feeling! :(
FoGGeRdk 2 weeks ago
It's ok.. We just have to realize that we have a freaking wierd language (danish)
fiaersej 2 weeks ago 2
HEY YOU GUYS ARE REALLY OFFENDING ME AND ALL THE SWEEDISH PEOPLE AND IM SICK AND TIRED OF IT! just kidding im wasnt born with a dick and a vagina! im danish ;)
LostInMyOwnHead666 2 weeks ago
Swedish
mikkelpelsen363 3 weeks ago
Svenska Svensk Swedish og nogle andre prog jeg ikke ka sige svensk på
HoloPatrick 3 weeks ago
God damn its funnyXD
aSirludvig 3 weeks ago
så meget had..... kan i ikke se at det er humor? jeg synes det er sjovt :D
TheSonder 3 weeks ago
Its sounds like Swedish.
iMattyOfThexJawz 3 weeks ago
SWEDISH..
Dkfireworkdude99 3 weeks ago
that is swedish cause i'm danish you fucker
MrDANISHcraft 3 weeks ago
@MrDANISHcraft Hear Hear
Serpentscrown 3 weeks ago
im danish but it even hurts my throat speaking it.
irregularallover 3 weeks ago
hahahahahhahahaaha
irregularallover 3 weeks ago
I am from Denmark nd I think itsv Fun :D
Blizgar 3 weeks ago
Hahahaha :D
That is certainly what it sounds like to foreigners...
alin1975 3 weeks ago
omg
bullerweische 3 weeks ago
Men det er jo sandt!
Thehennild 3 weeks ago
Sverige er et rigtigt lorte land
somethingvs 3 weeks ago
Sounds like me Friday and Saturday, sometimes Sunday. Ahhh and Monday,Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday... etc
CleanAteist 4 weeks ago
Haha, accurate description of the language!
Imhornydadcomeinside 4 weeks ago
Haha yes !! there is something called The SWEDE .. Its basicly a swedish guy comming to denmark be buys 1 small bottle of cream 1 lemon soda and 1 bottle of vodka .. Then he drinks the cream and then the vodka ! and when he is on the boat towards sweden he will drink the lemon soda to neutralize the cream ...
c0ola1d 4 weeks ago
Det var flabet.
ViElskerThisted 1 month ago
Sounds like swedish to me ...
MrUberHero 1 month ago 173
Sounds legit.
CHRLPTRSN 1 month ago
RACIST!!!
adamtal123 1 month ago
C'mon, that was actually a funny joke. I am from Denmark, I don't get offended by stuff like that, it's humor =D
Janushoff 1 month ago 3
hahahaha fuck hvor godt :D
NoahTheilTwin 1 month ago
@mspeterdk Nej det er forkert. Du hader Sverige de hader dig. Du hader norge og de hader dig. Tror mere det er sådan det fungere
KMxProdutions 1 month ago
SVERIGE ER ET KÆMPE LORT LAND KÆMPE LORTE LAND KÆMPE LORT LAND SVERIGE ER ET KÆMPE LORTE LAND KÆMPE LORTE LAND KAMPE LORTE LAND
raunholtjensen 1 month ago
Enig :-P
SofieLydiksen 1 month ago
fuck you who made this danish is the fucking shit
wickkedywickkedywack 1 month ago
wow i could understand this!! great video!!
HikouTsubasa 1 month ago
kom nu folkens vi kan godt tag lidt sjov!
MrChrill123 1 month ago 4
haha.. this is more like swedish.. they come to denmark, get drunk, and can't hold it in XD
HrSkeHaderBetjente 1 month ago 237
@HrSkeHaderBetjente AGREED
Andreas2602 1 month ago
@HrSkeHaderBetjente Copenhagen = STILL SWEEDEN !
Kingknag89 3 weeks ago
@HrSkeHaderBetjente agree swedish .. danish is a bit more sofisticated
Kiahize 1 week ago
@Kiahize Hahaha! How sofisticated of you to misspell sophisticated :P
HrSkeHaderBetjente 1 week ago 2
@HrSkeHaderBetjente thats because alcohol is too cheap here... they come here because its cheap... and then get too much... funny enough i dont touch that stuff... taste disgusting to me.
supervegito2277 1 week ago
@HrSkeHaderBetjente Lmao true
SileXsnipe 6 days ago
@HrSkeHaderBetjente listen here bro you can tell us we suck at football, you can tell us we are all stupid, but saying you swedes gets more pissed than us, there you draw the line!
AngryCookieHunter 3 days ago
grineren!
christismybitch 1 month ago
Jokes on you! I found this video funny
GrylahzTwink 1 month ago
her er lige lidt af det danske sprog.... knep dig selv spasser!
lakazeDX 1 month ago
helt sikkert en svensker eller nordman tabere..
kazzerG 1 month ago
Bare fordi i ikke er lige så seje som os! :-D (-;
TheOllepolle22 1 month ago
haha.... this is funny and a bit true. dane here tho.
BechTalent 1 month ago
Jeg hører jer kun sige det samme som i den her video, hvordan kan i kalde de bogstaver for et sprog, honestly!
Kaykj 1 month ago
Varför klagar alla på att det är en svensk??
Det kan vara en norsk också??
EpicAAShow 1 month ago 4
@EpicAAShow eller kanske en ryss
TheDarkestOne100 1 month ago
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Dear channel owner. It is unacceptable to upload such a video, when you clearly do not know, what Danish is. I would like, if you could take the video down. - Anton. Du skulle skamme dig.
TheBuzzClan 1 month ago
LOL det der er ikke dansk... det er svensk!§
NPARKML 1 month ago
danmark rockz! sverige suckz!
NPARKML 1 month ago
danska e faktiskt en allvarlig halssjukdom som man inte ska skämta om... :P
axskoglundL0L 1 month ago 2
oooooo shit nån dansk har spytt ner hela you tube!!!:(
axskoglundL0L 1 month ago
hhahaah jag är svensk, men fattar knappt någonting av danskan!!!!så till alla danskar: prata inte med mat i munnen.
Sari1996100 1 month ago
Hahaha, I'm Danish and I still find this funny.My dad is English and although he now speaks fluent Danish, he said that this is a great description of what it sounds like to foreigners. Take a joke people
RockyFlockky 1 month ago 4
Nogen her der har set den der video med Nordmændene der spoofer en samtale ved cykelhandleren? Det er i det mindste en sjov parodi. Det her er bare smagløst...
DarthSatoris 1 month ago
racist
bispeskov1123 1 month ago
@bispeskov1123 Fagcist
TheCarnage92 1 month ago
Svenskere er ikke rigtige mennesker
dennisjonkristensen 1 month ago
I'm from Denmark and i laughed!
Dahlgryn 1 month ago 4
couldn't have said it better myself
muffintasticly 1 month ago
It´s funny cause its true
Ramonezs 1 month ago
vil vædde med det en perker som har lavet den her, det er derfor jeg hader dem. DFD!!!
wapsii 1 month ago
Sikke en idiot som har uploadet den video?!! Narrøv.
Newfoundlaander 1 month ago
LOL
this is actually pretty funny and im danish :)
muulieify 1 month ago
Both of you.. Behave! People are watching..
idafoss 1 month ago
lol nej men luder mehet som min dialegt den 1-1 lol
gaiaschilddk 1 month ago
IM OFFENSIVE AND I FIND THIS SWEDISH!
tdctop 1 month ago
Det Altid svenskere der laver sådan noget lort NED MED SVERIGE!!!!
MsPeterdk 2 months ago 130
@MsPeterdk
Oroa dig inte, muslimerna är redan i full gång med att förstöra hela skiten.
Sve303 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
@MsPeterdk ned med sverige? DANMARK ÄR NEDANFÖR SVERIGE JÄVLA IDIOT
Ramonezs 1 month ago
@Ramonezs Det ved jeg sku da godt man siger ned med noget så mener man at lortet skal væk idiot lær dansk
MsPeterdk 1 month ago
@MsPeterdk ehm.. fatta knappt hälften av det du sa men du kan ju ta ditt lilla fjantlnd å köra upp de i ditt anal, dannebrogluder
Ramonezs 1 month ago
@Ramonezs Fuck du staver sjovt man man forstår ikke en skid af det man det eneste jeg ar at sige til dig ARE UMAD!? + I DONT LIKE ANAL
MsPeterdk 1 month ago
@MsPeterdk Og det er ikke engang løgn.
ihaztehmuffinz 1 month ago
@MsPeterdk og reserve svenskerne med...
(BIF)
AntiJewishCommunist 1 month ago
@MsPeterdk Hey du, vis der er nogen der skal ned så er det alle andre end Sverige. De er vores brødre man. Næsten samme sprog og flag , ligger lige op af hinanden, og vi har begge haft Norge hehe :D. Men Sverige er et lige så godt land som Danmark så vis der er nogen der skal ned så er det alle andre lande bare ikke Sverige :)
KMxProdutions 1 month ago
@KMxProdutions Sverige hader danmark, danmark hader sverige, norge hader danmark, vi hader norge... jeg har set mange hade video'er på youtube fra svenskere så jeg synes de bare skal skride til helvede
MsPeterdk 1 month ago
@MsPeterdk so what you are saying is that both Norway and Sweden hates denmark, and you hate them back.. :O if thats true, then odds are against you and you're kinda fucked aren't you ? one against two and all that. Unite
pleazzee 1 day ago
@MsPeterdk Unite Africa!
pleazzee 1 day ago
@MsPeterdk Forkert min beløjede ven.. NED MED LAMMERSP96*
munkemis 1 month ago