Dragons' Den - Peter Jones Golden Rules for Success

[HERBIE608]

Not everything is true, and thus if u became an entrepreneur you just would struggle completely.

[INDIANBLANKET]

"My next golden rule for business is to invest in a shitty band like Hamfatter, uh, on second thoughts, scrub that."

[MegaJane37]

Rules for Success

[maxgunn555]

got it so in order to be a good businessman i must take action. similar to if i'm hungry i must act towards food. reason why this is bullshit. the sole way to become amazing at business is to understand everything. if you know how economics works which is the subject of everything/life you become limitless. and if you so choose you can have a large business.

[sab628]

@maxgunn555 you still need to take action. the market alas the customers is very unpredictable so no matter how you prepare, you will be surprised :D

[maxgunn555]

@sab628 hehe thanks. 

[007boosterfull]

Thank u 4 ur advise but I'm out

[rex3487]

great advice thanks buddy.

[C0CK00]

Why are you asking me so many questions!?!?!?!?

[MattTheOak]

Everything sentence is just a lead to boast about some shit hes done! Painful to watch

[EyeHawk777]

@MattTheOak

well yeah, you cant give advice about things you havent done can you?

[MattTheOak]

@EyeHawk777 you can give advice without constantly blowing your own trumpet - its really not that difficult.

[mangochic123]

most of u ppl criticising him r cmplete idiots. i dnt have much of an opinion on the man nd the only reason y im watchng this is for a skl project. but seriously u ppl need to remember that he wasnt just handed money, he had 2 work for it ur just a bunch of jealous delinquints, go out and get a life! (any of u criticise my spellng and i'll kill u- i'm dyslexic, mildly so but still)

[gleehmee]

@mangochic123 so am I, no excuse. be more careful you're obviously aware of the problem quit trying to justify it.

[pitbylllson]

how can you sit there with those clothes? thank you but i am OUT!!

[RefugeeInExile]

Im broke

[DontCalMyFuckinHouse]

hes my idle

[elbombero88]

@DontCalMyFuckinHouse lol

this comment is fucking funny in so many ways.

[UltraMorado10]

@DontCalMyFuckinHouse you mean idol

[multiverses2009]

Just to point out a mistake, a mainland Chinese man wanted investment for his drinking glasses that light up. Peter Jones greeted him with "Li Ho Ma?" , which is Cantonese (Hong Kong), not to the way greet a mainland Chinese. Plus, he didn't pronounce "Li Ho Ma" correctly. So, I'm out.

[multiverses2009]

Just to point out a mistake, a mainland Chinese man wanted investment for his drinking glasses that light up. Peter Jones greeted him with "Li Ho Ma?" , which is Cantonese (Hong Kong), not to the way greet a mainland Chinese. Plus, he didn't pronounce "Li Ho Ma" correctly. So, I'm out.

[Stratocaster21st1994]

peter is a complete twat

am i right?

[garysquirrelreviews]

@Stratocaster21st1994 YOU and the people on here who a ,cannot spell and b, dislike theo are obviously imbeciles.

youve come on here and dissed all the dragons.who are you exactly- a rretard presumably.

get back to your shitty little life going down to the pub and working in macdonlds at the weekend. LEAVE HIM TO EARN MORE CASH.

[Stratocaster21st1994]

@garysquirrelreviews First of all you're a complete Twat ( we already knew this of course as you support Peter Jones.) Secondly you mention that i cannot spell, when looking back at my simple comment, i don't seem to see any errors at all,wheras you have several. 1. theo? this is a video of peter, 2. rretard?(I presume you mean retard, however unfair it is to make fun of genuingly retarded people, by using the word retard as a term of offence. 3 (macdonalds ? no i do not work at that shit hole

[Stratocaster21st1994]

@garysquirrelreviews continued from first reply 4.again you like peter, theo, Imran Hakim ( I teddy ) are a complete twat.

[thetraincatcher]

"i hate you, and for that reason alone, i'm out"

[adrianadnesis]

Jeeesus......

I love money.

MOney Money MOney Moooooney.. oh yeah.. and er.. passion.

And did anyone mention luck?

And a fairly well off mummy and daddy?

[MartinHire]

"I didn't have alot of money, but I set up my own business and in about 2 or 3 years I was a millionaire again"

So what was that? You didn't have alot of money before you started youre own business? But you were a millionaire?

[icemandj06]

he had a computer business in his 20's but lost it and was forced to work for someone else.

[JackMacyntire]

He made some mistakes and lost the business so had to start all over again.

[Gugguggug]

He lost in all when he was 28 through a number of mistakes.

[eggymark]

This guy was cool, until he told us the model of car he bought

An Audi 80 Sport

DOUCHEBAG

[eggymark]

What is he talking about? Give some of it to the poor.

[eggymark]

Peter Jones has size 12 feet, that means his has a 12" penis. He is a catch to all woman, he's popular and loved by all. He's cool, he makes all the right decisions - he is the man.

But why rattle around on a shopping trolley looking on a TV advert pretending to be cool

Was a perfect 10, now hes just a DOUCHEBAG

[haydondres]

i know what you mean. i think hes got a bit carried away with the cameras, my guess behind why he did that though was that maybe he'd made an investment in the company.

[fuzzface100]

My golden rule for success: stamp on Peter Jones's throat and shut this smug, money obsessed, narcissistic twat up.

[haydondres]

envy is a terrible thing. I wouldnt say he's money obsessed, i think what drives him most is to win an succeed if you get the dragons den book you'd understand all the dragons better.

[napper2009]

Many people posting here, do not deserve these valuable distinctions form these prolific entrepreneurs..

Stick to your underwhelming lives!

[felicimo187]

shutup you twat.

[napper2009]

Your listening to too much gangsta shit!

Don't be trippin fool. You don't wanna eat where the killas meet.

Bitch ass trick!

[haydondres]

why did you have to copy that across all of these videos. i agree with you, however the people that dont deserve it will never do anything with their advice anyway

[buffett1000]

Peter means well but he SO in love with his self image. There are people in this world worth tens of billions who don't seek to give advice because they don't consider themselves authorities. they're humble. You'not humble Peter. you consider yourself to be something really special. But you're not.

[1madaboutguitar]

Great advice, all these dragons are giving the most unbelieveable advice

[TuRdSandwitch18]

they all say u need 2 b passionate yet they all look like they're about 2 die of boredom of life

[colleent313]

So funny, but I still think he's hot!

[onnet7]

Peter Jones is good and all, and his advice does make a lot of sense; but how can one side with the robots on such a matter? I understand that they were designed by us, and therefore will have in-built mechanisms to self destruct if they attempt to/ actually cause harm to their creators, but why risk it? If you've got a GH78 running around- one minute he's doing minor space-remutilation tasks on the corner setters of the modulators, the next he's gone. Consider this point.

[KGBfbiSECUpolitia]

To: cunt [ iwillslagyoudown] who has no manners, is envious of Peter's money + looks (if iwillslagyoudown  is male) or bitter coZ Peter doesN't want to sleep with a slapper like u, if iwillslagyoudown is female. HasN't yr slut? mum teach you civility, manners in a public space? She might have been busy shagging dogs coZ prob. nobody would pee, ejaculate in her mouth anymore. What has Peter done to you to call him names? He's smart, if he tricked u in any way, sue him, his Ltd/Plc

[iwillslagyoudown]

this guy is a cunt

[ironintel]

HHAHAHAHHHH CLASSIC

[texaspete66]

What he is saying is valid but he fancies himself WAY TOO MUCH....

[eggymark]

Well done Peter. I have a vision to win the lottery, im enthusiastic and have taken action - i buy a ticket every week. Ive researched all the competition and ok there is loads. Ive also tried reselling the tickets but to no avail. Ive also tried masterbation on a regular basis, watching Deal or No Deal and eating carrots - nothing. I have made NO money. Peter - what next? My business is about to fail - HELP ME!!!

[ZachClooney]

@eggymark LOL

[kingnay08]

@eggymark i hope he see this its very well put together......

[theycallmefibb]

@eggymark Fallacies are only funny on the surface.

[EyeHawk777]

@eggymark

dick

[EZBAZ]

That's super funny

[skinhead2582]

wow great! thanks for the advices.

[otolopilo]

Peter is inspiring.. and sexy

[secondchapter]

I couldn't agree more. He is incredibly sexy. I love this show - smart business advice AND sexy men.

[bonomid]

and he is only 40

[Daveyroarrr]

DAM RITE ! This guy is a legend

[CherryMielita]

That was inspiring. My first business studies class took place a few days ago and I was the only student who listened to what the teacher said, answered questions and completed the homework. Everybody else was messing around and saying to one another, "Ugh, I can't do it. I'm dropping this subject; it's too hard." We hadn't even started the real work yet! I so badly want to succeed in business studies because I'm so passionate about it. Peter Jones is an inspiration to young minds like my own.

[kevin0mc0kool]

fuck oooofff

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[martynjamesrice]

why don't you

[HolsterLFC]

Peter Jones is awesome

[Stratocaster21st1994]

@HolsterLFC no he really isn't "awesome"

[PeterJonesFan1993]

Excellent ideas, thank you for uploading.

[HARDHOUSEUNITED]

nice