Song Challenge Episode #1

[Sicknastypig111]

Bubba says u might want to watch yo language potty mouth LOL

[mccamasose1]

Hey Rushthatspeaks, anger and jealousy are not very marketable traits. And as far as the name-calling toward someone you've never met... You need to work on that too. Have a good day.

[MrUltrapresident]

Are you drunk?

[peplerdream]

Have you ever been useing the bathroom, and the person in the stall next to you is barfing? Write a song about that!!

[TheBne123456]

Video ideas chuck E

[TheBne123456]

I am using an I pad and for some reason  it won't let me subscribe to your videos . Have you thought about writing a song about New years resolutions ?

[peanut112501]

Jessica I just want to say I think you're absolutely beautiful!!

[Rushthatspeaks]

Yeah I can play 4 cords on the guitar too, the only difference is, well I'm a male and on top of that I wouldn't subject anyone to my mediocre talent like so many Youtube pseudo-celebrities seem to love to do these days. And even worse companies like Hyundai are supporting this kind of mediocrity by hiring dildos like this chick and Pomplamoose, whom I fucking hate with a mortal passion.

Do the rest of the world, who isn't swayed by shitty no talents, a favor, stop it.

[Jrobwhodat]

@Rushthatspeaks

I used to think like you, then i took and arrow to the >>----------knee------->

[kanawa]

@Rushthatspeaks ...I'm going to bed tonight and when I wake in the morning the first thing I'm going to do is thank God I'm not you.

[AlexFranco25]

@Rushthatspeaks Hey don't hate on Jessica. I mad too cause I know I'll never be able to marry her too. She's funny, cute and a little weird. Cause i know if she asked u on a date, u would say yes.

[rrcczz]

Hey girl

[flapar2003]

My girlfriends in our younger days used to p-a-r-t-y and we would sing our version of Oscar Mayer Weiner -- Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, That is what I always want to be, cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner all these HOT guys would want to EAT ME.... Can you finish the song? We never could, good luck if choose the idea.....

[TheDanherlong]

sing et kattery perry or im sexy and i no it

[gfnageotte]

hehe i understand the pain of siblings i have many my self im the 2nd oldest im the middle child we have 6 kids me my 12 year old sister my 6 year old sister my 5 year old sister my 3 year old brother and my 8 month old baby sis my brother is kind of left out...

wonder how that will effect him in the future?

[singingsupersyd]

Do something with a train!!

[bsaltzberg]

poop outside

[RavishingBeyond]

I want to hear you sing a song about buying a Hyundai.

[chococat900]

u should wright a song about dogs with sleep terrors

[ddeez856]

well..... you can write about how when you hold the door open 4 someone and they just keep on talking and talking......... like '' i'm just holding the door open for you i dont want to talk about your honeypoo. something like that. that would be FUNNY!

[16hanelsar]

mexicans

[CSpicerOH]

How about a video about Black Friday shoppers fighting over $5 Barbie dolls and stuff like that?

[ClairemStadler]

Facebook[:

[Princesssilvermist]

i think u should make up a song abot bacon

[MrThebossbitch]

We should date?Your hot!!

[mjwmjf]

Since I work for the NYS Lottery (Dollar and a dream...) I HAVE to challenge you to write a song about standing in line at a convenience store waiting to buy ONE item or pay for gas and there's some bozo (read a55hole) buying tickets... Happens all the time and is VERY annoying (albeit they ARE paying my salary). There should be a song about that and I think you're just the person to do it. Kisses!

[spskater06]

make fun of FRIDAY by REBECCA BLACK

[3isfunfun]

Something about Roller Derby. 

[eauclaire101]

Why do you bleep out swear words in your videos? What the fuck are you? Some kind of a god damn family friendly whore for the people?

Please go back to trashing people at Walmart.

[420Axxl]

Write a song about ppl asking u to write a song

[spencershot4]

y is facebook on the computer behind her

[kaytinloisify]

write a song about a woman going crazy over justin beiber and lady gaga

[Asilemswim]

Rite a song about lady gaga silting wood in Delaware

[Asilemswim]

Rote a song bout hood buying turtles off eBay and cooking them on hot pavement then throwing them at the great wall of china

[cosentino52]

Write a song about you

[cosentino52]

Write a song about the last space shuttle

[cosentino52]

Song about "wishing you had been the first kiss, last kiss, and every kiss in between" of someone worth loving.

[Nickelladue]

@thehirmannator OMG wow that sucks

[thehirmannator]

What if your at a fourth of July party and some fireworks hit your car or house or something:) Cause that always happens to me:)

[jazari775]

Do a song about a squrlle running of with your french fries

[jaytube227]

about different candies, like skittles and mars bars..

[rstlmbery]

all the viral videos on you tube

[thehirmannator]

Maybe a song on how spell check fails the world by trying to send a really important and changes it to something ridiculous:)

[MUNCHNPUSS]

How bout fart stinking an elevator and blaming it on a midget

[cheezyturtle]

TURTLES!!! :D

OR

EBAY  lol

[markcyndi]

Zebra the mascot of Carcinoid Cancer

[KAMOGIRLPRODUCTIONS]

Rolling in the deep BY:Adele

[anastasiav3]

listen to bribryontour songs "Sum me up" and write a song about what you look for in a boy

[scoopyex]

I think you should do a Feist parody of the Ipod 1...2...3 song. I think you have a perfect voice and I find you extremely entertaining. remember! the 123 video Feist did for Apple is one contiguos video with no fancy cuts, wipes, or other filming tricks. It's a challenge! even MAD did a pardody! I challenge you to top it!

[racedotca]

How about a song about PMA...?

[bertimusprime]

A song about people's failure to use the word irony and ironic properly, when they mean coincidence. Please...

[justinscottlee]

Write a song about people saying "literally" when they mean "figuratively"... Like "I'm literally dying of thirst" or "I literally was s-faced"...

[IloveCasperxxx]

Casper my pony<3! and how much i laaavs him (L)

[TheAmber121314]

turtles

[TheAmber121314]

your on facebook hahah

[GeometricMason]

It would have been hilarious if the lava lamp had gotten knocked on the floor and busted... that's a mess like no other.

[evanismybro]

Passive aggressiveness!

[SemiAutoGreg]

why are tacos so damn delicious!!!!!



[spectralotter]

You should write a song about the life of an internet meme

[macferron]

Do a song called "Dog-gone Dog is Gone Dog-gone-it"

[radar420000]

Your QVC and late night Infomercial addiction and what your bought and trying to figure out how to use them all

[TheTwilightlover223]

love

[TheTwilightlover223]

sex

[dlaureen]

paradox

[xXAngelSaysXx]

PICKLES OR STEAK OR ROCKY ROAD ICE CREAM OR MERMAIDS OR INUYASHA OR PICKLES OR PICKLES OR OCEANS! OR PICKLES

[wolfe932]

going fishing , smoking , drinking all at the same time and things that can go wrong. Sounds like a country song if you ask me. love your work

[SarahPopTartFace]

how everything about the 90s (clothing, music ect) sucked but the television (rocos modern life, dough, kablam etc) is so awesome

[scrimmerman]

One word: "Weiner"!

[kalamaba1]

I'm your number 1 fan. please write a song about my foot :)

[davesommers2]

pickles!

[doycebdees]

Louisiana swamp life and recreation (see Heather LaCroix at Jeff3230)

[geniebake]

The multiuses of toothpaste!!!

[underthepink]

people of Target can be more special than people of Walmart

[underthepink]

people of Target can be just as amazing as people of Walmart

[sarsat1]

My husbands two spoiled rotten cats, "The boys", Elliot and Wigzee. They rule the house. I am nothing but a maid to those three. They would only notice I was gone if there were no more treats, food or litter.

[MrSleepyHead11]

Nascar - The cars, drivers and most of all the rednecks

[sistersallystar]

Write a song about a nerd trying to find a date. and all the girls he goes through to find the right one.

[ksamurai]

Write a song about the multitude of scams there are on the Internet. Weight loss, guitar lessons, financial schemes. Anything that ends with the word "System" in it is fair game.

[Saireyp]

Fairy stories about the police...



[katiemarie6971]

I know I just put Las Vegas people but let's do people with no mirrors cause there are a lot of them

[katiemarie6971]

Do Las Vegas people

[beccahowesyo]

Write a song about your partner in crime, Becca :)

[Raineydays1233]

Can you write a song that helps me tell my Mom that I do want her help planning my wedding, but she needs to make up her mind instead of saying she loves something one minute and then saying that she hates it the next. It's only making this process more confusing and not so much fun, especially when i sometimes want to punch her in the face and run away with my fiance... It's supposed to be fun and exciting, not frustrating and annoying. Right? Please help! :)

[IsabelMeow]

world earth shadering birth giving news

[TheGravityArcher]

Write a song about the difficult and strenuous situation military families have to deal with, but also how the love and support of their family sustains them.

[pir84ECU]

Bicycles...a song about bicycles...maybe even Bikes and Beers or Bikes and Brews!

[MeganRaeMusic1]

I think ur amazing. I write songs to so I wanna challenge u to see who can write this song ida faster..... FACEBOOK!

[bykerdude29]

people of face book song!

[rattrapm]

hippies, the good and the bad.

p.s. great voice, should cover melanie safkas "lay down

[rweilage]

Anthony Weiner

[piggieloverforever]

FACEBOOK,mcdonalds

[jp420dunwoody]

pot-smoking cops

[mnewkirk1]

American Idol, Vegetarians, Religion, Anthony Weiner, Climate change, End of the World Prophecies..

[metaltrekman]

PLEASE do one about how much we love America!!

[poolmanishere]

I always wonder what my dog is thinking when she looks at me? I do think she has unconditional love for me...at least as long as I keep feeding her!

[KaptainKooldude]

A song about the increase of lawsuits over stupid stuff like hot coffee or fingers in chili.

[HiPieDork]

people eating cheese in there underwear while riding a camel

[DoucantNevrneir]

taco love song!

[kakimaina]

You should do a song about Wednesday and tell the days that come before it and after it and what you do when you wake up in the morning.(:

[ahhxabbs15]

@kakimaina so pretty much friday but its called wednesday? lame haha

[MolybednumTheElement]

Zombies eating cabbages

[Bodogjoe]

Girls that do the duckface in pictures, or do the -"Im a rocker look at me stick my tongue out in between my rocking devil fingers"- Which has reached epidemic levels on facebook etc. Some definite potential for a good song, and also alot of pictures to use on the internet to make another awesome video for it :D

[x0neone]

A song about hearing a friend incorrectly due to you half listening to them

[8steamboat7]

cheeseburgers

[adelphus515]

a song about you, as simple as that :)

[Cpthunderman81]

How about one about reading an email that wasn't addressed to you but your boyfriend. In this email you see a conversation back and fourth between him and another (girl)Friend he works with. He describes how he really feels about you and your relationship. Telling this girl how you have no motivation to be better then you are, that you are selfish. But instead of getting upset it frees you from being with someone who really doesn't even know you and how amazing, caring, selfless you really are.

[annabeth626]

Do one about when you were in middle school!!!!!!!

[ppt1crew]

facebook

[mlillies]

Sing about what you do on a Friday.....

[Bu5ster2010]

Ok here's the idea...a young mother gives birth...forward to the childs first steps....then the first day of school...first heartbreak....graduation....mo­ving off to college...getting married....having a child and the cycle starts again....I think that would make a great song and your talents would bring it out beautifully

[MrDemondWilson]

Please oh pulllease write a song about being an up and comer in the entertainment business,....and I would love to do a song together. Love ya. And Be good. :-) <3

[dsteen2952]

Use any Led Zeppelin song, Make it a punked video

[TheMonkeyz2010]

Write a song about.... youtube, facebook, men wearing short shorts, big words that no one knows, your period, sneezing on someone, weird fetishes, flamingos, weird aunts, your grandma, Rebecca Blacks nose, your toilet, you, OR MY ALL TIME FAVORITE when someone says something and you take it the wrong way because you have no idea what they actually said!

[ImpInTraining]

write a song about sucky songs that shouldn't be sung.

[bugsmoran69]

Going to the Dentist

[take1the1waffle]

sing about take1the1waffle i bet u cant do it !

[xjincx]

Write a song about that awkward feeling you share when you're stalking the Facebook page of the guy who...kinda date raped you in highschool and accidentally hit the "Add as friend" button. : )

[kikiochiachi]

@xjincx Sorry I don't think that's funny...

[xjincx]

@kikiochiachi Well in that case Im glad I dont write songs for you : ) EVERYthing is funny depending on how you look at it. I'm sorry you were date-raped : /

[TaraAnneLove]

COWS!?!

[MrMattandamanda]

Cheesy fake reality show (like we know they aren't fake) how I hate to love it

[MrMattandamanda]

How everyone in the south isn't hill billys lol

[marcryan71]

"Creepy guys keep sending me creepy messages...creepy guys keep sending me creepy messages...just cause I'm not married doesn't mean I'm desperate...especially for creepy guys like you. Thanks for telling me I'm hot...thanks for telling me my voice is sexy...but seriously...I can't even put some of these messages up here on YouTube. I can't have dinner with you, cause your wife will be upset...I can't call you because your mom says it's too late...oh world of YouTube, so full of creepy guys."

[bukwurm16]

not having found love or a girlfriend by age 19

[theladyladyamy]

Reality TV

[MojoLovesU]

Take inspiration from the late great Roger Miller and write a silly song about a few of your favorite things.

[33ponderosa]

breaking free from mormonism

[carolinacougar78]

The TLC show Toddlers and Tiaras

[cleazott]

Baby birds that fall out of the nest and can't get back in without help.

[Monteromam]

I'd love to hear a song about German chicken feet. :)

[MaxifiedTV]

You should write a song about cats. I like cats.

Bye =3

[AwS0Me9]

oh oh oh i know write a song about all of the stupid comments on your videos

[NasikaSakura]

I vote to make a video about the outrageous memes around the internet (kinda like you did with These are the People of Walmart) such as Poptart Cat, awsome face, Forever Alone, numa numa, Homestuck, double rainbow, etc. :D You could look up a whole load of funny memes on the web.

[pinkzebrastripes10]

you should make a song about me and my life. people would like that, trust me!

[POSTFUGL]

Write a song about mondays.

[mrjfmartin]

Uh, one more thing...I know this is seriously very heavy so if you're not up to it, it's totally cool. Good luck to you!

[TheAverageCat]

Cats

[mrjfmartin]

When a close loved one, who shared a disproportionate or specific amount of time in your life passes, they take with them "half" the memories. It's a loss more than death, it's truly a piece of you.

[kikiochiachi]

@mrjfmartin I think that would be an amazing concept, and Jessica has the voice to pull it off.

[mrjfmartin]

Ok, I'm gonna try you out. If you're serious about this then I am to. I'm looking for something sad. Particularly about my brother whom I lost to suicide in 2000. We shared a bedroom all our childhood lives and he was nearly my twin. So, here's the challenge: In a song can you portray the sadness someone contemplating suicide might would feel and at the same time the sadness that those left behind would have afterwards. How do you bring chill bumps and tears at the same time?

[luckyshot31]

Facebook stalkers??



[SlighTlyKauLField]

no one ever writes songs about groundhogs, you should do that

[MrLycan]

Remake the Animaniacs song about every country in the world... using your body to display all the countries. :D

[MrLycan]

@mj23td21jk6 YEAH!... because there's only about 40,000 youtube musicians that were doing this before Destorm an' all.

[Gothard43]

@DawnavanPryor very nice theme young lady =)

[DawnavanPryor]

@Gothard43 thank you very much!

[kino45]

How about the differences with British and American English?

Did you know Butt in in the UK means the end of a cigarette?

[DawnavanPryor]

write a song about beauty and know one can take your beauty away!

[Stangtt]

something about the outdoors/nature blah blah blah... something chill and relaxing

[pinkpistachios]

birth giving news... lol

Write a song about ways to cook chicken

[leahmcooke]

Write a song about all the well known guys that couldn't stay faithful. My husband always refers to spiderman when another popular guy is found unfaithful... "with great power comes great responsiblity". This just happened with my pastor and his family so it hits close to home.

[axafman]

Write about the new law in Tennessee making it illegal to post offensive pictures on the internet. Or not, you might get in trouble.

[Milkdudds92]

Write a song about Facebook creeping!

[pFunkDev]

@Milkdudds92 - x2

[fishpaw23]

Write a song about taking public song challenges and having to write a song about writing a song about 'em.

Or about Alpacas. I can go either way.

[zombiekill66]

write a song about me and you running around to costa rica and opening a tiki bar and being beach bums and living happily ever after cause I love you like whoa!!!!!

[CalebBewley]

shes pretty

[Dsch1n1]

Something about murphy's law :)



[Observer730]

No matter the theme, please make it humorous ^-^

[breanacook]

do a punk rock song like 21guns-green day!!! plzzzzzz!!!!!ur amazing!!

[NatandGeorge]

Everybody has done the "You are so beautiful" theme to death; I challenge you to do a song, "Why am I so beautiful?"

[Andreisroger]

you have the perfect voice for the song Marry me - by dolly pardon. id love to hear you sing that

[TGDenis]

Anthony Weiner, gas prices, no jobs, shuttle's end, Afghanistan, Iran, oh man--we didn't start the wildfire! (with apologies to Billy Joel)

[sophsophluv]

cupcakescupcakescupcakescupcak­es!!!

prettypretty please??