Huckabee's United States Of Jaysus

[waterspindle]

handing a bible to this man is like handing your medical chart to an orangutan. Neither interpretation is healthy. The meaning is completely lost, and i'm not qualifying that there is inherent meaning in the first place. If he could see down the road.....he'd stop wasting money on trying to get elected. Just shut up.

[elderaps]

This is a sermon, not a political speech. 

[jackmov11]

he is blessed, thats the reason why he sayeth those words. Those words are not his, but of the one that compels him to say those words. You people are deaf, despite having ears, therefore you can't comprehend them, but rather you mock at them.

[nbachmann]

Put a Dollar In the Boxa!

[communistjesus]

STOP USING ME.. AND MISSQUOTING ME

I HATE YOU ALL...

[getajobgetalife]

Fuckabee

[TheHomelessCripple]

Religious fanatics already had their chance at running government and they fucked up royally with the dark ages. Any public official so blatantly spewing bible verses and claiming to know what "God wants" should be removed from their post before they decide "God wants" us to blow each other up.

[theleprechaun007]

The god of Islam is just as likely to exist as the Judeo-Christian god. So Mr. Huckabee, if you want religion, move to Iran. Religion in the government has messed up America enough.

[yokosuberi]

Huckabe, you picked the wrong profession. You belong in a damn church with this theological bullshit. America is not a theocracy, asswipe. Get your god out of your politics or GTFO.

[Radicalindifference]

@ 0:47 "God has plans for you ,I'm gonna tell ya what I think they are " Classic Theocracy in the making ,politicians are accountable to the people who elected them to office and no one else ,included God ,"in my view especially God "

[DemokritosAbdera]

Well looks like praying to Jesus didnt help him to win elections.

[meddlingmage23]

not at all, haha, money does that. pray to money ;)

[goldman77700]

Amen to that lol!

[RPFS2008]

"God has plans , now let me tell you what these plans are...."

The first words of a man who will make your life hell.

[kadene2]

Evidence of the coming theocracy...

[rollingstoner100]

I feel so bad for atheists in America, you really are fighting an uphill battle. It's an unwritten rule in British politics to never mention god. From what the founding fathers said, the same goes for the states but Mr Huckabee here goes a step further than mentioning god... he's actually talking on behalf of his god. Scary.

[emodude123123]

our government has already been fucked up by religon enough, we dont need a fucking preacher to be a president

[WhatTheCurtains]

God has had a long time to get round to "prosper " Africa and give it something to look forward to, perhaps Huck can have a word with him and speed things up a bit. Maybe the USA will land on Mars before Africa gets to prosper.

[emphaticapathy]

white noise

[sashajw1234]

Wow, i dunno what to say, guy needs help

[Euclid420]

Thank God Huckabee's not prez LAWLz

Fuck Jesus

[Stipoon]

He claims to know alot about the creator of the universe. This is arrogance, not humility.

[omgrobbiee]

Agreed.

[BYRON2SEXY]

who the fuck would vote a preacher to office dam Arkansas.

[nestorrfortuna]

faith based politician???

jesus is imaginary.

[WolYou]

Whats that kinda guy? Is that a mental home performance? God has plans? He's completely deluded - or a business banker. Don't matter its the same anyway :)

[swordmaidenz]

You have a Governor who believe in fairy stories...even bases his whole life on them.

Sad.

[hunga224]

Mr Huckabee should accept reality and rid his life of falsehood and denial.(Another one who talks to a god.)Who does he think he's fooling?

[cheeseispie]

Governor Mike Huckabee is excatly what this country needs as a president although he is no longer in the race. he is the most honest down to earth politicians you will ever see. Chuch Norris even backed him 100%

[elmo007millie]

I agree and sadly the country is going in the oposite direction, let's pray for God's mercy.

[RussianAssassin21]

Chuck Norris backed him?!  Why wasn't I told!?

[dswright71]

vote jesus!, for a bigger, better, brighter, hotter, armaggedon!, yehey! the end of the world is nigh. vote huckabee , vote for apocalypse now!

[ChocolateExplosion]

what a mad man

[JimB667]

Which God? I assume he's talking about Zeus? or Thor? or Poseidon? Does he worship Ares? What the fuck is going on? He wants to be president?!?

[JimB667]

I have to laugh at a country where politicians deny evolution to gain votes.

[jcadwell1172]

How dare you laugh at the U-S-of A. You think you know so much with yur edjacashun and your fancy skools, well, i got news for ya buddy - you need jesus.

[zosky7]

the fact that someone this ignorant can rise to such a position that he did in the united states tells us alot about the IQ of majority of the country. Optimism for the future of our country is very difficult when faced with people like this

[ElJefer]

What a fucking piece of shit. Hasn't he heard of separation of church and state?

[protestantsep]

A true Christian would have nothing to do with Washington, and it matters not who sits on Washingtons throne...they will be 'Antichrists' for they are doing the will of Washington, not the will of the living God of Israel. Washington's throne is the throne of the Beast, so it matters not who sits there or what they claim to be.

[protestantsep]

Bush claimed to be a Christian, just as Obama has claimed to be a Christian, however it is a fact, you cannot be a true Christian while claiming there are other ways to get to heaven...that my friends is called Antichrist.

[zxslipperz007]

He a candidate for president or a pastor?

[jimmy976uk]

Nutcase

[H666]

plus one

[bummercucumber]

Of course this is on Fox.

=/

[gr0mithtimon]

this is pure facism

[Bastardozer]

it is fucking idiotic, but in no way "orated fascism"

[imagine2050]

Whose god? Who is god? God of whom? God of When?

God of where? God of what?

[steebo514]

its too bad that so many dont take the time to appreciate what this man is trying to say. I pray for those that are lost and cannot understand this man's guidance. God forgive them, for they know not what they do

[tlj362]

"For they know not what they do?"

I know what I do: I resist politicians of any party who would try to impose the values of any religious sect on our secular government.

The biggest liars are those who profess to be Christians, swear on the Bible to defend the Constitution, and then completely ignore it, or set about to undermine it.

I felt positively about Huckabee when I first heard his talking points. I didn't have to hear much more before I changed my mind.

[boan000]

As a Christian, I agree that he is right about much of what he's saying here. However, he's VERY WRONG about his approach. He seems to envision a theocratic fascist state, and appears to have little regard for the 1st amendment to our Constitution. This frightens me. If he wants to use his platform to call Christians to repent, awesome, but he seems to want to legislate his faith... this form of dominionism can only lead to civil unrest and compromise of Biblical values in the name of ompromise.

[effyleven]

This man hasn't quite grown up yet. Thank goodness he didn't make it. Let's hope he learned his lesson and doesn't run again.

[zankou4u]

What a great mannnnnnn.....

[jamierourketen]

huck a bee someone tell me where a name like that comes from,sounds very made up,like most american names.....

[chessmonk]

"Biggest liars are the people in medicine",

hmm, either he's lying or he obviously doesn't know much about Benny Hinn, Tilton, Jimmy and Tammy Faye, Oral Roberts, and all the other faith healers.

Well, maybe it's time to start packing. Anybody know a good country lookin' for some rational immigrants?

[Prytanus]

You're always welcome in Canada, baby. Well, as long as you have marketable skills and an IQ of 100.

[chessmonk]

Really?! It takes 100 IQ to work at Tim Horton's?!

jk of course! Am i still invited? *smiles desparately*

[Prytanus]

If you know about Timmy's, you're definitely invited!

And point well taken.

[zawam]

what an embarrasment to the usa

[bigcherry99]

pyschobabble whitenoise bullshit.

[drselahi]

This speech gives us an idea as to what his state of the union addresses will be like.