Pissed Off Video Gamer Archive - Shitbox 360 Review

[musicman708]

Please do not scream into the mic because we don't want to have our ears bleeding!

[TheRussianSniperWinz]

@decayedmatter Maby he died of fatness, that's why he's not responding

[TheRussianSniperWinz]

"da gaymes....(breaths)....Luke like *looks a game with a weird smile* a chocOlaat Cheep cuuky"

[M4rkh0lm]

awesome special effects

[Pc72]

"Gayms and muuviis!" ... "A lodda maanii" ... "Ehh... H-D-D-V-D-Draif" his accent is priceless.

[bebert077]

Quadruple LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[nestitor7]

eres un pinche raro

[FistasheC]

Fuck me. I'm sure he gets so much pussy *.*

[TwillightSparkle]

Shitbox Live.

FUCKING SUCK

[RonicTheHedgehog]

@TwillightSparkle The fuck O.o

[MetalGearArmA]

we need this funny fat guy back but he closed his account because there many dislikes

i dont like him but he is funny very funny

[mattwarren85]

LOL, turn on the captions at the end when everything blows up (8:05). Hilarious!

"it... the... haina... had"

[jakixs]

What a pathetic fat fuck. I miss trolling it.

[123698lol]

@jakixs you have lots to learnthen

[hazardous1990]

LOL

[Y3110wp3n1S]

Sell it then and gets some excercise fat FUCK

[LuigiGodzillaGirl]

I miss this guy! I remember being offended by his Shitcube review before realizing he was actually the best AVGN knock off ever. He is impossible to take seriously.

[decayedmatter]

@LuigiGodzillaGirl I agree. I wish there were new vids, i even messaged him on Gametrailers and encouraged him to come back...he never responded :(

[cdbils001]

did only three of his videos survive?

[2FunnyVersionIV]

I think he has an accent, but I have no idea what it's supposed to be.

[CENTRINOaki]

@2FunnyVersionIV He sounds Swedish.

[marvedabeeh1]

i dont understand a fucking thing what this fat blob thing is talking about

[aznboy3213]

Angry video games nerd theme lulz

[monkyats]

He looks comfy up there in his mom's attic.

[DukeNukem2020]

It transitioned from night to day in a second(:59 - 1:00)

[patoxmachinem]

lol he is living with his parents...

[GmodCaboose56]

I can't tell if he's trying to be funny or if he's serious.

And those red eyes seriously disturb me :P

[WarriorOfDamnation]

"...The Original Shitbox.....had....a lotta good g-games....however, the Shitbox 360.....doesn't have that much...very good games....." *farts*

[y24x]

LOL I THOUGHT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT XBOX NOPE ITS SHITBOX CAPSSS

STRANGLY IT LOOKS LIKE A XBOX THUMBS UP IF UR READING THIS JUST BECAUSE ITS CAPS

[mrbest20]

Another BOOOOMER FROM L4D 2!!!!!!

[mandsarecool]

@ReBirthLunatic ur a racist prick u make us Americans look bad

[TheNintendoJuggalo]

lol

[TheSandman451]

Poor bill

[ProManUnitedFan]

What a fatass

[TyRiders2]

Those eyes!!!

[Nosdmg]

Guess if you wouldnt have used your shitbox 360 so often , you wouldnt have been a fat shitbox yourself, why do u spend money and time on this shit if ur so pissed off ? Why dont u try and get laid somehow , if its possible in this dimension

[joesmomisdead]

I wish he'd come back

[Creap0fluigi]

Why'd this man stop.

[adhiabhi1]

way to go fat fucking bitch. shitbox 360 suckkkkks.

[SirNutshell]

STOP TAKING SUCH LONG BREATHS FOR AIR.

[smarttpantz]

hey, u only have 3 chins.

[feh2]

wtf am i watching

[CyberSlayer128]

Okay when he freaked out with those red eyes I have to admit that scared the crap out of me.

[Blaketoberfest]

"There's a certain issue... with the red liiight..."

[AP93Playa]

it fucked it all up, so then....(red eyes).... WHARAGARGFUCKINGAME

[decayedmatter]

@AP93Playa Lol, love it.

[supersmash43]

@decayedmatter is this guy honestly suppose to be funny?

[verik2kk]

@AP93Playa red eyes of death

[blaster00000]

@AP93Playa I think he said "I DIDNT GET THE FUCKING GAME!" but Im not sure

[decayedmatter]

@blaster00000 I still think he says... "I HAD TO BUY ANOTHER FUCKIN GAME!!"

[blaster00000]

@decayedmatter yea its kinda hard to understand cuz my ears are still ringing X.X

next time I'm leaving the headphones off XD

[777777rb]

thumbs up for PS3!! ps3 FTW!!

[richie543ify]

is this guy fukin retarted, y duz he keep stopping mid sentence???!!!!

[MrKingdonkey100]

shut up u fat shit



[ukog9]

What the fuck? Weren't you just praising the 360 in that whole other frikkin gamecube video? I pitty you, lard-ass, so I made you a chawklit chip kookey! Moron!

[Dimitri0809]

This guy is freaking hilarious!

[sobeAdam]

I can't believe people are having an arguement about Wii and Xbox on a video like... this...

[twistedfarker]

what do you guys think of 70's soft rock group Humble Pie?

[decayedmatter]

I guess you faggots couldn't stop, comments going approval only for awhile. Idiots.

[decayedmatter]

Last warning to you fanboy idiots.

[LMTR14]

@decayedmatter last warning to you video-altering shit

[decayedmatter]

@LMTR14 Shut up, i ripped these directly from his gametrailers account, any glitches in upload are due to HIM not me....you should be thanking me for preserving these!

[decayedmatter]

If you children keep arguing about fanboy crap i'm putting the comments on approval only.

[humanice2]

his videos are hilarious, this guy never gets old

[Thisismytrollingface]

2:12 scared the shit out of me

[NBSValo]

Small head!

[cheetahlikescheese]

wow way to rip off avgns theme

[SonikFan97]

awwww hes so cute lol

[GhostReconGuy]

Wow it walks.

[SecretsOfTheFinger]

get a fucking life

[TKGB2006]

What the hell is up with that intro? Is he absorbing some kind of aura from the games? Is that why he's so fat? He's filled with electronic goodness?

[Jonny123898]

Dude, I've had 2 xbox 360's for over 2 years now.

None of them have had RROD. Maybe if you didn't sit on your Xbox, it wouldn't of broke.

[billybones69420]

And this one time at band camp.......I took my stitbox 360..... and stuck it in my pussy.

[TheG1ngerKid]

I learnt nothing from this video.

[mrbob091]

0:54 OMGWTFWTFWTFKILLITKILLITWITHFI­RE

[zztoprules1]

this guy hates games so why the @#$% is he you playing them

[MrMeAndMyVideos]

@zztoprules1 he has to spend the 1000s of well fare you americans pay him ;P

[SparksXZeta]

Thumbs Up If you think this guys fat

[moongoboom]

8:10

Look, he turned into the main character of most modern video games; a disembodied pair of hands!

[moongoboom]

0:44

What? He's way too fat to be a vegan!

[KingJonesXIII]

Who said he hasn't had a girlfriend!?!? Obviously he has.

[ohboyhey2k4]

holy shit the pauses are like minutes long

[wootlanter]

It's like he has to pause and catch his breath every couple of words. Even speaking it too much hard work for this fatass

[yourmother1000000000]

The only good thing about the.... Shitbox 360 (INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCREAMING!)... and you can watch movies... and play with others on... line.... Halo 3 (INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCREAMING!) and that you... have to pay... money.... and you have to.... fight the final.... boss..... there is (INSANE RANTING) Then the video gets really crazy.

[satinsguard]

2:12 I shat myself

[steveandbobsho]

did this guy die or is it a rumor?

[Hitmonchan107]

@steveandbobsho I can confirm he's still alive. I saw him again yesterday while riding a Manhattan bound train from Brooklyn after me and my uncle got some construction tools out of his storage room in Brooklyn.

The first time was like 4 months ago when I went to the Aquarium. He was fat back then, but he did something to lose like a fraction of that weight yesterday.

[steveandbobsho]

@Hitmonchan107 thanks for the info

[decayedmatter]

@Hitmonchan107 Should've told him to start making videos again!

[Hitmonchan107]

@decayedmatter Nah. For a dumbass he was LAAAAARGE! Also, he would think that I'd be trolling him so I didn't say anything.

However, he did talk some broken english, saying something like "fucking bullshit the train sucks".

[Mortskcab]

"I bought it, it was brand nuuuuu!"

God, the way this guy talks is so hiliarious!

[ZOMLUVER]

Those eyes shit

[theneutraldoctor]

"I Eat 33,000 Calories A Day" is in the related videos lol!

[smarttpantz]

@theneutraldoctor hahhhahahahahahhhahahah so true

[liidze]

sad

[AustinXVicious]

POVG is the best reviewer of all time

[AllieRX87]

"@#$%!&*FUCKINGGAME!"

[mrbob091]

I think I gained 9001 pounds watching this.

[Yockel]

Oh  my god :D

[syxx573]

lol the part where he screams near the beginning is gonna give me nightmares

[thirion1850]

So sad~...

[fro30]

If anyone knows his XBL gamertag please let me know!  I need to play with him!

[bb33nnii]

the picture scared the shit out of me

[2600theatari]

cheetos can cause a micro doomsday? WTF?

[DLAbaoaqu]

@2600theatari You wouldn't have happened to see my riff of his Contra 4 video, would you?

[2600theatari]

@DLAbaoaqu stop stalking me

[DLAbaoaqu]

@2600theatari Get off the internet and come back when you finish high school

[TheMerlinOfAR]

In Russia ShitBox 360 game beats you.

[skarvika]

TOO MANY MEATBOLL

[jaysteelsun]

he's the tommy wiseau of video game reviews

[SpyroTheDragon96]

how fat is he?

[SpyroTheDragon96]

can you archive more of his videos he was really great.i want to watch e.t and nintendo wii review

[Gallers]

Does he only have one shirt?

[moopMASTER2000Films]

When the hell did he think he could ever compare to the AVGN?

And what's with the evil eye thing? O_O

[DayBreakization]

I can almost hear his heart about to explode. Good.

[skaterboi4life22]

in soviet russia McDonalds go to you... apparently

[DLxxEpic]

lmao he pauses WAY too much just to use that shitty camera effect with his eyes.

[LeinadNesterbegne]

fucking gaybox 360

[mstrchldrn]

i love the sound he makes at 1:07 "eeeh"

[DenisAndrejev]

Does he have althzeimers?

[FlynnPeterTaggart]

he´s using a WWE theme for his reviews too!

[FireButts15]

this is my xbox one

this is my xbox two

this is my shit box three

and it doesn't even work

sing it everybody :D

[DLxxEpic]

@FireButts15 COOKIE!

[GabrielCorpsegrinder]

Hey i think its the first time i raged so much

>Halo 3 is a bad game

>Playstation live

>As long as i play online with other people because i'm such a lonely -forever alone- fatass in real life

To quote a few of his retarted mumbling

Still i lol'd to this shit..Its a ragelulziness

[Officialking36]

Well the "shitbox" is waaaaaaay Better than the Gaystation 3 and ur a little old to be playing Wrestling games buddy

[Mortskcab]

@Officialking36 Nobody outside the USA owns a 360. PS3 dominates world wide sales. XBOX 360 breaks down too much.

[Thisismytrollingface]

@Mortskcab That's wrong you fucking retard.

[Mortskcab]

@Thisismytrollingface No your wrong! I've fucking been to Europe and Asia. X-box 360s there just sit on the shelf and collect dust!

[Thisismytrollingface]

@Mortskcab I fucking live in the UK and almost everyone I know has a 360. I went to Spain to meet with a spanish exchange, and he also had a 360. fucking idiot.

[Mortskcab]

@Thisismytrollingface Well in Sweden (were I visited) the ps3 was selling well at the time.... and when I visited Japan, the 360 is hated becuase it's a non-asian product. Asians love the ps3. They HATE X-boxs. (I personaly own all 3 systems even though my 360 broke down and I'm still trying to fix it) so thats why I'm a little pissed at microsoft's right now.

[Thisismytrollingface]

@Mortskcab You are such a fucking idiot you're UNBELIEVABLE you've 'been to Europe and Asia' you went to two fucking countries in those two HUGE continents. Besides Japan likes the Wii better, and whenever I play xbox live, I'm always talking to French, Polish and Spanish people.

[ReBirthLunatic]

@Thisismytrollingface thats obvious, your from THE UK! your a faggot. you are washed out copy of Americans like me. when the Americans went to America, they left behind all the homos and cowards in Europe.

[E100ZERO]

I like how he edits his eyes red, and has to take a few moments to prepare to yell.

[DeisticBrace]

holy shit i have found my clone

[ikusa0717]

I think he's talking about his shitbox in the corner of his room. Since he can't make it to the bathroom in a musing 20 seconds. He has to do a 360 spin to get his ass all the way around it so he can shit in it.

[DarkSuccesses]

"However The shitbox 360 doesn't have that much very good games.. *SERIOUS FACE AND LONG PAUSE*" I FUCKING LOL'D.

[Holdtheline07]

I think Johnny from the room and Niko bellic fucked :/

[skatertom5678]

.... this guy is probly a sony fanatic.... uhhhhhhggg

[Doyledeth]

I own a PS3 and am not a fanboy of it, since I mainly play games on the computer. The 360 is a fail system because of the shitty hardware it has. It's only a matter of time before the newer model starts breaking too. Xbox fanatics are just as annoying as the Ps3 ones. :)

[cgtherash]

Playstation Live.

lol.

[Gallers]

He bombed Microsoft HQ. Shit's so badass.

[Kiryutka22]

this guy is awesome

[gamer4567]

this guy has to be a troll!

[HillyAus]

@gamer4567 Thats what I thought, but no he is serious. My hero

[Mortskcab]

@HillyAus Thats why its so funny!

[ThePPwarden]

If you want to xbox360 games to wrok put them in xbox 360 not in your ps2 you fat bald noob!

[Jokunoob1]

poor avgn ripoff

[krhysthy22]

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[nomeladestrocen]

This is why i kill myself

to stop playing for a while!

I dont wanna end up

like this guy....no offense.

[1StopMusic]

@nomeladestrocen I don't even play games. o_O If you do than it's good to take a break for about a week. If you don't want to end up like this guy, I recommend finding a different hobby as well, such as drawing or reading.

[Digitaaliklosetti]

This was profoundly confusing.

[wafers35]

this guy needs to lose some fucking weight

[AcidFalco]

@wafers35 nahhhh he looks pretty healthy to me

[genesislordofdarknes]

@wafers35

Some weight? This guy needs to lose a shit load of weight.

[TheAdam1995]

@wafers35 I agree. If we ever see this guy with that bitchy twitard, the whole world world would crumble!.

[FabioCrow07770]

Awkward...

[chosentonessournotes]

And, of course, his only reason for playing video games is online multiplayer... God, I wish gamers like that would just drop off the face of the earth. Please, go away. All of you.

[chosentonessournotes]

Oh my... This guy... Is un-fuckin-believable.

From 4:48 on... Hilarious.

"The only good thing I have to say about the shitbox 360... It has... Some... Very good games. Unlike the original shitbox. The original shitbox had a lot of good games... However, the shitbox 360 doesn't have... that much... very good games... *stammers*"

Talk about contradicting yourself... To all you wannabe AVGNs out there... HAVE A FUCKING SCRIPT READY. Or else, you'll be like this guy. And you don't want that.

[chosentonessournotes]

HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE RED EYES?!

I can't believe he thought this was good enough for the internet. Wow. So glad he quit.

[sonicpower12346]

lol xD 2:14

[Mortskcab]

The way this guy talks is totaly hilarious

[MimoNitro]

its called the shitbox 3fixme

[HillyAus]

Still better than IGN.

[89murph]

It must be hard being that fat and retarded.

[JeffroTV]

Is this Darth Vader? he breathes like him.

[Lommy1337]

Best reviewer ever :D

[JonTronShow]

I get really scared everytime his eyes go red

[CommanderGwonam]

Did I mention that this is probably the funniest video on Youtube..........for all the wrong reasons?

[decayedmatter]

@CommanderGwonam Pretty much, it's completely unintentional humor on the POVG's part, he was completely fucking serious about this when he was still posting vids on gametrailers, he'd respond to every hate message in the comments too with equally retarded dialog as shown in this vid.

[Mortskcab]

@decayedmatter Have any more of his videos?

@Mortskcab Only videos still up are this, the shitcube review, and a vid on his