Creation Science

[Amashkitotamoes]

"He's dieing! Bring me a Bible, STAT!" 

[cutiegirl60000]

I believe in God!!!!!!!!

[GoblinXXX]

See those blank, gray kids in the back of the classroom? I went to school with a number of kids like that.

[brewerbrian420]

"Finklestien, hairdresser, I doubt it." So funny

[MaximusRelaximus]

you know, when you've cited statistics that obviously make no sense whatsoever, since they're impossible by definition, within the first 10 seconds, that doesn't lend much credibility to anything to come. But the youtube drones will "thumbs-up" anything if the gist of it is something they agree with. the world is fucking doomed. here's a clue: 62 + 44 =106. the 62 and 44 represent things that are absolutely mutually exclusive.

[Not2Sane]

We share 95% of our DNA with chimpanzee's, and 98% with gorillas. Other than that this was pretty god damn funny!

[1234yersiman]

@Not2Sane Actually it is the other way round, and it is 99% of our DNA with Chimpanzees.

[War4Gore]

I'm an american atheist and a damn proud american

[War4Gore]

I'm an american atheist

[uknowdeath]

but....but... i don't like george bush D:

[RavnMTM]

This is a little extreme. Religion isn't something to be taken as a tool to destroying our world. This is just more ignorance. Just as the extremist in religion have ignorance towards atheism and agnostics, this has that same ignorance towards Religion. People have the right to believe or not believe whatever they choose, and although people like that may be out there, it's foolish to hate an entire group because of a few nut cases.

[Violencedefined666]

@RavnMTM It's not extreme, religion does the same kind of marketing that the people who believe evolution do. Fight fire with fire.

[sabertooth1980]

@Violencedefined666 Evolution has evidence to support the Theory. Do the claims of religion hold the same water?

[Xgya2000]

@RavnMTM and this is where you fail to understand the real point: if a percentage of believers become nutcases about it, why add more people? To make sure the number of nutcases keeps augmenting?

Most atheists I know were from religious families. They just became wiser than their parents.

I know more about the bible and qu'ran than most believers, if only not to be taken by their words.

Horrible books, by the way. Lord of the RIngs had much better moral standpoints.

[Kniletiah]

@Xgya2000 I'm an example; my ENTIRE family is devoutly Christian. I was once, but I grew up and became a free thinker. Many of my friends with religious parents became atheist too. It's practically spreading.

[h2omanz]

We share 92dna with chimps, also 50dna with bananas. Everything has dna. Lol the last verse clearly reveals the untutored.......

[JonYodice]

george bush teaches the class! whwohwohwohwhowohohw

[freedomfragoso]

I'm Glad all you don't belive in Creationism. I can't wait for the day of judgment when God uses that for his glory just like he did to Pharo

[pitbullsrockhard]

How com religious people always bring up sodomy???

[alexpopinga]

Are those opening statistics accurate??

Not that I disbelieve you- it's just shocking :-O

[Andrewcranky]

I think that it is more likely that only 28% of Amaricans CLAIM they believe in evolution. People want to want to believe in what they want to believe in. Science is hard, and it's easy to look stupid if you don't speak the language. Saying that you believe in Creationism alwoys one to take a stand and be decisive without all the homework.

[bushgirlsgonewild]

You all just are a bunch of Baby Jesus killers what want to distroy Merica. The Lord loves you even if you are stupid water headed retards. I will pray for you in my heart and hope you surrender your live and free will over to the master and stop bean such libral God hating sodomites what wanna molest your neighbors dog for fun when you outta be in church. Anem.

[Feralus69]

Pray for me, I'll think for you

[zeppelingitis]

Are those statistics in the beginning true? That's pretty scary.

[Ziggie1o1]

@zeppelingitis Well I know the first one isn't. It's actually about 45%. Still a scary number though.

[neofriends]

i find it best to be agnostic, then i dont gotta give a shit about god :D

and if god is everyone and everything.... he's a... whore?

and i find alot of loopholes in laws and the bible... there was adam and eve, they got children, and they had children... ect... so no matter who you marry, you marry a family member

God is the cruelest bitch in all the universe...

[MatteBIack]

You're a fool.

-Agnostic

[99minerkc]

Agnosticism is a cop out! You have a choice to make 1) Believe that we spontaniously emerged from SLIME( ROFL) or the an ALL LOVING POWERFUL "GOD" of the universe created man and Jesus his only son died for you so you may have life eternal! GET ON YOUR KNEES while you can and BEG for mercy from your maker!

[shashintokyo]

You are right, agnosticism is a cop out! To even entertain that a "god" might have done all this (the universe and everything that is in it) is a total ROFL ludicrous claim without any supporting evidence whatsoever.

[99minerkc]

There's plenty of evidence for those who have an open mind, but those people are intelligent unlike yourself!! Sorry but have a good life cleaning stains off of toilets anyway! : )

[shashintokyo]

That's just it, I have an open mind and have looked at the question. No evidence = no god.

I don't clean toilets for a living, I run Asia Pacific for a European electronics company. I have people to clean toilets for me but thanks for your thoughts.

[CuriousMoth]

Religion's a cop out. It teaches you that what you're told is what you know and what you discover isn't necessarily true unless the church says it is, thus you can live a life free of hard questions and the trouble of research.

[99minerkc]

After researching the early writings of NT Christianity from a historical perspective I have come to ONE conclusion which is:

1. The evidence for Jesus Christ to have risen from the dead(divine)is paper thin at best.

2.The bible was indeed written by men with an agenda and it IS NOT inspired by God!

3. The bible has many errors and has been altered a number of times!

[99minerkc]

4. The gospel writers WERE NOT disciples of Christ!

5. Conclusion: Christianity is a man made tool used by powerful men to CONTROL the masses!

[Daruqe]

ALERT: FALSE DICHOTOMY

[christo930]

While this cartoon is cute and I definitely wouldn't want creationism taught in schools, it is wrong.

Despite a belief in Christianity, the west managed to drag itself up out of dogma of religion and to develop science to the point that we outlive our ancestors by quite a bit and live a better life to boot.

[stevethul1]

I can't wait until religion has gone the way of the Dinosaur and is Laughed at anytime spoken.

Man Made god, Not, god Made Man - Save the world and the minds of our children, Send Religion and gods back to the Bronze Age, Never to return - Never...

[Not2Sane]

@stevethul1 Creationism claims that man walked with the dinosaurs. I say, it is quite fanciful to believe as I would love to ride a raptor :P

[stevethul1]

@Not2Sane - you got it!

[GoblinXXX]

@Not2Sane The Velociraptors depicted in JURASSIC PARK would actually only have been about 3 feet tall. Ride a Triceratops, instead, the Chevy Suburban of dinosaurs. They probably weren't fast, but I doubt much got in their way. ;)

[cutiegirl60000]

@stevethul1 I believe in God I am a Christian

[stevethul1]

@cutiegirl60000 - I have to ask, Would you still be Christian if you were born in Pakistan?"

Man Made god, Not, god Made Man - Security Blankets are great protection when seeing the world through young inexperienced eyes...

[Imaginefree69]

Too bad the Bible said the earth was flat.

And that the sun revolved around the earth.

And that humans are made of dirt.

And that snakes, donkeys, and bushes talk.

And that animals appeared AFTER man but BEFORE woman.

Other than a few minor details like that,

it's a really scientific book!

Hahahaha!!!!!

[Alterstateresearcher]

InformantX: "Scientists are always fitting the artifacts and altering them to fit their agenda of how man should live according to his own will instead of God's."

I take offense to all your comments, I did not get into the disipline im in for the money. Money in fact was and still is the last thing on my mind as I continuously bust my ass to learn and discover how to improve cognitive health for our aging population around the world.

[comiconline]

Hey, let me tell all you heathens something...

There is ample proof that the Bible is 100% true, and i follow every word, as the Bible is the unerring Word of God.

In fact, just last week, i kicked my daughters out of my house so they could be sodomized by fornicators, because i had angels paying a house call. What was i to do? I couldn't let God's angels get sodomized, now could i?

UPDATE: My daughters are fine. For some reason, these sodomizers had no interest in women. Hmmmmmm......

[0okamino]

Our species is stuck with evolutionary throw-backs like Bush and YECs because the monkeys refuse to claim them. Smart monkeys.

[InformantX]

What irrefutable evidence is there to prove creationism is a lie? I'll give you 3 tries to state your evidence. I will only need one try to state mine.

[max85q3]

What kind of evidence at all proves its not?

Without reference to the bible ty

[InformantX]

Well, then I guess you'll never know then will you? That's one.

[Zerueljedah]

The thing is that religion needs people that believe in what they say, so they get the 10% of their money, but the evidence that probes evolution is almost irrefutable. But people need something to hang on and keep their false hopes to live inside a lie that makes them happy for a while

[InformantX]

But what about all the non-religious organizations that make people believe what THEY say and take their money? Would you say it's o.k. for them to do it then? Thats what the science foundation is doing. They are making you believe what they say so you'll support their theories and they'll get more money from you or other people like you. Truthfully, there has been false preachers that just wanna get peoples money, but then there has been many more non-religious organizations do the same.

[GeoVII]

First off, nobody is 'taking' anybody's money. A donation is given, not taken.

Secondly, I've never had a scientist come up to me and beg for my money.

Thirdly, not for nothing, but scientific research has gotten more results than religion in my book. I'm all for God, I have faith in his existence, but prayer didn't cure polio, invent the lightbulb, or split the atom. I doubt God needs money to work, but science does.

I'll count on God to save my soul, but he's not gonna save my ass.

[InformantX]

1. I'm afraid, yes, they are taking money, in fact, they're taking money against our will. My tax dollars are being spent to pay teachers to teach our kids these lies that will never be proven beyond a doubt, but on the other hand (even though there have been some fake), televangelists at least give the people the choice to decide to give money or not.

[DarkMuu666]

If science gets it's "Grubby" little hands on money, how do you think benefits? EVERYONE. Televangelists? NO ONE.

[InformantX]

2. I have never had one ask me either, but they're organizations are not funded solely by us working class peons. The majority of they're money comes from investors and corporations. If they depended on the interest of the people, especially in the economic landslide we're in right now (don't think that the 800 billion dollars is gonna save us all because it's not there to save us) they would have had no choice but to quit. The smarter thing to do is to take money from where the people spend it.

[InformantX]

3. You are not for God as you say. If you where you would realize that evolution is an insult towards God's beautiful creation and Holy Word. There are towering results in favor of creation but you refuse to see it. If you had faith in His existence, you would have faith in His creation. Of course prayer may not have cured all polio victims, God also did not let it be known physically that it was Him that created the lightbulb, or split the atom, but God has set these events in place so >>>>>>>>

[GeoVII]

2. Money -is- taken from where the people spend it. Where else would these organisations get their money? If you don't like what a company or organization spends money on, don't give them your money. If it's the government doing it, again, either get involved with it or find a new government. If there is no other government, oh well. God loves you anyway. :)

All organisations, corporations and government come from the support of people in some way or another.

[DarkMuu666]

I've seen your "evidence" for Creationism and it just plain sucks. It's totally half-assed, based on the bible(You know...that book that claims Earth is flat with pillars holding a canopy? Right), Doesn't get into the nitty gritty of science and goes against scientific theories that you can't label "Just theories".

[InformantX]

that His name be glorified in His Word.

Romans 1:22 "Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,".

Of course science needs money. Scientists are always fitting the artifacts and altering them to fit their agenda of how man should live according to his own will instead of God's. There's alot more people that want to do what they want to do instead of what God wants them to do. That's why science makes so much money too. That's another reason why you can't be for God as you say.

[GeoVII]

As far as taxes go, that's a matter of government. I'm not from Switzerland so I don't have any say in what goes on there. I do know, however, that the US government funds schools through local and state taxes, so the problem is solved by either moving to a new school district or getting more involved in local government. Nobody is ever 100% happy with what their taxes are spent on. If the issue means that much to you, find somewhere that doesn't spend tax money on teaching evolution.

[qwerty3008]

George Bush is teaching school now?

[dangerousnonsense]

no, evolution cannot be proved in a lab because its a billion year process

[OnWisconsin42]

little girl in my area died becuase her parents were christian scientists, she had diabetes and was not given treatment. She died and now they are in prison for child neglect. Its absolutely insane to beleive Christ or God will heal you, this is the true dichotomy of Religion and Science.

[RomasaleenA59]

and no, we aren't dangerous idiots..it's a battle of faith vs faith, not faith science...science can be proven through the scientific method, so when somethings PROVEN, you can't argue it...we christians are totally cool with that..Macroevolution aka survival of the fittest is legit too..but a lot of other things are questionable..the thing we Christians feel is that if one theory/faith is going to be taught, the others should be taught as well..

[IzzyBunneh]

for something to be taught scientifically in school, it must first qualify as science by having been scientifically tested. the scientific process, creationism has NEVER been put up to this, probably because they know it can't be proven, and there's only evidence disproving it

instead creationists are being unethical, and trying to by-pass the scientific process and get it put directly into textbooks.

having scientific discussions with the average american is like going back 300 years in time

[RomasaleenA59]

Yes, so it's taught as a THEORY, just like evolution is taught as a THEORY..and dude, there's "evidence" disproving and proving both, so don't give me that...

[IzzyBunneh]

theory is the scientific observation of a fact. if evolution is being taught as non-fact in your country, then thats intellectual dishonesty

evolution is as substantiated as is the theory of electricity, or gravity

you shouldn't pretend you're qualified to comment on the authenticity of evolution, when you don't even understand the correct use of the word "theory"

[Sedalb]

Teach both? Let the kids decide?

Um... no, this isn't how it works. Science is baised on mountains upon mountians of scientific data trying to prove a certain theory using facts to enhance it. It is then pounded and reviewed by the tough academic arena known today. Creationism isn't science, it's faith in a magic man who poofed everything.

If you want to let the kids decide everything, might as well teach them the earth is flat, or that the sun revolves around the earth, or gravity is a myth.

[RomasaleenA59]

and your high qualifications are?

and if it's so certain that evolution is a fact, why is it in dispute?

And the theory of electricity can be reproduced in a lab...evolution CANNOT

[RomasaleenA59]

who said anything about letting kids decide? and why is evolution still being taught as a supposed "Theory?" and yes, that's the word the teacher used..

[Sedalb]

Who's saying they should let the kids decide? Well, everyone who wants Creationisim in the classroom. They argue that the kids should decide weather or not Evolution or Intelligent Design is better, which is simply poor religion pounded into classrooms.

Evolution is still taught as a Theory because there is still information and facts that we can add to it. We don't know everything about Evolution yet, but we're looking. Trust someone who seeks the truth rather then one who claims to have it.

[Sedalb]

My qualifacations? Well, I have studied both aspects very carefully, also obtaining my science degree in university allows me plenty of material to my advantage. I have studied various data about the genome in many different organisims. Once you see the big picture, its fairly difficult to not accept Evolution.

Why is it in dispute? Simply because it does not agree with the church's version of God creating everything.

Evolution can be and was observed via transitional fossils and DNA.

[Sedalb]

While I'm at it, there is no evidence of Intelligent Design, only speculation. Since a cell is complicated, they say it's too hard to find out how it was created so they say "Someone made it". This is not evidence, nor will it ever be.

Evolution has gathered real data from DNA, Fossils, Organic Chemistry, Atomic Theory, etc. The process has gone through the Academic process, while ID attemps to bypass it by getting the government to do it for them.

[Sedalb]

Science is a method that baises of information, facts, hypotheises etc. We could not have advanced this far without the knowledge of all scientists before us, all of their works documented in academic papers and books for us to study and improve upon.

It makes me feel good that when I'm long and dead, the small and insignificant work done by my hand will play a small role (no matter how small) in improving people's lifes. This is why science is important, yet creationists wish to tarnish it.

[argetfalcon]

Dude you speak very well you should make videos on this seriously

[EebstertheGreat]

"Tarnish" might be a massive understatement. There is tremendous evidence to suggest that the higher-ups in "creation science" and in the various political movements associated with it are trying to destroy science, or at least control all the information it produces, which comes to the same thing. Many blame science on aetheism, which they then blame on crime as well as behavior THEY consider reckless (abortion, porn, sex, drugs, rap, disobedience, etc.) It's scary listening to some of them.

[Sedalb]

The "higher-ups" in "Creation science" are horribly dishonest. They can be compaired to dirty and sneaky salesmen who ommit certain truths and tell half-lies in order to make what's convincing, not what's honest.

They know they're lying, yet they make millions of dollars of fake healings, creation books, mega-churches, DVDs and videos as well as avoiding taxes. They will never admit they're wrong because to do so means to throw away their only source of income.

[RomasaleenA59]

..Christians believe that God is, was, and always will be...the origins of God, if there are any, are unknown to us...same with those of the speck that blew up...I'm a Christian btw

[RomasaleenA59]

About 2 years ago, I was in an advanced biology class that tought BOTH evolutionism and creationism...all in all, it really comes down to whether you believe that man came from an Intelligent Designer, and whether the origin of all that exists came from a little speck...it's a religion in itself, which poses questions, just like Christianity, that can't be answered with the information we have today

[OnWisconsin42]

however, its not static and acquires new information all the time. Religion used a single premise and bases reality off of that, it gets us no where.

[RomasaleenA59]

well, it gets you out of Hell..I'd say that's not half bad :)

[Sedalb]

Trust me... eternal life would be horrible. Oh sure, the first few thousand years would be nice... but what about the next thousand... or the next million... or the next billion... or the next trillion years? You would be robbed of purpose, which is worst then being dead in the first place.

Live life for today, do what makes you feel good, explore the world, see it in it's glorious grandure and beauty. It's by having fun that makes life worth living...

[argetfalcon]

Lol, The fear of hell the one thing we athiest do not have, the one thing we can't compete with. All we have is facts and evidence.

[Pyroglyphikz]

i know this is an old post, but its damn hilarious that all you learned about evolution in your "advanced biology" class was that ' man came from a speck'

you must not have been paying much attention! ESPECIALLY when you use your word evolutionism!

pure comedy gold!

[sonic8005]

Creationists have posted a link to this, complaining "this is the best they have to offer"...

[Lookatmeimdriving5]

Would creationism mean you have to be a christian to pass science?

[samusamu]

this was great!

[qwerty3008]

Haha that video is classic. The only way you can respond to creationists is with mockery.

[janderson23]

wow... how stupid, its that the best you can do. that video just proves how dumb evolution is, and the people who follow it.

[SpikeIncorporated]

Why do creationist think the people who support the theory with a mountain of evidence over theory with evidence against it are stupid..

[beelzebub1234]

Yet another Christian making a biased claim without structured evidence to support it.

[Adamtrr]

LMAO

[moreblessedthanyou]

Sharon Lynn (youtube account BLESSEDone333) made video RESPONSE to this video (see above) Sadly, she is a complete moron. Soon after someone posts a substantive pro-evolution comment on her response video, she will permanently block them because she lacks the competence to argue her case using anything besides her faith in religion. Sharon Lynn is 43+ years old, and is a prime example of what we could expect of our children if the creation science retards ever get their way on this issue.

[moreblessedthanyou]

I suspect she suffers from one or more mental disorders as well for she has thrown in an alien abduction theory to fill in where the bible falls short in providing relevant explanations on the general subject.

[bananian]

lol, nice.

[eire138]

well done.

[highbelter]

"If a person did mysterious work like that, we would kill him." Brilliant!!!!