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  • boy i needed this to start my day

  • Capitalist America: democracy comes to YOU!

  • @puredemoniczick because communism is better right?

  • im not american... FUCK NO!

  • @LudwigV8 Hahaha , you would say that .

  • Makes me ashamed to be British.

  • Hahaha , you guys are so funny ! xD

  • i think this should be the national anthum! like if u think so

  • hahaha noone was asking about penisis and this foo MyFaceBurns . lmao

  • Once I'm deployed, this will be the song I use to get pumped up.

  • TACO BELL!

  • SOPA FUCK NO!

    PIPA FUCK NO!

    anonymous fuck yea!!!

  • @DarklessFire You must be a faggot

  • @LaxRatBra if im faggot youre the gay lol.

  • @DarklessFire if I'm a faggot you're the gay* learn english retard. Also faggot and gay are the same thing and you most definitely are gay. 

  • @LaxRatBra gay means happy bro, just saying,

  • @StalkerSandwich haha what bubble do you live in. I suppose faggot is a bundle of sticks too. hahaha you really are retarded.

  • @DarklessFire DAMN YOU ANONYMOUS FUCK!

  • In 2007 America-Fuck Yeah

    In 2012 America-Fuck NO!

  • fuck yeah

  • Engeland and America Fuck Yeah!

  • To fuckin funny

  • Why are europeans so fat and stupid? They can't even tell a continent from a country

  • @Cheddox America is two continents actually, north america and south america.

  • @FundamentalPhysicist South America is trash.

  • @Cheddox Yo Im european and im not a fat guy an not stupid!!!!! and im dutch

  • @Cheddox You're mixing stereotypes: Americans are the fat stupid ones and Europeans are the rudimentary ones. Well, east Europeans anyway. Plus America is two continents.

  • Thumbs up if you think this should be our new anthem!

  • GREATEST VIDEO EVVVVVVVVVER!!!!

    

  • @Heyyou677 <-------I thumbed you up because you'e the only person who makes some sense while I was reading these arguments. Proud Canadians, Proud French, Proud British, Proud Americans. These people are all puffing up their chests when EACH nation has had their flaws. But no one can deny even though America has fucked up a lot of things, we've also helped a lot of nations as well. Thank you for making some sense out of these stupid nationalists.

  • Zionists nationalanthem xD

  • I wish we were still the bad asses that we were in the 40's

    But still....

    America FUCK YEA!!!!

  • Books!

  • @Liam199995 *akward silence*...

  • LICK MUH BALLS AND SUCK ON MY ASHOOOOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • You know what's funny how people steryotype America when every country has one. I don't get it when british people or any other european says America is terrible cause we saved them twice in world war 1 and 2 or did they forget?

  • @Topshot1096 The reason we hate you is because you follow a blind-patriotism that is completely irrational and doesn't deserve to exist; you did virtually nothing in either of the World Wars, and the wars in the Middle-East, the ones you started for no good reason, have dragged our men into it. The only reason I regret 9/11 happening is because the US is full of retards who don't understand revenge.

  • @MyFaceBurns your men are fags and you can lie to your self all you want we saved your weak ass bunch of crybabies

  • @TheSmf4u See; you people are all immature retards. Why don't you just die?

  • @MyFaceBurns look retard it,s not AMERICAS fault you have a tiny littel dick even by UK standards

  • @TheSmf4u Thank you for proving how stupid the average US citizen is. Also, did you know it is a fact that Europe's penises are generally bigger than Americas? I'll write down the facts for you if you want.

  • @MyFaceBurns i've read about the penises in a magazine , lmfao ! I think i read that part where European penises are bigger than American penises , lol .

  • @MyFaceBurnsthats not yo mama said last night you would,nt know a fact if shit on you i know you think sucking all that cock makes you an authority tiny dick coward

  • @TheSmf4u I think you're confused about your sexuality; threatening to shit on my chest is sort of homo. Now stop crying and go away.

  • @MyFaceBurns you are a coward you would never talk your shit to enyones face cowardly but wise cuz you,re almost making it worth it to hunt you down and btw it can be done come talk your shit to an americans face see how far you get be warned i,ll cut your head off and hide it under a rock,,,,,,PS: YEAH YOUR FACE WILL BURN

  • @TheSmf4u That made virtually no sense. How's it feel knowing you live in such a shitty country that it doesn't even teach the kids to spell?

  • @MyFaceBurns Only some kids :p

  • Wait, the U.S did nothing in either of the World Wars? So I guess taking a international threat out of World War II without any help whatsoever counts as "virtually nothing." How much more stupid can that statement get? Why do you even hate America, the U.K and U.S have great diplomatic relations and are great war allies. And why are trolls like you on this video about American patriotism?

  • @GTAfreak29 Yeah, nuking a city full of civilians for no reason's a great help! You're like that retarded kid no one likes that has to get involved no matter what.

  • @MyFaceBurns Actually, it was a great help. It took Japan out of the war. I would start to bash on the U.K right now, but I'm better than you. I realise that that not all people from the U.K are as big as a retarded asshole like you are. Maybe you should try trolling somewhere else, you won't win when you're trying to troll a whole bunch of free minded American patriots.

  • @GTAfreak29 It did nothing towards the war. Admit it. And you can start 'bashing' the UK if you really want to, I hate it too. Both countries are massively flawed.

  • @MyFaceBurns There is no such thing as a perfect country, but the people of the U.K, U.S and all of Europe are spoiled with privileges and opportunities. Also, all of them have protection from our governments. So yea, both have flaws, but they are both good countries in there own ways.

  • @GTAfreak29 Compared to countries in Africa, they're fucking great. But compared to what the countries could be... well, they're terrible. And I really hate uneducated patriots, like 99% of the US citizens commenting here.

  • @MyFaceBurns Well yea, the U.K and U.S are better than African countries, but they are also both better, as far as freedom and living conditions, than a whole ton of countries in Asia, the Middle East, and a lot of countries that are small islands. One thing I hate is when people hate their own countries, especially when their country is one of the greatest in the world.

  • kick,n the rest of the worlds ass FUCK YEAH!!!

  • @TheSmf4u Soon America will be kicking your ass.

  • @BATTLEFIELDvett took one too many to the head huh?

  • @TheSmf4u You will understand what I mean sooner or later.....

  • FUCK YEAH

  • is liberty city a real city dude?

  • @misterchoc225 liberty city(GTA4) = new york (IRL)

  • LOL 

  • YOUTUBE FUCK YEAH!

  • very fat people... fuck yeah!

  • Sopa Fuck yeah, Pipa Fuck yeah oh wait

  • 'Murica!

  • BOOKS, FUCK YEAH

  • The internet FUCK YEAH, yeah you did fuck it up america.

  • Immigrants, FUCK YEAH, Popeye, FUCK YEAH, books...

  • mexico ! FUCK NO !

  • /watch?v=uRz8FWPUmpI&feature=e­ndscreen&NR=1

    Australia is better.

  • @TheNisgaa The first people on Earth were from Africa, so same for you.

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  • @UggaWaggaProductions And yet we still are more advanced than you.

  • @Eliterule213 How is Canada more advanced?

  • @UggaWaggaProductions First world country

  • @UggaWaggaProductions

    Great response!!! It has nothing to do with my factual comment!

    Time to go back to school.

  • CANADA AND THE USA ALL THE WAY. Anyone think otherwise look at both our econs and reap.

  • @rantman1000 canada sucks

  • Americans are known to steal puppies.They often steal puppies to suck their sweet blood so they can continue playing online games.

  • FUCK YEA IM ITALIAN BYT I STILL LOVE THIS SONG LOMFL

  • For those of you foreign, brainless, idiotic people who make comments on here about this song aren't smart enough to view this video. People in the United States can laugh at themselves. Just because most foreign governments don't allow its citizens to have any thought process, doesn't mean it's that way everywhere. Btw.. on a side note...we are badasses so fuck off.

  • @SteelCurtain222 You're a pure redneck.

  • I swear Trey Parker and Matt Stone are genius... First South Park now this XD

  • AMERICA FERK YEAH. COMMIN TO SAVE MUTHAFUCKIN DAY

  • America

  • @CenterEntertainment Fuck yeah

  • Fuck CANADA, they create a powerfull weapon called the proyect F.A.G. better know by many people by: Justin Bieber.

  • we the best cuntry evr dunt fck wit us niggrs well nuke u all u weaklyings haha!

  • 'Merica, bring democraty to your doorstep since 1776, fuck yeah

  • hahahaha that child with the finger is from holland HOLLAND FUCK YEAH

  • chek the baby with the finger he is vrom holland FACK NO!!!!!

  • wow you know how silly this looks foor a guy out europe ( FACKING AWSOME) yhee cant spel i know.

  • america fuck you!

  • terrorist country

  • We here in America may suck, but we're better off than a lot of you.

  • a country full of terrorists..buuh....

  • Lord--- some commentators don't seem to even know this was a satire.

  • slavery ... fuck yea

  • fuck yeah.

  • I just threw up on my dog. What the fuck is wrong with my country I feel embarassed to be here. JK I know this a joke but some people are actually this idiotic and patriotic(Yay I rhymed!). DEATH TO AMERICA IRAQ LOBSTER c:

  • Americaaa! FUCK NO!

  • @ryno2085 jealous

  • @ryno2085 America hates you too and someday we will just drop a bomb on your country and ill be happy =D

  • @Bllaarrgghh You just demonstrated exactly why the rest of the world hates America lol. In saying that, my comment was a joke parody of the song, don't take it so personally. I have a lot of friends who live in America, its just the American administration I don't like. Bunch of criminals, and you are blind if you can't see that.

  • @ryno2085 I was joking lol and I know we do have a lot of criminals.. i blame the schools.

  • @ryno2085 <--------- This man speaks the truth.

  • OH MY. I JUST HEARD AMOEBA'S CELEBRATING! They are finally ahead of someone in intellect!

  • the eurotards hate us so much they have fictionalized history

  • this should be our national anthem...FUCK YEAH!

  • SLAVERY. FUCK YEAH! wait..

  • FUCK YEAH, INDIAN AMERICAN PRIDE!

  • USA is a fucking country!

  • Is it still racist if you offend EVERYBODY???

  • i just dont understand how matt stone and trey parker havent had a assassination attempt or something , because everthing they do is offensive

  • Thanks u American for ACTA in my country

  • @WhiteFoxTodd You're welcome.

  • This is why we cannot have world peace, all of you choose not see the mistakes that your Country has made in the past. You are too big of Cowards to admit that fact. So if everyone is going to talk down to US citizens, who have bailed out many countries, not just in war, but also financially, then your all too stupid to live in the world. So do everyone else a favor and blow your brains out so you are no longer taking up good air!!

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  • ron paul FUCK YEA!

  • This country is built on genocide for god sake, and it's still happening to this day, well not genocide, but still murdering thousands upon thousands of Afghan and Iraqi people in a so called justified war...

  • Awesome!

    

  • SOPA IS DEAD FUCK YEA!!!

  • 1.43 FEYENOORD ROTTERDAM, way to go

  • New national anthem?

  • Ur welcome, Danishes! Fuck yeah!

  • @MasterBeebop99 Haha, oh man, intellectual master. Wow... Care to offer any actual rebuttal? Or, hey, just go watch some more fail videos :)

  • My IQ just droped by 20 points. Durrr........

  • @HeWasWho Must be getting close to 0.

  • That must mean you have 0 now D:

  • America ≠ USA...

  • Remember when this was playing on 4chan for a few days after Osama was killed? Good times.

  • The battle of Britain!!! we helf of the german fighters without american help. did you know that in the battle of britain only like 1% were americans and the rest were brits,polish and canadians. You yanks brok moe spitfires than shot down enemy planes so dont come up with bullshit, and i dont hate america i hate the wayyou think you won wars by yourself. What we gunna do when we come for you YEAH? simple... shoot your asses down.

  • @FlyHighRC386 You and your incredibley pale thighs!?!? See here in America we have trolls and you are stupid for feeding one.

  • @FlyHighRC386 thankyou! but don't fret about americans. they have proved themselves to be the dumbest humans on the planet. but that's why they claim victory in every war. the brits and the canadians won the war. it's beyond discussion. but give them credit: they are the only people on earth who defend their right to kill each other.

    and i must admit, i too want them to shoot each other! rule britannia. long live canada!

  • @25yeRS Damn, then I'd be pretty pissed if the dumbest humans on the planet could buy your country 10 times over, blow it up 10 times over, and generally don't give 2 shits about you because you're an irrelevant pimple clinging on to the EU to make you relavent.

    But that's just me. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go back to my American Porn and homemade BBQ while I ponder how many sports cars I'll buy to do lines off of strippers in.

  • @1throrugh9 You're a retard. Britain distance themselves from the EU infact we don't even use the european currency and rejected signing the new treaty. But you wouldn't know that because your a great example of the stereotypical stupid american. Also the best sports cars are european and people in other countries have BBQ's and Porn too. tard. Porn is for losers who can't get laid anyways.

  • @DaleWF10 PORN for looser, hahaha, porn is for happy americans who love themselves.

  • @ShaunGRAQUI77 You mean 15 year old virgins or single 40 year old peadophiles

  • @25yeRS Canada sucks and we should drop a bomb on it because its useless

  • @Bllaarrgghh Lets use all their oil first ;)

  • @Bllaarrgghh yes Canada, that's what we think of you.

  • Everyone just stop arguing about which country is better! I mean really.

  • @fazinazin33 the other guy is an ass, but calm down with your little facts.

    Canada has never been the main opponent in any war.

    The most destructive weapon? We arent a country where the military is important.

    Vehicles? Do you mean brands like the shitty american cards (ford an GM)? Because we do make those cars. And we have one of the best company in the world in term of orher vehicles like planes, trains, ski-doo, etc.

    Btw without us you could say goodbye to your phones.

    You should go back

  • @TheModdedMatt the telephone was invented from a eruopean living in canada with the help of american and other invetors bro O.o.. you should go bac

  • hey stop video maybe rusia coming the will fucking all america

  • @afghanmal1 i hope all over my heart that every one will bomb ur arab country !

  • AMERICANS ARE PUSSIES AND BITCHES FUCK YOU FROM CANADA.

  • @MrCherubhair1 what war has canada ever been the main opponent & won? well im sure there's at least one out there, but how many have we won? also, i don't think ive ever seen any canadian vehicle. now granted im sure yall do make vehicles but are they well known? were yall the first on the moon? did yall create the most destructive weapon in history? i rest my case. so stick to what you know best: hockey, beer, & bryan adams.

  • @fazinazin33 we beat you sorry asses in the war of 1812! we burned the white house to the ground. but of course you don't know that. you are an ignorant, self-absorbed american. you are proud that you created "the most destructive weapon in history"? thanks. you have exposed yourself. but of course, you can't help it. you are what you are. and going to the moon-- what did that do for you or anyone? thanks again. your words prove my point. ignorant, arrogant, for no good reason!

  • @25yeRS 1812? you have to go back that far? LOL jealous foreigner...you clicked on this video because youre jealous.

  • @fazinazin33 Yall ??????????? What's a YALL ?

  • they are a great live band. i saw them play in DC a few year sback

  • This should be the GI JOE theme.

  • this shit aint a satire, america did invent all this shit, even books. fuck yea

  • did he say slavery??

  • @Pooie223 no he said "bravery"

  • @fishsandwichpatrol He said slavery bro.

  • @UggaWaggaProductions bro my uncle helped write this song I think he'd know

  • @fishsandwichpatrol he said slavery... It was clearly slavery. Did you see the picture? moron. Your uncle did not help write this.

  • @DarkFire4599 yes he did and you are the moron why would anyone be proud of slavery your a moron

  • @fishsandwichpatrol Nooo. Listen carefully. He did not help, and it clearly says "slavery" Learn to hear.

  • @fishsandwichpatrol Prove it or GTFO

  • @fishsandwichpatrol Get this through your skull because people like you have a tendency to delude themselves into thinking they're awesome.

    YOUR....UNCLE....DID....NOT...­.HELP....WRITE.... THIS....SONG.

    All you wan't is attention so fuck off.

  • @ohmyagod4 yes he did you idort why would uit be slavery thats dumb its BRAVERY

  • @fishsandwichpatrol He didn't and if he told you he did he's a liar.

    Oh and by the way what does ''idort'' mean?

    If you meant to say idiot then it just backfired you idiot.

    So to repeat stop deluding yourself into thinking your uncle wrote the song, it's just sooooooooo pathetic.

    Oh and I am blocking you and cannot receive messages from you, so if you reply to this comment then you are just a sad pathetic loser.

  • @ohmyagod4 lmbo your the idiot who cant hear or use there brain maybe you should go back 2 school idiot

  • @fishsandwichpatrol Your uncle did NOT write this song and you fucking know it lmao. Stop trying to be someone else you're not.

  • @Tuckypoo111 yes he did he showed me the transcripts youre just jealous because your family works at wal mart

  • @fishsandwichpatrol

    My uncle is the president of Nintendo he showed me the PS4 already and it's beast so I think I win loser ; )

  • @MatthewChambers92 Why would the president of Nintendo show you a Sony product?

  • @MatthewChambers92 LOL ps4 is gay xbox 720 is gonna be the best my dads friend works for microsoft i got to play the tech demo

  • @fishsandwichpatrol ahahahhaha , x720 is  6 times better than the old one, too bad pcs are 10 times more powerfull.

  • @fishsandwichpatrol Yeah, and my uncle is the president of chinatown.