Giant Squid vs. Cat

[lisacmeier]

Kitty looks like he's bored but knows he has to entertain his human if he ever wants to get any sleep. I am also guilty of these behaviors.

[ponto]

@lisacmeier Max is very patient with my whims.

[lisacmeier]

@ponto I hope that comment didn't come across wrong. I know how ppl are on YOU TUBE . I wasn't trying to make it sound like you were torturing him, I think Max looks like he is very used to being entertained, he seems to be a very lucky kitty. Your video is a picture perfect Cats Life video. It's something all kitty's should be experiencing. Lucky Kitty!

[ponto]

@lisacmeier Not at all! I recognized you as a fellow cat person, lisacmeier.

[lowell1992super]

Why do peaple play wih cats that clearly are not entertained by you? Just leave them alone..

[Back0ffNub]

poor kitteh!

[stephanylopez24]

if you think this is animal cruelty serously u have problems and its more like ur playing with ur cat so let it go.

[smartykill7211]

you have to be high to get it .. Oh i get it!

[handsome2173]

why the fuck would you chase your cat with a fake squid? someone's bored...

[DevinF1120]

@winterwhitepearl I'll report you to asshole.

[jezzabro13]

hey that looks like my cat give my cat bak how cute is he

[PEAHATER3]

o ya sure, that squid is giant

[KtulusWrath]

aw cute

[lmn0987]

it's not even a real squid...

[SgCherrypie]

where you buy that squid i want to nom nom on him

[SamTheCrazyOne]

i like turtles!

[ortafunk]

My Ortafunk would Not bother with a giant squid they are too small of a meal.

[1973Saved]

Dude, that's not a dog, you need to learn how to to play with cat.

[MRClownez]

I like the cat but I like to see a real big squid a one that is a live

[manbir211]

@MRClownez Ya i thought it was a real squid...waa

[ChaoMario]

can i have your squid ?

[ponto]

@ChaoMario Sorry! He's under contract to appear in my videos.

[LUCASviaKIMURA]

@ponto hahahaha

[Provoz88]

Man, you are a genius

[MrSluggo666]

the cat rocks !

[Mia3900]

that is cute =)

[JizzFightersUnited]

from 2:17 to 3:18 the cat is all like "Fuck off! i wanna sleep!" haha but thats one cute kitteh :D

[Silkie341]

Cool cat, is it a Maine?

[ponto]

@Silkie341 Don't think so. Max may have some Norwegian forest cat in him, though.

[GraveArtist]

Kudos, For harassing your cat with a Giant Squid Toy......(-_-)

[crazyvidman1]

I just realized something..if thats a GIANT squid...that cat must be a fucking huge as mother fucker >:o

[WarrenEdwardBuffet]

That cat was like, sashimi or sleep?

[lemonsyay1]

release the kraken 

[CapitanIGhostI]

Chuck Norris`s cat !

[aryan3250]

yo its not a real squed

[skatecity187]

why dont they allow ratings on videos anymore, that way i wouldnt have to watch crap like this

[bsofresh83]

Is that the 9 inch one or the 18 inch squid.

[MustangGypsy]

ok why did i just watch THAT for 4 min? must be stoned AND SO ARE ALL YOU PPL FOR THINKIN THIS WAS FUNNY!~

[MustangGypsy]

haha Devin lmao!

[LoverUndercuver]

OmG There is A Squid Run cat Run For Your Life!!!

[masterofrock420420]

i thought it was funny

[Talesrunnerbest]

omg this is so funny when he was chasing the cat

[xDawn4everPrincessx]

I Love how People have a Sense of Humor on this Video :D

[Awakethepoet]

Thank you cat for your efforts against the evil squid. <3

[jediapplianceguy]

I liked this better than that stupid Squid vs Whale video

[2502maffia]

that cat is badass!

[ponto]

@2502maffia Thanks! I'll pass it on to Max - he'll be pleased.

[MadFluffyster]

@ponto i am pleased and your cat has same name as me

[TheOmnicience]

dont thumbs down this the title kinda expains why its crap!

[TheiGuyy]

cat: go away you son of a bit**

[Zirio1712]

lolplz

[otakuadd]

Oh shit,for a second there I thought...

[MrMike91210]

wow i want my time bk tahnk u please

[MegaCheese48]

lame

[Vynarus]

Round 2

Squid:C'mere kitty kitty!

Cat: Bitch! Leave me alone!

[TalonMercenary]

squid is fake

[Skierkid450]

ponto: dur this looks cute

cat: wtf are you doing

ponto: arrrr im a small plastic squid not in ponto's hand, i look real, fight for your life!

cat: i hate you.

[Topazman12]

Cat likes squid, feels like a back scratcher. So cute.

[AirborneMuffins]

lol i love annoying my kitty with stupid stuff

[stegorm]

This is fake! I can clearly see the persons hand holding the "Giant Squid" at 2:50! hahahahahaha!......(sigh) I need to sort my life out.

[sarahnaniable]

devin u are a dumb ass

[therealCanablisS]

a clash of titans,,

[GLITCHcam20]

Dr.Zoidberg

[Theb0bmeister94]

Cuta cat :3

[DevinF1120]

You have been reported for animal cruelty. I believe its illegal to participate in events of animal fighting. This video specifically shows a Giant Squad in a fight versing a Feline. You WILL be in court and can serve up to 4 years and 32,000 dollars. Bail will be decided later.

[ponto]

@DevinF1120 Oh, god... I'll have to throw myself on the mercy of the court.

[TheMrwowsongs]

@DevinF1120 ITS A TOY you are a retarted

[DevinF1120]

@TheMrwowsongs STFU YOU FUCKING NO LIFE WORLD OF WARCRAFT PIECE OF SHIT!!! FUCK YOU I WAS JOKING,

[WiiWarior23]

@DevinF1120 lol

[ichbeziehStellung]

@DevinF1120 damn why are you so pissed off , your life must suck big time dude

[DevinF1120]

@ichbeziehStellung have you ever been so pissed that you smashed your 70" flat screen then went on your computer and see a stupid comment like that!!!!!!!!!!!

[MustangGypsy]

@DevinF1120 haha lmao!

[hawen101]

@DevinF1120 faggot...

[ajji1640]

@DevinF1120 why is it animmal cruelty the squid isnt real or its just dead

[chabenis]

this is the greatest video ive ever seen

[ponto]

@chabenis Thanks! I'll pass your comment on to the cats.

[horseloveremily123]

fail :(

[Ali18094]

XDD

[Mrpptje07]

lol

[jamiejam07]

Gravity Cat Not Amused

[SawedOffShotgun441]

Oh my god... This, this is amazing!

[MW2Tic]

OMG THATS A HUGE SQUID

[VictrolaJazz]

It looks like a carrot with eyes! Somehow it isn't exactly striking terror into the cat's heart!

[djonutube]

...cat thinks:.. I'm not amused.

[Extragiligant]

cat looks like a grey lion XD awesome

[ponto]

@Extragiligant Thanks - Max is a Norwegian forest cat, I think.

[Extragiligant]

@ponto sweet, i'll get one, i love cats

[Alberad08]

It's a giant catwhale. They are too fast and too big - even for Architeuthis dux!

[Morphd]

at least you started it off the bat so it didnt waist anymore than 10 sec of my life

[princesschel86]

lol

[WHOOOFTHEHOO]

hahahahahah, we just got squid roll'd!

[gibberish517]

1:04 OMMNOMNOM

[booisblue]

sorry i said that

[ponto]

@booisblue Not at all! I'm aware it's no "Citizen Kane".

[booisblue]

wow you ripped of about 400,000 people on youtube. who would watch this.

[ponto]

@booisblue I'll cheerfully refund your money.

[JEDWARDareNO1]

that squid got owned :D

beautiful cat though

[XanDerSon88]

not since robot king kong took on Ultra Godzilla has there been a fight as epic as this...

[ponto]

@XanDerSon88 Thanks - hope it wasn't too scary.

[MetallicaSambo]

the cats like "Well wtf do you want me to do with it?" lol

[megarouge2001]

You're silly. :-)

[brwnipoints]

No guys! This is real! It's called the giant house hold squid! It's prey are cats and dogs! It Can Grow up to about 2 inches! If you see this creature in your home, get the household sperm whale to clean up this mess!

[318coolboy]

lol wow yea i didnt know it was fake mlgmaster1000 your a dumbass xD

[DrowningInRoses]

hahahahaha

[MLGMASTER1000]

its a fake squid

[samuraichikx]

Ladies and gentlemen: and here lies the reason giant squid are never captured on camera.

After this encounter they flee at the sight of humans, or in this case...cats

[TimothyChapin]

@samuraichikx Uh dude hate to break it too you but that have caught them.

[samuraichikx]

@TimothyChapin I should clarify: Never captured alive on camera.

Not entirely at least, the japanese scientists got a picture of one just barely.

[TimothyChapin]

@TimothyChapin But they did take a picture of one alive when they captured it, it was awsome!!

[MoonySolo]

I miss my cat T_T

[itscalledhardstyle]

what breed of cat is that?

[ponto]

He may be a Norwegian forest cat,

itscalledhardstyle.

[PowerOptix]

What a beautiful, fluffy kitty. :)

[ponto]

Thanks! I'll pass your comment on to Max.

[dylanmrcool]

haha the cat was purring

[ponto]

Yes - he rather enjoyed the filming.

[biertietje]

the cat thinks:

WTF! is going one here ok stop cmon stop stop!!! he thinks o and he thinks yeh i gonna bite u stop!

[pstogg]

the cat is like WTF whats happening here? hahahaha WTF is that red thing! hahahahah

[0Eonomine0]

@lurvingxbooshxlots That cat isn't pissed off lol, it's more of "Wtf are you doing.... you ignoramus... ok, I guess I'll play " lol

[TheChowie]

oh for fuck sake, get a fukin grip man

[lurvingxbooshxlots]

yeah because you didn't just piss off that poor cat

[Tyranitar635]

You obviously know nothing of cats. When cats are pissed they don't happily chew on things and sit there.

[cartoons9961]

no squids was harmed in the making of this movie

[roxascrunk]

epic fight! xD

[poshpsylocke]

That cat wanted peace, not a fight

[ponto]

It's what we all want, except for giant squid.

[Omnicloudx13]

That cat owns.

[TURRlCAN]

the cat always thinks: Go away, arsehowl!

[magaws]

HOW CRUEL !!!

[DragonflyOnBreak]

That was so scary! I cried.

[ponto]

There, there - don't cry. The squid wasn't hurt.

[xxscarlettrigger]

eeee

thank heavens.

[mythcrisbrown]

WTF!!!!!i am scared

[ponto]

Try to remain calm!

[mcnottz]

sorry to say this but the squid looks like a hose pip LMFAO

[Ardreas]

The cat's expression at 0:09 says it all =P

[epiclabre]

Way to graphic.

I'm scarred.

Good work.

[therealCanablisS]

why are cats so sketchy outside eh

[therealCanablisS]

this is wayyyyy tooo graphic hee

[BlastedSherwoodInc]

The squid wants to huff that cat.

[xxscarlettrigger]

best!!

[ponto]

Thanks, xx!

[xxscarlettrigger]

you're welcome!! :3

[XxbawbxX]

why not just call it what it is, someone bought a toy to play with their pussy.

[Rs34life]

didnt like it :/ u need more work on video :l

[ponto]

Sorry, Rs34life. You might like the sequel, "Giant Squid vs. Cat II" a bit more - it's a bit more polished, and has a tighter script.

[blurrybigfoot74]

Epic battle

[DemonicAngelX1]

stop millesting that cat!!!!!!! its sweet and nice!!!!!!!!!

[dmanroks7]

learn to spelllll

[annaa759]

the cat is very sweet........

[richiev67]

lol nice 1 on making all those views its amazing what you can achieve with just something like this

[ponto]

Thanks, richiev67 - I appreciate it!

[israelx7]

poorly edited...I saw the hand holding that squid...it didn't look like a battle royal

[ponto]

Sorry. We were crippled by a low budget - the special effects were not as spectacular as I had envisioned them. There were script problems, too.

[Layiloe]

i thought u were atleast going to use a real squid that was dead

[ponto]

Dead squid tend to be kind of floppy, Layiloe.

[chowhound88]

5 stars 4 that cat

[ponto]

Thanks, chowhound - I'll pass it on to the star.

[MercedesCars454]

Cool cat. I would give you a 5/5 but for some reason I rated it a 1 star, sorry

[ponto]

Oh, well - will just have to carry on, somehow...

[MercedesCars454]

I just gave it a 5 star now. How many cats do you have anyway

[ponto]

Oh, thanks! Two, plus the next-door cat hangs out a lot.

[divico53]

That is one kalm, kool kitty.

[lileclipse2]

i liked the chase scene :3

[adoppels]

OMG!! GET THAT CAT OUTTA THERE!!!

[gudmartin95]

you do know how to piss off your cat

[ponto]

What can I say? It's a gift.

[sexywolfboy7]

Lol, the cat's so sweet. I'm not surprised it got up and tried to move away from the squid...

[nawtdavids]

The cat might have won if the squid hadn't teamed up and beat him with boredom.

[Stickelmas]

our videos stink

[smokinacs911]

awesome 5/5!

[ponto]

Thanks, smokinacs!

[smokinacs911]

no problem

[grendelee]

amazing

[Laffayet]

4 min filming this....i thnik people should pay to upload....so many stupid videos like this wasn't here