Sandra Lee - Noel Cake

[ExotiiqueBeautiii]

How do u cut the cake w/ the cardboard in the middle?

[mizorepower]

That is an ugly cake. .-.

With dollar tree tooth paste. DERISHES.

[AslamChronicles]

I think the only edible thing in this "cake" is the wafer cone with chocolate...

[AnimeGirl81000]

Don't canned icings have alcohol???????

[toodarncooll]

Holiday balls with a straight tip...ahhh Christmas at Grandma's!

[getsuga395]

I didn't realize circles could have corners...

[wingsofhope2]

It looks like toothpaste D:

and don't you usually STACK the cake before you frost it?

[JacksonKellyRocker]

...... i know canned icing is alright for like in a hurry schlock work but for xmas! no no no no!!!!

[TheSilverRaccoon]

tits on a cake? take a look and see for yourself.

[MusicMixologyIl]

If I were to make such an awful cake I'd just rather buy a nice cake at the bakery and dont waste time making that mess.

[SugarDemon1035]

Ugh, I HATE canned icing, and that stuff in the Cheez-Whiz can is ten times worse! Tastes like something mixed in the used vat of a chemical plant. This would not be nearly as bad as it is if she'd just taken the time to whip up a few batches of frosting herself for this unnecessarily large cake.

[xxmonstermaniacxx]

How difficult is it to make some butter icing or cream cheese frosting ? do you have to buy ICING ?!

[SHEISTHEKILLERQUEEN]

lol did she put twizzlers on her cake! lolwut!

[diamond250200]

I just got my blood tests done two times.I never EVER want to make that ca-diabetes!CUZ I COULD GET DIABETES!

[evilwatches]

It's not the food colouring that makes the cake green, it's just in the midst of radioactive decay.

[dantheman931]

2:49 No, Sandra Lee, it does not fucking match. You speak lies!!

[fiat21sg]

She makes my baking extremely fun!

[janeinpodunk]

I like how the recipe in the description says this is "Intermediate" level AND lists a cook time!

[evilwatches]

Right, like she actually "cut" the Pull N' Peel Twizzlers.

[GottaLoveMeh13]

'It smells so good in here and I didn't even have to bake a thing!' That cracks me up every time. lol

[caitlinmarsland]

i could have bought a better cake !

[navpat09]

Why the hell on earth she can't make simple icing? All of her baking episodes uses "store-bought icing" Is she that lazy?! Like who gives a fuck! Store- bought icing, "CANNED ICING!!!"

Like CANNED ICING... straight from a canister can!

i dont even expect that there wpuld be a "CANNED ICING!" This just proves to her that she cant cook... Just simple icing! What a joke!

[AnimeGirl81000]

@navpat09 Now think about what ur sayin!!! She probably doesn't wanna waste alot of money!Calm down!!! IMAO

[navpat09]

@AnimeGirl81000 You cook?!

[AnimeGirl81000]

@navpat09 Yes! I'm 12 and im professional! Got a problem with that?

[navpat09]

@AnimeGirl81000 Really?! your a professional? what degree???

[navpat09]

@AnimeGirl81000 Don't be mad just asking... PEACE! The way my comment came out really wrong "You cook?!" it shouldn't have and exclamation point... SORRY PEACE PEACE PEACE AnimeGirl81000

[AnimeGirl81000]

@navpat09 What are you talking about? peace! Don't teach me how to write because i'm Ukrainian and i sometimes use slang words in the comments!

[navpat09]

@AnimeGirl81000 Sorry... I apologize, I'm wrong and it's my bad, so Peace out XD Hope that we made our peace bye....

[AnimeGirl81000]

@navpat09 Uhhh......Im kinda scared of you!

[nikkynok77]

"That way I have perfect corners"

Corners? This cake is round!

[azumangafreak17]

... She won that ugly sweater contest..

[CraftyCollegeChick]

Mmmm... chocolate cake, spice cake, and an oil drum of canned icing... DA LISHUS! Good gravy... the vodka has killed her tastebuds.

[ellen2631]

Wow! That is a lot of icing (0o0)

[babyelephant7734]

How about if she had to bring the cake the table and she dropped the whole thing on grandma

[bakaboy2000]

0:17 "I'm gonna need some icing" No shit!

[windhowl22]

santa is NOT pleased.

[NataliaMurad1]

Oh god I feel like I just drowned in a pool of green icing and somehow wound up in Sandra Lee Christmas hell.

[daveeeed99]

I know everyone has already acknowledged this, but...THAT IS A LOT OF ICING!!!!1!!

[JBicks18]

I get the idea and all, "assemble and decorate", buuuuut...if that's what you're gonna do, why not just buy a cake...? One that's already assembled?

[chicoglam]

Yes! Cardboard! Check any tutorial of professional bakers and tall cakes have cardboard plates between the layers. It also helps when cutting the cake.

[Kezco123]

@chicoglam Check any tutorial and you'll notice the professionals (and just about everyone else who knows what they're doing) also use straws that support the layers.

Instead of "creating" this hideous thing, aunt Sandy should've made a 1 or 2-layer cake from scratch. The leaning tower of cake and icing is huge, it serves like 50 people. There's no way she has that many friends left with her level of cooking.

[chicoglam]

@Kezco123 yes, they use straws or any kind of colums to support the Cardboard bases. but this cake isnt heavy beacuse instead of filling and actual bread it has store bought sponge and "icing"

[pooplaitaaaa]

she leaves cardboard in the cake?

[SoundThruTheStatic]

"And I juuust wanna take my top off.." NO! GOD, NO!!!

[anime3moncherrat]

@SoundThruTheStatic SOB shadap that was so creepy D;

[gogohmoobboy]

That is a cut cake

[Yoyoredman]

Icing in a can? Sounds yummy

[ando1135]

for this cake you will need:

3 gallons of icing

4 thin cake layers

2 more gallons of icing

a blood sugar test.

[spence900]

Such a happy, easy-going cheery little nothing-can-go-wrong soundtrack to accompany the eye-popping horrors unfolding onscreen...

[SMURFERLICIOUSLuvz]

the only thing that's edible there, is those red straps.

[TJthinks]

Mmmmm....fresh cardboard!

[abracadaverous]

I think the entire budget on this show goes to a) set decorating and b) busting Ms. Lee out of the drunk tank.

[darkenedvelvet]

she keeps using the word " special " .. I am sry.. but crap thrown together isn't "speical" on made by someone "speical " oi!

[darkenedvelvet]

i wouldn't fed this to my ex let alone to people I love :/

[Redwillowfox]

The only logical reason that she uses SO much icing, is that it's spiked with some sort of booze

[Redwillowfox]

Wait, if she didn't bake them, why are they on a cooling rack?

[slsrox1298]

Omg idiot shes like, i didnt hve to bake a THING and it smells delish! Yeah idiot cuz cakes need 2 bake and when u cut a SPICE cake that u BAKED it will have fragrance

[shazie1436]

I don't understand why she bothers cutting the cake in half when she's just adhering it back together with icing.

[shazie1436]

4 bags of icing?!?! Holy crap, so unhealthy!! 

[itziBLACKOUTv1]

She's single handedly the reason why us americans go to McDonalds to eat(there food is healthier for you)

[ShizzlWag]

she puts on so much icing- still, shes thin...

[TheLizzifer]

Also, that just beat out the Kwanzaa Cake for "Ugliest Pile of Crap Ever."

[TheLizzifer]

Chocolate cake and spice cake go together about as well as bananas and shit.

[Aratimb]

After every white star you take a sip of vodka

[ShaunWhiteismyGinger]

Corners? It's round...

[decafeine]

"how to ruin christmas"

[windhowl22]

@decafeine hahahaha, i loled

[babyelephant7734]

I never get old these days hahahhaahahhah

[sparklystrawberry98]

you need to do all home made sandra



[georgina6195]

yea i know so go away

[witchy90210]

If you use black frosting it would make a good witch hat cake. And WTF is an ice cream cone doing there! it doesnt belong on the cake!! Then again its probably the tastiest thing on that cake

[gallifrey1212]

Can't ge ahold of some mint-colored icing? No problem--just use toothpaste! And lots of vodka...

[uerhiah]

She grew up watching Betty Crocker!

[boyntonchang]

THE AMOUNT OF ICING ON THAT THING! im gonna puke!

[xdevilxbabex2003]

Oh dear god the humanity!!!!

[georgina6195]

it looks really good :D <3333

[captinjingles]

@georgina6195 You are an idiot.

[georgina6195]

@captinjingles no i am not okay so go away

[captinjingles]

@georgina6195 Wow. That was a good one.

[vvvvvvvv74]

if you people have nothing nice to don't say it at all thats just mean and dissrespectful i thought it was cute just be quiet and zip your mouth

[gabbyr89]

"and guess what? more icing!!" :D

[Mliaer1]

" Holiday balls" No one else found that dirty?

[ZeroMyHero99]

The cake is a lie!

[rachelallencamus]

she gave her cake chickenpox :(

[SHEISTHEKILLERQUEEN]

WHERES DA VODKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[Braceletsandmore]

Cute! :)

[momoandmiz]

That cake IS diabetes.

[BlueSkyDaisukiAyumi]

kwanzaa 2.0

[thepinkbee3]

The cake is even tilted! How does she have a cooking show?! This isn't cooking or baking!

[nickj13luva]

"Smells so good in here and I didn't have to bake A THING! :D"

no wonder it smells good....

[JesseLCH]

I guess when you're drunk ANYTHING would taste great.. -__-

[IceWiz101]

Dis lady is a fool

[FoxHound109]

The fact that she calls her icing "adhesive" makes me cringe... -__-

[inuyashaxx]

@FoxHound109 Well, considering she buys and uses storebought icing (which has a similar appearance, taste, and texture to wood glue) then yeah, it might as well be just adhesive for holding her pile of crapulence together.

[vannessluver25]

was she high when she thought of the concept for this cake?

[geekoftheweek27]

Is it commonplace for grocery stores to have baked, unfrosted cakes just hanging out?

[Darrenium]

SO. MUCH. ICING.

[magickgirl786]

I'm sorry but the to haters, do you really have nothing to do than to watch videos of something you don't like and hate on it? These videos helps people who want to make something but who don't have time to make everything from scratch.

[mizorepower]

@magickgirl786 SHE SHOULD HAVE TIME ! BUT EVERYONE COMES HERE AND WERE FRIENDS

[magickgirl786]

@mizorepower I didn't say SHE didn't have time, I'm saying that its a good thing for people who don't want to cook some gourmet complicated meal (like the other food network shows are) but still want to have something they cooked themselves.

[AslamChronicles]

@magickgirl786 With the money she spent on the cakes, icing, wafer cone, chocolate, licorish, canned icing and candles, she could have bought a nice, EDIBLE cake. There! A better solution if you don't have time and want to have something nice for the holidays.

[petulia67]

Proof positive that food coloring affects the brain.

[lovehorrormovies10]

im 12 i make everything (EVERYTHING) from scritch

[Hannahmiley58]

so many tooth paste

[wespolly]

"Smells so good in here, I didn't even have to bake a thing!"

....Since when did this bitch ever make her own cake?

[brittanyroseirene]

did she use enough fucking icing??? sickening!!!! Diabetic coma!!!!!

[kireinabooshi]

I'm going to vomit more than anyone has ever vomited before.

[olive7999]

Cardboard?

[olive7999]

Spice cake?

[meglaney98]

Make u r own frostin and use fondant i do way better than that and im 14

[baritonebynight]

DISGUSTING....canned icing is crisco based. Crisco is for frying chicken.....icing should be butter based. Besides that chick with the name below that sounds like that Cher song....who would eat this slop?

[jfm2803]

yummy! cardboard cake...

[Nijinskylover]

it absolutely looks disgusting not to even mention totally unprofessional.

[PrincessMultiracial]

Ok everyone complaining about the cake on how it's tacky or whatever, PLEASE upload ur videos proving that you can make a better cake. -______-

[groar86]

@PrincessMultiracial You don't always have to be a great cook to be able to give a sound judgement. The cake looks horrible and it's just sad that everything is store bought. 

[YourLittleAmpersand]

This cake looks so tacky.

[6TaraB]

2:33 I think she knows it's way too much icing, but she just. Can't. Resist.

[shanagurl112]

y do people think shes such an alcoholic? if thats just a joke its getting REALLY annoying so shut the hell up.it getting really old.

[rawr345]

@shanagurl112

But....why you mad though?

[sheadatear]

@shanagurl112 Most of her recepies involve alcohol. Even ones that normally should not involve alcohol.

[shanagurl112]

y do people think shes such an alcoholic? if thats just a joke its getting REALLY annoying so shut the hell up.

[Karmillina]

I just noticed this, is it just me or she made a fine representation of a used Q-tip at the top of the cake?

[DemVidzIsMine]

What the shit...

[Iishieboo]

Why does she exist?!

[Whooligan91]

holy shit, it looks like it has chicken pox, make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!!!!

[PunkyPlow]

you know, for sandra lee, this is actually pretty good! for sandra lee.....

[thedancegroupstudio1]

cAKE boss is disapointed :(

[junkamahn]

She reminds me of my neighbor my smashed 24/7 neighbor

[quoththeraven929]

Really doesn't say Christmas to me.... Says cocktail time came early this episode!

[alagaesia241]

Yum! Cardboard!

[r0ck0nlcrss16]

would look better if it didnt appear to be leaning sideways

[AsAboveItIsBelow]

It's like a terrifying clown cake.. not some holiday cake...

[noway222]

There are some good tips in there, in my opinion, like putting the parchment around the bottom so you won't get icing on your serving platter.

God bless this woman. People are so mean.

[uerhiah]

she's so proud to say that she didn't bake anything!!! this show is crazy!!! lady, it's a cooking show!!! T_T

[Arch1Kid]

Has she got no taste buds.

mmm... yummy, chocolate, spicy cinnamon, sugar and strawberry.

I'm not sure if my stomach is feeling sick or hungry. (three comments in 1)

[ShaunWhiteismyGinger]

Hah spice....

[mgirardin1]

I HIGHLY doubt her grandmother's cake looked this bad. She's probably really embarassed that Sandra did this.

[fifilaru]

my god, that is horrible

[alyrios]

Is it me or that cake is about to topple over??? she forgot one small (mind you, very small, but important) detail: dowels in the bottom tier so the cake doesn't collapse... oh wait! she's not a baker or decorator" *facepalm* silly me!

[mslit204]

is this real life?

[Bunomous]

@mslit204 i think sandra is just trolling. she wants to destroy your food.

[kotyarmour]

worst flat icing job ever.

[YTfancol]

This is disgusting

[theCrapture]

someone needs to edit the "I just wanna take this top off" line into that one montage of her other nightmare creations

[theramenninja]

semi-sane, semi out of her freaking mind...

[FoxHound109]

Sandra's problem is that she treats her food like craft projects. She wants to make them "pretty" (LOL!) but just makes her stuff look impossible to EAT.

[ASassyVulture]

If this was made by anyone else, i MIGHT actually eat it......

[Brink0War]

Cake Contents:

50% icing

5% cake

45% alchohol

[FoxHound109]

@Brink0War

Cake Contents:

50% Toothpaste

5% Cake

5% Alcohol

40% Bakery Murder

There...fixed it for you!

[MerryMinstrel]

Wait please clarify for me, everything is premade and purchased at the store? She doesn't make anything, this is just a show for pour icing and candles on a cake?

[alyrios]

@MerryMinstrel Basically, yes... 

[AceofHadeon]

Holiday balls, Noel candles, my gosh she goes out of her way to avoid saying Christmas!

[trollingme]

@AceofHadeon

My thoughts exactly, when I first saw this (and I'm not even a christian).

[NeonAngel1997]

Who calls Christmas ornaments "holiday balls"? Ah, Sandra. One of the biggest dumber downers around.

[NeonAngel1997]

lol i feel bad for "Bricer" . My aunt is an actual chef!

[SushiCat87]

sandra, I dont think circles have corners..

[kamsolsafarees]

Betty Crocker puts less frosting than you did .

[pet0skey]

lol holiday balls

[Kezco123]

"...I'm gonna turn this upside down, that way I have perfect corners and line that up." Lady, your "perfect corners" are actually 1) edges and, 2) USELESS if you're about to dump a bucketfull of icing on them. Just sayin'.

[iL0v3Candy1]

that's a lot of icing................

[prlovegordis]

'I'm gonna use something very smart to decorate this' Honey. THe only thing that would be smart by that point would be you grabbing your flask, dumping that green piece of crap on the dumpster and hopping in with it until the garbage truck came to pick you both up. this SUCKS.

[Lillzbe]

god that's a lot of icing! that cake doesn't remind me of christmas at all........is it supposed to look like a christmas tree?

[Sepheria]

rofl, star tips for globs of frosting, ugh.

[goldeneaglearchangel]

SANDRA IS SMOKING HOT!

[TheMileyDemiSelena11]

can't she get anymore icing on that cake.... ;P

[elizavictrola]

store bought cake. store bought cake. why would i need her to teach me how to put all this together?!

[AngryLlamaz]

"a little white star at the top of the cake"

that is not a star.. plus do you know how much transfat is in icing? holy shit

[midnightcherrytree]

"It smells so good in here and I didn't even have to bake a thing" ... so then how did that cake get there? You didn't even have the decency to make just a boxed cake? A BOXED cake?