My Eve Movie (Everything you will ever be doing in Eve Online)

[TheMutantlizard]

lol

[fordtruck600239]

liked, because it made me laugh.

[MandarbJair]

Ah, glad you did proper research. And glad you actually upgraded from your free starting ship, or at least mounted a second mining beam. Or at least upgraded the one you have to a better version.

You should probably make a video about your first day in wow slaying wolves and then base your entire view of the game on this. Mightily interesting.

[deadjewelry]

Lmfao, I just finished the EVE tutorial and god fkn damn this is the epitome of EVE. Queue up some skills, right click -> orbit 5km, faceroll over your F keys and go grab a coffee or some shit. EVE fkn sucks.

[flange321]

You made me lol twice in one evening. Nice one.

[PurpleDuckization]

your doin it wrong

[edga2323]

Funny, make more xD

[hauntedbear11]

I just gotta say im a hardcore eve player and both ur review and this clip

is like the funniest shit ive ever seen on Eve ;) Thumbs up, to bad noone seems

to get it ;)

[robotmaster123]

ROFLMAO i love youre videoes, thought eve IS the best game ever made !

[excessumlv]

You just won EVE! :D

[Kordesh]

Fairly accurate. You can't really capture all the metagame bullshit like alt aaccounts, plex trade etc but yeah I think this gets the point across. You probably could have saved yourself some editing time and just showed a looping gif of your wallet growing and shrinking over and over again to show the amazing gameplay and ultimate goal of the game.

[NeTCoRrUpT3R]

he is just a starcraft fanboy...cant comprehend the game that eve is

[NeTCoRrUpT3R]

wow..such a noob...stupid vid and stupid person

[RoyCoert]

ok i played wow, but u are the dumbest guy in the world !!

[TimimimTim]

ehm... what about pirate-hunting? did you ever try that?

[ghostshot0]

Wow congrats. You made a video of the mining tutorial. Makes the game look soooo bad doesn't it? That tutorial is probably less than .1% of what the game has to offer.

[viciokas1993]

Dude, I cant really see any 5star ratings on ur eve reviews... Now I posted a nasty comment on ur review vid, but Id like to give you a CLUE why eve is actually MUCH better than u think. Firstly, you can actually change ur appearance on char creation (look at ur top left, there are a bunch of things to change), also, just imagine how you could use WASD keys in 3d flight? It would be a control nightmare. Also, you have not only 1 ship which can have different equipment on it (like WoW person)

[viciokas1993]

Continued> but many diff sized ships 4 diff things! Tut is there FOR A REASON too! if ud do it, ur "WHAT THE FUCK??!?!?" questions would b gone for ever! And also I dont think u even had an intention of making a legitimate review, you had an opinion of eve as shit from the beginning. Sorry mate, you just didnt get the point of this game. Maybe try to find a buddy who plays this and hell explain it to u

[viciokas1993]

Continued2> And you was shocked by the fact that there were no strength atributes or levels in EvE. Thats why eve IS better than WoW, you are not stuck with ur char when u reach lvl80 and cant progress further! In eve you train skills for diff shit, so you can always try new stuff instead of being stuck with the same char for the rest of the time u play with it, this gives you a feel of freedom instead of some LVL limit which u eventually hit and either start a new char or stop playing...

[IJariJuniorI]

lenny kravitz ftw

[imortalvalk]

my comment......you know what, i think ill go with you are a complete tard. yeah that will do.

[fcentauri8]

amusing, but eve's not just about that

[ArbitratorTheDruid]

lol... that actually was kinda amusing! :P

[lonejom]

It figures... you never joined a corp so you never got to leave your crappy noob ship :D... that and you never made friends.

[CryoStatus]

This guy sucks :\

[Hegemon54]

glad you liked it

[smokayman]

LOL 10/10 troll video, that was awesome!

[j0ker79kil]

hesh do us all a HUGE FAVOUR AND STAY THE **** AWAY FROM EVE youre not smart enuf to play it u might wanna rethink about and hard thinking jobs you want to try maybe work in macdonalds more for u

[Jakstr1981]

Great job man. You know you would've had a better time if you would've gone through that tutorial in the beginning.

Go back to WoW. It's warm, fuzzy, easy, and it fits your mental capacity perfectly.

[WARPED1]

This guys an asshat. Theres so much more. AND, the expansions are freee, unlike WOW.........

[sirwinsalot]

true :) sorry m8 i thumb downed u i meant to thumb up u and i mthinknig of playni but it seems pricey i mean 14 a motnh?! i dno...

[ertyqwer]

yep, theres more to this game, like people trying to kill you while you mine :p

[Hegemon54]

you can also pay for an alt account so you can mine while you mine

[WoodlinDeamon]

lol mining. train propulsion jamming 1 and you can pvp within a few minutes, slap a warp scram on any ship with a gun and bam, pvp ship.

[sambobber2]

eve sucks at the beginning. after about a month it gets really fun. just like wow. after you 'level up' u can do way more things and have way more fun. dont listen to this asshole. its a great game. just give it time

[Volucerrr]

Its so awesome ))

Cant stop laughing))

[georgem124]

btw? wtf is spacemanz?

learn some grammarz

seriously im pretty sure the plural is spacemen...

so stop with the poor english

[georgem124]

compared to the AH MAH GAD EVE IZ SHIT video...

this one made me lol...

cause at first i was like... -_- his voice is annoying

then i lol'd

i knew the virginian bit was coming xD

[jholybigjesus]

Not too shabby this one actualy was halarious!

[syslave]

Wow this is so funny. Really. Hehe!

[machboy22]

well mining in a noobship certainly is poor game play but i don't think the poorness came from the game....

[Angaraman]

proof that Carmina Burana can make absolutely anything epic.

[Raptorduder]

-please. you just need to learn and read. unlike WoW just running into a pvp fight like a noob.

On other hand. PVPing in Eve makes it good,CAUSE NOOBS can't fricken jump into PVPing. it'll take a noob like mmm 8months to grab their behind to get into a 'MAYBE' good fitted cruiser.

As for the leveling. Yes there is,but not like normal lvling in other MMO's. this requires real time leveling skills up. but still works offline.

BTW gotta ask. Do you still play? lol be fun to talk to you ingame.

[northwesten]

I can make an toon in 5 mins and start PVP. So your statement it takes about 8 months is wrong.

[Raptorduder]

Really dude are you joking us and pulling our chains?

This game is more of a mind thinker and learner game then WoW is. and idk about you.but if you played 'HomeWorld' before. you would pretty much get the basic of EvE online fast. Cause 90% of the keys and movement ability is by the mouse. and 10% is keyboard for typing and hotkeys.

There are many open areas for one person to look to. pirate,mining,missioning,tradi­ng,ratting,salvaging,etc,etc. It's very open for people to do anything they p-

[northwesten]

he trolling

[Mantastor]

LMFAO a mining video... let's show everyone all the action...

[MrVoodoodog]

Will this guy ever learn what a T A R D he sounds like, lmao

[gangbangchief]

FUCK! Mining is fucking epic ololololZzzzzz rofl

stupid wow nerd ..

[NTMateria]

I liked the first two videos more.

[love2game12]

lol u cant say you've played eve until u get past that reaper hit some null sec get some alliance vs alliance action or something or atleast try exploring the many paths eve give you....

and as for the mechanics and gameplay you mention u must be a wow ready right click fan so i cant say really much about it but eve=grade A+ A++ for upcoming dominion exp

[Phatheon]

Hmm didn't get past a reaper?

Yeah Eve is designed to be played by people who have an attention span greater than a gnat.

[pheonex]

Guys its a troll video... lol

[pewp3wpew]

indeed better the first time it was done.

im guessing this fag got podded and rage quit the game and then decided on revenge by making these lame ass videos.

[roshawn1111]

bad game play and mechanics? wtf are you 4real this game rocks and is better than any other MMORPG i've played.

[Hegemon54]

See my review.

[RollioPolleaous]

This was batter the first time it was done.

[Hegemon54]

never been done before thx

[RollioPolleaous]

Never done before; /watch?v=lMSjd6HNQdY

Note the timing and use of silence.

[Hegemon54]

That was not very good. Poor choice of music and I had thought about using the silence scenes but its sooooooooooooooo cliche. Mine has much more of an action/sarcastic tone, much better I feel. Thanks for watching.