the lizard queen

[picklerelish]

Nicki Minaj should have said this in her "Stupid Hoe" music video.

[haha12345678ytr]

she is the lizard queen she can do anything!! lisa morrison :)

[brettlauren1]

Story of my life :)

[Vietcong01]

is "the lizard queen" a reference to jim morrison and the doors?

[Phlegasus]

@Vietcong01 You should be a cop.

[Vietcong01]

@Phlegasus

I am a cop....

[nasty1182]

the security man is Troy Mclure

[KeeperOfPorridge]

He's not a duck apparently.

[Queenrock990]

I love this scene SO much!

[TheSolidMidget1993]

0:00 WTF? some fucked hu laugh?

[PureAgainBOF3]

THESE ARE THE EPISODES THAT MADE SIMPSONS GREAT. TODAY'S SIMPSONS ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE

[diornotwar123]

This Simpsons scene was one of the best moments of my childhood. Period.

[CobainFan9]

When I saw this episode, I was thinking "JIM MORRISON REFERENCE!" Great episode btw.

[SUPERMARIOSONICX]

Wasn't she like that, because Bart dared Lisa to drink the water on the Duff Boat ride?

[hasher22]

@SUPERMARIOSONICX

yes :D

[aoinatafanboy84]

@SUPERMARIOSONICX Yes, but that wasn't water which just caused the downward spiral into...well...when she's 40 we'll just say that the apple didn't fall far from the tree.

[IronMaiden2924]

My nickname is the Lizard Queen because I got drunk, took my shoes off, threw them at my friend, crawled into a bush and started shouting, 'I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN.'

[TheTerrorUforgot]

Oh I'm not a doctor... o_o

[cbohar84]

I take more pills than that XD

[Ramonajunie3]

LISA IS JIIM MORRISON. ,_,

[CupofPhenol]

nice Jim Morrison reference. 

[ladiesman2271]

last 2 seconds cut off

FUCKEN GOOD ONE MISS THE JOKE

[boohauntedhouse65]

@ladiesman2271 Sorry, the video editor cut it off! You should be happy that people take the time to upload clips like this. You should be happy with what you got and not be an asshole. Thanks for the comment and the view! I hope you enjoyed the video!

[mcjmetroid]

@boohauntedhouse65 or just accept the criticism of a video you made public.

[aarossell]

@boohauntedhouse65 geez, dude... just re-upload it and do a better job. It cut off, he pointed it out, and you call him an asshole? Everyone would like you to re-upload it, but nobody really cares that much if you don't...

[vagrantoner]

@boohauntedhouse65 Maybe you should practice some humility you fuck up and admit when you've fucked up and apologize accordingly for fucking up.

[djandreal]

@boohauntedhouse65 I would be happier if u knew how to use a fucking simple video editor!

[TheRealPetChicken]

@boohauntedhouse65 do you not test your videos before uploading though. I have uploaded clips and i review them before uploading. I do however thank you for the upload, i gave the video a like, and appreciate the effort.

[aoinatafanboy84]

@ladiesman2271 how did you miss it? just before it cuts out he did say "Oh I'm not a doctor."

[MidgetmaniaRIP]

@ladiesman2271 I like to put your finger in my butt and then make you smell your finger.

[AgApE010]

@MidgetmaniaRIP

Aba dupera supie koochoo.

[promisedeyes]

I love when this was used in the game "Simpsons: Hit and Run"

[pasqualevideomaker55]

I am [random : Nigger randy marsch)

[rakdos619]

best pickup line since "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO".

[1991MRjesse]

this line was used in one of the old simpson's games...

[architect333]

@MeyerL10 yeah I'm to old to appreciate this, now i feel like I missed out haha thanks for reply.

[abbadeen]

Dislikeing this video?....That's a paddlin'

[architect333]

@MeyerL10 never grew up watching the Simpsons, why is this so great or even funny. i don't get it, wanna help me out? doc gives outrageous amount of pills, and says he's not a doc, so what the hell is he doing giving out so many pills. if that's it, i need a sense of humor, or probably need to be a fan growing up to this to appreciate it.

[wavegroupbassplayer]

rapidly press 7 'Y U no take the pills???'

[buckmack46]

Jim Morrison was the Lizard King and Jon Fishman is the REAL Lizard Queen.

[HiddenFacedMatt]

He's a... pharmacist? o.o

[HerrShaun]

@MrShinymewtwo Robot Benjamin Franklin going nuts.

[DarkLordDre]

hmm, she must know Chad Muska......

[kilkolio]

give her this, and these than all of these

thank u doctor

oh im not a doct

[AmyEmz]

lmao!

[OriginalPrincezz]

Lmao ! I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN !

[junechick11]

I am the lizard queen! soo funny love it! -3

[AdamSwainston0]

This episode was on the other day- I laughed so much, probably more than the first time I saw it :P

[MajesticAngelX]

This one never fails to make me laugh. Never. Lisa's finest moment, IMO ;-)

[wilbertwilliamson]

Who disliked this video it is pur genius

[wilbertwilliamson]

There is a guy in our school and we call him snakeman

[45Akira]

Pinche ingleses sin gracias, en españlol sí que hace gracia carajo

[OriginalAndFunnyName]

I love you, so much, boohauntedhouse65. You are my God.

[windmaker2010]

well ok then... i guess that makes me The Lizard King!

[bleachwad]

Press 3 for "I am the Lizard Queen"

[KibanePwnz]

oh, I'm not a duck-

[PunchSydeiron]

What does that line mean?! I know that it's a line from a movie, but which one?

[o0timothy0o]

@PunchSydeiron Jim Morrison refered to himself on many occassions as "The Lizard King"

probably that?

[HisagiWants269Renji]

awe man!! best lisa bit.. everrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

[joeywhite00]

I say I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN Alot

[Chook181]

@joeywhite00 The Alot agrees.

[Amaglev]

Old Simpsons was the best.

[mcridiculose]

haha! lady gaga is a related video. makes sense.

[bluenowait]

@Kimindigo Does anybody care what this guy thinks?

[chemicallingo]

@Kimindigo nigga u crazy

[Kimindigo]

@chemicallingo ..nigga your ignorant

[MrMadtadsmith]

@Kimindigo Wait a minute. You two aren't black at all!

[Kimindigo]

@MrMadtadsmith ..thats right...

[sweetness34CB]

Im a lizard and she's our Queen

[andythebestok]

=S I know I'll get a lot of points down , but... I have to admiss it, latin spanish audio is better than english one. :s sorry.

[mozizzy]

at the very beginning of the clip you can hear the washington robot going berserk

[jamasianman]

My sister once got out of the pool and was wearing a towel with hair wet. I wouldn't let her get past me until she said she was the Lizard Queen

[BaraBara8675309]

is lisa making a lizard noise 0:12?

[djspiderweb]

MK-ULTRA.

[WootAnimefan]

due to ruff sandpaper elbows years back my nickname became the Lizard Queen. nowadays its just Lizard.

[JHE1970FTW]

I am the lizard quuen! I can do anything

[bengotagun]

I love how the guy pulls all those pills out of his pockets. 

[Superman5000The]

I loved old Simpsons episodes. Back when Lisa was bearable and not an uptight, pretentious feminist.

[hespelledyalewitha6]

@Superman5000The Lisa went from being an intellectual (of an admittedly left-wing bent) to a caricature of a mainstream liberal because its easier to write her as that.

[CoolerKing37]

@Superman5000The But she's been like that since the second season....

[MCR1235]

hahaha this episode is one of my favss lol

[WilliamH8852]

what is the point of her taking those pills if she is not a real lizard!?

I AM A LIZARD.

[Silentgeargrandia]

Where is the "It's a duff world" video? I DEMAND TO KNOW.

[kiryuandgodzillagirl]

what was lisa on or what was in the water and whatever it is where can i get some

[232ALDENDRIVE]

The Lizard Queen high on drugs... LOL

[Kitegurl12]

LOL!!

[Paulpatine]

I think this might be referencing Jim Morison's line "I am the Lizard King."

[gablo33]

It's referencing a girl from a graphic novel called "Black Hole" by Charles Burns.

[inivonwini]

What is this referencing? does anyone know?

[shawn1900]

Lisa drink the water

[KingOystar]

All hail the Lizard queen!

[angelbabeof69]

let this be a lesson to all of you out there. Do not drink the water from The Small World ride at Disney

[kiryuandgodzillagirl]

@angelbabeof69 good lesson but the reaction from lisa was priceless

[jordangreen93]

What seasons this from ?!

[lisamariefan]

@jordangreen93

It's from Season 4. The episode is "Selma's Choice."

And I'm surprised people are saying she got drunk. She was hallucinating, FFS.

[skillzdatkillz900]

why do simpsons things always cut off

:y

[heavyload1969]

you know how many simpsons episode involve lisa getting high on something :P

[superang11]

@heavyload1969 2

[ZukoHalliwell]

@heavyload1969 I loved the episode where she's on happy pills. LOL

[ZukoHalliwell]

I think I know the answer already, but is she high?

[Zeethr]

@ZukoHalliwell she drank some duff beer on a log ride thing and got drunk

[superang11]

@Zeethr what the hell are you talking about no she didn't

[Zeethr]

@superang11 what the hell are you talking about?

she drank from the river that the log ride took them on.

[superang11]

@Zeethr exactly you said she drank duff beer

[boobtubekid]

cuts off "doctor" at the end. fail.

[TheJoker27780]

Probably the funniest thing Lisa ever did.

[theorangebox999]

Is this a reference to Jim Morrison of the doors "I am the lizard king..I can do anything"?

[Penguindaelr]

lol @ lisa's eye darting back and forth at 0:12

[ebusive]

Ah, the old Simpsons...before Lisa became a self righteous, insufferable bitch.

[Carloskpop]

jaajajajajajajajaja thats true

[babygiraffe123]

"We found this one, swimming naked in the Fermenterium."

"I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!" LOL

[nostalji75]

@babygiraffe123 All the deaf people will thank you.

[TheNotSoWonder]

@nostalji75 omg, i lol'd so much

[nostalji75]

@TheNotSoWonder xD

[troublesbraids]

Fermentarian! ahahahahahaha

[s3v3rdl0ck]

Reptilians ;)

[1kennykong]

iam sorry hore is a bad word wat i meant was.. oh i just dont atfer seeing Lisas mentel down i dont no wat 2 say

[1kennykong]

lisa WTF IS WRONG WITH U U HORE ATFER SO MANY GIRLS IVE SEEN U R IMPOSSLIE

[maetry65667215123216]

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! Lol, I miss the old simpsons.

[CIW1985]

@maetry65667215123216 - Same here. I just don't think the newer episodes are that funny.

[atltallone907]

Oh im not a doctor!!!!! LOL Classic

[MurphelesLIKEWOAHHH]

LOL