It's the Telecockneys! BBC comedy

[PokemonBrando]

f off

[MegaCphelp]

@PokemonBrando lol! XD

[Iandarth]

love phil jupitus. baaaaaaah!!!!!!

[Metalhead76545]

"To their birds, Telecockneys love to say..."

"EEFF OOOFF!!"

[Classictv90s]

A very funny parody of the Teletubbies re-naming them as Telecockneys on Harry Enfield's New Yule Log Chums from Christmas 1998.

[LimeEJET902]

Holy crap, it's Phil Jupitus!

[DekaRedXXV]

"BIG JUGS!!!" LOL!!!!

[krone900]

Back when Harry Enfield was funny.

[1craigdavid]

Beergut is too pissed to get to the toilet.........Quality

[dizzydaisygal]

When I saw that urinal I swear it reminded me of K9

[GeorgeDaPunk]

I love how they ring their missus just to say eff off

[GeorgeDaPunk]

I love the music when they fight :L Telecockneys love having a piss infront of their mates

[aerox69x]

Im guessign they used thearsenal instead of westham for the colours

[WyzGuy234]

who is bof?

I know Matt Lucas, Phill Jupitus and Harry Enfield, but I dont know that last one :(

[sorr64]

f of

[gurtygurt64]

This is very similar to a series of sketches that was on Australian TV about 14 years ago called Telestubbies.  Probably just a coincidence though and the production values are higher on this one :P

[Turtleproof]

That's me. I'm the belching smog.

[DekuMushScrub]

telecockphone

[Thousandyearsofchaos]

lol I came on this video jus to favourite it

[DekuMushScrub]

lol cock phone XD

[babydemond01]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OL.

[zeroskillz10]

Start each day with a burp

[batmanofni]

Didn't know Phil and Matt did anything with Harry Enfield.

[DanieleTomaselli]

ahahhhaha

[bettypro]

loo loo!~~~!! hahahaha

[Hysteria98]

Matt Lucas, Harry Enfield & Phil Jupitus......bitchin'!

But who's the other guy...? :d

[batmanofni]

@Hysteria98 The poor bloke who never got famous.

[tommy3lions]

Cockneys in arsenal shirts?  Surely it should be west ham from the east end?

[LilStarWarsChick2860]

matt lucas and phil jupitus! beer gut need 2 pis haaha

[superownedman]

wow 2 pints what lightweights

[mitsimatt]

thay dont make em like this any more !!!!!!!!!!

[lornelthaltmer]

i want a lulu :(

[guywholikesvids]

Is that Phil Jupitus? as the yellow one

[Skeletoncru]

@guywholikesvids Yup

[mcmucho29]

Big jugssssssss

[ThylacineAli]

The 17 dislikes are probably from Teletubby fans, lol.

[Skeletoncru]

@ThylacineAli Or Millwall fans lol

[BooksMusicMe17]

@ThylacineAli What, so...babies and young toddlers? YouTube commenters being 6-month-olds would explain a lot, actually...

[h3nc0]

wheeyyyyyyy! looloo! you toilet!

[ThylacineAli]

I can't believe I used to like that Teletubbies crap when I was little. Well... I was 2. But man I feel ashamed.

[ThylacineAli]

0:52 is that Matt Lucas from Little Britain?!

[cliffoneyted]

@ThylacineAli it is matt lucas

[ROSAKMALAERES]

lmao!!!!!

[1875HIBSFC]

Lol Is that Face in the clouds Dara O'Briain

[Selkie15]

@1875HIBSFC - Nope, Harry Enfield with no hair.

[zoule]

HAHA!!! What with all the arsenal jerseys...

[Segmentrecords]

Brilliant!

[LordBifford]

This is three degrees of awesome.

[CoolDudeClem]

This takes me back to 1998, when TV had reached perfection and everyone was wearing this kind of stuff. We all thought we looked so cool.

[wesker100000000]

@CoolDudeClem

Agreed now it's all gutter trash reality tv, comedy's mainly dead after the 90s or most just isn't plain funny now with a few rare exceptions.

[ManlnCognito]

I thought cockneys came from east London. Yet these characters are wearing Arsenal shirts from north London.

Just an observation

[FirstContact2012]

☺

[ItTakes2ToQuango]

I remember seeing this when it was first broadcast about 12 years ago. Amazing!

Not seen it since - thank God for Youtube!

[frogmarched]

the real telly tubbies are cockneys to i saw em in the pie and mash shop eating eels last week before they went down the battle cruiser for a sherbert

[ThomasCr0wn]

nearly pissed myself watching this! LOL

TOTALLY HILARIOUS!

[masterbakery]

Shouldn't they be Hammers?

[jrb1802uk]

Enfield is a gooner, but yes, technically , being cockneys, they should have West Ham shirts instead of Arsenal shirts.

[mardycustard]

hillarious !!!first time ive seen it since it was shown

[SociopathicLust]

I really wish the BBC would broadcast it's comedy to Canada. This is priceless.

[briggles]

1:14 The loo-loo!

[twotoneandy73]

adverts at the start of video clips F OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFF...if i wanted adverts i would watch the tv

[Hysteria98]

telecockneys say... EFF OFF!

[DanRaccoon]

Lucas! Jupitus! Enfield!.....other guy!

[tonibaby12347]

F OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!

[popdiva96]

Well, Im sure the telly tubbys will love this HEY lets send it too em as a birthday Telly for there tubbyz XD

[N4W4ZPRODUCTIONS]

1:47 u can see xxl on there clothes

[lhrlyc]

their

[twotoneandy73]

same again again again

[ImAmWatching]

Are they chanting: "wanker wanker wanker wanker" at the start?

[romfordlad07]

yh they are

[bob5000001]

This is amazing

[MrAran551]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING FOR A SECOUND!! XD

[joheedandcambria]

i love big jugs

[WarzSchoolchild]

I am speechless!

[joheedandcambria]

i have all those arsenal shirts lol

[Parkinson9999]

bi-i-g ju-u-u-gs... ha ha ha

[CaleySaints90]

And @ 2:24 are they bottles of Irn Bru behind the bar?

[jazzyjeff616]

Don't over-analyse it CaleySaints90. just enjoy it for what it is probably.

[CaleySaints90]

I'm not over-analysing it, just curious as I have something of an Irn Bru addiction, and they do look remarkably like Irn Bru bottles. And whose the one with the red Arsenal home shirt on?

[lhrlyc]

who's

[CaleySaints90]

Whose the one in the red shirt?

[lhrlyc]

who's

[ElSpakardo]

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[looneyGz]

Loo loo, lool!

[RockyC123]

thanks for uploading i havent seen this in like 10 years!

[maltijien]

this is hilarious!!!

Is ther no others???

[lhrlyc]

are there

[maltijien]

Dont think so :(

[voiceofreason2008]

a very good parody of one of the most annoying tv shows on the planet!

i like this one better, its a little more erm... mature lol

[unholymoose]

That was a unfunny remake of Harry Enfields scouser sketch.

[speciaIk85]

teletims love beating english teams especially champs league. looking forward to tuesday. woohoo

[speciaIk85]

lmfao

[jrb1802uk]

Whats with the Arsenal Shirts??? Aren't cockney's supposed to be from the East End, so technically they should all have West Ham United shirts instead

[lirahlaine]

brilliant,excellent,i love it,more,

;-)

[holysmoke45]

love the way she say's ' telecockney's love BIG juggs' hahahahahahahaha

[RossOfRochdale]

piss funny

[xIIToMoIIx]

LMFAO ! this is funny as fuck

proud to be cockney (y)

[Ferkoff45]

This shit is so FUCKIN FUNNY it just makes me want to swerve lanes without even looking

[Auriclama]

I saw this one day on the tv in like 2000 or something, so fuckin funny but sadly true heehee.

[madrabit21]

hilarious

[Alnwick07]

That is So Fucking Funny

[mesticoprincesa]

i see harry, matt lucas , phil juptius but anyone know who the fourth is?

[drakesolar]

I love the British XD

[Warunho]

Hmm, I dont care much for the brittish accent.

[bobokk]

fuck off then

[Warunho]

fuck off? I wasn't even talking you you fucktard, and I stopped watching this brittish piece of crap the minute I heard their accent

[bobokk]

i dont give a shit. no one forced you to watch it. now fuck off

[Warunho]

If you dont give a shit then dont talk to me, and you cant tell me to fuck off when you are the one that keeps crying you retard

[bobokk]

i thought i told you to fuck off

[Warunho]

Lol dude you cant tell me to fuck off when you keep replying to me you retarded fuck

[bobokk]

haha, a nickelback fan calling someone retarded!

[Warunho]

You call me retard because of my music taste? Lol you got nothing else to say about the subject so you study my profile, thats just desperate dude, and pathetic.

[bobokk]

There is no subject you fucking idiot. And yes, all Nickelback fans are retards - you're a perfect example

[Warunho]

Not really.. You're a perfect example of retards, because you make absolutely no sense, Now drop it you big crybaby

[bobokk]

why haven't you fucked off yet?

[Warunho]

Why haven't you?

Dude just drop it already.

And yes I'm the kind of guy that always needs the last word, obviously we both are so this can go on forever.

[bobokk]

i feel sorry for you

[Warunho]

Why is that?

[koddswollop]

i know this is strange but are people thought of as a retard if they tend to not make much sense, its relevant to something..

[Warunho]

retard, idiot, moron, same thing, retard use to only mean mental disease but now its concidered an insult rather then a fact

[koddswollop]

so someone could be called a retard when theres nothing retarded going they just dislike that person and could esily call them something instead which has nothing to do with being retarded

[Warunho]

Yup, its fucked up

[koddswollop]

of all the abusive curses i always found freak and retard to be the worst, i didnt mind being called a dick because its obviously not true they just dislike you but when your called freak you start to think,.....im glad you said that tbh.

[burnleyboy01]

o course u dont their southern accents

northern british accents are the best in the world (y)

[tim74660]

Brilliant! Thought Id seen them all.

Never seen that one before!

[ashworth19matt]

Harry Enfield, Matt Lucas, Phil Jupitus and who's the other one??

[TheAnxiousMan]

This one's aged a bit,

[rdgloveshouse]

I luuuuv Mat Lucas

[duanerichardson]

I love this type of Humor!!

[poniesinashed]

You mean humour, you silly person! :-)

[lhrlyc]

humour

[TruckerGarth]

lmao i totally forgot about this sketch!!

[LivingDog94]

Seen this like six times now and it gets better each time. I love the head in the sky. 5*

[LivingDog94]

British Comedy's rule.

Isn't the geezer guy from "Little Britain"? And was this a series or a special on British TV?

Regardless, 5*

[Snotlingfondler]

this is from harry enfield and chums i think

[Robaaaayy]

yeah, thats mutt lucas

[lhrlyc]

british comedy rules

[sharkbate625]

I love the bit where harry enfield and matt lucas have a fight

[bobby472]

LMFAO that was fucking awsome.

[lolguy543returns]

F OFF!!!!

[insidethismind]

why are they wearing arsenal shirts if there cockneys?

[219970]

that's the joke, that lots of people outside london call everyone from london a cockney

[lhrlyc]

if THEY'RE cockneys

[cheesecakeman999]

2 words..

F- OFF!!!!!!!!!

[claynosrac]

The aussie Telestubbies are good but not as funny as this. British humour is some the best there is, and I'm an aussie. So thats saying alot

[gspete1340]

Only just found this...funny as fuck - the dog's bollocks!!

[LGTyler]

god i rember this when i first saw it Bloody funny as hell.

[sleeming88]

BEER GAAAAAAAT!!!

[FlowinEnno]

BOFF!!!

[TheWiseMonkey]

1.35 best moment lmao

Hilarious when stoned

[mtntopcowgirl]

F off!!! ha ha ha

[brunster64]

Great Stuff

[icewooter]

HAhahah XD that's the good stuff

I hate/love that accent, it's so damn ugly but at the same time it's hilarious

[87SaL87]

What's this from???

[DizzyKnux]

bloody cockney men-women-men! Bugger-all Money!!

[nubcaekz]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY ITS PATHETIC YOU SUCK

[00xxacexx00]

Get a kife u moron if u dont like it dont watch it

[nubcaekz]

what is a kife?

do u mean kite?

or knife?

[00xxacexx00]

life*

[theyorkshirewhites]

wife !

[mramo]

your mum is pathetic (in bed) hahah!

[nubcaekz]

see this is the average sense of humour of anyone who likes this shit,"ya mum" i bet you like catherine tate and little britain too.

[mramo]

So give me an example of high quality sense of humour? I bet you watch sad shows that are hosted by Russell Brand! Catherine Tate is shit why would I watch that crap for? Harry Enfield pisses all over Little Britain & Catherine Tate combined! "Have I Got News For You" & "Graham Norton" is quality too - however these shows arent as aligned to your overall sense of humour! 24 years old with a pink background in your profile tells me something disturbing.

[DeathOnTheRoad15]

Yeah, i agree, NMTB hasn't been brilliant this series . . .

[vittuvitunvittu]

Tell me about it. The show misses Bill BIG time!

[DeathOnTheRoad15]

Totally! I mean you wouldn't think to replace Bill with Davina McCall . . .

[ArtfulDawdger]

You forgot two english greats, fawlty towers and red dwarf!

[tim74660]

WHO is Russel Brand?????????

[pigeonshouse]

tim74660 - Russell Brand is a scruffy looking bloke who minces around and brags about singers and actresses he has supposedly shagged.

[TheDodger56]

lolz

[sirofcydonia]

This is bloody brilliant!

[sharkboy214]

telecockney's love to say, f off! classic!

[madmuck69]

llllllloooooooooooooolllllllll­llll

[sammyblot]

bloody great mate!!

[19Tharg76]

bit with enfield's head in the clouds pulling faces, fantastic!

[smidsyonfire]

Quality !!!!!

[BinJumeira5]

looooooooooooooooooooool

[KrazyDude85]

been looking 4 this 4 ages this has made my day

[deeeeeble]

this is a right funny video

[sharkbate625]

this is so funny