Charles: Now first of all, why would anyone turn into a Scotsman?
She: For business reasons?
Charles: No, no! Only because he has no control over his own destiny! Look I'll show you.
Though the English types will rue this ere long because ten years later devolution was introduced and the Scottish National Party is gaining ever more support among the Scots; so the rebirth of Scotland is certainly at hand!
This IS how Scotsmen walk. I've been there several times & they all walk like this (even the women and children). They all leave their huts at dusk in search of broth.
3 people lead perfectly ordinary lives. And not the kind of people to watch one of the most astounding videos in the history of television. So let's forget about them.
i love this skit! its amazing in every way! "He did watch Dr. Philly on the tele." "AH HA! Thats how it starts! Scottishness starts with the small things and works its way up, you see people dont just turn into Scotsmen with no reson at all." ZAP "NO FURTHER QUESTIONS." march march bagpipe bagpipe LOL
SCOTTISH REVOLUTION YA ENGLISH BASTERDS!!!! i told you about the bunny but you wouldn't listen :( oh no it's a harmless little rabbit. JUST LOOK AT THOSE TEETH!!
"Surely, Charles, you're the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another." "So I am!"
I've actually played two-man football with one spectator. Not very fun
The best part about this? Today, Andy Murray is the best British tennis player, and he's you know, Scottish xD
kafata1 1 week ago
I'm Scottish and I love this sketch!! Damn it's funny!!!
MrJackanddan 2 months ago
Ahh, the Brits and their addiction to making fun of Scotland. Probably makes for some of the best comedy I've ever seen.
sqweebs2 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheFullMontyPython
Damn it! Why can't I be that blonde that gets to throw herself all over Graham? I know he's gay, but DAMN is he hot!
armadafanforever 5 months ago
The dialogues about the Scots are utterly wicked:
Charles: Now first of all, why would anyone turn into a Scotsman?
She: For business reasons?
Charles: No, no! Only because he has no control over his own destiny! Look I'll show you.
Though the English types will rue this ere long because ten years later devolution was introduced and the Scottish National Party is gaining ever more support among the Scots; so the rebirth of Scotland is certainly at hand!
FireEyedMaidOfWar 5 months ago
7:24 look at Eric Idle's scarf. Gryffindor.
TheExLeper 6 months ago 2
This is very similar to the beginning of Harry Potter. Did anyone else notice that? I guess J.K. Is a fan.
HERMIONExCANTxDRAW 6 months ago
This IS how Scotsmen walk. I've been there several times & they all walk like this (even the women and children). They all leave their huts at dusk in search of broth.
whitbyjet65 7 months ago
3:45 to 3:47 (pause)
We are The Nation of Domination! Or, new member of New Nexus.
FlukeDogg08 7 months ago
Anyone know the name of the music playing from 4:07 to 4:46?
rredhawk2 7 months ago
I love how the bagpipes start playing for no reason when the people get turn to scottsmen.
TheStapleGunKid 8 months ago
Does anyone happen to know what that bagpipe tune is called, please?
DCLeadboot 8 months ago
I laughed so hard I had a hard time breathing!!
*gets turned into scotsmen and marches to Scotland with fist in the air*
saturnstargirl 9 months ago 2
hahaha first time i saw this i loled sooo high i almost died xD
IFreakSlide 9 months ago
I wish every store had a sign that said McClosed. lol
doctorshifty83 9 months ago
Nazi Scotsman?
vitamincity 9 months ago
Oh god, I actually remember seeing this on the TV
But then I'm older than Highlander
SwindleMonkey 9 months ago
I love this one so much
granger18trains 10 months ago
3 people were turned into Scotsmen.
DavidGaluska 11 months ago
3 people lead perfectly ordinary lives. And not the kind of people to watch one of the most astounding videos in the history of television. So let's forget about them.
MagiMysteryTour 10 months ago
People turning into scotsmen that's complete bull..*Extends fist and marches to Scotland*
Destroyer4292 11 months ago 16
and now a message about keeping your radio on during the night.... keep the radio on during the night! So simple yet so funny
HarryHillMad 1 year ago
"I'll have to do it in two goes!"
TheBlackStar999 1 year ago
4:06 the best part.... but seems so fake... they are at rest initially and then so much movement....
asskigdrive 1 year ago
i love this skit! its amazing in every way! "He did watch Dr. Philly on the tele." "AH HA! Thats how it starts! Scottishness starts with the small things and works its way up, you see people dont just turn into Scotsmen with no reson at all." ZAP "NO FURTHER QUESTIONS." march march bagpipe bagpipe LOL
HorseGal9002 1 year ago
@HorseGal9002 *Doctor Finlay.
silverbiscuit 1 year ago
I grew up in the house at 2.40
1968jumanji 1 year ago
@ 3:45 At least this explains where Valve got it's idea for a Demoman ^__^
mikepalomino 1 year ago 2
@mikepalomino what?
3R1CtheRED 1 year ago
@3R1CtheRED Heh, I guess you've never played the online PC shooter, Team Fortress 2? It's the only other place where I've seen a Black Scotsman.
watch?v=rxps--huGKY
mikepalomino 1 year ago
@mikepalomino i play it a ton, i just didnt get the reference
3R1CtheRED 1 year ago
Did I hear "harry Poter"?
graphattic 1 year ago
anyone know what the bagpipe music is called?
shugotenshi1569 1 year ago
Eric looks so good as a blonde. LoL!
DarkRubberDucky 1 year ago
LOL!New Pudsey Station is a couple of miles from where I live, on the outskirts of Leeds!
neil73 1 year ago
SCOTTISH REVOLUTION YA ENGLISH BASTERDS!!!! i told you about the bunny but you wouldn't listen :( oh no it's a harmless little rabbit. JUST LOOK AT THOSE TEETH!!
hiimgod801 1 year ago 5
oh my god all these years of not leaving my radio on , how stupid have i been!
54psyduck54 1 year ago
Leave your radio on during the night.
Gripweed94 2 years ago 3
I wonder if Andy Murray has seen this.
jimgselder 2 years ago
@jimgselder That's what i though the first time i saw it.
hitthatperfectbeat 1 year ago
I like how the blond chick is flirting with the camera. Great sketch haven't seen it in years.
ctcentralinfo 2 years ago 3
hahahahaha lol :)
pinkgal109 2 years ago
one of the best sketches ever i remember when i was a kid i saw this this and turn every colour laughing absolutely hilarious!
andeyejah 2 years ago
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My least favorite Python bit ever.
Suffered through years of reruns/repeats.
Seems like this episode cropped up more than the others.
"-Move along Move Along -Nothing to see 'ere!"
(ps yet here I am watching this yet again -Shiver me timbers, kiss the black spot!)
will4ward 2 years ago
Brilliant sketc........SCOTLAND!
radeakins 2 years ago
This is my absolute favorite sketch ever!
Wonkapoo 2 years ago
I think Harry Potter was inspired by this sketch:
"Harold Potter" (Harry's name was in the book also confused with "Harold" by the Dursleys) Mr+Mrs Brainsample are a bit like the Dursleys
(perfectly ordinary couple leading perfectly ordinary lives, the sort of people to which nothing extraordinary ever happened)
dekelt 2 years ago 5
And of course, J.K. Rowling is Scottish. (first victim: Harold Potter)
MagiMysteryTour 10 months ago
This has to one of the best Monty Python sketches ever. Especally (excuse my poor spelling) since everyone turns into SCOTSMEN!
DJMEELAR 2 years ago 2
if the greatest and pleasantness is earth then i would be horrified to see other planets...
dovertime16 2 years ago
I'm watching through all the episodes, I just watched season 2 episode 2. This is probably my favourite sketch so far.
GaletheAwesome 2 years ago
best i..i...i
(sudenly scottish music begins to play)
HOOT MAN.
dadogster 3 years ago
best episode of Python EVER. (well, in my opinion. don't attack me. please.)
shootxthexmessenger 3 years ago 39
HAVE AT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
powerslavex18 2 years ago
@shootxthexmessenger I violently agree with you
SwindleMonkey 9 months ago
Lol, hilariously random.
teencomment 3 years ago
GOD this is weird!
MySerpentine 3 years ago
Hey, wasn't that Universe background music used on "The Hilarious House of Frightenstein"? I think on "The Librarian" segment.
El135o 3 years ago
OMG, Graham Chapman actually kissed a girl. 0_0
This does not help my 'trying to ignore Teh Gay'-style crush on him any. X^|
AliceMoving 3 years ago 6
That just shows how great an actor he was :)
Tareltonlives 2 years ago
@AliceMoving He almost seems to enjoy it. ::sigh::
Then again, maybe he's just a good actor. :-)
drobin3149 1 year ago
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VictoriaEatingCake 3 years ago 3
"Angus Podgorney, what DO ye mean?"
("I'll 'ave tae do it in two goes!")
El135o 3 years ago 4
That Scotsman transformation routine is hilarious! I wonder what the bagpipe music's called...
DCLeadboot 3 years ago 3
I actually live in Pudsey and go to that station quite a lot. Class
m1b1r1a1d1y1 3 years ago 3
One of my favorites. I laugh every time somebody turns into a Scotsman
"So let's forget about them"-Love Eric and Graham's reactions
Who plays the bimbo here; Carol or Connie?
5:55-My favorite part
"Surely, Charles, you're the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another." "So I am!"
I've actually played two-man football with one spectator. Not very fun
Tareltonlives 3 years ago
"Who plays the bimbo here; Carol or Connie?"
Neither it's Donna Reading. Although I don't think she plays a bimbo more like an airhead.
ctcentralinfo 2 years ago
Their greatest sketch.
jamaicanlager 4 years ago 3
brilliant! thanks again for uploading this
PrincessOfDestiny 4 years ago 3