Prank Calls

[teloyquude]

:) I hope you called her back and let her in on it.

[TheJrock224]

Lolololololololololo

[Stinkyfart]

I don't know how the Woman kept it together.

[mw3RocKZ360]

the lady was totaly freakin out

[MrBirdpeach]

WEAK

[TheCbc627]

thumbs up if marlin woods is ur best friend

[MrHolyspirit123]

Really diarrhea Really man!

[briceman98]

Ever thought that its a phone call and you don't have to dress up?

[zelda4ever708]

"It was totally by accident like six or seven times I didn't see him laying on the floor and I rode over him with my bicycle" Haha XP

[squidman51]

tequila is my favortie

[teloyquude]

So this is where it all began- the first prank vid from ed? I know it must be because I scrolled through all his uploaded vids by date starting from the earliest, YET it says "A new series of prank calls..." in the description- which implies that there were previous prank calls. Were there some previous prank calls that he deleted then? I really wanted to see the first prank vid.

[RuneeSmart]

Sounda like Mort from family guy <3

[JoesephRonnie]

@RuneeSmart looks it too

[rickey011]

This video marks the new current era of edbassmaster that we all know and love <3

[czaczaja]

why did he dress up when he talks on the phone? HAHAHAHAA

[rejectgirl1]

@czaczaja um he was trying to expoze the character to the people watching the video

[DesignRec]

@czaczaja for the video obviously...

[MrDedede456]

dude are you trying to be like mort from family guy ... cuz its friggin hilarious

[MrRedlettuce32]

halarious how he dresses up even though they can't see him

[snowyman321]

remember they cant see you :)

[Princess4748]

I think you are just FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYY­YYYY

[azazp2]

911 likes hehehehe

[crzyboy12345]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAA

[shawn22432]

i was eating popcorn while watching this and when he said every time i eat the damn thing is staring at me and after that i look down to see that my dog was staring at me!

[ps3isbeastly]

P.E.T.A - People Eating Tasty Animals

[lolalucy14]

Lawls!! This never gets old!!

[nickjonasismylife92]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww poor puppy :((((



[nickjonasismylife92]

omg thats disgusting

[tjmoe1959]

LMFAO, a kid eating a hot pocket , RAN OVER THE DOG WITH A BIYCLE lmfao i cant stop laughing your halarious

[MikeFerg41190]

funny story... when I was 13 I drew a character in art class that looks just like you in this vid.... Im 20 now but that was one of my best drawings funny how it looks like you and I never seen you before

[SkaRocksYea]

LMFAO @ The second call!

[Seventysevenable]

6:01 ROFLMFAO

[BarryEssex]

The second lady was perfect at her job.

[MagicSandwiches]

the reason why she doesn't want to talk about liking diarrhea is because she DOES, but is afraid to admit it. and my goodness, that's just plain nasty. =P

[badsharkgirl]

dude animal abuse is not funny

[Zabu425]

It's so strange not to see him to the finger thing constantly. That is the best part of this character.

[lizrox32]

you sound like the turtle from rockos modern life

[HordeFTL]

@lizrox32 The turtle from Rockos modern life oh you mean rocko....

[lizrox32]

@HordeFTL yaaa haha

[lizrox32]

you sound like the turtle from rockos modern life

[ckamerick]

I don't like dogs looking at me when I'm eating either lol!

[TheM3TaLMeTaLLiCa]

@TexieCornish this is a joke dumbass

[TexieCornish]

LIKE U R VIDS BUT NOT WHEN IT COMES TO ABUSING ANIMALS. NOT FUNNY!!!

[TexieCornish]

NOT FUNNY!!!

[metalmusic0304]

@TexieCornish your a faggot if you think this isnt funny

[killingDarkAngels]

Marlin is the funniest character you have

[CrakrjakzPro]

God... I would be so pissed if I was talking to you over the phone dude. Lol.

[BreA024]

woods is my last name! :)

[GaGa4Sims]

did they call the police on you?

[wcwify]

GAD!!! Hot pocket!

[wcwify]

"I gotta explain it to somebody, I guess"....Let's all say that at some point tomorrow...

[auburn1716trob]

you sound exactly like Sol from the Jerky Boys. Inspiration?

[modelmadness9]

lmfao.

[uncoolvideomaker14]

Hey people go to our video and please leave a comment Call of Duty 2on2 please it's our first video on youtube so please help us out!

[chalmer2wade]

haha!

it went right through!

[laxitup47]

whys he in costume if its a call? haha

[kevinbeldin]

@laxitup47 hes in costume cause it probly helps him get into character

[brandonxd]

@laxitup47 for the video it makes it funnier

[sharkdude07]

ur a rappist

[slimshady19871]

haha funny!! :)

[RufusandDufus]

so marlin rides his bike in his house? lmfao

[thecableguyomg]

great i think diarrhea is cool if ur in the bathroom

[weezybaby772]

AHAHAHAHAHAH siickness entitledd !!!!!

[xsasukaxuchihax]

Whats sad is that someone actually got pissed about those same things and killed their dog. ._.' (<-- PS. I'm not saying your that person so don't misunderstand... O_O)

[MyMusicTwo]

*music* We all need somebody to....* Funny parts that he makes he's prank calls!

Ed is the Best! Make more videos!

[azezaz123]

6 or 7 times on accident LOL

[azernanful]

all watch my channel way better then this comment rate subscribe and ill do it back

[basshunterdota100]

OMG I LOVE UR VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLXX UR SOO FUNNY I MADE AN ACCOUNT JUST TO POST THIS <333 haha

[samater16]

Nice panic attack LOL.

[Mr916jackson]

yall know tht this is am impersination of Marlin the turtle from tht 1 old cartoon show forget wut its called but he is a geeky turtle and there is a kangaroo as the main guy.

[KrunchKryptonite]

@Mr916jackson

Yeah, that was Filbert the turtle from Rocko's Modern Life. An awesome 90s cartoon. And yeah, I agree with you 100%. Marlin is just like Filbert.

[AnthonyKanow]

caall this number for any prank callers call its funnyyy

813-915-1287

[straightupblood]

lmfao that shit brought tears to my eyes ahahaha

[hotrodsniper]

LOL at 5:38!

[boolshmool]

hahah she was gettin worried...  ed, u gotta find that places email link and send em a link to this vid !! they would love it

[krazyfrog12hearts]

haha hilarious

[holakatie727]

so.funny.

[CraziiMonkeh]

cant...stop....laughing LMFAO

[PhillipKawaykla]

Hahahaha oh shit this guy cracks me up

[daviddelizio]

4:34 funniest shit ever

[vietguy808]

accident 7 TIMES so funny

[kittyandclara]

I <3 EDBASSMASTER! HE IS SO FUNNY

[xXeFLgXx]

LMAO!!!! LOLOL sue hanes cause they didnt hold up to thier end of the deal lmao

[sillypooh1]

aaah!-_____-

[justinmp14]

that was hilarious

[RaceToTheFinish500]

XD You're obsessed with diareah! XD

[troysmithcool]

6 or 7 times i didnt see him laying on the floor lol WOW

[Kek2222]

"Let me ask you this, do you like diarrhea?" haha

[jizzay]

HAHAHAAH! OMG! HILARIOUS!

[Aboreddude]

haha :) really funny !

my dogs happy ! OH NO! lol

SIMON SAYS: KEEP DOING PRANK CALLS :)

[MrJollyfuck]

lol

wonderful

very well done

edbassmaster is the funniest man on youtube!!

[pen0rprick]

bahaha defenetely one of his funniest

[blazinginfern0x]

i have to hide when i eat so my dog cant watch me

[MadamFoogie]

That's dangerous. Glad you didn't get busted.

[theamazingboy21]

why is he nervos?

[andruha11234]

@theamazingboy21 watch his other vids...

[MorgyPie123]

@theamazingboy21 because mumbles always says hes nervous. watch his other videos

[MrAezr]

He is putting the face and voice on

Duuh!

[sean007s]

Because a Dog is looking at you while you eat,then it deserves to be put down??? LMFAO!!!!

[nekabell77]

VERY FUNNY.I LOVE THE FACES HE MAKES.

[westridgemattlyman]

lmao!

[THEFARTGOD]

JEWIE LUIE

[arnybuckle]

what kind of idiot continues the conversation and believes this? but it's still sooo funnyy!!!!

[kinasheababy]

just wanted you to know that i watch all your videos..and signed up on here just so i can tell you your the funniest person i know..well i dont know you but i wold love to know u

[snakecake100]

@kinasheababy Dont bother he is married hahaha

[coachtony48]

lolololololol

[tylerizcool2]

we all need somebody to lean on!!! haha

[xXAV101Xx]

lmao rofl

[littleritchie]

Marlin Woods is the funniest person ed does

[islamjam]

lol

[FlyinRyan1985]

The minute the vet said we'll come to you, thats exactly what came to my mind, their gonna call the cops, lol! funny shit

[123bobbx]

lol

[tmsheets]

let me ask ya this, do you like diarea?

[magicman9438]

i have to let him heal up first before i bring him so i dont get arrested! LULZY

[congero21]

lol jajajajaajaja luv it

[BR33ZYF0SH33ZY]

omg! i loved this!!!

the ending was hilarious.

[Booustied]

Lol it was a accident i only ran him over 6 or 7 times

[MinatoNamikazeSenpai]

LOL.

I cried from laughing so much, at the end.

ahhahaha

[ilovenaltsvideos]

lol

[palermo131]

Great vid, but "Woods" is not a Jewish name.

[RaiderX0277]

Did u tell the girl at the vet that it was a joke?? Cus i'd be sad if someone called me saying stuff like that... bout a dog being put down cus hes licking you.. :[

And the bicycle part :'{

[TheTazok]

LOL at 2:32 , Such an irrelevant question. "Let me ask you this, do you like diarrhea?"

[HILLSTER16]

@TheTazok

that was hilarious.



[RaginCajunAsian]

go after Nissan too

[MajinAbu]

lol he knew the song in the begining. lmao

[amusliu13]

they're gonna call the cops, they're gonna call the cops lol

[aftermathfool]

Haha, the ending was awesome!

[HomeIncomeBusiness]

this is a real farblungeter yid. haha!

he has pain and suffering becuase had a jewish mother that always spoke about her pain..hahahhaha!!!

i love it!

[lapapapa]

Hahaha I loved how your eyes went like 0.0 after she said "Hold on a second."

[addieroxrev09]

lol. marlin's always sick and pitiful .. lol hilarious

[n0rwayDude]

kinda lame, lol but i like it:D

[maulcs]

So did you base this character off the turtle from you-know-where? I find it hard to believe that it is a coincidence.

[DudeThatsSic]

Roccos modern life :DD

[Bradsworld1]

GO  AUSSIES!

[kjm1225]

no not this character its Dody

[flexwheelR]

bassmaster, go dam. You are TOOOOO good with your characters. You play them made good that this marlin woods, i keep thinkin he's real and i hate him for sum reason. Nice bassmaster!

[munchies7hxc]

you sound like the turtle from rockos modern life

[thelizardboy]

I thought that too!!!

[Bradsworld1]

SAME HERE!

[wannabeastarrover]

''do you like diareah'' lol! ''id rather not comment on that'' id expect a no hehe such is when they want to say what they want they got to follow a job script and be a robot

[Flamingrivers]

the second one was gold!

[CardinalSin74]

I still gave 5 stars, but the second prank was only somewhat funny, because you KNOW there are some jackasses out there that are really like that!

[masteroffajitas]

Oh man, my favorite character hands down. Moire of these would be awesome.

[XxAshley28xX]

she was quiet.. wonder if shes pressing mute and cracking up..like us lol

[ROYALNOZGUL]

This second part prank call with the dog is the best prank call you have done with this character. EVER.

[shadowcat228]

OMG! This was awesome. And I love the "do you like diarrhea?" "It was an accident like 6 or 7 times I didn't seem him lying on the floor and ran over him with my bicycle"

[SPSW0LVES]

hahahah accidently ran over him with my bycycle

[keohal85]

lmfao!

[agonise]

MORE of this! LOL

[CeeJayJA]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL! lollollolololololololololol

[mwarrior17]

lol you grossed her out x]

[narutokurosaki4]

o gawd YOU GUYS ARE GUNNA CALL THE COPS ON ME!! GOOD BYE I KNOW YOUR ADDRESS EHHHHH

[cholulasaucehot]

he walks a little crooked

[litigants]

LOL at 0:04

Nice singing Marlin.

:DD

[phantomdoodler]

very rockos modern life. so awesome

[futballerash21]

I have the same problem I ran over my dog with my bike 6 or 7 times

[illilifilirx]

omg so funny

[king0fkingz88]

aww plz keep making more videos u need to be on tv becuz u are truly gifted

[evilchicken112233445]

lol now thats a prank kall

[greengrapes221]

that was awesome!!! act like u abuse it lol, she was totally freaked out! u ran over him with ur bike lol nicely done 2 funny, 6 or 7 times!

[Rakesh4502]

omg thats some crazy dog prank

[AdamBishop0]

i have diarrhea almost every day.

[thisissparta999]

that is very unneeded please don't mention that again

[Jwbagz21]

This is funny as seeing as though I love animals, Michael Vick, Edbassmaster and Im from PETA headquarters Norfolk, VA lol!!!

[TheERGO]

jajajajajajaja

[MrVulgaris]

Who doesn't like diarrhea?

[jujumagumbo21]

and so the prank call saga begins.