Obama's Fist Bump: America's Handshake

[9137r0]

why do miami bump takes so long o.O

[undeadpresident]

The Bump is superior to the hand shake because you don't have to deal with sweawty palms which spreads germs and is gross. Bowing is better still because it requires no contact.

[Biselvon]

best video evaar

[mobattlecat]

Obama bumped his wife after accepting the DNC nomination. LOL!!!!

[MiniMackeroni]

It's cold, 'eh?

[HardbeatAcolyte]

We don't call it the bump anymore, now we call it the terrorist fist jab

[ZX2ManDave]

Now niggas want to give Obama credit for inventing the fist bump. Barack Obama was the first black president. Barack Obama invented the airplane. Barack Obama invented the fist bump.

Please. We were doing this years ago and we called it Hitting the rock.

[Frostbite720]

my history teacher thought this was called FISTING LMAO!

[jcmcc450]

1:39 is fail. Total fail from the females end.

[Fallout3Questions]

Miami bump lmfao

[maxiflo]

Stop the hate, this shit is funny.

[danaemarie483]

Corpse Bump? lmao =D

[NegroidCulture]

Mein Bumpf

[DeckedTigerUnit]

LOL ahah bump the dead

[ImBoyCryWolf]

Why does everyone hate each other so much? People are stupid, man.

[eternity899]

@ImBoyCryWolf well where do i start

ill just say the most obvious

they are afraid of the differences

[PivotB3stZ]

@ImBoyCryWolf Because people like you stereotype everyone and then call them stupid.

[ImBoyCryWolf]

@PivotB3stZ right. that makes sense...

[tyu198]

i /b/umped your mother last night.

[ZeroSkateboarder91]

really u were there 2

[IFUCANTCME]

First off white supremacist pieces of shit don't understand black culture outside of what they dictate it to be. Mainly with infantile savage assumptions. Secondly, when the fist bump happened the white supremacist ashkenazim media was angry about it. WHY? Because anytime blacks show something new to them outside of what they've conditioned us to be they have to demonize it UNTIL they can find a way to steal it and then present it as if it's something new. They've been doing it for centuries.

[tyu198]

Fuck off, nobody cares IFUCANTCME, i can, your a newfag... Whoop de fuckin do.

[IFUCANTCME]

Who said anything about a newfag whatever that is. You have a hardtime comprehending sentence structure taught in the second grade. Go do some more drugs and keep living in your sand box.

[J0ASH]

gtfo newfag.

[lennic95]

The Miami bump! LOL

[valglass12]

fist bump...GHETTO!

[RLAS123]

This is not America's handshake! I'm not drinking the Kool-aid! Michelle is not

Jackie Kennedy!

[hobojoe1159]

GO MIAMI!! LOL

[jar0fdirt63]

don't bump the dead

[JM111787]

LOL, this is cute, good job mate. I like the pop and lock myself.

[Heathalessyl]

Yeah... the Miami bump was a little offensive...

Oh well. Everything is offensive to someone. No big deal to poke fun at us.

[fivebythree]

bump n' thump is my fave :)

[Jesusaramis]

LOL.

[PeepsRule123]

ok that miami one is offensive to us floridians...... that is so true but its still offensive.

[RevolverPhantom]

The "don't bump the dead" was hilarious.

[blacktigerwu]

Oh he supposed to be dead I thought he was sleep LOL

[FILLMAFFfan]

awesome

[sargentballz]

this is racist

[leanonme1]

Obviously racist... those bastards...

[kdidley]

how is it racist?

[sargentballz]

Only a black man would understand, keep your prejudice arguments to yourself I'm just a messenger.

[kdidley]

oh. well, i'm not a black man so i guess that explains why i can't find any racism in this video

[Shoshanna100]

I'm a white chick and I understand... Its fucking appalling. I hate prejudice :(

[Sexcimele]

i laughed soo much i cried!!! :D hahahaha

[marcaGeronis]

The "fist bump" is a way Michelle reminds Obama to shape up and follow her instructions which are based on COMINTERN, black militancy,& anti-USA/Europe directives. Often when Barack Hussien Obama Jr starts going back to his Muslim inclinations due to early upbringing Michelle uses the "fist bump" to remind Obama that the goals are Marxist-Leninist, with Maoist cult-of-personality. The "Little Red Book" instead of the Koran book.

[jaibirdie730]

you're so broken.

[freakman99]

poor brits ,have to stand by while aliens spiral their once great country to the 3rd world. thats what socialism does.

[nicole777777777]

retarded get a life, although a bit funny at the same time

[gophomaxx]

The handshake was elaborated into a ritual series of body moves and hand gestures in the latter years of the '60s. It has receded into the simple bump.

[FDanNYPD]

you brits are fuckin annoying

[ImBoyCryWolf]

Lol, you guys take stuff too seriously.

[ApocalypsePlough]

I watched the video, then checked out the comments, thinking they would be rather benign, forgetting, of course, that any video on YouTube eventually devolves into anti-American rants.

You could have a video about toast, and the comments would turn into either racist or anti-American rants.

I liked the video, btw, thought it was clever and funny, and don't hate Americans because of it.

[choleracol]

fuck off yank

[gregyman49]

rofl boy did I piss ole choloblackie off or what ? lol your pathetic. hey dumbass dixie/inbred is from the south. Im a fucking yankee.and America shits on you you fucking worm .

[fishywood]

yankies are the people in america that real men hate.poeple from the south are the people who are proud and traditional and respected.they get called inbread but they are respected.take it from a canadian the whole world hates yankies even other americans.i love america but osama hit the right city.all yanks should be chocked with the confederate flag.

[gregyman49]

what a dumb fuck you are. can't even spell. well you got it half right asshole. the south shoulda won the civil war Ill give ya that. but they didnt .now were a country choking on mutts from other countries . but at least were not marksists like you poor bastards. everyone knows what pussies live in canada . but you gave the world hockey so I fogive you. hey how bout those redwings winning your cup. rofl. the world hates yankees cuz theyre the best and everyone knows it.

[fishywood]

first dumb american hockey was brought to lake winnipeg from norway.second ask that stupid "yankee" matt sarah if the canadian george saint pierre is a pussy or are 4 of his ribs still broke.third the red wings bought the cup as they always do,but how many are even american.u should spell it yanky it would suit u jerk offs better.if u think your the best remember that the next time someone attacks a building. maybe one of your family will be there and youll know if people think your great too.

[freakman99]

ahahahahaha did I hurt your feelings?

[choleracol]

fuck off you cunt

[gregyman49]

well said freak. America fuck ya. the rest of the world dont get it never will man. but we have to go save them all when their asses are in trouble.the reason all free countries are free is because of America you dumbasses.you'd all be speaking German if not for us so stfu!

[choleracol]

Yes..... that's why you fucking yanks have multiple choice exams, and voted clown Bush into power TWICE. Go whistle dixie you inbred piece of shit.

[freakman99]

ok listen up clowns and learn. America is shit now becasue we let in to many muts that wont speak english and ruined our culture. the truth is that the rest of the world is Americas urinal. thats the way it is sorry. we piss all over the world because we can. and your all a bunch of fucking haters. so hate on. if America was to throw out all the mutts clogging it up from other countries then white America could be great again. also fist bump has been around for decades. Obama didnt make it up!

[choleracol]

You're a fuckin prick. Yank trash with no class. Go fuckin fall under a monster truck or something.

[Loomlumloom]

America is shit

[silentblackhat]

america is full of ignorant, narrow-minded people. I know, I live there and i get to experience it every day from others:-(

[indecisiveharmony]

Fist Jab cool. I like to call it a Bump.

[ngarey]

*TERRORIST FIST JAB*

=P

[choleracol]

fuck off lamo

[hatesasuke]

ya i know u white old republicans don't know this, but we kinda live in a city/gangsta era... we do the bump to feel gangsta/city material. obama was just doing it for fun, or to show off his blackness.

[johnnymo221]

WARNING DON'T BUMP THE DEAD

[mrtheblr]

oh shuttup about the politics and fox and crap

please

but bumping isnt all that

noone i know bumps u do da slap n slide then pound if necessary

if mccain did that hed get my vote

[random0815]

funny but wrong! as the scholars at fox news pointed out this gesture is actually the infamous "terrorist fist jab"!

[hollafied]

In Europe they call the bump the American handshake!

[choleracol]

American handshake = wanking off to the fucking rodeo. yank scum

[pinguinkip0]

ya right

[paintball164]

LOL

[shaunmfsinclair]

LMAO!!! love it

[vaundawg]

"don't bump the dead" actually made me laugh out loud. ohhhh, shit that was good

[kurosakiKun23]

lol the miami bump!

[0lonnie0]

that was great :D

[23kobe24]

itz real talk man. itz true sh^^ boy!...

[Pancake0o]

The Miami bump -> XD

[ryons1]

how that i know how to bump, i can succeed in life! lol

Video jug rocks

[qwerty200202]

wow lol funny

[ifgodb4m3th3nyumad]

Bump like an american lol

[johnnymo221]

Miami bump

[snowpants73]

Hilarious.

[longz654321]

this is so funny

[sarroth]

Don't use the bump too much, though; apparently in doing so, some people may think you are using a gang sign or are acknowledging yourself as a terrorist. I'd hate for your reputation to be tarnished because people who cover news in this country have no intelligence.

[nesseline]

How could you make sth funny out of a fist bump..? lol, you did.

[BeeSoe1]

I usually high five girls to flirt with them, and i usually fist bump dudes because its the easiest hand shake

[kandigirl80]

for you obama haters!!!GIVING HIS WIFE SUM DAP IS NOT WORSE THEN CHEATING ON HER AND GETTING HEAD IN THE OVAL OFFICE GET REAL PEOPLE IT WAS JUST A HANDSHAKE!!!!!!

[justcallmesoso]

wow...who know that the bump had history? <so after the civil war, it was a peace sign?

[photodube]

I give this video the bump.

[FuxMurdoch]

Kool!

[fyrsistr]

That's the wrong Miami bump. We only have sexy women and gorgeous men here. Maybe you should have called it the West Coast Florida bump...

[kdidley]

hahaha don't bump the dead :) nice

[AggressiveDisorder]

lol Check out a video on how Fox News COMPLETELY overhyped that hand bump! They're such 'tards.

[keychautadotcome]

obama/michelle bump was just as corny as they come, if you look at obama s face at that moment was neutral cos he knew that was not etiquette and i m sorry obama has taken an etiquette class which he portrays all the time good but that dab was cheezy/corny/unecessary or maybe thats how they communicate!!dabs in the white house??only in America

[carnyasada]

Proper punctuation not only shows that you've been educated, it helps your reader figure out what the heck you're talking about.

[keychautadotcome]

read the comment again, it is understandable and precise, THATS WHAT GOT YOU MAD!!!! SIMPLY because you understood and evidently you are an obama lover!!! his policies are NO DIFFERENT, read before you get caught up in the 'hype' to take up his battles!!!thats why yal vote for the wrong president yr after yr read his policies, i now see where Tavis Smiley is coming from!!! anything goes!!! as long as it looks and sounds good!!get fooled by yourself and do your homework

[tinaaa07]

lol love this

[Ezcut]

lol,

[DieKazze]

And COOL ^^

[nzingamina]

lol...the Miami bump...loved it.

[far4rmperfect211]

Loved it! =)

[Astaroth267]

that... was awesome!

[MuyAmigo]

LOL

[glitterdiva15]

wow i didnt know they would make such a big deal about a simple fist bump

[swimteamizzle1114]

ow my arthritis!

[yourcamden]

It seems a new form of masonic handshake......

[Natashabo920]

don't bump the dead

[jjstar12]

hilarious AND Patriotic

[ImbaNub]

nitheeeeee  (nice)

[CSSpl4yer]

never knew there was that much behind the "Bump"!

[blackkidh]

lol cool

[fullcatdemon]

bump! bump like an american...what about other countries? o.o

[KINGDOMoftheORION]

I love the cow mooing in the midwest bump.

[00LazyCheese00]

LOL

[blackberryjuice1]

Obviously someone from the Obama camp produced this video.

[KiloHoplite]

i like the safe bump, gonna start doing that

[essayn]

coooooll!! lol

[KevWillow7]

the saucy snap hahahahaha thats genius haha!

[xeniak]

the miamia bump was the best lol loved this video, great job!

[Blue387]

Did you mention in 1972 when Nixon bumped Mao in China?

[chaoticon]

serious??

[Blue387]

Yes, and Kissinger bumped Zhou Enlai.

[Excelion333]

Fox News tried to make Obama look bad because of the fist bump I think it actually makes him look cooler.

[commentercritic]

LOL Don't over indulge.

[allansfriend]

Yeah well, it's alright, but it not the "Moe, Larry and Curly" bump. YUK-yuk-yuk! ~Tammi~

[newclips]

lol wild turkey bump!!

[williamdouglasb]

Great job!

[paulmaravelias]

Keep this!

youtubekeeper(dot)com

[randommonkeycrap]

Don't bump the dead... lol

[papaduck91]

LOL XD

[bartek0666]

lmao .... the miami bump xD

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[CagedBird88]

LOOOOL!!!

[stickyburley]

LOOOOOOL! XD

i will not bump like an american!

i bump like a brit! Duhhhhhh!

[manuelusonista]

-.-

[GangstaClown678]

lol... presedential canidate Barack Obama bumped his wife...

[UsagiChan86]

LOL bumpin the dead..lmao!!

[nyce2meetu]

LOOOOL

[solidsarris135]

nice

[Jeremyadmin]

LOL Awesome

[Nate8Jack]

NICEE

[gidawg23]

miami bump my nigas!!!!!!!!!!!1

[dylna1]

ok.

[gasmath]

Lol they gave props to Canadians with the "Northeast Bump"; the "eh" is soo Canadian... so then why is it American?

[SuperNeeko]

hahahahhh!!!

[XDominationStationX]

this is awesome!!

[darthirule]

rofl the miami bump

[Kipfan410]

this was great!!!!

[TitaniumShovel]

wooo i love videojug