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  • >putting your pop in the freezer

  • ron paul 2012

  • @zgamerazer Because he's not in any way as insane as the other candidates.

  • @excalibur183 You're right. He isn't.

  • @ChiefsFan581 That doesn't mean I think he's the better candidate. Less insane, it's true, but while the other Republican candidates injure through malice, Ron Paul injures through inaction.

  • @excalibur183 You should probably look up what he did in the House. Go ahead. Even look up the bills he's introduced.

  • @ChiefsFan581 I have. Bills that would revoke the right of the court to hear cases on same-sex marriage and abortion. Bills that would define life as beginning at contraception. Bills that would eliminate the income tax.

    I'm still not impressed.

  • @zgamerazer This.

  • I think I cried over that dr. pepper :,(

  • I completely agree with the toothpaste statement

  • I'm still laughing really hard about the toothpaste bit XD

  • Ron Paul is too sane for the Reps

  • NEW VIDEO:

    "Obama's Jobs Act"

    Here's what President Obama would have LIKED to have said.

    WARNING: F-bomb and Sh-bomb!

    (This video ends on a serious note, providing links to contact your Senators and Reps)

    CLICK ObamaSnippetsDotCom

  • Ron Paul 2012. Obama has showed no change which his campaign of lies was all about.

  • Obamas already got this. He's won

  • Not the dreaded puddle disappearance! D:

  • love the warren buffet pic overlaying the dark knighks burning money pile

  • That sun science story is just ridiculous. This is why I hate science...

  • @d3m0t3re56 Without science, there would be no Youtube. XD

  • @HiIeric117 lol ya

  • I will be casting my vote to reelect Obama in 2012 and further obliterate his fuck life. lol The Buffet one was good too.

  • I always suspected that the cause of my sweating was that fiery sphere in the sky, thanks for clarifying Onion News!

  • OBAMA 2012 !!

  • Seriously guys, forget the petty politics and start worrying about that damn star hovering over head!

  • lol @ Warren Buffet

  • The whole Obama bit actually seems pretty plausible.

  • ViperstudiosNG = NoClue

  • @willypdyer EXACTLY! HES SPEWING FOOLISHNESS!

  • @formless777 you have just successfully summed up my opinions. Finally someone who gets it right

  • Until "The One" has his own 'Bitch in the Ditch' (Ciny Shehan)...I don't wanna hear it.

  • Rock On Barak !!

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  • Fuck this broadcast. The sun is a liberal conspiracy!

  • @ViperstudioNG:

    The only 'fail' here is YOU .

  • They really summarize GOP's agenda very well....

  • I finally know why my puddles kept disappearing.

  • Why is Ron Paul getting so much support on the internet? Freedom is popular and the internet is the purest form of a free and open society, all of which Ron Paul advocates. Today is the day that America awakens. It is up to we the PEOPLE to answer the call of liberty and not the controlled media. Ron Paul is doing big things for the people and so the burden falls on our generation to spread the word! thumbs up for others.

    R[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution

  • @quangngy Except for the part where he technically isn't. His platform may sound nice, but Congress is the one who makes the laws and such. Not the President.

  • @quangngy Gary Johnson is just as good without the religious crazy.

  • @quangngy Because you don't need to be very smart to use the internet.

  • :) they take political correctness and actually make it accurate and all-encompassing.

    *sigh*.. if only making fun of politics was the norm.. instead of lying about it.. with a serious face.

    i want to ask all politicians, "why so [gotdamn] serious?"

  • STING EM BOY

  • Also, u do know the Onion is satire, right?

  • @zeitgeist1958 No, the Onion is the real deal... if you think CNN, MSNBC, and FOX are real then this is just as real and every bit as relevant to the viewer.

  • @hermosafish, maybe because u said .."put in prison the rest of his life..." When the constitution says "execution"? Your rant sounds like an exact regurgitation of Rush Limbaugh. For one thing, the man is not Communist. Obviously u dont even know the definition of communism. The guy is not even far left. Why dont u look at the facts and form an educated opinion, ok dear?

  • And I do not support any conservative or Republican who would administrate contrary to the constitution. And by the way, why do you assume I was ignorant of the facts when it comes to the prescribed penalty for treason?

  • The administration and the president himself either do not understand the constitution or completely disregard it. All the evidence supports the latter since the communist community organizer in chief is supposedly a "constitutional scholar". And support for an administration or any elected or appointed official who intentionally disregards the constitution and subverts the security and well being of the country and its citizens as they are oath bound to do makes you an idiot.

  • OBAMA 2012!!!

  • NO THAT POOR SODA!!!!

    Somebody save it!!! It's so sweet and delicious!!

  • I fully support the complete destruction of every aspect of Obama's life. That communist piece of garbage is guilty of treason and should be tried and put in prison for the rest of his miserable life. And that sour pig-whore he is married to should be kicked down a flight of stairs.

  • @hermosafish Well, I assume you have never read the constitution, for if you did, you would know the constitutionally mandated punishment for treason is execution. You swear by a document you've neither read nor understand. That, sir, makes you an idiot. Congratulations.

  • Awesome.

  • shake that Laffy Taffy

  • That poor little Dr. Pepper. :'( I feel your pain.

  • 1:20 Bahahahahaha so true!

  • Warren Buffet's money burning was from the Dark Knight, right?

  • Can we all agree that politicians will break promises and eventually make things worse because they are too worried about what the other guys are doing instead of what's best for the American people?

  • Has anyone seen this app? Search "BankOFloat App" in google. Freakin' hilarious!

  • Rex Ryan's mouth is officially open for the 2012 season... lol 

    Hey, you know how to keep a New York Jet out of your front yard? Put up goal posts!

  • the mayan propheficy predicts obama 2012 = END OF DAYS! lol

    please no more of this NO-CHANGE liar named Berry Soetoro aka Barack Hussien Obama.

  • @mrtundra45 oh, get over yourself.

  • @Jjjazzj4 what has this got to do with ME? ..... you seem bitter perhaps.

  • @mrtundra45 We have 3 branches of govt. here in the States. Don't be simplistic.

  • @mrtundra45 using his middle name like that just makes you look like a total dumbass. You know just because your first or middle name is "Hussein" does not make you the antichrist :S. Stop ripping off Limbaugh.

  • @IcyScythe antichrist? ....what kind of conspiracies are you on? lol

    my comment was a joke anayways..........

  • I hate hot vinyl car seats, we should ban them.

  • god i love this shit!

  • Noooo... Im here for u soda..

  • @Formless777

    When Bush took office 10 years ago, the country had a $5 trillion deficit. In his 8 years, with a war might I add, the deficit swelled to $8 trillion. In 8 years Bush let it go up by $3 trillion. In less than 3 years, Obama has let the deficit balloon to $14 trillion. That is a $6 trillion increase in less than 3 years. Obama needs to be impeached.

    I understand you Lib's thought this man was GOD, I am sorry that your bubble was busted. He's just a robot that stops talking as soon a

  • @paulstrong123

    Yeah, but remember that Bush's time was up shortly after the economy went up in flames (thanks deregulated OCDs!), and not only has Obama inherited two wars and tax breaks for the rich (how's that job creation going?) which he hasn't removed from around his neck... but he also has to deal with 16.6% (actual) unemployment

    That's a lot of lost tax revenue (housing, sales, wage, etc), and a lot of unemployment insurance payments to make for a double-whammy. 2bln in Illinois alone.

  • @paulstrong123

    Hi, I'm a citizen of the rest of the world. I just thought it might be important to mention that this is a joke video, and the views represented here are for parody purposes. Its ok though, its easy to confuse this with other ligitimate american news shows, like FOX for example, so I understand the confusion. I hope this clears it up :D

  • omg there's a giant nuclear reactor just outside our planet!? Someone has to do something! Terrorists are building reactors in space that affect our entire planet's climate!

  • lmao, this was a really good one. I was laughing out loud the whole time :)

  • you know your not awkward to be around when your biggest concern is rescuing that poor can of soda rather than whining about political issues on the internet

  • omfg!!! you guys are not human! u are genius!

  • Give me a Break!

    This is Obama's Economy.

    BUSH had the flat tire, Obama Ran the car off the Grand Canyon! Big Difference! He has had Three years! He has Destroyed the American (worlds) Confidence!

    Time for this "Community Organizer" to go back to the streets Chicago! :-0

    Please, let's all band together and Vote him out in 2012! :-)

  • @paulstrong123

    Total bullshit !  When Obama came to power there was already 13 trillion worth of debt left over from Bush. At least he knows that if you want to avoid shattering an economy you need to spend your way out, not like the teabaggers, who seem intent on dragging the US into the 3rd World like where they live in Alabama.

  • @formless777 I am sorry but at this point if you still support Obama then you are completely ignorant. Using ignorant in its correct context as someone who knows nothing about something.

  • @ViperstudiosNG

    For you to be claiming I am ignorant when I have offered some actual evidence to support my position and you have literally nothing but insults to fall back on is frankly hilarious.

  • @formless777 Evidence like the Failed stimulus? The Failed unconstitutional Obamacare? The failed war on Libya? The failed, not pulling out of middle east like he was going to say? The failed attempt at lying about killing Binladen? The failed attempt to keep unemployment under 8%?

  • @ViperstudiosNG

    Healthcare reform is not unconstitutional, you're just plain wrong about that. "Failed" war in Libya ? Last I heard Tripoli had fallen and Gaddafi's forces were pretty doomed. Bin Laden is dead, there is no lie. As to the economic woes, that's the Bush legacy, and the systemic damage is not going to be fixed any time soon by anyone, the teatards will only make it worse because they don't understand the complexity of what they are dealing with.

  • @formless777 Yeah but it was crappy health care reform that forced people to pay for it unconstitutionally that would cost more than it is worth. The war on Libya was failed because we spent money on it and got nothing out of it, Obama committed a war crime without congress's approval. Was Binladen killed in the raid or was dead years ago? Obama is much worse at the economy than bush because 5 tril was national debt that bush spend in 8 years and 6 tril is what Obama spent in less than 3.

  • @ViperstudiosNG I'm not sure where to start with this one but the health care plan will save money down the road, the CBO states this. Unless of course thats some vast left wing conspiracy out to scare you!!! The war against libya knocked out a terrorist dictator. Bin Laden was killed and top republicans were shown his photos why you dont hear complaining about this. You want to cut the debt? Well Obama was saddled with these massive wasteful tax cuts to the wealthiest two percent, start there

  • I know this is a joke because Obama and the Republicans are allied against the middle class and retirees.

  • loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

  • The Warren Buffet part killed me.

  • @SwordSaint892 I want that as my desktop background!!!

  • LOL whats funny is that "More time to ruin obamas life* is most likely what they want....

  • I don't know about you guys, but the cackling Warren Buffet story was the best.

  • @swaryne "It's not about moneyyy; it's about sennnding a message."

  • @swaryne

    It's tied with the disappearing puddle mystery finally being solved, if you ask me.

  • Fantastic. It took them awhile to get it right, but these weekly reviews are now very good, and provide a good laugh. Before, it made me cringe and how bad they were.

    TY ONN.

  • I wondered what happened to puddles. Now I know. Thanks ONN !!!

  • Hahaha, the bit about the sun was hilarious!

  • There's something to this 'star in the middle of our solar system' story. The ball of light in the sky, as we call it in our town, is also responsible for turning white skin to very light brown skin. Please keep up informed, Onion!

  • puddle disappearance :)

  • @wyecee shut up.

  • epic!

  • @BobDole128 Go fuck yourself nigger defender.

  • @wyecee wow i dident see the other guys comment so you just look really racist right now how bout you think before you type

  • Oh god. The line about toothpaste legitimately cracked me up. It's the little things that make me love this site.

  • Cmon who dint laugh at the first 5 seconds of the video?

  • what does he say at 1:13? "_______ seats?"

  • @rajibdavid "hot car seats"

  • @Bobthepilotguy oh, so obvious, thank you!!!

  • the onion gives me hope in humanity.

  • ONN, when it comes time to select a supreme overlord of all megacorporations, I will remember you.

  • ""Laffy" Taffy" on every stone at ground zero

    I once saw a video of one of the onion people being interviewed, and they said that if they aren't getting hat mail they aren't doing their job. They are doing their job exceptionally well.

  • That was a far better review than I deserved.

  • lmao the Warren Buffet thing was hilarious.

  • fucking awesome one onion

  • Ever since they changed the narrator for "week in review", these things have gotten better and better.

    This was the best one yet; absolutely hilarious.

  • This is utterly ridiculous. Who would leave a can of Dr. Pepper behind?

  • wow now i wanna try that amount of toothpaste....

  • youre right, i didnt deserve that. 

  • the sun part was crazy funny!

  • The only week in review I've liked.

  • I believe that's actionable.

  • Best week in review yet!

  • I love the cackling warren buffet thing made my day a hell of alot brighter

  • "In other news, using the amount of toothpaste shown in commercials is a disgusting experience,..."

    Lmfao, awesome

  • So that's what that ball was. They told me it was jesus...

  • hit and miss

  • Hahaha the part about the Sun made me crack up :P

  • They make it way too ostentatious that it's fake

  • A black "lemon" socialist idiot who's turned America upside down. A tribute to 1776 as Obama's approval rating at 17%, and DISapproval at 76%. Action whispering softer than words. There's NOTHING wrong with our economy? His speeches are about getting annoying.

  • @wyecee your writing is suprisingly epic. Bombastic and raving like a helpless sheep with no real opinions. Numbers and statisctics that could be as real as a sorority girl’s friends on facebook. Slanderous yet cowardly words harbor no weight to anyone who thinks YouTube is important, because no one does. Grammar errors show you don't really care about you either.

    I think you were taught english by the ultimate warrior.

  • @1337n0mad who the fuck cares how some1 spells on the internet

  • @wyecee What drugs are you on?

  • that Warren Buffet shot was superimposed over a shot from The Dark Knight

    NOLAN NOLAN NOLAN

  • great gabs of gubbalily goo

  • And ruin his marriage by 2016 lol

  • I still don't think the GOP is going far enough. I want to see them make Pres. Obama curse the day his mother made him and regret every decision that got him to the top. I want to see Obama cooped up in a trashy apartment, drinking his pain and driving his family away. A broken man devoid of the life that once filled his eyes, whose hopes and dreams burn and wither away like a smoldering piece of shit at his doorstep; A constant reminder of the years that took his happiness away.

  • All thier asking in the first week, and all thier telling in the next. LMAO

  • Now the GOP makes sense. Thanks Onion!

  • poor obama

  • Old narrator was better.

  • OUTRAGEOUS, there is little to no evidence that a star can cause hot car seats or puddle disappearance, its clearly another lie from the GOP/liberal agenda just like global warming.

  • Even though this is satire its appalling how true the message behind this video is. Its despicable how both parties would rather bitch and gridlock each other than serve the nation they are under OATH to serve. Congress is driving the US to the ground. Mainly the GOP and their stubbornness.

  • lol, if the GOP can't beat Obama they can beat on him.

  • This new narrator guy is really good.

  • the world would be a better place if everything the onion said was actual news

  • The warren buffet thing was fucking hilarious.

  • The thing about tooth paste has been bothering me for years. It's about damn time somebody says something. Now if they would just point out the insanity of the razor commercials.

    You just can't shave against the grain like that. It's insane. I would bleed to death in 5 seconds if I dragged a razor all the way up my neck and to the tip of my chin.

  • puddles made me laff

  • @yomammaspoodle yes, so obviously the overlords are the republicans. Makes perfect sence. And i am a republican and i still think this is funny

  • @yomammaspoodle And forcing people to buy what the government wants them to buy isnt a dictatorship at all! Taking control of peoples lives is fantastic!

  • @Mattmc777777

    You should look at the free market healthcare they have in China. It is not too shabby, and it is inexpensive.

    Of course if you don't have money up front, they will let you die in the street. You can't even get INTO the ER.

    If we just eliminated the whole requirement to treat anyone who walks into an ER, the problem would be solved.

    But since we do treat anyone, then everyone is by definition, in the market. You cannot opt out.

  • @yomammaspoodle yes, because those fantastic democrats and obama are just makin everything fantastic!!!! Man i just love where they are taking the economy. I love being trillions of dollars in debt! Hurray!

  • A star you say? I like the christian explaination better. It is gods flashlight...

  • Ah, I love theonion. :)

  • Warren Buffet's fortune was the cause of the heatwave! Fire makes heat! And heat is even in the word heatwave!

  • hahha the toothpaste thing is so true

  • @iliketheZ00 haha yeaa it is

  • 5 hour energy. I don't care that you can fix my "middle of the day things to do places to see tiredness." I want you off my fucking youtube videos. whoooa so tired now -.-

  • I've always wondered why puddles disappear.

  • The part about the sun was hilarious