The Ballad of Douche Quadbike (Drizzt Remix)

[FutureLaugh]

yo can somebody please post the original? it was fucking classic and i think he deleted it!!!

[eddielummox]

@FutureLaugh It's in the related videos, as The Ballad of Douche Quadbike, by Douche Quadbike.

[FutureLaugh]

@eddielummox dude you are the savor of internet literature. my hats off to you sir

[FutureLaugh]

@eddielummox ooh wait no dude i meant the ORIGINAL original bro! so i can show my friends where it originated from- the douche deleted it, and there is no clones?

[eddielummox]

@FutureLaugh Oh, the original original? You can find that by searching for "love story one man one dream one chance"

There should be at least one clone up.

[lokalllize]

love makes you do a lot of things I guess

[McDopetron]

HAD A TASTE FOR MAN ASS, BABE

BUT I THINK I FOUND A CURE

[TheFingledorf]

He's like Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris was a douche. Hilarious! Best part was the very end.

[pelotom]

Almost killed himself at 1:25

[LtDarkstar]

OMG LOL you owe me a new keyboard!

[commanderkruge]

How utterly delightful! :D

Jolly good fun!

[gravyboatK]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[rednekelmo]

Ha Ha so true to life

[yurksemesh]

Man, I forgot how great this is.

(really, really great)

[Aervane]

I actually laugh louder each time I hear "...as Captain American would." I have heard it seven times so far and it shows no sign of being less funny.

[TheFortressMaximus]

Great song, one of my favorite vids so far. Though, I'm still not convinced this Ben is the guy who posted the original video.

[TheKurtMan]

this is STILL one of the best things on Youtube.

[ElianGonzalezJr]

I come back to listen to this music frequently.

[TaintedMojo]

Hey, leave captain Murica alone. He said he's not gay anymore!!! He only fucked that waiter like once or twice, several times in a row. But that's besides the point, cause he's not chuff cock anymore, he told me himself.

[AitchJay]

This is Favourited, bloody brilliant ending..

[bcgrote]

Awesome remake! LOVED the ending, so PERFECT!

(Does this guy even know that Capt Amurka is dead? Oh, I forgot, actors are SOOOO busy that they don't often get time to research canon to get the story right...)

[wwhite4243]

You assholes have NO right to laugh! Fuck you, he poured his heart out! Can you really say that you have never been heartbroken? The difference is he had the guts lay it all out there, unlike you cowards!

He traveled through time for Christ's sake, almost losing his life skidding in his truck,. Then got a job on a farm, working hard unlike you fuckers. He threw rocks, risked his life in the river, 4 wheeled, lifted tires, and tripped a bunch or something.. Point is Loren gives great head

[TempleOfSin]

@wwhite4243 Thanks mate, I laughed.

[ChuckSnow5]

Yeah, my girlfriend and I broke up so I'm gonna go lay a patch on a dirt road, get my quad stuck in the mud, maybe waddle around awkwardly like I got a pickle up my bum, and then go yodel into the one canyon I know my baby ain't in.

Ben, you spelled 'Lauren' wrong, that's probably why she left you...

[Ainadae]

Inspired!!!

[rdhmdk]

Totally awesome, nice work.

[hkristofer]

This is a triumph.

[AlekreSD]

U never be like him.

It's so stupid and brainless to make fun of him. He present real atributes.

[eddielummox]

Yes, he present real atributes. Military own big jets. Why worry?

[YertleDaTurtle]

I sure can't wait until they cast a real actor in the role so all this crap can finally blow over.

[bastardforsale]

The best one yet, not to belittle the others. Well except the one that has been spammed from forum to forum so the worlds mightyest douche bag can show us how he lifts tires and those little rocks. Yet he can't walk across a field with a backpack on without falling to his knees and pouting about how heavy it is, fix his truck that stalled, can't seem to ride a four wheeler without crashing as captain america would.

[ghandithegman]

Yes. Techno Remix...fantastic. I'm favoriting this.

[vagitoe]

That... that was awsome!

...

As Captain America would? WTF does that mean?

[ScaredofNothing]

The guy who created the original video had a load of people post comments about him being a super-human Captain America creature, to get him an acting job. Make sense now?

[vagitoe]

Crystal clear sir!

[aeast17]

this is my favorite youtube video... can you add subtitles?

[agerestrictionforatb]

Christmas came early this year.

[sebcreed]

Pretty much the funniest thing on YouTube.

[technohawk]

That was a great ending. It was like The Sixth Sense, only before it was retroactively ruined by every other Shyamalan movie that came after it.

[YertleDaTurtle]

I hope this guy gets the role of Captain America...not!

[SagashiIndustries]

I hope he gets the role of the Red Skull.