Eva Morales at Comedy Union

[idontknowwhyiwrote8]

your really sexy! if your ever in miami give me a call!

[emcmorales]

@idontknowwhyiwrote8

Ay, Dios!!! I'm blushing!

[whiteboy212914]

RESPECT!

[emcmorales]

@whiteboy212914

thank you so much. i appreciate your comments :)

[Borinqueneer21]

Funny, Hot and Latina

Las tres cosa que me gustan de una mujer

[emcmorales]

@Borinqueneer21 you are very sweet. mil gracias

[emcmorales]

@only1criket

thanks for your comment.

[emcmorales]

@djirok 

[emcmorales]

@djirok

Honey. I don't steal material. Maybe we had similar experiences. Thanks for your comment.

[torrid426]

Wow super hot lady. Is she still doing stand up ?

[40Ddrew]

I am Korean and I don't look Mexican, which is hard for me, because it is very stereotypical of Koreans to not look Mexican.

[emcmorales]

@40Ddrew

:)

[vegamusician]

very good, very authentic, congratulations for the great performance ! y Viva México !

[forevaeva4]

go eva! my names eva! - i'm mexican, with green eyes- aww<3 your so cute.

[emcmorales]

@forevaeva4

Evas rock :) Got that whole "mother of humanity" thing goin on!

[MrAmerica406]

i love this girl

[emcmorales]

@MrAmerica406

you are just too sweet :) thank you

[MCshlthead]

isnt she a porn star aswell?

[emcmorales]

Actually, if you Google Eva Morales... yes. She is an international porn star from Spain. Looks nothing like me (thank Goodness)! But me? No... no porn background :)

[bigpain123]

she's funny

hahaha!!

[atlasperros]

Milf

[emcmorales]

thanks... *blush*

[empir3state]

IM HALF PUERTO RICAN AND HALF SALVADORAN AND LOOK LIKE A JEW FML LOL. TOUGH GROWIN UP IN A NEIGHBORHOOD OR GOIN THREW OTHERS THINKING IM ONE TO STEAL ON AND HAVING TO FIGHT MY WAY THROUGH ALL THE TIME. It's a struggle being latino all the way around. I tell people we are the best race they make a face and say why? i say because we come in all shapes sizes and colors baby! WE THE BEST !

[bebaylamas07]

lol wepaaaaa

[andy4life200]

she does look mexican, but i guess she thinks she doesnt?

[emcmorales]

Amorcito... if I don't open my mouth and speak Spanish NOBODY suspects I'm Mexican. When I DO speak Spanish they ask if I'm Argentine.

My look doesn't exactly scream "India María."

[itube58]

"Looking Mexican" is subjective. I am not from the US, but have lived here for a few years - "Looking Mexican" in the US equals looking amerindian or as you say it "India Maria". What most people seem to not know or forget is that Mexican is not a race. Moreover all of latin america is a mixture of races. Some are amerindian, others are Mestizos (indian + white), some are Sambos (black + indian) some are Mulatos (black + white), there is also white and black people.

[emcmorales]

@itube58

gracias, mi amor. you are right. i get soooo tired of people's ignorance about race. newsflash: Mexican is a nationality... not a RACE. Mexicans are as physically diverse as Americans. We have native American, European and African influence in our bloodlines. Thanks itube :)

[ROCKINGJAGUAR]

hm.. were you born in the usa or in Mexico? i ask you this becuz in Mexico there are lots of people who dont really look like the "mexican stereotype"... we have lots of India Marias, yeah, but we also have a good amount of "white looking" folks. Los Altos de Jalisco, los Altos de Chiapas, Monterrey and many other areas are populated with white looking women who are way hotter than you or any other "argentine" woman.

[emcmorales]

@ROCKINGJAGUAR

My family is from Guadalajara, and they moved there from Juanacatlán, Jalisco... Los Altos :) ... and yes... I have to agree with you... the women who come from that region are hot :) Lots of French and Spanish blood there, mixed in with the Huicholes.

[ROCKINGJAGUAR]

So do us all a favor and stop calling yourself mexican since you know so little about us and you feel so proud of being mistaken for argentinian.

[emcmorales]

@ROCKINGJAGUAR

Ay, Dios! RJ! Soy más mexicana que los frijoles refritos! Y te diré que es un orgullo ser mexicana y NUNCA me he sentido alagada cuando me toman por argentina... con todo respeto para los argentinos... Nomás te pido que no asumas tanto. Estás súper equivocado... Paisa. A propósito... tú de dónde eres?

[xployt1]

lol, pinche gringo

[suzyiscrazy2]

You are talking about my life!

wow! You are my hero!

Looking "white" and being a Latina is a totally different experience

[itube58]

White is a race. Latina(o) is not a race. White-hispanics do exist. May not be the majority in the area in which you live; but in many place is not a novelty.

[emcmorales]

thanks itube 58. Yeah. People don't understand the dif between race and ethnicity. Aaaaaall my Mexican relatives are WHITE! Pasty white!

[fishsticksdelight]

lol this is so funny n true....good job!!!!

[daddyleon]

lol the whole page is full with your thank you's xD

[nussbaum73]

this was really funny and it didn't seem like she was trying too hard like with some other comedians

[bigempty312]

are touring chicago anytime soon

[emcmorales]

thank you!

[azteckike]

she is the best! i love her...

[azteckike]

pendeja why do you think we left mexico?..... ahhaah

[emcmorales]

thanks so much for your comment... ya... if you think about it... Mexicans don't go camping... for fun :)

[iluvthearts]

SHE'S GREAT LIKE HER AND SHE HAS CLEAN iCOMEDY THAT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY

[emcmorales]

thank you so much!

[sasheezy]

she's hilarious! &hearts;

[emcmorales]

thank you so much. i really appreciate your comments!

[salviiboii617]

shes hot for her age

[emcmorales]

why.... thank ya!

[labebejoejonaslove24]

everything she said is ture

[emcmorales]

thanks! my mom just visited for a couple of months... i have like an hour of new material!

[yellowcougar18]

She's 46?! She cud lie and say she was 36, and people would still think she looked younger.

Funny routine also.

[emcmorales]

ay! you're so sweet! thank you.

[atlasperros]

fucking funy...its tru...many americans perseve latinos to be dark or whatever..i am an example...and she is funnier than carlos mencia or george lopez combined

[vici0z]

Youre great! keep up the good work as for the racist commentary, my white friends dont think its offensive but they say its true LOL

[emcmorales]

were you offended? are you hispanic or anglo? believe me... my mom (mexican) is my PRIMARY source of comedy and most of it has to do with culture clash.

or do you mean the things anglos say about hispanics?

[hfg1955]

Wonderful routine. Beautiful woman.

[emcmorales]

thank you so much :)

[sharkmak]

nuh, not funny at all :(

[emcmorales]

Um... thanks for your comment. Just wondering... were you offended? Where in the world are you? Australia? Maybe it's a cultural thing.

Checked out your videos. Would love to hear the significance of the tunnel and hot-rod SUV. I didn't get any audio. Is it supposed to be MOS?

[sharkmak]

nuh , im not offended at all, i like to laugh even at myself just didn't find it funny, or might be too soft , anyway keep joiking i think some ppl like it , the video i've posted does not have any sound i was just testing my account.

[sprimusp]

She's hot

[M1SSeli]

hey i guess that paper didn't come in handy lol, i loved the jokes , and yea your in good shape! i hope i get those type of genes im 20 odd years away from yours lol

[emcmorales]

you're sweet. as to getting into the jeans... i guess you haven't seen my routine on eating disorders! hugs.

[markastorga]

Very Nice Eva!! continua asi! best wishes from Washington DC..un beso

[meve40]

she looks young with her age. Maybe all Eva Morales are like that he he. Im 41 y.o. yet many would say "really? you look just like mid 20s," ehem..

[meve40]

she indeed look great in her age. Come to think of it, my name is eva morales, 41 y.o. and as friends always complimented me, "you look 20 something!" Go "tukayo!"

[chino8791]

Wow 46! Man you are a hottie. Can you come over and tell me some jokes? lol I am kidding. Funny stuff.

[emcmorales]

aw, shucks! thanks for the compliment. hugs and thanks for dropping by.

[randomcuteness]

this is silly but i have a neighboh called eva morales and she mexian too...

[emcmorales]

oh, my Gosh! that IS too silly! here's on sillier. Google Eva Morales and you will discover an sexagenarian porn queen from Spain... or as we say across the border, "Espain." Thanks for dropping by.

[Frank131985]

no way you are 46 years old, you look more like 26, would you date a 23 yearl old man?jajajaja guess not anyway great jokes love them.

[IrvingYAlejo]

honestly her material is related to what the other hispanic comedians are using... lacks originality

[nomuken1]

hooooooooooot

[richard612]

46 y/o? Wow! Eva, you are HOT and that bit was very funny!

[ollieroks]

She's hot and funny.

[emcmorales]

Grazie!

[Smokula]

Vundaful!

[Ernestorodriguezgil]

Very good!